what are you happy about?

Nobody here cares about trigger warnings. This isn't tumblr. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Also, that trigger warning is completely useless since you didn't specify a trigger! That's like saying if you're offended by anything then you might be offended.

>>487797
Go left.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)19:29 No. 487811 ID: 52b3ea
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>what are you happy about?
Your not really sure, you just feel nice
Though you have no idea what's happening.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)19:49 No. 487818 ID: 52b3ea
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>Go left.
You go left, a flower smiles at you
This flower seems nice, maybe you can befriend it.

>>487818

fly into the air like a bird.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)20:05 No. 487820 ID: 52b3ea
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"Hey..hey buddy..come closer" sats the flower.
You assume the flower wants you to come closer, so you kneel down next to it.

I see nothing suspicious about this situation at all.

The harmless flower probably wants you to smell it, so lean in really close and just rub your nose in it.

EAT THE CACTUSES EAT THEM ALL ARMNOMNOMNOMNOM

r u high

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)20:24 No. 487828 ID: 52b3ea
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>I see nothing suspicious about this situation at all.
The harmless flower probably wants you to smell it, so lean in really close and just rub your nose in it.

You smile a little, flowers always smell nice, sniffing the cute little fella would be great.

You slowly bring your face closer to the flower, sniffing it.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)20:31 No. 487832 ID: 52b3ea
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More start to surround you.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)20:38 No. 487833 ID: 52b3ea
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And more.

Dear Ashley. My grandmother lives in New York, over 6000 miles away. I try to call her every Sunday, but she never answers me back. I stand on my roof shouting "Grandma, Grandma!" but I hear nothing. What should I do?

Welp, time to run away.

hey they didn't yell dogpile, that means you are allowed out without penalty, jump up and run, they need to catch you and this time do it right.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)21:04 No. 487842 ID: 52b3ea
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There's even more
You can't breath to well
You ask "H-hey, I like the hugs but could you stop now?"

RIP AND TEAR THE FLOWERS WILL RUE THE DAY THEY SNUGGLED YOU

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)21:12 No. 487844 ID: 52b3ea
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They don't stop hugging you
In fact there now hugging your arms down
"Hehe..guys this is really nice and all but could you please let go"
They start hugging tighter.

They are clearly conspiring to steal your brain. You must decapitate them.

Well the flowers aren't respecting your personal boundaries. Its now ok to kill them. Pluck them from the dirt and crush them in your hands.

Time to FREAK OUT!

FLOWERSTRYINGTOSMOTHERMEARGARBLEAHH!

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)21:22 No. 487850 ID: 52b3ea
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>Welp, time to run away.
You..you can't! There starting to wrap vines around you, oh god! Oh god fuck this hurts!

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)21:27 No. 487851 ID: 52b3ea
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>Time to FREAK OUT!
Oh god oh god fuck! Everything's getting ready dark and there grasping tighter onto you and fuck fuck fuck!

>>487851
Well, that was probably one of the fastest losses of and advisee since The Protagonist Dies. Oh well, close up shop. Least it tweren't as bad as what happened to that poor shapeshifter in Bad End Quest...

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)21:38 No. 487855 ID: 52b3ea
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You can see them
see every single one of them; and there talking to you.
"Fucking die already" "Nobody wants you here" "Your a fucking mistake nobody ever wanted" "Die "

>>487855
Dayum girl, don't listen to that dreck! You got FINE ASS LEGS, and a sweet personality ta boot! Just remember to under no circumstances think of Artax in the Swamps of Despair and you'll be perfectly fine!

Look on the bright side. At least they aren't raping you!

... I iterate my statement. They aren't respecting you so grab the roots of their hair and pull it out. Pain for pain is my motto.

>>487859
GODDAMMIT I SAID SPECIFICALLY DON'T THINK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT, SUGGESTION. What's she gonna think about NOW huh? Now we have to lose ANOTHER person to homicidal empathic rape plants all because YOU couldn't keep quiet!

>>487861
Dang. Didn't actually think we'd lose another one to homicidal empathic rape plants after the last three.

...

Ummmmm... Wake up? Please?

Ashley, if you aren't dead yet, I highly recommend fighting back. Start tearing plants and vines offa you. Use your teeth if you gotta.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)21:54 No. 487868 ID: 52b3ea
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> Look on the bright side. At least they aren't raping you!

They start laughing, a few are in your dress
"No body would ever want to touch you, you sick fat freak" "Die already" "Die" "Die" "Die"
They all start chanting it
Die! Die! Die!

>>487868
Now now, Ashley, what did your parents say about listening to peer pressure? If you haven't yet died of the massive internal injuries associated with the total loss of your abdomen, you most certainly can continue NOT dying.

