Heres an order for Drek while he sits in the dark. Dig deep, deep into the earth and unleash hell upon those who cosigned you to the abyss!

Come on. at least feed him while you consigned him to mineshaft digging.

Nikkel 2012/11/14(Wed)20:25 No. 471837 ID: 14a1d0
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Coming back for revenge? Not likely. Fuck weird looking bastard. Fuck them right to hell.

>>471837
Your futile attempts only fuel his erection.

Fuck the dumb bastard, let's get back to digging.

Revenge? No, he will return in our hour of need.

That's how undead ogresgoblins work right?

>>471837

Okay, seriously, knock it off! You are going back there and helping that guy back out. Enough wasting man goblinpower that could be used to further help set up this outpost and grow it into a full-fledged city, with maybe becoming the capital of a new Goblin nation in some very distant future.

it's not wasting goblin power cause he's not a fucking goblin. I mean, look at him.

>>471857

...

The point is, he's has capable body to be used in our efforts to build up this outpost, and this bitch just trapped him in a pit, thus having us lose one activity slot we could have.

Resource wasting is bad thing!

>>471861
But... dude's creepy. We had to murder him.

>>471863

I'm finding it creepy all you people are just willing to leave a guy to die just because he 'looks creepy' and such. Regardless, creepiness doesn't matter as long as Drek works for us and doesn't do anything hostile.

Nikkel 2012/11/14(Wed)23:55 No. 471865 ID: 14a1d0
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Making glass is apparently harder than just melting a wad of sand into a blob of molten crap.
Oh well. Someone will figure it out eventually.

Mining continues, no end of the cave system in sight yet.

>>471865
Do you have no one who can research ways to make glass?

Do we even need glass?
Make weapons instead and send someone out to find animals you can breed and keep around for labor and meat.

oh well, let's try making a farm so we can have less dudes going out for food.

See if you can get someone to domesticate those ants.

Someone who doesn't need all their limbs.

>>471865
Fukkit. Use the forge for making wea- wait do we even have an anvil? I guess we gotta make an anvil before we start smithing stuff.

I think you need ash and lime and stuff. man we need some eggheads in here. in the meantime, build a proper smithy you can craft weapons and armor in. also keep on working on the palisade.

instead of using glass, make some small clay pots for potions instead

>>471891
Would a flat rock work for that?

>>471896
It might, I think, but it would probably have to be a pretty hard rock. Otherwise it'll probably just shatter under hammer blows.

>>471916
granite would be the best

Nikkel 2012/11/17(Sat)23:45 No. 472638 ID: 14a1d0
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Alright. Glass is put off until we have some bitchin' weapons.

This sword of the highest craftsgoblinship will be dubbed "Fuckstabber".

>>472638
Woa, watch where you're swinging that. I fear it may be too powerful for mortal hands. You must seal it away, where it cannot fall into the wrong hands.

Ah yeah. Time to go stab some fucks.

Are there even any fucks near here?

find some fuck to stab

Go hunting for something to use Fuckstabber on. We must test its combat readiness.

Do you think you can stab some ants with that?
Actually, check on everyone else's well-being for now. Inform them that Drek had a very unfortunate accident and is no longer with us.

Do remember to check up on him in like, a week though. To make sure he's dying in there.

>>472674
this

>>472638
Now make a few more, if you have the iron. The recruits get that one, you get the last one.

>>472674
We could stab Drek. I'm pretty sure he counts as a fuck.

>>472703
You fool! He is immune to fuckstabbers, we would need a blade forged in a volcano or something to harm him.

everything above while laughing maniacally.

Nikkel 2012/11/18(Sun)20:08 No. 472850 ID: 14a1d0
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Down in the mine, Whatshisname thinks he hears something through the wall. But, he's obviously all fucked up, so who knows if there's anything there.

Knock Dixie and see if it knocks it back

break down the wall and stab any fucks that show up.

Upend a cup or bucket or something and use it to listen through the wall.

make sure it isn't Drek. then knock down the wall.

>>472850
The mine is haunted. Drown it in water.

>>472916
How would water stop the haunting?

>>472920
better safe then sorry, drown the mine for a day

>>472850
What's it sound like?

>>472930
Do not drown the mine.
We can drain it again.

Knock down the wall, if it's Drek stab the fuck out of him

OH SHIT, CHECK THE HOLE AND SEE IF DREK GOT OUT.

There's no way that could be Drek.

Try making a small hole in the wall so we can see what kind of outworldly abomination is about to rape you.

Time PARADOX

Don't mine that rock! It's water! You'll flood the mine!

>>473767
I bet Gnoll is going to have it be something else now.

Nikkel 2012/11/22(Thu)14:28 No. 473778 ID: 14a1d0
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They dig through the wall toward the noise and HOLY SHIT WATER EVERYWHERE! It's flooding out everywhere and flows down into the mine.

you mean the mine with the water pump in it? big deal, turn the pump back on.

>>473778
Is that the same room as the waterpump?
If so, just drain it. If not, get everyone out of there (while hoping Drek can't swim his way out of the hole) and build another drainage pipe.

We ought to think about getting a well set up for clean drinking water soon, with all these underwater sources.

>>473778
THIS IS THE WILL OF DREK!

