PEOPLES' WILL 2013/04/01(Mon)12:46 No. 503220 ID: 29c085
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But do not fear this dizzying new responsibility. To assist us, the PEOPLE of the boards, we have conscripted elected six highly skilled advisors to advise our next plan of action!

Muschio Malto

"First, establish a monarchy. Second, find the rightful heir to the throne. I suspect he may be closer than we all might think! Much closer."

Sue

"Why am I even here."

Dr. Tory Sinclair

"There is no science budget or fire department! Give me one and I will start all the fires with science! Fuck yeah!"

Spikesby Biteface

"Wak wak wak wak."

Penji

"What is this. No standing army? No military of any kind? What exactly am I supposed to work with, here?"

Tayza

"I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT QUESTS."

With the educated advice from our impartially selected advisors, we can now rally and cry out to the heavens what this board needs! Replacing our advisors is something the board might need also.

>Why am I even here.
Obviously someone just wants you to suffer. I wouldn't play along, if I were you.

>There is no science budget or fire department! Give me one and I will start all the fires with science! Fuck yeah!
Here's a nickel, Tory. Get to it. (It would be more if I hadn't donated everything for Larro progression).

>No standing army? No military of any kind? What exactly am I supposed to work with, here?
Who needs an army? We got a tozol. That's sufficient, and all you've ever had to work with in the past, anyways.

... wat

I agree with Spikesby. There needs to be more wak on these boards. A whole lot more. To the point where there are just random waks instead of normal words. I assume that that's what he's trying to say, at least. What's good about having waks instead of words is that you can just assume they say what you want.

you need money. hey, let's rob a bank!

Tayza 2013/04/01(Mon)13:21 No. 503229 ID: d6ae01
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"You'd be angry too if a certain bird woke you up to brag about something he does every other day."

what have you guys been doing lately we really haven't seen any of you for a long time

PEOPLES' WILL 2013/04/01(Mon)13:49 No. 503234 ID: 29c085
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The will of the people has been heard! Let it stand from this point on that random words shall be replaced with wak!

"Every. Other. Day."
"Wak."
"Sucks to be you, I guess."

The people also demand bank robberies, and the most skilled thieves, burglars, cat-burglars, burglars-that-are-cats and accountants have made this come true! We are now so rich, the treasury of tgchan rivals small nations with its vast wealth!

...We might have also severely damaged the world economy entirely and are now no longer welcome in most countries, but to every cloud a silver lining!

"Hahaha! This is all going straight to making HUGE WAR ROBOTS!"
"Sounds impractical."
"And AWESOME GUNS!"
"...I'm listening."

Give Astonishing & Dangerous Power To Brom

>Every fucking day
Seems to me you prevent this if you killed one or more of them. Or just prevented them from going at it.

>Giant robot army with guns
Sounds reasonable.

>>503235
Punish Brom for trying to steal the power away from the people.

...repeal the wak law, because it's getting annoying.

who cares if most countries don't like us anymore once we have guns and robots who's going to stop us

The boards are not peepy enough. There need to be more peeps!

>>503260
Detain d6ef5d for treason. This traitorous defiance of our longstanding legal traditions will not stand.
>>503262
Seconding peeps.

PEOPLES' WILL 2013/04/01(Mon)14:26 No. 503264 ID: 29c085
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THE PEOPLES' ROBOT ARMY BEGINS CONSTRUCTION!

ALL HAIL LORD BROM! (file photo not found, next best image match used)



ALL EXPRESS DISAPPROVAL AT BROM'S ATTEMPTS AT A POWER GRAB! Lord Brom has been stripped of his title and all privileges relating to lordship.

Truly, the people of tgchan are wise, just and fair.

Our efforts to harvest more peep sources begin!

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/meep/res/24220.html

A lasagne in every oven and a bird in every bed. Viva la revolución! Invade /meep/ for the good of the people!

Our very language is being controlled, and people are being unpersoned. Our once glorious revolution has failed- and has been supplanted by despots.

Viva la counterrevolution.

