pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)17:22 No. 177490 ID: fa4818
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>"And today, a local criminal promoting anger was intercepted and arrested! THE MENACE IS GONE, and finally, people can smile withing being afraid! Back to you tom!"

The tv blares on in the background about the latest happiness statistics.

This is Natalie. Natalie isn't happy. The world is deluded into thinking goodness and friendship are what really matter in life. What BULL SHIT! And the only man who was trying to stop it was just arrested.

Natalie was born into a family of high up WPP members, and she found this to be her own living hell. Originally she was normal, happy, and fit in with all the other WPP hopefuls. One day she discovered a secret data base of things that had been hidden from the world for so long. It was called punk rock. Since then, Natalie grew wary of the flaws of the world. For her last birthday (16th) she got her middle name officially changed to anti-disestablishment. And her hero Pissface had just been arrested...

It was time to fuck shit up

>>177490
Time to bust his ass out of jail then. First order of business is to find out where he was taken. Then find some friends who also hate the establishment and load up on guns and explosives.

>>177491

And under no circumstances pause to consider that your group of friends is an establishment itself.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)18:37 No. 177508 ID: fa4818
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>>177491
Hrmm, the problem is you are 2 of a kind, and the guy you are going to rescue is the second... Oh well, looks like you're doing this on your own.

Natalie waters her cactus clarice and thinks "sometimes I wish you could just get up and leave this god forsaken place"

Natalie pauses for a moment.

>"haha, what am I fucking crazy, nothing like that would ever happens"

So you need to formulate a plan while watering Clarice, any ideas?

First things first though, we need a Clarence for Clarice to marry. It's much more top priority than some awesome angry pissface.

Who knows, maybe the wedding will attract all the guards for some happy and make them all weep tears distractingly while you pull some PRO shit and nab the fuck outta the jail keys behind their backs. Than you and Pissface can go on a Magical Adventure together

>>177516
as good a plan as any. you could also try saying 'abra kadabra!and see if magic works on clarice.

>>177516
And by Magical Adventure you mean Dirty Monkey Sex

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)20:40 No. 177596 ID: fa4818
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a cactus wedding? Sounds like something society would shun, therefore AWESOME, this plan gets an A +

and a gold star, perhaps we should go find a male cactus, but your mom will be home any minute, how should we piss her off?

simple but effective is the classic 'bucket of water over a door' put in on her bedroom door and when she is about to go to sleep, SPLOOSH!

>>177601
If you do this, add sugar to the water so they'll be all sticky and have to take a bath. Otherwise, they could just dry off and go to bed.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)21:03 No. 177607 ID: fa4818
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NATALIE IS GOING THROUGH WITH IT, and this guy on the right just cannot believe it.

Natalie thinks this is the best idea ever, after she makes her mom cry she's totally going to go buy a male cactus, even though technically they're asexual aren't they... hm

man, fuck science, we're gonna find a fucking male cactus

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/14(Fri)21:25 No. 177620 ID: fa4818
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it can't be! IT'S, IT'S..! A PLOT DEVICE!

>"Mom, why are you in your underwear?"

>"An angry man came into work today so I took off my clothes to make him feel better and he hit my boobs once or twice I think, the we jumped out of a sky scraper and landed on some dogs, and he lit his hand on fire and started punching people and ran off..."

>"........................... awesome"

>"I'm getting a bonus to compensate for the damage/trauma/mental scarring! How was your day sweetie ~<3"

Odd... Do we want to be nice or a bitch? And how do we go about doing that?

Be nice. Tell her everything you did in an AWESOME voice and do your best to make every little mundane thing sound absolutely EPIC.

>>177621
YESSS it's a combo! sarcastic kindness!

Make the awesomeface while doing so. Her rage is inevitable.

>>177621
Suddenly be voiced by DAN GREEN

>>177676
VOICED BY WILLIAM SHATNER, YOU MEAN

>>177620
You need background music, get a boombox with truly epic levels of obnoxious volume potential. Then start spreading the joyful message everywhere you go, and by joyful message I mean happiness shattering punk rock. Shit will be rad!

>>177621
also rape her

>>177621
Third/fourth/fifthing this

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/15(Sat)14:14 No. 177875 ID: fa4818
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>"Well unlike you, I had an AWESOME day, I watched my idol get arrested on TV then I hydrated my naturally occurring desert based sub-species plant, then I made a bucket of sugar water fall all over you and now I am going to go wed my cactus. I hope you slip in the shower NERD."

