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501874 No. 501874 ID: 9f0022

I just woke up, and my tummy's got the rumblies.

Time to go get me some cereal.
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No. 501875 ID: 9f0022
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501875

Only problem is, I ate it all last week...
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No. 501876 ID: 6de77b

Time to get a job so we can afford to buy more cereal.

something manly, like a fireman or a shirtless roadworker
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No. 501877 ID: d6ef5d

Go borrow some from the neighbors, then. Steal it, if they're jerks and won't share.
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No. 501880 ID: 536591

>>501877

yeah, break into the house next door and take it.
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No. 501881 ID: 68742d

I suppose burglar is a job.
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No. 501883 ID: 9f0022
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501883

>>501876
I'm only 10, I can't get a job!
(Besides I want to be a vampire when I grow up)

>>501877
I tried that, they sent their dog after me. We didn't have to go buy meat that day... They wouldn't let me back over either... I do have my mom's purse though. She left it here for some reason...
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No. 501884 ID: 536591

>>501883

Get a job in a coal mine, or as a chimney-sweep. I hear those are popular professions among children.
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No. 501887 ID: d6ef5d

>only 10
...then what's with the stubble? Please tell me that's not magic marker and grey troll face paint.

>mom's purse
Rifle through it! If you're lucky, you'll find a credit card. Then we can pay for a grocery service to deliver cereal to the house.
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No. 501888 ID: 9f0022
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501888

>>501884
Freak you!

>>501887
Um, no? It's uh... jeans?

Um, okay, it's open, theres...

>A picture of my dad?
(Mom says that's my dad, but I think she's fibbing)

>A picture of my mom wrestling with other dads
(She sucks...)

>A lot of money
(We only need a 5 though)

>Lipstick
(Too red)

>Stained ePhone case
(Don't ask)

>ePhone 9
(Did you know the games cost money?)
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No. 501889 ID: 536591

Use the ePhone to call for cereal. Trade the ePhone for cereal upon delivery.
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No. 501890 ID: 6de77b

call your black sassy 18 year old bff to drive you to the nearby grocery store. promise bacon and eggs for her hangover
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No. 501894 ID: 68742d

get the money, then go to a store.
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No. 501904 ID: 31a627

Sell picture of mom wrestling. wrestlers get loads of money, and it can only help her street cred.
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No. 501908 ID: 9f0022
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501908

>>501889
Uh, there's a store nearby. What are you, a hikiki-meh-ho... a shut in?... I'll just keep it.

>>501890
There have been very few sassy black friends around here since the return of the Ghost K...

>>501894
Already doin' it.

>>501904
She hasn't been here for a week, freak her street cred.
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>Lots o Money GET
>ePhone GET
>Little Ladies HammerSpace Purse GET
>Outside GET... wait, how do you ge- oh...

You are Outside, Klaus is here.
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No. 501909 ID: d6ef5d

>Klaus is here
Punch him in the face for dressing up even worse than you.
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No. 501910 ID: beeca1

>>501909
Do this, and the word you were looking for is hikkimori.
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No. 501917 ID: a869cb

>>501910

you mean hikikomori.

rub your stubbly chin all over his cheeks.
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No. 501929 ID: 9f0022
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501929

>>501909
No, you don't want to hit him, trust me, WAAAAY to annoying to go through that again... and did you just make fun of me?

>hikikomori.
hi-ki-ko-mory? Okay.

>rub your stubbly chin all over his cheeks.
Say goodbye to your gold star

He's really out of it though... I think i can just sneak around him...
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No. 501930 ID: 9f0022
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501930

Gah!
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No. 501932 ID: 9f0022
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501932

Klaus: Oh uh, hey Lynn... Uh, sup?

Guh, he's right there, and he's talking to me. Nice going Lynn... I-I can't just walk away now!
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No. 501935 ID: a869cb

say hi Claus

then say bye Claus

problem solved
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No. 501978 ID: 78c6ea

why are there floating cubes
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No. 502754 ID: 9f0022
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502754

>>501978
You'll find out

>>501935
Well, I guess I have to talk to him anyways at this point... maybe...

Lynn:"Hi Klaus"
Klaus:"Hey Lynn, I guess you are alright, mind if I-"
Lynn:"Bye Klaus"
Klaus:"Wait, where are you going?"
Lynn:"Darn it, run slower!"
Klaus:"But I want to talk to you"
Lynn:"Not until I get my cereal!"
Klaus:"Then I'll tag along!"
Lynn:"But I do-"
>[Klaus has joined the party]

... *sigh*
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No. 502781 ID: d6ef5d

Stupid fighter types. Whenever they bump into a dame in a dress they automatically assume you're going to party with them.
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No. 502785 ID: 78c6ea

What's that, you're trying to make haste across the land? Random encounter time!
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No. 502804 ID: c8a283

ughhhhhhhhhhh fiiiiiiiiiiiine
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