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Deave checks the computer, there seems to be a page already up. It's an email list with a few new mails, deave checks them over.
Distribution of Nightmares
from: management@nf.bork
There will be a new order of distribution starting today, we will be sending out twice as many arm barons and cancelling the drowned maiden nightmares indefinitelly. Due to complaints about worker's lunches being drowned in the tank along with the supplies management has decided to pull the drowned maiden project. If you have had a lunch lost in this project please contact management for a free meal from the cafeteria.
New Employee Notice
from: Jason@NF.bork
Notice to all employees, Mark has jumped the gun in assigning the new guy to razor production, he is supposed to be assigned to my station which is assistant to madam baphomet. If anyone spots deave, the one with the eye tattoo, please direct towards management offices.
Rules about Home Lunches
from: management@nf.bork
Hello workers, welcome to your fantastic new line of work. This is a quick guideline for those of you who wish to bring lunches from home:
-make sure to mark your lunches, either with a sharpie marker or sticky, you can be creative like one of our associates who carved his initials into his lunch's forehead
-if your lunch isn't pacified take her to the cafeteria area to be pacified by either the butcher, who is mark, or the head chef, chauncy.
-if a girl is walking around the hall without any markings she is either supply material or the factories designated whore, the easiest way to tell is if the girl is covered in semen
-designated factory whores are not meant to be eaten, if a worker is caught eating the whore he will be disciplined or even terminated
-if a girl you find does not have markings of lunch or dirtied with semen please take her to the butchers office in room 20 or to the cafeteria for examination
-finally please eat your lunches in the cafeteria, you may have sex with them wherever you please but eating them is strictly excluded to the cafeteria
Thank you from management, and we hope you enjoy your meals!
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