[Detonates terrorist explosives placed on wak generator]

We must take extreme measures to fight these rebels. Look at all we've accomplished! They'll destroy everything we've worked so hard for! I'm authorizing you to do anything in your power to secure these boards, Tory.

We obviously need to invest in a dragon-based economy. The giant robots can be dragon robots, and we can call our currency drakes because haha dragons.

Trust me on this.

PEOPLES' WILL 2013/04/01(Mon)15:14 No. 503285 ID: 29c085
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Viva la revolución, comrades! All boards now have 100% more bird! Unfortunately, an... unforeseen budget deficit has made our wak proposal invalid. We just lack the drakes!

"Did we not have the entire wealth of smaller nations at our disposal hours ago?!"
"War robots don't pay for themselves! Yet!"
"Did anyone else hear those explosions just now?"
"Wak?! Wak! Wak wak wak! WAK!"

Insurgents from /meep/ have been outed as the cause of the explos-- lack of funds! The counter invasion of /meep/ shall begin! ...Right as soon as we find out where it is on this map!

"That's a napkin."

It's also a map! Informative and hygienic!

"Enough talk! Now is the time for blowing shit up!"

Pfft, it's just /meep/. We don't need it. We can just bomb everything that isn't us.

>>503285
It's on the other side of the page!

>>503287
Blow them all away! Burn the enemy boards who oppose us! (Is questdis still an ally or are they loyal to the old regime?)

this problem, like many other problems can be solved with explosions and fire, lots and lots of both.

Since the birds have spread to all boards then setting the birds on fire shall surely burn down /meep and prove our superiority.

PEOPLES' WILL 2013/04/01(Mon)16:02 No. 503304 ID: 29c085
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Our war against /meep/ begins!

With our war machines and expert leadership versus the disorganised rabble and lack of focus of our enemy, victory is assured! Project PYROBIRD shall see us through!

Our war against /meep/ has ended with a decisive victory! All our enemies burn! Burn! BURN!

Our advisors are too busy laughing maniacally to comment. Spikesby might not be laughing, but it's difficult to tell.

Rumours of so-called "counter-revolutionaries" are on the rise, though. This cannot be! We are the people, and our regime has improved tgchan by a factor of 1200%! Consult these charts! The charts do not lie! They cannot lie! They are merely charts! Could the likes of Polokoa Quest by popular quest author Jukashi exist under the old ways? I sa-- We say they could not! Would not! The will of the people cannot fail!

WE REIGN SUPREME!

So... it's a graph with a title, but no labeled axes. A critical mistake.

[labels y-axis "Sad furry Quests"]

wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak

Throw tozols and robots at the problem until it goes away.

The rebels can't touch us if we're on fire! They can't touch anything if they're on fire! Torch the server farms to starve them out!

PEOPLES' WILL 2013/04/01(Mon)16:28 No. 503312 ID: 29c085
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As the fires die down, we stand triumphant as--

...

we burned down the entire site? Oh.


...

guys?

anyone out there?







hello?

>>503312
Nobody in here but us otherworldly abominations.

YOU MANIACS! YOU BURNED IT ALL DOWN!

WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK

try pressing a button, ruby

just hit a light switch or something.

I warned you the revolution had gone too far. I warned you.

Suggestion 2013/04/01(Mon)18:01 No. 503349 ID: d6ae01
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".......peeppeeppeeppeepeepeep"

"God Dammit, Sekani!"

you know you two make a cute couple

So I guess we rebuild. We'll obviously need a stronger foundation, one that can withstand the awesome power of cleansing fire so that next time we recklessly torch the board it isn't completely destroyed.

Hey, what's this button do?

Blame the moderators

Haha, this is just too silly and hilarious! Now I have to join in! Tayza, tackle hug Sekani and tickle him to get secret secrets of the peep faction, we must know those secret secrets soldier!

>>503377
The big red one?

Blame moderators, let there be light!
Also, all names must be Waks!

>>503480
No, this green one labeled "Warning: Pointless Button."

posts made wak polish seem to be immune to the wak

wak must fix this