Ainle 2012/05/30(Wed)02:19 No. 417272 ID: c489a1
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.. So you decide to see the alchemist.

The sweet, aged cyclops from the far east kindly greets you.

"What can I help you with, Ainle?"

"Just sort of browsing. Anything new in stock?"

One-eyed GMILFs?
Weird.
Dude I didn't figure you for one that liked one-eyed GMILFs man.

>>417272
Hope she has a curvy young daughter.

Well, you're pretty sure you're going to be sent to the knights guild, and you wondered if it was possible for you to learn how to make a few tricks to help you survive and thrive?.. For instance, you're gonna get a LOT of aches bruises, if not worse.

1/3 Ainle 2012/05/30(Wed)04:06 No. 417299 ID: c489a1
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"Nothing entirely new, just some daily conviniences. Mostly cosmetics, you know how vain people are."

2/3 Ainle 2012/05/30(Wed)04:09 No. 417300 ID: c489a1
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"And congratulations on reaching age of 18, Ainle."

>"Thanks."

"My son had told me about the emergency with the Knights Guild, I've seen your father pass by in a hurry."

>"..."

Ainle 2012/05/30(Wed)04:19 No. 417302 ID: c489a1
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"... Take this package and use it as an excuse to see your father. Something is brewing between Guaire and Lonán. See if you can find out what, and report back to me."

"Alright."

>>417302
Ask to learn some chrmical tricks as payment

Ainle 2012/05/30(Wed)04:46 No. 417306 ID: c489a1
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"Alright, as long as you get me that information! Get going!!"

... 2012/05/30(Wed)04:47 No. 417308 ID: c489a1
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PING!

...
...
...

"Mm-hmm-hmm~"

Brenda 2012/05/30(Wed)05:29 No. 417313 ID: c489a1
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You are temporarily the town Librarian, Brenda.

Already handed out invitations to most of your friends and acquaintances, and you can't wait to tell your good friend Ainle the big news!

what big news? I hope it's that you turned 18.

Nah man, gotta be a gynoid built in spare time.

get those kids off the library lawn

Brenda is getting married. Congratulations, Brenda.

Why are goblins so cute? It's supposedly a crime against nature. BREAKING THE LAW IS FUN

>>417313
Brenda just finished her apprenticeship period, now she's a journeyman librarian! Yaaay!

1/2 Brenda 2012/05/30(Wed)14:08 No. 417417 ID: c489a1
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>>417352

This guy has it!

You are getting married to John Edile, the prestigious banker of Brosna.

You hope Ainle wouldn't be stubborn enough to not accept your invitation! Being completely sure his sister and father will accept.

2/2 Brenda 2012/05/30(Wed)14:10 No. 417421 ID: c489a1
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And look! There he is, speaking with Ferghus!

How will you approach him without startling him?

Just walk on over, holding out the note?

knock on the doorframe so he hears you without you being too close.

sneak up on him and then yell hello into his ear.

>>417421
Obviously you should adopt the common and polite Brosnian greeting of saying hello and goosing the buttocks. So cultural! So progressive! So expected!

Look both ways before crossing the street, Brenda. Wait until they finish talking.

1/2 Brenda 2012/05/30(Wed)15:29 No. 417459 ID: c489a1
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".. Alright, thanks for the sword, Ferg-"

BAM
BAM
BAM

2/2 Brenda 2012/05/30(Wed)15:32 No. 417460 ID: c489a1
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"..."

>"Hello!"

Looks like you'll have to do the traditional Brosna buttox goosing greeting another time, since it's not safe to do it in a forge.

hand him the paper.

>>417460
Lead him outside the forge so you can grope his buttocks in safety.

Skilled forgers and those with finesse goose in the forge all the time! But no matter.
"Yo, bitch, check out my poster. I'm getting hitched and I'm hosting a doo-dickery of a wedding."

>>417492
I need a metal strap on for this mother, you got my fix

>>417460
He's clearly shy. Probably not sure how to behave right around a girl that's already in a relationship.

Just give him the happy news straight on.

Brenda 2012/06/04(Mon)16:14 No. 418787 ID: c489a1
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(Sorry gents, computer went through an accident and I'm on a laptop for now.
Good news is, I get it back today.)
------

You will have your chance at smacking that adrogynous buttox, but not right now.

Handing him the paper and telling him the good news, he asks:

"Who're you marrying?"

>"Ryan Ciallmhar!"

"That jerk?! He's pretentious!"

You disregard what he said about your fiance and hand to more invitations to him.

"Give these to your sister and father when you get back home."

Ainle 2012/06/04(Mon)16:15 No. 418788 ID: c489a1
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You are Ainle again.

>"Alright, but--"

Before you could respond, Brenda turns around and takes leave. "See you at the ceremony~!"

Okay then.

Now what?

are you SURE you don't like her? you seem sad.

