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421126 No. 421126 ID: f72f26

this just a fun way to kill

time, as it will be some while before

Lago gets around to updating this one



we split up inta three big groups, and

start tunnel running
there are monsters everywhere but we can

take em on good

* * *

"ahh another room clear . . . Hey Leaf

where the hell is everyone?"

>"I dunno boss in all the action I lost

track of or many many companions"

"damn, don't want stragglers to get lost

down here."

>"Don't look now but Grasswind looks

ready to wander off too."

suggest action
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No. 437654 ID: fa9f7e

>>437653
This. If he turns out to be gay, offer to give Grasswind a strap-on.
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No. 437664 ID: 195fb6

>>437653
clamp isn't naked.
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No. 437668 ID: e3f578

>>437664
Nevermind the part that mentions his own nudity and lack of magical armor then.
I had no idea that his clothes reappeared with him until I read the second post more in depth. And I thought his armor in that picture were either a guideline or a part of his ridiculously ripped shoulders.

And that he had a reallly smooth back.
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No. 437672 ID: 6a1ec2

You are no longer under your clan's watchful eye. You can now embrace your desires to be homosex with both Hilt and the kobold, without fear of persecution!
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No. 437673 ID: fa9f7e

>>437672
Explain Matron and the multiple pups.
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No. 437902 ID: f72f26
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437902

"Bold, get lost"

>"why?"

hilt steps in

>"just do as he says Lilu, we don't want to cause trouble"

the kobold leaves.

"Hilt, Grasswind is acting like a bitch, can you go have sex with her to make her shut up."

>"Sex is not really a cure all for women acting irrational, you should probably speak with her ask what's bothering her you could be surprised want an open dialogue can accomplish."
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No. 437911 ID: e3f578

We've tried that and know what's up anyway. Does Hilt know more about Grasswind then you? How, he was gone forever. Grasswind's problem is simple, she wants the clan and Clamp dead as rightful revenge for killing her father. Which, normally is fine and dandy, actually kinda respectable if she didn't let it get in the way of the clan's survival. Unless Hilt certainly knows there's something else, what options haven't we tried? We're gnolls, we're straight up with each other. She is very straight up about killing us. She can't for shit, but her trying has teleported us from the front lines, leaving Leaf and her in potentially unknown danger.

We have discussed things with her. We've given her advice. We have hit her, which is fine because gnolls beat the shit out of each other all the fucking time and its how you get them in line regularly. We have kissed and pet her affectionately. We have given her stuff. Just bone her Hilt. It's the last thing we haven't tried that isn't just killing her. Give her something else to think about than this sodding revenge scheme she's been wanting since she was a pup. We do not want to kill our own here, what else is there besides sex? You're named Hilt. Use it, I mean, that's a male stripper or gigilo name. Okay? Or is there someone else down here that can do the job? We don't have any gigilos down here you know, it's not like suddenly the worlds most talented gigilo is going to fall from the sky, solving all our problems?

Take one for the clan, Hilt, become a gigilo. It's your calling.
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No. 453932 ID: f72f26
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453932

"Damnit Hilt, do it or I'll crush your face"

>"wait do you feel that? it's as if the fabric of reality is weakening like this reality-"

"OK one face crushing coming right up"

>"Okay fine I'll do it, are we gonna use the portal you came from, or walk the whole way back?"
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No. 453961 ID: 6a1ec2

No use walking back. Your ragehorny levels can't last that long. Better just homosex Hilt now while you have the chance.
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No. 453962 ID: bf54a8

"i dunno if it will work going the other way, may as well try it"
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No. 454035 ID: e3f578

I think walk. I don't think we CAN use the portal back.
Hilt, let's make it clear, we need you to seduce her, not rape her like every other gnoll would. Let's face it if you tried Hilt the only thing getting penetrated would be your own ass with a sword.
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No. 455291 ID: f72f26
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455291

"I don't trust magic, let's walk back"

after a long walk back we run into Leaf.

>"hey boss, Grasswind has declared herself chieftess after your untimely disintegration, her gloating is kinda ticking me off."
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No. 455299 ID: 6a1ec2

Tell me have the lands withered, the beasts run away and the cloud covered skies never yielding rain since I was gone?
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No. 455309 ID: bf54a8

"yeah figured that would happen... pretty much exactly like that."
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No. 455618 ID: b33427

Gods above! Doesn't she know anything? It's custom that if the chief appears to die under weird magical circumstances, you wait at least three days before declaring yourself chief, lest they come back, one way or another, and beat you into the ground like a tent peg. 'Tis common knowledge.

Now go proclaim Grasswind's a huge moron, and beat her into the ground like a tent peg.
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No. 455621 ID: e3f578

"So has someone killed her preemptively for chieftain status yet or did I walk too quickly here?"
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No. 455824 ID: f72f26
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455824

"so has anyone killed her yet for being a bitch?"