OH SHIT GET EVERYONE OUT. DREK IS ABOUT TO GET LOOSE.

Guys it was probably just an underground lake full of monsters. We don't have to worry about Drek. Let's just outfit our strongest fighter with some iron weapons and armor and clear out the mine.

Drek probably wont get loose. Probably.
Anyway.
After you get all that worked out, work on building a shrine in the main camp.

You know, for the new religion of the Great and Spiteful Drek.
ALL HAIL DREK, OUR MERCILESS DEITY.

I hope Drek is a forgotten beast.

Don't bother pumping it. It's a cave river.

gtfo and observe results

>>473858
Figures of Drek everywhere...always watching with those Drek eyes...

Nikkel 2012/11/29(Thu)14:36 No. 475509 ID: 14a1d0
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Damn. Just a pocket of ground water or something. It just opens up a bit in here, but is otherwise just more stone and dirt.

That weird noise can still be heard occasionally. Sort of closer maybe? The mystery continues.

keep digging around. and keep being ready to shank bitches.

>>475509
Follow the noise!

Nikkel 2012/11/29(Thu)18:50 No. 475537 ID: 14a1d0
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Now that the water is drained away, digging can continue toward the source of the WARGHARBLBRAGL! OH GODS IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

just... leave the pump ON for a while.

Ignore it and dig moar.

>>475537
Free swimming lessons!

Try not to drown

Drink all of the water.

>>475537
Zox does not look distressed.

Nikkel 2013/01/10(Thu)19:07 No. 484297 ID: 14a1d0
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After the water subsides, Nikkel finds that the deluge originated from another pocket cave that ends in another dead end. At least there's more ore in here, dammit.

damn. oh well, you can work on fuckstabber mk2 and hand the first one down to someone else.

>>484297
Nikkel should... ehrm... turn around. In order to survey the damage of course.

We need to go deeper. Start digging some stairs down. Or just like, a big shaft with a ladder in it, if you want gobbos to occasionally fall and die.

Make a mold for the sword so all you have to do is add ore.

>>484297
turn around and see if the other goblins survived that flood

Where did all the water you released go? Did the lake level rise? Or is the camp just flooded?

>>484297

pull top back up.

Keep following the noise! We must go deeper!

Keep following the noise.

>>484324

This. Let's show some gobbo class.

keep on digging towards the noise. noting can go wrong.

>>484302
yep, turn around, we have to see if there are survivor

Nikkel 2013/01/11(Fri)08:59 No. 484448 ID: 14a1d0
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>see if the other goblins survived that flood
They're fine. Fine to keep working. Get back to work!

>keep on digging towards the noise
>Keep following the noise! We must go deeper!
Hrbrblgarbl! This is just getting silly at this point! IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

rage so hard the water boils away

>>484448
Invent scuba gear.
KEEP FUCKING DIGGING

Yes, if they dig deep enough they'll start hitting Lava instead of Rivers.

Nikkel 2013/01/11(Fri)11:56 No. 484486 ID: 14a1d0
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Well, they really did it this time. The water rushes by non-stop for a prolonged period of time with no end in sight. It's probably safe to assume the bottom of the mine is going to completely flood.

get an air-bladder and start building a better pump

Huh. Are there any species of aquatic goblin we can recruit? Seems like it'd be easier.

Maybe if you give birth underwater they'll come out aquatic?

>>484486
I bet you broke into an underground lake. I suggest going over land and then digging down about where you poked the hole into, so you can see how far up the water level is, and so you can maybe find the source of that noise.

Meanwhile someone should scout out a new mine.

>>484486
>exit and reload to auto-settle the water
We'll need to dig around to locate the source. If it's the pond, we'll have to seal it off from the outside.

now you have a swimming pool! wheeee

>>484486

If it keeps going forever, you can build a secret underground waterwheel! Use it to power stuff topside and other people will be all man, where does all this moving stuff get its moving from? It must be magic! And then you will have respect.

And bread.

Nikkel 2013/03/18(Mon)19:46 No. 500990 ID: 593f45
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The cave fills with water, but not too much to trap them. They can still swim out. There's just enough water to flood the tunnel and the entire lower mine.
So that's going to be hard to access for a while.

Please tell me we revealed something worthwhile in the most recent drained chamber.

Also do not dig any further in that direction. We don't need more water.

just mine whatever hasn't been submerged and craft stuff with it. stuff like the continuation of the glorious weapons series started with the fuckstabber. I'm thinking of a shitslasher and an asscrusher next.

>>500990
Assign Blame.
Obviously somebody (besides you) made a huge mistake that caused that flood. Its your responsibility and privelage to take out your irritation over this setback on some deserving bastard. Even if they don't exactly deserve it for what went wrong.

>>501008
IT WAS GREK

well the mine is fucked for now so I say we work on maybe building a few new buildings or something around the stone structure we have going on, or at least add a little bit more on to it. I mean one building and a fuck ton of goblins, that place has got to be getting cramped. and we have more of those fuck nuggets coming over at some point right? might as well get this done now before it bites us in the ass later. And well your minions do that maybe you can explore a bit more. I mean all we know that is around is the stone building, a small lake, and a mine that some ass hat we still need to blame keeps on flooding it, what else do we got around here. and it's not like something can hurt you right, you got the Fuckstabber.