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404829 No. 404829 ID: f2c010

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No. 404830 ID: f2c010
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404830

Hi, ship! I don't remember how I got you (maybe you could remind me about that) or where I am (and that too) or what any of your buttons do (whee buttons) and what to do now oh so many buttons! So many options! I could go exploring the deepest reaches of space or I could go find ancient priceless stuff and poke it until things happen or I don't know! So many things!!
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No. 404831 ID: ae3c6f

push buttan
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No. 404832 ID: ed57e8

the blue one specfically.
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No. 404833 ID: 953355

Ooh ooh go find an ancient laser egyptian planet.

No wait. One with tiny sapient lizards and you can trade things. I bet they got all kinds of cool tunnels.
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No. 404834 ID: ec0bf5

No push red!
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No. 404835 ID: b6edd6

Acquire sunglasses for all your eyes.
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No. 404836 ID: a18e51

Push the red and blue buttans at the same time!
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No. 404837 ID: 97bd86

>>404833
YES GO FIND THE TINY LIZARDS
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No. 404839 ID: 22dceb

People, people. You are amateurs. Ei must push all the buttons, all at once, as this is the only route to victory.
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No. 404840 ID: f2c010
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404840

Tiny lizards sound fun! Maybe the red button will make me go there. No wait blue! Okay, both of them!

Warning: Self-destruct initiated.

Um.
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No. 404841 ID: f2c010
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404841

Escape pod jettisoned.

...aaaaaaaaa...
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No. 404842 ID: f2c010
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404842

Good thing I have a ridiculously reinforced skeleton and all that webbing keeping my organs inside me instead of all over the inside of that capsule! Still kinda hurt though.

Oh look! A tiny lizard on a pile of rocks!
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No. 404843 ID: 9dba7d

>>404842
EAT IT
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No. 404844 ID: ec0bf5

Oops. Pick up the lizard and say hi.
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No. 404845 ID: 953355

Okay I got this go into a play bow and wag your tail.
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No. 404846 ID: ed57e8

hug the lizard!
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No. 404847 ID: 97bd86

>>404842
hugs!
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No. 404852 ID: 7d7f79

Yes, hug the lizard... it all fits in with my master plan....
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No. 404854 ID: f2c010
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404854

"Hi!"
"AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!"

I am not sure I speak tiny lizard.
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No. 404858 ID: 97bd86

>>404854
Oh dear, you've alarmed it. I think it might think you want to eat it or somtehing.
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No. 404859 ID: 953355

Maybe if you sit and hold it gently it'll calm down.
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No. 404864 ID: ec0bf5

Stroke it gently to calm it down.
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No. 404867 ID: f2c010
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404867

I'll try letting the tiny lizard calm down.

"please don't eat me i don't taste very good and you'll get a real bad tummy ache and and"
"I'm not going to eat you! You don't look tasty! You're adorable! Plus I only eat things that are dead and you aren't dead and I would feel bad if I killed you."

I stroke it gently and it makes little noises. I think they might still be panic noises.
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No. 404869 ID: 97bd86

Ask it where you are exactly.
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No. 404889 ID: ec0bf5

Tell it you're lost, and ask if there's anything interesting around.
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No. 404988 ID: b9e291

Show it your reproductive organs to calm it down.
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No. 405064 ID: 185821

>>404867
Awwwwwww! Can you make peaceful signals with your arms? Try to make a love heart signal.
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No. 405065 ID: 8486d0

VERY gently stroke between it's legs, it might struggle a little bit at first but eventually it will calm down and allow itself to be plea- i mean it will calm it down...
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No. 405068 ID: b6edd6

Ask if it will promise not to run away if you put it down.
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No. 405107 ID: b85f8c

>>404867
Ask it if there's any like, technology in this world.
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No. 405129 ID: 185821

If all other communication fails, tickle his belly. ^.V.^
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No. 406146 ID: f2c010
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406146

The last time I showed someone my reproductive organs they ran away. Well, actually, they ran away when I started making the incision, so I guess I never actually showed them my organs!

I don't know how to make a heart symbol. I don't have enough limbs for that!

"I'm lost. Do you know where I am or if there's anything cool around? Any fancy machines? Things that go beep bip?"
"Um... I'm lost too. I don't know if there's any machines around. ...what's a beep? Why do you want to know? You're not going to eat me?"