Honestly girl, what you need in this situation is a bit of bloody mindedness in spike. As an evil hallucinatory duplicate of an evil madman once said, "Hatred is like mother's milk [in a situation such as this]." You'll be fine as long as there is anger and when anger fails, you have hope, and there is ALWAYS hope. Always.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)21:59 No. 487871 ID: 52b3ea
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>fly into the air like a bird.
You sprout wings and are now in space
They keep chanting
Die. Die. Die.

>>487871
This, is PROGRESS. As everyone knows, YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING IN SPACE! Ergo, you can't hear the chanting can you?

By the way, where's the sun? Without the protective ozone of a planet, those plants will be hit with the power of the sun and burn. While some would consider this a poor plan as you're currently in the same location, the plants will be dead! Net gain! GO HIGHER! AIM FOR THE SUN! BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL!

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)22:12 No. 487874 ID: 52b3ea
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>By the way, where's the sun?
The sun..the sun
it...its so bright...you can feel the flames in your body...
your burning

>>487874
Welp. I really couldn't make this much worse if I actively tried. Guess I'd better keep trying to make it better! On the bright side, I'm sure the center of the sun is much too noisy to hear anything. And it'll be a distraction from the severe internal injuries!

Oh, and remember, you have friends you can count on. We're always here for you, and will help you whenever you ask.

>>487877
Hmmmmm... Have you tried thinking happy thoughts? Or visualizing Ibuprofen? I think happy thoughts might help this situation. And analgesics. Would you like a nice cup of willow-bark tea?

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)22:27 No. 487882 ID: 52b3ea
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>Wake up?

well yeah, look at you, you are on fire. seems pretty dream to me.

You should have died with the plant going through your torso. Instead you flew into space. And started gettting burned from the sun. Definately dreaming.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/26(Sat)22:38 No. 487887 ID: 52b3ea
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>I have one command to make it all better.

Wake Up.

You wake up.

>>487882
I ask her to wake up and she continues on her trip down Grievous Bodily Lane, and someone else hops up and asks her and she immediately responds? Now I need some happy thoughts...

I think you might need drugs if thats the kinda dreams you are getting. Dreams aren't supposed to hurt after all.

Anyway. Go get a glass of water.

>>487890
Dreams can hurt. Sometimes. If they're night terrors. You may have Night Terrors, Demonic Possession, or Unholy Visions Sent From The Nightmare Realms. Consult your doctor and/or priest about any medication you may be taking or ancient aboriginal burial grounds your house may be built on top of.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)08:40 No. 487988 ID: 52b3ea
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You decide to stumble out of bed, your shaking
>I think you might need drugs if thats the kinda dreams you are getting.

N-no..you get those all the time...its no big deal...
You cough a bit, god you feel awful.

get something to drink

>no big deal
>god you feel awful
Those are mutually exclusive statements.

Believe it or not, not getting enough sleep is actually bad for you. Really bad. So you're not getting enough sleep because of horrific nightmares? Guess why you feel like shit.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)09:21 No. 487997 ID: 52b3ea
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>Go get a glass of water.
N-no..you can barely keep up...you need to go sit down

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)09:31 No. 487999 ID: 52b3ea
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You start dragging yourself to where you normally sit.

seriously. get something to drink. and go take a piss. just flush your system.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)09:58 No. 488007 ID: 52b3ea
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>get something to drink
No...really, your fine
Beisdes, you'd have to go outside your room to do that.

so you have never had a drink or eaten anything since you went in the room? it isn't a matter of wanting a drink it's a matter of NEEDING a drink. ignoring needs will kill you.

Bad Ashley! If you want to spend all your time on the computer, you need to at least have the self control to take care of yourself. That's rule 1 of a successful addiction.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)10:44 No. 488028 ID: 52b3ea
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>seriously. get something to drink.
You don't want to get anything to drink, your fucking fine without it.

>>488028
Dammit girl, you've got to get out! You run the risk of becoming a brown recluse if you stay. Not a recluse, but an actua l giant spider!

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)10:51 No. 488031 ID: 52b3ea
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>it isn't a matter of wanting a drink it's a matter of NEEDING a drink. ignoring needs will kill you.

W-well..you know what...

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)10:55 No. 488032 ID: 52b3ea
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Your better of dead anyway...

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)11:00 No. 488033 ID: 52b3ea
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You log onto your computer
Might as well do something fun while your awake.

>Your better of dead anyway...
You're better off

The sleep deprivation is affecting your speech.

And no, you aren't. There's nothing good about being dead.

What programs do you have?

Play some minesweeper to take your mind off your horrific nightmares of being shredded and scorched to death.

Get some fucking water. NOW!!