Natalie hoists a random boombox onto her head along with clarice and SO THE JOURNY BEGINS?

>"ok dear, have fun. I'll try to slip!"

No, this will be a lesbian cactus wedding now. Still the other cactus will be named Clarence, just because he cactus parents wanted a boy instead.

man, your mom is one robust bitch. she managed to not get angry, even after she was accosted by you AND angry guy.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/15(Sat)18:11 No. 177996 ID: fa4818
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Natalie EXPLODES through the local general store's door with her fist because she is awesome.

The Goddamn Motherfuck Shitass Bitches, a band so apparently bad the quest creator couldn't even locate one of their songs to reference, starts playing on the boombox. Natalie comes in and starts making demands.

>"I WANT a goddamn CACTUS for FREE named Clarence and the shitass bitches AINT gonna stop til I GET IT!"

Ask for a bag of chips too.

A badass bag of chips.


Name it Henrik.

Apply 90% off asscream to shop owner in any orifice of your choosing.

Use Berserk and take everything, using the strength bonus to carry is all back to your home base.

Then have a cactus wedding. With angry punk music.

>>178027
invite as many people over as you can, they more people attending better chance to make some angry.

>>177875

>"ok dear, have fun. I'll try to slip!"

Damn, she's good.

Threaten to put on Tits By A Mile, a band formed by the shitass bitches when they recruited a dumb chick to jiggle for them on stage one time. It was worse somehow.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/16(Sun)18:46 No. 178522 ID: fa4818
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>"Yo clerk bitch, i'll take these chips and this cactus which BETTER be named Clarence and uh... guess i'll take the ass cream too, because I have a sexy ass and I need to keep up my slammin' figure obviously."

The clerk looks like a generically preppy ho (which the quest runner has neglected to draw just yet)

If only you had one of those new emotion transfer things. It makes whoever you use it on embody your mood and personality... FOREVER (unless someone else uses one). The WPP tends to use them to get people to feel happy. They actually ought to carry them in this store.

>"Will that be cash or credit <:3c"

STEAL IT

Steal the emotion transfer thing, but after paying in cash for this stuff. Don't acknowledge that you're stealing it either, just grab it for it is yours. Confusion helps breed anger.

>>178522
fake happiness.
Ask if you can borrow the emotion transfer for a while. You need to 'get happy to your cacti'.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/17(Mon)16:14 No. 178842 ID: fa4818
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>"hey, you know those new emotional transfer things? Yeah I uh, I am totally going to use that to make my cactus happy ok? Totally let me borrow it, I'm totally not going to use it on you or anything like that. Obviously not."

>"aw, you're a real sweatie, wanting to make your cactus happy like that, sure thing. How will you be paying~"

Yep, definitely generic ho.

WITH MY BODY

use your mom's credit card.

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/17(Mon)17:04 No. 178867 ID: fa4818
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>"GOOD THING I JUST CARRY MY MOMS CRADIT CARD AROUND CUZ I'M SUCH A REBEL AND WE DO THAT!"

>"...oh"

how anti-climatic

but ok

now that you have the thing get as angry as you can and zap the fuck out of that cashier!

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/05/17(Mon)17:31 No. 178887 ID: fa4818
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getting angry sounds good, but how do you advise we do that, it's not like we can just GET angry (pft logic I know right?)

OH FUCK YOU JUST STUBBED YOUR TOE HULKETTE MAD!

>>178893
it doesn't work that way in this world... remember?
Damn people are happy even if you cuss them out and wish death upon their families

You're gonna have to accidently run the emotion transfer in reverse...

>>178887
Turn on the news. Watch their coverage of the rage guy's arrest. Become enraged.

grab clarice by the top getting needles all in your hand, scream in rage/pain.

>>178905
hug clairice
obtain prickly fists/arms/chest
Hug the store owner in your 'happiness'

Self inflicted wounds is emo not punk.

Get meta-enraged at suggesters telling you to cut yourself, like you were some pansy ass emo who listens to Evanescence and Linkin Park.

I didn't mean hurt yourself
your clothes seem thick enough to have the needles in them without you getting hurt.

So hug catcti, and get needles into store owner through hug.
She shall rage from confusion

pyroboy!fen1Y0svpM 2010/06/17(Thu)12:44 No. 194979 ID: fa4818
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you squeeze that motherfucker like it's the climax of intercourse!.. Wait, does that even make sense? Oh well, you're shit-fucking mad now! WHAT ACTION DO YOU TAKE!?

use emotion thing on shop keeper

You need more piercings to show how angry and punk you are.