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478832 No. 478832 ID: 34cbef

the sound of paper rustling in the wind.
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No. 478833 ID: 34cbef
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No. 478834 ID: 34cbef
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"ewwww, gross... slimes are so weird."
No. 478835 ID: 34cbef
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the sound of something hitting the ground.
No. 478836 ID: 34cbef
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No. 478837 ID: d81974

Ignore sound, proceed to aquire liquor.
No. 478838 ID: 54c7e5

Change shirt in strange dress-up game type thing for no apparent reason.
No. 478839 ID: 6a5a08

Wizard: Collect Halfling for Adventure
No. 478844 ID: 34cbef
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And so the Wizard and his slime familiar travel the farthest reaches past the Montana door to find his long lost allies, The Half-pints!!!! But he cannot enjoy the fine livations within because these are the party spoils. And there is no party or merriment being catered to at the moment!

Such a prize within reach yet the fates hold me back...

No. 478845 ID: 6a5a08

Wizard: Throw party.
No. 478847 ID: 54c7e5

Wizard: Throw BIRTHDAY party for SLIME FAMILIAR
No. 478848 ID: d81974

Summon eldritch horrors. Proceed to throw a party.


Kidnap all women from town all while doing a smug face. Proceed to throw a surprise party for everyone once they come to claim their women.
No. 478850 ID: 6a5a08

Don't be silly, women are eldritch horrors.
We don't need that 'or'!
No. 478855 ID: d81974

Point taken.

Proceed to kidnap eldritch horrors.
No. 478856 ID: 34cbef
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YEAH, THROW A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR THE SLIME!!! not sure if it is its birthday, Just picked it up from the backyard... it was nibbling on some grass- BUT HEY I GOT BEER!


>kidnap bitches

............ uh... um.... YAAAAAAAAAYYYY BEER!!

No. 478860 ID: d81974

Hand slime a bottle.
No. 478866 ID: 34cbef
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No. 478867 ID: 34cbef
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No. 478868 ID: 34cbef
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No. 478869 ID: 34cbef
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No. 478870 ID: 34cbef
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Just like any suburban hedge-wizard you have a bunch of chores you have to do today. But because of all the wizardly studies i'm not sure which chore to do first.

No. 478871 ID: d81974

Beer is a sound option, then shopping so you can beer again.
No. 478872 ID: 6a5a08

Laundry. A good wizard is never out of clean robes and wizard hats!
No. 478873 ID: bf54a8

put a book or something down so the slime can reach the opening. or pour it a glass.
No. 478876 ID: d81974

judging by slime's expression i'd say he quite doesn't like glass so getting some plastic cups for it sounds better.
No. 478880 ID: 6a5a08

How about a shot glass? He seems like a lightweight.
No. 478893 ID: 34cbef
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No. 478894 ID: 34cbef
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No. 478895 ID: 34cbef
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I like drawing cute things. I had a story planned out for this, but how many people want this to be cute slime quest?

No. 478898 ID: d81974

I'm ok with it.
No. 478901 ID: 34cbef
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alright then, you are a level 1 garden slime.
You are a tiny monster whose main ability is Eat. You also are part of the Ooze family of monster so you are immune to piercing and slashing damage, you also have an acidity level and at the moment your acidity is a grade G meaning you can only digest plants and liquids. You need to eat five points worth of organic material to level up and grow bigger.

No. 478903 ID: bf54a8

examine area.
No. 478904 ID: d81974

Eat shots glass.
No. 478905 ID: b33427

Slorp around on the table, absorbing crumbs, and see what's there to eat. Maybe there's a sugar bowl, or some other food.
No. 478907 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime eats the shot glass. It will take a looooooooong time for it do digest and will sit in his system for 7 days.
No. 478908 ID: 34cbef
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garden slime globs around on the table hoping for tiny crumbs and sees these odd things.

How should slime procede?
No. 478909 ID: bf54a8

put cherries in hollow space of shotglass, and digest. cherries are red things. then nom the banana.
No. 478910 ID: d81974

Eat everything.
From small to large.
No mercy.
No. 478913 ID: 34cbef
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The red things are delicious and dissolve easily, but the yellow takes about two turns to consume because it is so large.
No. 478914 ID: 34cbef
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there doesn't seem to be anything else up here.

No. 478919 ID: 54c7e5

Start eating the table it's made of wood silly!
No. 478921 ID: d81974

New level unlocked!
Now roll out down onto it and eat what lingers around.
No. 478922 ID: af777a

Took the words right out of my mouth.
No. 478923 ID: 256d52

Well, if there's no food here, you'll have to try somewhere else! Start by jumping off the table.
No. 478924 ID: bf54a8

tables are made of wood. bore a hole downward.
No. 478925 ID: d81974

I wonder if the wizard is still around, if that's the case eating the table can cause more troubles than it's worth.
No. 478931 ID: b33427

Ooze over to the edge and puke the shot glass over. That'll break it into easier to digest fragments. You are immune to piercing damage, so eating the shards shouldn't hurt you, and might even provide a defense mechanism if something tries to grab you too hard.

