Forget the names. Lets get naked!

Your name is Coquette, and the only thing you have to do before getting high is finding your lucky lighter.

You are Captain Wafflington. You have to masturbate.

your name is WINA, and you are REMEMBERING THE D.A.R.E. COURSE YOU TOOK IN SCHOOL THAT TOLD YOU DRUGS ARE BAD.

>>502048
That's okay. As long as you can talk the stuffed dare lion they gave you into approving it, it's a-okay.

You are Count Zorgrax III. You are looking for your extra large dragon dildo, and your coca-cola can (for size comparison).

>>502043
You are Syn A. Munn, and you have to start a quest on tgchan only to abandon it before it gets anywhere.

>>502046
+1

You are Conny and you have to get ready for your drivers test.

>>502048

GET OUT

>>502055

yes, this is more like it.

Your name is Trisha "Tits" Calico and you need a goddamn pizza and hot wings before you light this roach and watch cartoons.

Your name is saphire and you are about to go and get more weed because that's not nearly enough girl!

>>502046
this

NAME: WIDDLY SCUDS

OBJECTIVE: BLAZE IT FAGGOT

Your name is Winnipeg and you need to round up all your buddies to smoke with you.

Your name is Cinnabuns and you are about to realize that you make far too many quests on an imageboard and have yet to even finish a single one, let alone get more than four or five updates into it before abandoning it and starting a new one. You need to stop and clean up your act.

>>502213

Up vote. Bring back lego quest.

Lego quest was good. You never get too old for Legos. Legos were the bomb dot com.

THE THING YOU NEED TO DO FIRST IS LEGOS.

BUT YOU BETTER NOT BURN THAT SHIT. YOU SMOKE THAT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.

Spurn your loyal fans and smoke that sweet joint, escaping from all your responsibilities forever, with no negative long-term consequences.

(you know what fine) Cinnamon 2013/03/25(Mon)19:28 No. 502349 ID: 5ad0b9
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Yeah okay your name is Coquette and you need your lighter. You find it with a bunch of other shit lying in your drawer. You take the lighter. It's probably the only thing you actually need.

(ill update lego quest or whatever like tomorrow) Cinnamon 2013/03/25(Mon)19:30 No. 502350 ID: 5ad0b9
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You smoke the joint.

[YOU CAN NOW COMMAND EITHER COQUETTE OR THE DRUG]

Crack open that box of legos and let the pieces run through your hands as you admire all the pretty colors and interesting shapes.

Drug: Be deep fried Unicorn Tears, and show this lady how to surf the rainbows.

Joint: Persuade Coquette to experiment with other, more powerful drugs, such as crack cocaine.

We could use some heavy lifters on our team.

OKAY DANK KUSH WE'RE GONNA PLAY RETURN TO CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN

Coquette: Learn that you are allergic to this drug and proceed to have fever dreams as you go into convulsions.

Discover a tiny man trapped in your lego house.

Tiny Lego Man: Find out this weed you're smoking is so good, you think you see a giant cat-girl outside your window.
Yell at her to show you her boobs

Coquette: do nothing.

Put the other end of the joint in your mouth.

Drug: Bake this bitch as slowly and to golden brown goodness as possible.

Drug: Roll for effectiveness

rolled 4636 = 4636

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Rolling for Drug Strength

>>502464
That's close enough to 420.

>>502464

is that on a scale from 1 to 10

Well, one to twenty.

rolled 79 = 79

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BETTER.

rolled 3287, 7455, 9810, 3272, 1356, 5206, 8495, 2263, 4689, 7805, 6039, 9227, 5144, 4446, 4840, 4323, 7332, 723, 6706, 7244, 8593, 6722, 4714, 4461, 5924, 1999, 1792, 1571, 2254, 9272, 5854, 5541, 6726, 5663, 8813, 8081, 869, 7307, 344, 5558, 5111, 6382, 4784, 255, 828, 9623, 4578, 8160, 346, 1283, 5403, 8939, 8005, 117, 3399, 3928, 2115, 5190, 5498, 4369, 4462, 1351, 9910, 1187, 7014, 8722, 9268, 7882, 6029, 9612, 3439, 1140, 5994, 8223, 1394, 6821, 7845, 5972, 4981, 8190, 7255, 383, 7129, 5259, 500, 527, 9186, 2615, 5717, 4684, 6984, 178, 6035, 6893, 1365, 3048, 5615, 633, 930 = 494405

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Hello

>>502621
Yeah 10000 is the highest TG dice go.