Get high with bearded friend, finish task you were assigned after that.

Apparently, you have a nice ass. However, just that isn't enough. Where did you go wrong, Ainle?

>>418788
Yeah, he's totally checking your rear.

Also, you seem totally bored and/or unmotivated.

inspect badass dude behind you.

>>418833
Pretty sure that's the blacksmith. Blacksmiths tend to be awesome.

>>418788
Who's the guy she's marrying?

>>418788
Hold back your tears poorly

Please contain that immense joy you have.

Ainle 2012/06/06(Wed)16:09 No. 419325 ID: c489a1
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You don't feel sad or joyous.

Just.
Disappointed.

Disappointed that she's marrying that other blabber mouth. Maybe they are perfect for each other, who knows. You just hate weddings.

"Ainle, don't make that face, it'll get stuck that way."

2/2 Ainle 2012/06/06(Wed)16:11 No. 419327 ID: c489a1
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>"Ferghus?"

"Yeah?"

>"Can we get high?"

"Not during work hours, kiddo. Besides, don't you have something to do?"

haha, can read you like a book. go do your job and bring the stuff.

Disappointed that you will lose some of her attention? Maybe you really like her? It doesn't matter, you don't have the courage to be honest with yourself and I have no patience to deal with adults who behave like children. Hey, kid. You have something to do. Get going.

>>419327
"We never get high anymore, Ferg. But fine, I'll go."
Careful of that girl, Ainle. She's into culture and books and stuff, and you know how Brosnians are, she may try to do the traditional Brosnian goose greeting when you leave to celebrate her new heritage.

go guildways.

Ainle 2012/06/07(Thu)00:17 No. 419485 ID: c489a1
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>"We never get high anymore, Ferg. But fine, I'll go."

----

Voices? You can hear me, right? Because this is how we'll communicate for now on. Okay with this?

Also, I don't hate Brenda, but I don't love her either. We're kind-of friends.
I'm also not in a rush for a girlfriend either.

Anymore stops before we see dad?

well, you MA be there a while. depends. may want to grab a snack.

>>419485
More into boyfriends, eh? Well some one-eyed horny dude is checkin out your butt, might be an opportunity.

1/4 Ainle 2012/06/07(Thu)01:25 No. 419512 ID: c489a1
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Yeah, picking up snacks is a good idea, the trip takes a while-

2/4 Ainle 2012/06/07(Thu)01:26 No. 419514 ID: c489a1
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Wait.

3/4 Ainle 2012/06/07(Thu)01:27 No. 419516 ID: c489a1
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WHAT

Ainle 2012/06/07(Thu)01:29 No. 419517 ID: c489a1
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>"SHOW YOURSELF SO I CAN GUT YOU ALIVE"

>>419517
PONY INCOMING ONE SIDE HAIR TOUCHING THE OTHER SIDE WHAT DO?

It's just a cyclops. No need to be so... Ainle.

He did NOT just swipe your braid, did he?

>>419517
Obviously, you must braid poisonous thorns into your braid so anyone grabbing it gets a nasty surprise.

Er...and start wearing a neck protector so you don't poison your own neck.

>>419485
Unemployed, living with your father and without girlfriend or boyfriend. Whatever you say, boss.

>>419517
Huh. This happens often?

Are goblin braids important somehow? Does the Cyclops have a crush on you?

1/3 Ainle 2012/06/10(Sun)01:55 No. 420353 ID: c489a1
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I didn't feel any tugging on my braid, but poisonous thorns sound pretty cool. Remind me about that later.

Also, what cyclops? What crush?

2/3 Ainle 2012/06/10(Sun)01:56 No. 420354 ID: c489a1
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!

3/3 Ainle 2012/06/10(Sun)01:58 No. 420357 ID: c489a1
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"Ainle."

>"..."

"AINLE."

>".. Shima."

"Guess what I found today~"

>"...."

Cute. Care to introduce this friend of yours?

"Your other eye?"

okay, why the fuck do you not know anyone who's not a complete fucking nutjob?

"Your penis? Congrats, your behind every newborn on this godforsaken planet."

I kind of like him... her... it...
Well, as long as he doesn't become hurting...

Ainle, I do have to ask how many dudes DO hit on you. I mean, shiiiiit son, you look like a chick. Does that shit bother you or are you just used to it?

Okay..why are people hitting on you?

I mean you are cute..but this is getting creepy.

>>420357
"You found out I'm your real dad? Congrats."

Ainle 2012/06/11(Mon)00:13 No. 420751 ID: c489a1
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Voices, this is my good friend Shima Buseon, son of the alchemist lady we're making this delivery for.
I've known him for most of my life, and we always caused ruckus when we were kids.

>"Your second eye?"

"No!"

>"Then what?"

2/2 Ainle 2012/06/11(Mon)00:14 No. 420752 ID: c489a1
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"Leprechaun. Caves."

...