Roll of the edge, eat the glass shards, then look for more something more easily digested than a wood table. Glob across the floor and into any low gaps that tend to collect food that falls on the floor. You'll also be harder to catch if you go there.
No. 479038 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime spits the glass out
No. 479039 ID: 34cbef
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The table seems to be too large to consume without being noticed.
No. 479040 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime descends the table to the floor. There is a hole right across the way and some interesting features but none seem to be edible. Where to now?
No. 479043 ID: 6a5a08

Consume more easily digestibly glass fragments.
No. 479045 ID: ec6d4c

The refrigerator! Is there any way you can get in? Climb in through the tubing underneath or something? Get in there and you've found the motherload of eat-ables. =D
No. 479057 ID: 37aa84

Don't go in the fridge it might be cold enough to freeze our little ooze body solid. Check in the hole for mice to eat.
No. 479314 ID: 34cbef
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The garden slime sips up the glass shards. He gains the weapon Teeth made out of glass. It will still take a loooooooong time to digest.

Inside the hole there an orange thing and an angry looking gray thing.
No. 479315 ID: 34cbef
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battle begin

what to do...

No. 479317 ID: 37aa84

Try to spit one of the glass shards at it as a ranged attack.
No. 479324 ID: bf54a8

if you can move one or attack then do nothing, if you can move and attack move up and right, if you can only move cardinal then do nothing.
No. 479326 ID: ec6d4c

Attempt diplomacy! If it's a thinking being, diplomacy will work. If it's not a thinking being, diplomacy will fail. In which case it's just food and you should eat it. Chew with them glass teeth, if necessary.
No. 479342 ID: 0bbec2

Activate bonus piercing damage.
Body slam it.
No. 479344 ID: 54c7e5

No. 479360 ID: d4ad1a

If it tries to bite you, just latch onto its teeth and start dissolving. I don't think it can actually hurt you.
No. 479365 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime tries to spit a glass shard at the gray thing... it just falls in front of it. Turns out this slime has no lungs for which to propel objects in any fashion via air.
No. 479366 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime uses Diplomacy!
Garden slime does not have Diplomacy.
Gray thing does not speak slime.
No. 479367 ID: 34cbef
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gray thing scurries one space left.

Next turn.

No. 479369 ID: bf54a8

RAMMING SPEED! as in charge forward and bodyslam. if move and attack isn't possible then sit still.
No. 479375 ID: 0b214d

Extrude TEETH towards the mouse and charge, while making the most terrifying sound that you can make! When you make contact, use your teeth however you can... it would be real nice if you could rapidly thrust them, while also moving them in a circular formation and such... it would be like a lethal drill of glass shards that could (probably not) literarily like a woodchipper through wood.


Well, or at least one that is probably slow and made of slime...
No. 479460 ID: 54c7e5

Move one space forward!
No. 479469 ID: aff0c0

Hhhhng, this quest make my soul melt in cuteness
No. 479532 ID: 92c81e

Use Hyper Beam!

... what the fuck do you mean you don't have Hyper Beam!? Just use a splash attack(Move forward and use teeth)
No. 479553 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime moves forward and pokes the gray thing with it's Teeth dealing 1 damage.
No. 479554 ID: 34cbef
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Gray thing moves left one.

No. 479555 ID: bf54a8

move more and use ENGULF
No. 479559 ID: ec6d4c

...should we even be trying to kill the grey thing? All it's done is move about. It hasn't show any hostile intent, yet. It's just upset we might take its orange thing!
No. 479563 ID: 1e72ae

But we are going to take it's orange thing. Aren't we?
No. 479569 ID: b33427

Why even fight this grey thing? It might not even be able to harm you. Disengage and go eat the orange thing instead.
No. 479578 ID: 92c81e

You don't understand how random encounters work, do you? You have to kill everything you encounter, otherwise you'll be too weak later on in the game. Also, cheese is delicious.
No. 479589 ID: 0b214d

Continue following and attacking the mouse with [TEETH], see if you can [ENGULF] one of it's limbs to keep it from escaping...

And in our case, also consume the bodies of our organic enemies, as they'll provide extra nutrition and mass.
No. 479590 ID: b33427

But eating the orange thing first will give us the mass to fight the gray thing with greater ease.
No. 479634 ID: 0b214d

Or let it hurt us while we're digesting or give it an opportunity to run away and leave us without a tasty and crunchy morsel to eat. No, the rat dies and will feed our (or mine, at least) ravenous appetite...
No. 479732 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime attempts to Swallow Whole the gray thing. It squeeks horribly.
No. 479733 ID: 34cbef
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It deals one damage to the Gray thing.
No. 479734 ID: 34cbef
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The gray thing tries to scurry away taking another 1 damage.

