>>437653
This. If he turns out to be gay, offer to give Grasswind a strap-on.

>>437653
clamp isn't naked.

>>437664
Nevermind the part that mentions his own nudity and lack of magical armor then.
I had no idea that his clothes reappeared with him until I read the second post more in depth. And I thought his armor in that picture were either a guideline or a part of his ridiculously ripped shoulders.

And that he had a reallly smooth back.

You are no longer under your clan's watchful eye. You can now embrace your desires to be homosex with both Hilt and the kobold, without fear of persecution!

>>437672
Explain Matron and the multiple pups.

Clamp 2012/07/31(Tue)16:56 No. 437902 ID: f72f26
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"Bold, get lost"

>"why?"

hilt steps in

>"just do as he says Lilu, we don't want to cause trouble"

the kobold leaves.

"Hilt, Grasswind is acting like a bitch, can you go have sex with her to make her shut up."

>"Sex is not really a cure all for women acting irrational, you should probably speak with her ask what's bothering her you could be surprised want an open dialogue can accomplish."

We've tried that and know what's up anyway. Does Hilt know more about Grasswind then you? How, he was gone forever. Grasswind's problem is simple, she wants the clan and Clamp dead as rightful revenge for killing her father. Which, normally is fine and dandy, actually kinda respectable if she didn't let it get in the way of the clan's survival. Unless Hilt certainly knows there's something else, what options haven't we tried? We're gnolls, we're straight up with each other. She is very straight up about killing us. She can't for shit, but her trying has teleported us from the front lines, leaving Leaf and her in potentially unknown danger.

We have discussed things with her. We've given her advice. We have hit her, which is fine because gnolls beat the shit out of each other all the fucking time and its how you get them in line regularly. We have kissed and pet her affectionately. We have given her stuff. Just bone her Hilt. It's the last thing we haven't tried that isn't just killing her. Give her something else to think about than this sodding revenge scheme she's been wanting since she was a pup. We do not want to kill our own here, what else is there besides sex? You're named Hilt. Use it, I mean, that's a male stripper or gigilo name. Okay? Or is there someone else down here that can do the job? We don't have any gigilos down here you know, it's not like suddenly the worlds most talented gigilo is going to fall from the sky, solving all our problems?

Take one for the clan, Hilt, become a gigilo. It's your calling.

Clamp 2012/09/12(Wed)13:32 No. 453932 ID: f72f26
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"Damnit Hilt, do it or I'll crush your face"

>"wait do you feel that? it's as if the fabric of reality is weakening like this reality-"

"OK one face crushing coming right up"

>"Okay fine I'll do it, are we gonna use the portal you came from, or walk the whole way back?"

No use walking back. Your ragehorny levels can't last that long. Better just homosex Hilt now while you have the chance.

"i dunno if it will work going the other way, may as well try it"

I think walk. I don't think we CAN use the portal back.
Hilt, let's make it clear, we need you to seduce her, not rape her like every other gnoll would. Let's face it if you tried Hilt the only thing getting penetrated would be your own ass with a sword.

Clamp 2012/09/16(Sun)12:56 No. 455291 ID: f72f26
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"I don't trust magic, let's walk back"

after a long walk back we run into Leaf.

>"hey boss, Grasswind has declared herself chieftess after your untimely disintegration, her gloating is kinda ticking me off."

Tell me have the lands withered, the beasts run away and the cloud covered skies never yielding rain since I was gone?

"yeah figured that would happen... pretty much exactly like that."

Gods above! Doesn't she know anything? It's custom that if the chief appears to die under weird magical circumstances, you wait at least three days before declaring yourself chief, lest they come back, one way or another, and beat you into the ground like a tent peg. 'Tis common knowledge.

Now go proclaim Grasswind's a huge moron, and beat her into the ground like a tent peg.

"So has someone killed her preemptively for chieftain status yet or did I walk too quickly here?"

Clamp 2012/09/17(Mon)21:08 No. 455824 ID: f72f26
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"so has anyone killed her yet for being a bitch?"

