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502043 No. 502043 ID: 5ad0b9

You are this young girl. You are going to smoke this SWEET JOINT in a second but there is something that you have to do first.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHAT IS THE THING YOU HAVE TO DO?
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No. 502045 ID: b60259

Forget the names. Lets get naked!
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No. 502046 ID: d6ef5d

Your name is Coquette, and the only thing you have to do before getting high is finding your lucky lighter.
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No. 502047 ID: 35edd4

You are Captain Wafflington. You have to masturbate.
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No. 502048 ID: 9f7b7f

your name is WINA, and you are REMEMBERING THE D.A.R.E. COURSE YOU TOOK IN SCHOOL THAT TOLD YOU DRUGS ARE BAD.
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No. 502049 ID: d6ef5d

>>502048
That's okay. As long as you can talk the stuffed dare lion they gave you into approving it, it's a-okay.
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No. 502055 ID: 5ca4e1

You are Count Zorgrax III. You are looking for your extra large dragon dildo, and your coca-cola can (for size comparison).
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No. 502066 ID: f2c20c

>>502043
You are Syn A. Munn, and you have to start a quest on tgchan only to abandon it before it gets anywhere.
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No. 502067 ID: 7dbd6b

>>502046
+1
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No. 502082 ID: 9ddf68

You are Conny and you have to get ready for your drivers test.
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No. 502084 ID: a869cb

>>502048

GET OUT

>>502055

yes, this is more like it.
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No. 502105 ID: 12c19f

Your name is Trisha "Tits" Calico and you need a goddamn pizza and hot wings before you light this roach and watch cartoons.
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No. 502148 ID: 08005b

Your name is saphire and you are about to go and get more weed because that's not nearly enough girl!
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No. 502159 ID: 91c1b3

>>502046
this
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No. 502169 ID: 34f12d

NAME: WIDDLY SCUDS

OBJECTIVE: BLAZE IT FAGGOT
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No. 502170 ID: cb80b6

Your name is Winnipeg and you need to round up all your buddies to smoke with you.
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No. 502213 ID: b5f389

Your name is Cinnabuns and you are about to realize that you make far too many quests on an imageboard and have yet to even finish a single one, let alone get more than four or five updates into it before abandoning it and starting a new one. You need to stop and clean up your act.
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No. 502248 ID: 78c6ea

>>502213

Up vote. Bring back lego quest.
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No. 502295 ID: 8fca75

Lego quest was good. You never get too old for Legos. Legos were the bomb dot com.
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No. 502306 ID: 34f12d

THE THING YOU NEED TO DO FIRST IS LEGOS.

BUT YOU BETTER NOT BURN THAT SHIT. YOU SMOKE THAT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.
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No. 502337 ID: 68bbc5

Spurn your loyal fans and smoke that sweet joint, escaping from all your responsibilities forever, with no negative long-term consequences.
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No. 502349 ID: 5ad0b9
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502349

Yeah okay your name is Coquette and you need your lighter. You find it with a bunch of other shit lying in your drawer. You take the lighter. It's probably the only thing you actually need.
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No. 502350 ID: 5ad0b9
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502350

You smoke the joint.

[YOU CAN NOW COMMAND EITHER COQUETTE OR THE DRUG]
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No. 502351 ID: d6ef5d

Crack open that box of legos and let the pieces run through your hands as you admire all the pretty colors and interesting shapes.
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No. 502353 ID: 7dbd6b

Drug: Be deep fried Unicorn Tears, and show this lady how to surf the rainbows.
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No. 502354 ID: 68bbc5

Joint: Persuade Coquette to experiment with other, more powerful drugs, such as crack cocaine.

We could use some heavy lifters on our team.
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No. 502358 ID: 34f12d

OKAY DANK KUSH WE'RE GONNA PLAY RETURN TO CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN
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No. 502359 ID: fb528f

Coquette: Learn that you are allergic to this drug and proceed to have fever dreams as you go into convulsions.
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No. 502360 ID: 78c6ea

Discover a tiny man trapped in your lego house.
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No. 502367 ID: 7dbd6b

Tiny Lego Man: Find out this weed you're smoking is so good, you think you see a giant cat-girl outside your window.
Yell at her to show you her boobs
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No. 502399 ID: 6179a7

Coquette: do nothing.
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No. 502407 ID: 31443f

Put the other end of the joint in your mouth.
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No. 502419 ID: 440525

Drug: Bake this bitch as slowly and to golden brown goodness as possible.
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No. 502429 ID: b60259

Drug: Roll for effectiveness
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No. 502464 ID: 7dbd6b

rolled 4636 = 4636

Rolling for Drug Strength
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No. 502493 ID: 12c19f

>>502464
That's close enough to 420.
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No. 502537 ID: 78c6ea

>>502464

is that on a scale from 1 to 10
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No. 502549 ID: 7dbd6b

Well, one to twenty.
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No. 502620 ID: 34f12d

rolled 79 = 79

BETTER.
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No. 502621 ID: beeca1

rolled 3287, 7455, 9810, 3272, 1356, 5206, 8495, 2263, 4689, 7805, 6039, 9227, 5144, 4446, 4840, 4323, 7332, 723, 6706, 7244, 8593, 6722, 4714, 4461, 5924, 1999, 1792, 1571, 2254, 9272, 5854, 5541, 6726, 5663, 8813, 8081, 869, 7307, 344, 5558, 5111, 6382, 4784, 255, 828, 9623, 4578, 8160, 346, 1283, 5403, 8939, 8005, 117, 3399, 3928, 2115, 5190, 5498, 4369, 4462, 1351, 9910, 1187, 7014, 8722, 9268, 7882, 6029, 9612, 3439, 1140, 5994, 8223, 1394, 6821, 7845, 5972, 4981, 8190, 7255, 383, 7129, 5259, 500, 527, 9186, 2615, 5717, 4684, 6984, 178, 6035, 6893, 1365, 3048, 5615, 633, 930 = 494405

Hello
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No. 502627 ID: 7dbd6b

>>502621
Yeah 10000 is the highest TG dice go.
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