MALLOSBEAR!

Inigo Montoya!

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)15:36 No. 497815 ID: bcdce8
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Your name is MALLOSBEAR.

Wow, you would actually like it if that name never got out,, but beggars can't be choosers.

You figure you should probably get some sweet [Adventure Gear] before you go off, going without would be a terrible decision, not to mention just silly.

You could use a [Sword] of some kind, some cool [Adventure Clothes], and maybe a [Map].

You could probably get a lot of this junk from town just east-ward from the smithy, finding a sword in a smithy sounds really easy too, so easy, you might have to use that as a metaphor somewhere. You make a mental note.

Well, get your ass into the smithy then, Mallo! We got a sword to get.

>>497815
How much cash do you have?

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)16:09 No. 497827 ID: bcdce8
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Damn, this place has swords up the wa-zoo.

This was as easy as finding a sword in a smi- no, no, not yet.

Point is, this was clearly a pretty good idea.

There are a number of swords here, normal [Iron Swords] here that seem pretty flimsy compared to the [GAIMAUSAR] hanging up there.

Then there's that [Giant Killer] over there, although you don't know who in there right mind would even TRY to lift that.

A small puff of smoke is all thats left of a once blazing fire. The smith seems to be away, which is good, because you don't know how well he would take you running off with any of these.

Acquire a rugged cleaver from ye olde smithy. The simpler the cheaper. Nothing like a hunk of steel with a slicing edge that says, "MORE SURFACE AREA PER SLICE!"

Take the Giant Killer, be the RPG Hero.

Is there a more proportionate not-as-giant killer in the back room?

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)16:17 No. 497834 ID: bcdce8
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>How much cash do you have?

You assess your current FUNDS.

FUNDS: 250

>>497834
Acquire a MILITARY PICK. They're way better at piercing armored hide than a sword.

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)16:33 No. 497837 ID: bcdce8
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>Is there a more proportionate not-as-giant killer in the back room?

Hm, nothing here besides a [Dragon Snout] and more flimsy [Iron Swords].

Oh, theres a broken [Blizzaster] here too, damn, that would have been perfect.

>>497837
Take the blizzaster and Dragon Snout. We're doing this like Musashi.

>>497837
>>497827
Get the broken [Blizzaster] and re-forge it together with [GAIMAUSER], creating [BLIZZAUSER].

>>497837
How easy would it be to fix that Blizzaster?

>>497837
Take the [Blizzaster]: Wield it 1/2 blade-style.

take the [Dragon Snout] and the [BROKEN BLADE] your a smith right you could fix it latter if you wanted to.

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)17:01 No. 497849 ID: bcdce8
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>Get the broken [Blizzaster] and re-forge it together with [GAIMAUSER], creating [BLIZZAUSER].

Um. Yes.

You head back into the forge. You toss some of the junk here on to the floor to make some room.

Time to put your years of training to use and SWORD-BINE this shit.

you make a note to call it something less stupid in the future.

>>497849
How about straight-up SWORD BINDing, sounds better than BINEing anyway.

Or maybe TranFusing the swords?

BLADEMELD?

I'm just concerned about what the handle is going to look like. The blades look like they'll be no problem to integrate into that giant sword.

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)17:16 No. 497854 ID: bcdce8
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After a bit of elbow greese you finally manage to create a [FLIMSY BLIZZAUSER]!

It's pretty good, but not perfect.

This should do the job, but you don't know how long it'll last before it breaks.

In time you bet you'll be able to craft much stronger blades, but you gave this one your all.

Alright! Unless you can make that sword less Breakable by just fusing some random iron swords into it, time to head east to find a store that actually has people in it. If we find the blacksmith, we can give him some money, but until then travel!

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)17:28 No. 497859 ID: bcdce8
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>BLADEMELD?

Oh, yes, that has a ring to it.
You are so calling it BLADEMELDING from now on.

>Alright! Unless you can make that sword less Breakable by just fusing some random iron swords into it, time to head east to find a store that actually has people in it. If we find the blacksmith, we can give him some money, but until then travel!

You don't know if that would work, iron swords might probably just-

Uh-oh! The smith has returned!

He is NOT happy about you messing around in the forge.

Make the saddest doe eyes you can and offer to pay for the materials you expended, and maybe ask to be his apprentice swordsmith.

>>497862
He already is the apprentice blacksmith, then the dragon came by.

Call your sword your journeyman project, he can't get mad about that. Well, he can, but at least you have a reason for doing it now.