>"no boss, I figured you'd want to do it yourself."

"fine lead the way."

we head into the next room over. Leaf seems confused

>"huh? she isn't here."

we here a shrill scream and cries for help coming from the open door across

"huh,figures."

She's molting!

bust through the door kool-aid man style and see whats up.

Yell that you'll huff, puff and blow their house down.

Clamp 2012/09/22(Sat)08:24 No. 456795 ID: 67ba4b
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alright let's check what's in this next room

huh, a big monster thing.
>"puny tiny creature prepare to be destroyed!"

Grasswind is also screaming for help or something.

>>456795
Quickly, Hilt! Perform a wonderful dance number to distract it!
Leaf, then insert your sword up it's ass.
Clamp, cut off one of it's toes to make it lose it's balence! Team GO!

Quickly Lilu! n-wait what are you even doing here? It's dangerous!

ask the monster to stop so you can tell grass you were disintegrated and have come back as a ghost to mock her misfortune

Clamp 2012/09/23(Sun)20:52 No. 457430 ID: 67ba4b
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after getting knocked around a lot and having the crap thoroughly beaten out of me I notice something out of place.

"bold! I thought I told you to get lost!"

>"Lilu wants to help!"

Give him your sword and say "ITS TIME YOU BECAME A MAN SON-BOLD"

Lilu's super secret power activate!

"sure kid, knock yourself out"

Is Lilu's secret power noserubs? I bet it's noserubs.

"Lilu! get the scroll! the scroll!"

now whack me over the head with it.

Clamp 2012/09/26(Wed)12:36 No. 458192 ID: 67ba4b
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"ya sure, knock yourself out"

Lilu attempts to use secret power "nose rubs

. . . it's not very effective

Clamp 2012/09/26(Wed)12:36 No. 458193 ID: 67ba4b
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hilt cries out

>"LILU!"

hilt: rage mode

clamp: "looks like she knows how to follow orders at least"

>>458193

Hilt unlocks Hidden Potential! Hilt gains a status increase!

Hilt gains the boon Undying Love!

The next couple updates will be a risque transformation sequence

Clamp 2012/09/28(Fri)21:45 No. 458677 ID: 67ba4b
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Hilt enters rage mode

> "RAAAH!"

Oh uh, never mind. o.o

>>458678
Believe in the Lilu that believes in you! Yours is the sword that shall pierce the heavens!

ow, good job hilt.

Is Hilt going to kill us now for putting Lilu in danger?
If not, then goddamn son, he just got promoted. He's taking Grasswind's place now, she's just a nameless grunt now. Fuck that seducing scheme we came up with earlier. We'll have some other nameless grunt that happens to like you calm her down that way.

If you didn't slash through the entire mountain I am going to be disappointed in you.

Clamp 2012/09/30(Sun)18:49 No. 459131 ID: 67ba4b
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"nice work Hilt, how's about I make you my second in command?"

>"thanks but no thanks, I'd prefer to stay away from leadership positions"

Grasswind starts to shout and complain.
>"someone get this giant hand offa me!"

"first tell me where the thing came from"

>>459131

Hilt, why are you not rushing to Lilu's side! He may have some grief stricken last words to cough out before he expires!

Wink at Hilt "you know what to do next"

>>459155

After a hit like that, if that kobold isn't dead, I call bullshit.

Clamp 2012/10/03(Wed)12:31 No. 459941 ID: 67ba4b
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I wink at Hilt and say
"you know what to do next"
he nods and runs to check on the bold

. . .

"hey Grass, tell me where this thing came from"

>"hey, didn't I disintegrate you?"

"I got better, now talk."

>"I dunno I was chasing after that evil cat guy, and then that thing jumped out of nowhere"

look around the room, is there any place this thing could of being hiding? ether way ask "so why didn't you use your new super magical powers on it?"

Clamp 2012/10/07(Sun)08:31 No. 460947 ID: 67ba4b
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leaf is the first to notice something.

>"hey boss, I found a staircase leading down, I'll bet that's where Duke escaped too."