>"no boss, I figured you'd want to do it yourself."

"fine lead the way."

we head into the next room over. Leaf seems confused

>"huh? she isn't here."

we here a shrill scream and cries for help coming from the open door across

"huh,figures."
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No. 455834 ID: 6a1ec2

She's molting!
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No. 455976 ID: bf54a8

bust through the door kool-aid man style and see whats up.
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No. 455984 ID: e3f578

Yell that you'll huff, puff and blow their house down.
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No. 456795 ID: 67ba4b
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456795

alright let's check what's in this next room

huh, a big monster thing.
>"puny tiny creature prepare to be destroyed!"

Grasswind is also screaming for help or something.
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No. 456800 ID: e3f578

>>456795
Quickly, Hilt! Perform a wonderful dance number to distract it!
Leaf, then insert your sword up it's ass.
Clamp, cut off one of it's toes to make it lose it's balence! Team GO!
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No. 456842 ID: 6a1ec2

Quickly Lilu! n-wait what are you even doing here? It's dangerous!
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No. 456864 ID: 0006f5

ask the monster to stop so you can tell grass you were disintegrated and have come back as a ghost to mock her misfortune
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No. 457430 ID: 67ba4b
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457430

after getting knocked around a lot and having the crap thoroughly beaten out of me I notice something out of place.

"bold! I thought I told you to get lost!"

>"Lilu wants to help!"
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No. 457442 ID: 3c4e45

Give him your sword and say "ITS TIME YOU BECAME A MAN SON-BOLD"
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No. 457447 ID: e3f578

Lilu's super secret power activate!
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No. 457466 ID: bf54a8

"sure kid, knock yourself out"
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No. 457501 ID: 6a1ec2

Is Lilu's secret power noserubs? I bet it's noserubs.
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No. 457754 ID: 770f3b

"Lilu! get the scroll! the scroll!"

now whack me over the head with it.
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No. 458192 ID: 67ba4b
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458192

"ya sure, knock yourself out"

Lilu attempts to use secret power "nose rubs

. . . it's not very effective

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No. 458193 ID: 67ba4b
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458193

hilt cries out

>"LILU!"
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No. 458199 ID: bf54a8

hilt: rage mode

clamp: "looks like she knows how to follow orders at least"
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No. 458224 ID: 58396a

>>458193

Hilt unlocks Hidden Potential! Hilt gains a status increase!

Hilt gains the boon Undying Love!

The next couple updates will be a risque transformation sequence
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No. 458677 ID: 67ba4b
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458677

Hilt enters rage mode

> "RAAAH!"
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No. 458678 ID: 67ba4b
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458678

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No. 458679 ID: 67ba4b
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458679

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No. 458682 ID: 6a1ec2

Oh uh, never mind. o.o
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No. 458683 ID: 58396a

>>458678
Believe in the Lilu that believes in you! Yours is the sword that shall pierce the heavens!
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No. 458694 ID: bf54a8

ow, good job hilt.
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No. 458722 ID: e3f578

Is Hilt going to kill us now for putting Lilu in danger?
If not, then goddamn son, he just got promoted. He's taking Grasswind's place now, she's just a nameless grunt now. Fuck that seducing scheme we came up with earlier. We'll have some other nameless grunt that happens to like you calm her down that way.
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No. 458828 ID: 4d8770

If you didn't slash through the entire mountain I am going to be disappointed in you.
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No. 459131 ID: 67ba4b
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459131

"nice work Hilt, how's about I make you my second in command?"

>"thanks but no thanks, I'd prefer to stay away from leadership positions"

Grasswind starts to shout and complain.
>"someone get this giant hand offa me!"
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No. 459133 ID: bf54a8

"first tell me where the thing came from"
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No. 459155 ID: 6a1ec2

>>459131

Hilt, why are you not rushing to Lilu's side! He may have some grief stricken last words to cough out before he expires!
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No. 459156 ID: 37aa84

Wink at Hilt "you know what to do next"
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No. 459592 ID: e0f5a9

>>459155

After a hit like that, if that kobold isn't dead, I call bullshit.
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No. 459941 ID: 67ba4b
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459941

I wink at Hilt and say
"you know what to do next"
he nods and runs to check on the bold

. . .

"hey Grass, tell me where this thing came from"

>"hey, didn't I disintegrate you?"

"I got better, now talk."

>"I dunno I was chasing after that evil cat guy, and then that thing jumped out of nowhere"
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No. 460018 ID: bf54a8

look around the room, is there any place this thing could of being hiding? ether way ask "so why didn't you use your new super magical powers on it?"
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No. 460947 ID: 67ba4b
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460947

leaf is the first to notice something.

>"hey boss, I found a staircase leading down, I'll bet that's where Duke escaped too."
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