DuNe 2013/03/22(Fri)20:45 No. 501875 ID: 9f0022
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Only problem is, I ate it all last week...

Time to get a job so we can afford to buy more cereal.

something manly, like a fireman or a shirtless roadworker

Go borrow some from the neighbors, then. Steal it, if they're jerks and won't share.

>>501877

yeah, break into the house next door and take it.

I suppose burglar is a job.

Purs(u)e Money DuNe 2013/03/22(Fri)21:20 No. 501883 ID: 9f0022
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>>501876
I'm only 10, I can't get a job!
(Besides I want to be a vampire when I grow up)

>>501877
I tried that, they sent their dog after me. We didn't have to go buy meat that day... They wouldn't let me back over either... I do have my mom's purse though. She left it here for some reason...

>>501883

Get a job in a coal mine, or as a chimney-sweep. I hear those are popular professions among children.

>only 10
...then what's with the stubble? Please tell me that's not magic marker and grey troll face paint.

>mom's purse
Rifle through it! If you're lucky, you'll find a credit card. Then we can pay for a grocery service to deliver cereal to the house.

DuNe 2013/03/22(Fri)21:55 No. 501888 ID: 9f0022
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>>501884
Freak you!

>>501887
Um, no? It's uh... jeans?

Um, okay, it's open, theres...

>A picture of my dad?
(Mom says that's my dad, but I think she's fibbing)

>A picture of my mom wrestling with other dads
(She sucks...)

>A lot of money
(We only need a 5 though)

>Lipstick
(Too red)

>Stained ePhone case
(Don't ask)

>ePhone 9
(Did you know the games cost money?)

Use the ePhone to call for cereal. Trade the ePhone for cereal upon delivery.

call your black sassy 18 year old bff to drive you to the nearby grocery store. promise bacon and eggs for her hangover

get the money, then go to a store.

Sell picture of mom wrestling. wrestlers get loads of money, and it can only help her street cred.

DuNe 2013/03/23(Sat)08:15 No. 501908 ID: 9f0022
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>>501889
Uh, there's a store nearby. What are you, a hikiki-meh-ho... a shut in?... I'll just keep it.

>>501890
There have been very few sassy black friends around here since the return of the Ghost K...

>>501894
Already doin' it.

>>501904
She hasn't been here for a week, freak her street cred.
-----------------------------
>Lots o Money GET
>ePhone GET
>Little Ladies HammerSpace Purse GET
>Outside GET... wait, how do you ge- oh...

You are Outside, Klaus is here.

>Klaus is here
Punch him in the face for dressing up even worse than you.

>>501909
Do this, and the word you were looking for is hikkimori.

>>501910

you mean hikikomori.

rub your stubbly chin all over his cheeks.

DuNe 2013/03/23(Sat)11:03 No. 501929 ID: 9f0022
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>>501909
No, you don't want to hit him, trust me, WAAAAY to annoying to go through that again... and did you just make fun of me?

>hikikomori.
hi-ki-ko-mory? Okay.

>rub your stubbly chin all over his cheeks.
Say goodbye to your gold star

He's really out of it though... I think i can just sneak around him...

DuNe 2013/03/23(Sat)11:03 No. 501930 ID: 9f0022
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Gah!

ENCOUNTER DuNe 2013/03/23(Sat)11:05 No. 501932 ID: 9f0022
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Klaus: Oh uh, hey Lynn... Uh, sup?

Guh, he's right there, and he's talking to me. Nice going Lynn... I-I can't just walk away now!

say hi Claus

then say bye Claus

problem solved

why are there floating cubes

Plot Advancement Sucess, Recalibrating MacGuffin. DuNe 2013/03/29(Fri)20:22 No. 502754 ID: 9f0022
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>>501978
You'll find out

>>501935
Well, I guess I have to talk to him anyways at this point... maybe...

Lynn:"Hi Klaus"
Klaus:"Hey Lynn, I guess you are alright, mind if I-"
Lynn:"Bye Klaus"
Klaus:"Wait, where are you going?"
Lynn:"Darn it, run slower!"
Klaus:"But I want to talk to you"
Lynn:"Not until I get my cereal!"
Klaus:"Then I'll tag along!"
Lynn:"But I do-"
>[Klaus has joined the party]

... *sigh*

Stupid fighter types. Whenever they bump into a dame in a dress they automatically assume you're going to party with them.

What's that, you're trying to make haste across the land? Random encounter time!

ughhhhhhhhhhh fiiiiiiiiiiiine