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)17:56 No. 497871 ID: bcdce8
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>Call your sword your journeyman project, he can't get mad about that. Well, he can, but at least you have a reason for doing it now.

You quickly explain that this was your journeyman project!

You also let loose about your plan to slay the dragon using the [FLIMSY BLIZZAUSER]!

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)17:57 No. 497872 ID: bcdce8
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The smith glances at the sword and then back at you.

He isn't saying anything.

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)18:05 No. 497876 ID: bcdce8
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He tells you to just go.

To take the sword and leave.

He says not to come back.

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)18:21 No. 497881 ID: bcdce8
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As you leave the forge room, you almost swear you can hear a faint sobbing.

It's probably your imagination.

You embark in to the TOWN SQUARE as you don't want to hang around the forge any more.

No, your days as a smith apprentice are over, now you begin the life of an adventurer.

You only need some proper [Adventure Clothes] and a [Travel Map] now, but maybe you might find something worth taking along.

There is the WEAPON SHOP over there on the left, you might just go to look at some of the [Kick-Ass Swords]. There is also an INN there, something smells tasty inside.

On the right you see a road in to town, and a Tailor, which might be a good place to find some clothes, but you also remember an ARMOR SHOP somewhere around here.

We have a kick-ass sword already. Why do we need more? Unless you're one of those dudes who likes to wield two or three swords at the same time?

Or are you just worried you craftsmanship won't hold up and want a backup?

If you don't need more swords, obviously the next step is cool clothes.

>>497881
Fuck clothes. Slay the dragon NAKED. Like a CELT.

go to the ARMOR SHOP first and get some cheap armor as we're not rolling in cash at the moment then go to the TAILOR and get yourself a SWEET-ASS HAT, because no adventure is complete unless they have a bitchin hat

>>497884
He has the power to MELD BLADES together and make them more powerful; if he has a bunch of powerful swords, he can upgrade his current sword any time he has access to a forge. (or a dragon's breath, probably)

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)18:47 No. 497898 ID: bcdce8
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>go to the ARMOR SHOP first and get some cheap armor as we're not rolling in cash at the moment then go to the TAILOR and get yourself a SWEET-ASS HAT, because no adventure is complete unless they have a bitchin hat

You think it was down this path here...

Ah! you were right, there is an ARMOR SHOP here, presumably you can purchase some armor with your FUNDS(250).

There is also an ITEM SHOP here.

Hm, you don't think you've been in there before.

>>497897
Why slay Ballosmer- OH MY GOD HE'S YOUR DAD ISN'T HE? That's why you're named Mallosbere! Because it was easier to pronounce than Eremsollab!

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)19:12 No. 497905 ID: bcdce8
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You enter the ARMOR SHOP.

The shop keep points you to the wares.

Or should you say WEARS.

There is a small selection of armor, a few D-RANK, a C-RANK, and there are to high class A and S-RANK armors.

They look sweet, but man is that steep.

FUNDS:250

>>497905
Buy some S-Kank armor. Trust me, it's a worthy investment.

>>497905
Why is that S-rank so cheap? And the A-rank so expensive? What the hecko.

And there are no prices listed for the class D armors.

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)19:24 No. 497910 ID: bcdce8
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The shop keep apologizes thoroughly for misplacing his [WHITE FUCK-UP BOARD].

BQ 2013/03/04(Mon)19:27 No. 497911 ID: bcdce8
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The shop keep is now crying!

...right.

So we could only afford the first two.

Probably gonna want the shoulder guard, so we still have funds for a cool hat and map and stuff.

Actually, wait, no! First console the depressed shopkeep. Maybe we can get a discount if we help him out.

>>497911
We're making everyone cry today.

The shoulder guard seems like our best bet for now, since... well, we kindof need SOME armor, but we need cash to spend on other stuff too.

Console shopkeep, buy shoulder guard. Them things are like poor mens shields.

THEN GET YE A MANLY HAT AND SOME ROPE.

well we're going to hit the tailor's place at some point today so if we want to show off our new threads I say get the shoulder guard. that and so we have more money to buy our other supplies and that SWEET-ASS HAT you wanted. also tell the shop keeper its ok and that his pun when we first walked in was hilarious and that you really liked it.

if it's just hanging on the wall there, you should kill the shopkeep and grab the S-rank.

Shoulder guard, and later combine it with some daggers for more blade action......we will need a new combining term for that however.

>>498119
We're melding a blade into something. Hence, it's still BLADEMELDING. It's just one way instead of two.