Garden slimes turn

No. 479735 ID: ec6d4c

Oh come on. Do we have to murder the grey thing? It's adorable, and hurting itself in a desperate attempt to get away from us. It's clearly not a threat. Let it go- head north off the field, and go consume the orange thing.
No. 479736 ID: 6a5a08

No. 479741 ID: bf54a8

keep up the pressure. it has to go down eventually! jump on it's back, point all glass shards downward and vibrate.
No. 479775 ID: 0b214d


Wuss. We are not letting potential food get away...

No. 479786 ID: 92c81e

The slime is not a monster yet

If it is just trying to run away, let it go, and eat the soft yellow brick with holes in it.
No. 479792 ID: 3fcc04

This... is... necessary!
This... is... necessary!
Life feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life!
No. 479799 ID: f2c20c

Eat it. It is a pest; our wizard will be grateful.
No. 479893 ID: 774aa0

Will it die or will it faint? it matters not since we can't eat it, yet.
Keep hitting it into submission.
No. 479940 ID: 34cbef
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The mouse takes 2 more damage the next turn and dies, slime eats the gray things flat piece on the top of it.

You are now a lvl 2 garden slime. Acid level is still the same, but you have gained the ability Split- you can now split up into smaller versions of yourself based on level, for example into two lvl 1 garden slimes.
No. 479941 ID: 34cbef
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Now what?

No. 479942 ID: bf54a8

nom nom nom, if you can't nom both, then split, double nom, then merge back together.
No. 479943 ID: f2c20c

Eat all the things.
No. 479944 ID: ec6d4c

Gain experience: guilt.
No. 479948 ID: 6a5a08

Use glass shards to grind up the new food into more easily digestible pieces.
Then eat it.
No. 479949 ID: 6a5a08

I think this Garden Slime is far too drunk for that.
No. 479991 ID: 54c7e5

Eat BOTH the things, At the Same Time.
No. 480002 ID: d4ad1a

Just eat. Eat that stuff until it's all gone.
No. 480057 ID: 92c81e

Eat just the orange block, we can stick to eating tasty things. And glass.
No. 480061 ID: 6a5a08

What are you talking about? Flesh and blood are full of taste. What do you thing steak made of, mushrooms?

We killed the thing, the least we can do is see its biomass put to good use. That being our use.
No. 480136 ID: 4f3868

Eat cheez
No. 480190 ID: 92c81e

Even if we do not eat it, something will. It will not go to waste. Steak is cooked, this mouse is not. I have my opinion, as do you.

One post for suggestions, not three. And the rest goes in discussion.
No. 480195 ID: d4ad1a

Hahaha, wow, look at this asshole.

Eat away, brotha.
No. 480223 ID: 91c1b3

Delicious meat; you must consume it!
No. 480225 ID: 163711

its weakness will be your potency, for you are more capable of putting its resources to use. consume the flesh of your enemies, become the devourer or fools. you wizard will be please with your newfound strength.
No. 480231 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime splits and gains 4 points towards the next goal of 7 total points to level up again.
No. 480232 ID: 34cbef
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Hole in the nook is beaten. Where to next?

No. 480251 ID: d4ad1a

Always left!
No. 480256 ID: 12c19f

Gather more broken glass to speed up digestion of all that matter. Nothing helps digestion like having a buncha substitute teeth in your anatomy.
No. 480260 ID: bf54a8

No. 480261 ID: 0b214d


If you can, gather more of the glass shards and then go left.
No. 480303 ID: ec6d4c

To the right. That way lies the fridge, and the motherload of food.
No. 480306 ID: 92c81e

Right. If that's a fridge, there's sure to be some good stuff in there. Or at least some beer.
No. 480316 ID: 48f315

Right to the fridge. Hope we can get in and the cold doesn't damage us.

I suspect we can ooze in, but then we congeal and can't ooze out. Hm.

Also, yes, we should get more abrasives.
No. 480332 ID: 6a5a08

Check behind the fridge. If we find some Rust to eat, maybe we can gain the ability to eat through solid metal.
No. 483866 ID: 34cbef
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Garden slime decides to go right and look at the big white thing. It is cold on the outside and makes all sorts of strange noises. There does not seem to be an opening around here.

No. 483876 ID: be7fd9

Hmm. Counter I guess. Food is sometimes stored on counters. It usually only ends up on the floor by mistake.
No. 483878 ID: 6a5a08

No. 483919 ID: b74c5e

Float your way up onto that counter.
No. 483920 ID: c31f72

Dissolve the rubber seal on the fridge door to get at the contents!
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