Let me guess the doctors do nothing

buy an enema. they feel pretty liberating once you get used to them.

Oh man a quest about someone's butt.

Eat more fiber.

>What should I do to pass the time between now and my next bowel movement?
Retrieve laptop, visit tgchan.org

Ah! Here we go! My laptop. I just ordered the enema. It looks like it is going to be a while...

tgchan? Nah, I can't draw worth shit. I need something to do...I'm soooo bored....

We really need to advise this person on what do do while shitting... Fine, is there a girl around, if you're soooo bored then get a blumpkin. If you are not feeling horny, start listing to music or drinking juice...mmmmmmmmmmm... juice

Google home made enema and be sure to pick the seediest looking website and follow its instructions.
This plan cannot fail

fuck that, just stick the shower head up your ass.

>>499955
That, that's actually a good idea!

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I'm not doing that again....

... again?

...buy a smaller shower head. jegus.

Are you stuck in the bathroom or can you go places and do stuff

Maybe just head out to a store, buy some prune juice and an enema there?
Not like you're getting any progress here, after all.

If you're willing to stick a fucking huge shower-head up your arse, then put on a latex glove and take the shit out manually.