Well that's disappointing. The tiny lizard seems less distressed by my questions though! I move it to my head and it sorta clings but doesn't jump off.
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No. 406161 ID: ec0bf5

Look around for signs of civilization. Tell it you're going to look for some kind of town, and that it can come with you if it wants. Ask it its name, and while you're at it, figure out its gender for ease of pronouns.
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No. 406265 ID: a43a6c

>>406161
Sounds like a plan!
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No. 406328 ID: b6edd6

Ask how he got here.
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No. 406331 ID: b9e291

Lick your own eyeball.
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No. 406389 ID: 6e44d2

Oh boy, your reproductive organs require an incision to be visible! How exciting.
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No. 406407 ID: 787e98

This is shaping up like Hugs quest, and I'm cool with that! Well now that you two can communicate with each other, ask him if he crashed like us.
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No. 419287 ID: 9e3c3d
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419287

I guess I can look around for civilisation. Maybe I can find something fun to do before I think of a way off this planet with my brilliant mind and mastery over... some stuff, I think!

"So, li'l lizard, what brings you out here?"
"What? Oh! I was looking for, uh... um... Oh no! I forgot what I was doing out here! And I don't know how to get home! Aaaaaa!"
"Well, I'm going to go find a town or a city or something more interesting than green skies and blue grass. Oh. Wait. No, the other way around. How boring!"
"Um, who are you? W-where are you from? I don't think I've seen anything like you!"
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No. 419289 ID: 9e3c3d
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419289

"I am from the stars themselves! Through the heavens I moved, searching far and wide for something to stave off the boredom of cosmic travel, yet forcing myself to endure it further in my efforts! To some, I am known as the mother of worlds, creator of galaxies! To others, I am known as that which sows the seeds of cancerous growth and horrifying parasites that would curdle your very blood!"
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No. 419290 ID: 9e3c3d
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419290

"...Okay I made that all up. I'm Ei and I'm from space."
"What's a space?"
"Wait. Seriously?"
"Isn't a space just, um, where nothing is?"

oh no it's even more middle of nowhere than I thought

look for civilisation harder ei

Okay! I can see some suspiciously conspicuous thingies off in the horizon if I force my eyes into far sight. Any idea which to head to?
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No. 419291 ID: c891d3

>>419290
I think the old rule is "go left"?
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No. 419292 ID: 132b99

you are blue, and the one on the right has a blue dot.
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No. 419294 ID: b85f8c

>>419290
Get closer to all of them before you commit!
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No. 419299 ID: 180ec2

Head towards the thing on the right, it looks like it's sticking up into the air and isn't colored like a mountain.
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No. 419317 ID: 9e3c3d
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419317

But getting closer is hard work! I'll just go to the right. It has blue!

Some time later...

Well this was the wrong choice. This is just a big tower. It's shiny but it's so boring and I can't see any entrance. There's a bunch of things just sort of lounging around like they're waiting for something.
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No. 419318 ID: 9e3c3d
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419318

"Hey! Hey, you!"

One of them runs up to me, and something tiny follows it.

"You! What the hell are you doing here? You're a goddamn bit character! A throw-away threat of the day for a dumb quest that hasn't seen an update in months!"
"Hey, calm down, calm down! When this is all over maybe there'll be--"
"No! I know how this works! Do you know what this could be? This could be literally anything other than what's going on right now but instead lady bug face here gets her own damn--"
"No! Quiet! We are not here to stir up a scene!"
"Oh, it's all well and good for you, isn't it? By the end of the day you'll probably be prancing around your wonderful little hovel of a setting and being the star of the show again!"
"But--"
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No. 419319 ID: 9e3c3d
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419319

"Look at her! What do they even like about this freak?! I was refined! Intellectual!"
"You had as much personality as a bag of lettuce!"
"Oh, look who's talking, miss run away from the slightest bit of danger!"
"What?! Like you're any different!!"
"Trust me, things would have been so much different if things had gone how they were meant to go and we didn't have the likes of her cluttering up the place!"
"Yeah! Your setting would blow up and then where would you be?!"
"Still better than this!"

So... um... hang around here or go somewhere else?
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No. 419323 ID: 5eea01

Kata hug Teteke
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No. 419326 ID: c891d3

>>419319
That bird guy needs to work out some issues.

You can help out with that right?
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No. 419328 ID: b85f8c

>>419319
Um... ask them which way is civilization. They obviously aren't being very civilized so this must not be it.
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No. 419329 ID: 132b99

hugs all around.
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No. 419334 ID: 196d1b

Involuntary hugs! Include that red thing to the right too. You've got three pairs of arms, that's plenty of hugs!
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No. 419335 ID: a83682

HUGS
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No. 419394 ID: b2112e

Hugs for everyone!
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No. 424079 ID: 34c26a

Hugs. ^.V.^
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