I thought we gave that up at age 10, god damnit.

Good to know that you have so many good people around you. You want to become a knight to protect them, right? Boy, aren't you the cutest thing? Now, Shima can wait a little? Ms. Buseon asked you to find out what's happening between Guaire and Lonán. He can accompany you, if he wants.

explain you have a thing for a his mom.


your dick.

>>420752
Ask him if that's why he's wearing a dress

Well if he actually DID find them then it's a good thing he didn't give up, huh? Ask him if he's serious.

>>420782
That's a robe. Sheesh.

>>420787
Doesn't mean we can't make fun of him.

Fuck yeah leprechaun caves! Think of all the gold and wishes you can find there, adventure awaits!
Come on Ainle get exited, show some emotion other than anger or indifference.

>>420752
"We've been over this. The last time we thought we found those they were fucking dwarves and almost got crushed by rocks and hit by a bastilla. Then the war dogs, goddamn, those war dogs

>>420752

does that mean he's been getting high without you?

>>420752
No, no, give him a chance...let him show you these 'leprechaun caves'.

And if he's just been getting high without you, then he's going to hand over a nice healthy portion of whatever made him see the leprechauns.

1/3 Ainle 2012/06/15(Fri)02:14 No. 422488 ID: c489a1
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>"We've been over this. The last time we thought we found those they were fucking dwarves and almost got crushed by rocks and hit by a bastilla."

"But this one is different, they are real!"

>"Look, I'll fight over this with you, but I need to get this box over to the Knights guild and the trip is going to take a while. I'd rather do it before dark, too."

"But-"

>"You're welcome to join me."

2/3 Ainle 2012/06/15(Fri)02:16 No. 422489 ID: c489a1
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"Who're you even delivering for?"

>"Your mom."

"Funny, Ainle."

>"No, really. She sent me to give the guild this box."

"Do you know what's inside?"

>"No, I'm not too bothered to look."

3/3 Ainle 2012/06/15(Fri)02:24 No. 422493 ID: c489a1
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>".. 'Sides, when we get back, we can check out these 'leprechaun caves' you're raving about."

"Fine."

Leprechauns... They used to tell us stories about them when we were kids. I guess it was supposed to teach us something about keeping out rooms cleaned and organized. Or was it something else..? I can't remember, it's been a long time.

Our parents told us that Leprechauns always snuck into homes of any kind, and simply steal away anything made of gold and gem, hiding it in their caves. Dad told me and Kiley that at the end of each rainbow; It wasn't a pot of gold. It was a cave of gold: The leprechaun cave, which is connected to an even bigger cave.

Shima kept telling us that he see's leprechauns alot. Sometimes he nearly catches them or kills them.
I'm not too worried about them.

>"Before we stop by the grocer for food, I got a question."

"Hmn?"

>"What's with the robe?"

"Dad gave it to me after he came back from visiting his parents."

>".. I see."

> "No, I'm not too bothered to look."
BOOOOORING.

Come on, just give it a look! What could go wrong?

>>422500

that's what Pandora said. and seriously fuck that whore. so excuse me but I'm not too keen on following her example.

>>422507
If you're right, Shima's mother is the worst! Furthermore, the package is just an excuse and the knights would open it anyway.

So what kind of a friend Shima is? Also does he have any other special skills/powers than moving real sneaky and fast. Like is his horn magical or something?

Sorry for the hiatus. 1/3 Ainle 2012/07/26(Thu)22:13 No. 436795 ID: c489a1
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Then it's settled, we'll wait until we reach the knights guild to open the package. Probably boring old alchemist stuff.

As for Shima..

--

>"Shima, is there anything you want for the road?"

"Hmm.."

2/3 Ainle 2012/07/26(Thu)22:16 No. 436797 ID: c489a1
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"Sweets!"

>"Alright, we're not too far from the Grocer. I'm thinking beef jerkey.."

----

... He's an amateur alchemist. The cyclops nations were the ones who introduced alchemy to our lands.

That and they rely on a sugary diet. I'm jealous of them, but hey, what can you do?

3/3 GROCERY Ainle 2012/07/26(Thu)22:18 No. 436799 ID: c489a1
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DING-A-LING

"Hello.."

----

Alright, anything we should pick up here before we hit the road?

>>436799
At the grocer? Jerky's fine.

Unless you want to pick up that cute girl behind the counter.

((Goddess, it's back!))

Candied fruit, toffee and honeycomb. They have roasted peanuts? You should get something to drink too.

Beef jerky sounded good, also some hard sweets that wont be spoiled by humidity.

>Unless you want to pick up that cute girl behind the counter.

I second this option.

Ask the girl for some cabbage, cookies, crumpets, donuts, and honey. Maybe pick up a little trim.

And so Neil Patrick Harris proclaimed "Laaappp daaance"

>>436799
Road bread, jerky, honey, hot freckled piece of ass.