Ashley Quest 2013/01/27(Sun)14:09 No. 488111 ID: 52b3ea
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>What programs do you have?
Not much, just some generic programs that are old and outdated. You'd use newer ones but your computer can't really handle it.
You click to go on the internet, maybe you can have some fun there

Try going to tgchan.org

>>488130
NOT AGAIN, NOT AFTER LAST TIME. Go to www.horribleunforgivable porn.com instead. That should take your mind off things.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/28(Mon)18:19 No. 488471 ID: 52b3ea
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>Play some minesweeper to take your mind off your horrific nightmares of being shredded and scorched to death.

...
You were trying to forget about that.
You sigh and decide to check your email

So why do you think you deserve to die?

Ashley Quest 2013/01/28(Mon)18:29 No. 488474 ID: 52b3ea
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Fuck, you have a shit load of messages from that shitty porn website, god you've never even looked at the dam site and you can tell how dumb it is.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/28(Mon)18:34 No. 488475 ID: 52b3ea
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> Go to www.horribleunforgivable porn.com instead. That should take your mind off things.
...

Ashley Quest 2013/01/28(Mon)18:37 No. 488477 ID: 52b3ea
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...

Ashley Quest 2013/01/28(Mon)18:39 No. 488479 ID: 52b3ea
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...It wouldn't hurt to at least look for a few seconds

It probably will.

>Not normalpornfornormalpeople.com

Tread with caution.

>>488477
Or that might just stress you more. Besides, your eyes look a bit inflamed to stand staring at a screen for too much longer. Go get a shower, at least get some water on you if not in you.

What's the red mark on your arm?

>>488524
>normalpornfornormalpeople.com

That would just give her more nightmares.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/29(Tue)14:38 No. 488631 ID: 52b3ea
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>Tread with caution.
Whatever, it can't be that ba-

Ashley Quest 2013/01/29(Tue)14:45 No. 488634 ID: 52b3ea
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d...
>It probably will.

>>488634
Don't worry, I have the perfect solution. All you need to do is read an Elder Scroll without preparation! That'll burn out the images you looked at to distract yourself from trauma.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/29(Tue)15:09 No. 488636 ID: 52b3ea
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...

rush to the bathroom and dryheave into the toilet.

Ashley Quest 2013/01/29(Tue)15:13 No. 488638 ID: 52b3ea
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THERE'S SO MUCH DICK!!!!

LICK THE SCREEN LICK IIIIIT

You could always close the browser window.

>THERE'S SO MUCH DICK!!!!
You're lucky that's all there is.

Close the window! ctrl+f4

>>488652
That's a typo, it's actually f5, not f4.

well it is a porn site what did you expect
...also you may want to run a virus scan on your computer.

>>488638
Well you can't think about anything else now can you? Come on, let's go on an adventure to go find the river called Lethe. It's said to cause total amnesia~!

T.J 2013/02/01(Fri)16:41 No. 489388 ID: 52b3ea
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>What's the red mark on your arm?

T.J 2013/02/01(Fri)16:48 No. 489389 ID: 52b3ea
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oh, some of that shit got on you

T.J 2013/02/01(Fri)17:12 No. 489404 ID: 52b3ea
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you can just wipe that shit off

(Im sorry I can't draw hands to save my life)

>>489404
Well, while you're thinking of dicks and various bodily fluids, why not take a scenic trip to Lethe? I've heard it's LOVELY at this time of year. Don't bother packing any water bottles, I'm sure you won't feel thirsty when you get there...

T.J 2013/02/01(Fri)17:48 No. 489427 ID: 52b3ea
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>Well, while you're thinking of dicks and various bodily fluids

dicks?? why the fuck would you be thinking bout dicks??

T.J 2013/02/01(Fri)17:57 No. 489429 ID: 52b3ea
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dicks are fucking gross!!!!

>oh, some of that shit got on you
What shit?

>dicks?? why the fuck would you be thinking bout dicks??
Presumably because your screen is full of them? In any event, you're now think about thinking about dicks, so you've lost the battle.

T.J 2013/02/01(Fri)18:25 No. 489435 ID: 52b3ea
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>What shit?
this crappy ass halloween makeup you have to use
youd get all the cool shit but you cant right now

Did your computer/clothes just change?

Why do you have to use Halloween makeup? (let alone the crappy-ass variety). Why wear it to bed, for that matter?

forget scanning for viruses, what program is there for finding errors in space/time ?

T.J 2013/02/01(Fri)18:52 No. 489447 ID: 52b3ea
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>Did your computer/clothes just change?
what???? no! you've been wearing this shit sense like, 6 am
and you've always had this piece of crap computer

T.J 2013/02/01(Fri)18:56 No. 489448 ID: 52b3ea
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speakin of your computer, it looks like M's messaging you

See what she wants. What time is it now?