>>403887
How the heck do you do that? My trap detector is wobbling wildly back and forth in the non-zero probability region, so as best I can guess you might be right but I sure don't know it.

read the message the lockers are giving you and flip. the fuck. out.

Shes a hot trap if shes a trap.

Go for it!

Oran 2012/04/24(Tue)13:14 No. 404319 ID: 52a564
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"Ah, it was nothing, just nothing." Dodged a freakin' bullet there, she was too far back to clearly see what I had there.
> "I was thinking, maybe you could help me out with what we learned yesterday since you got it so easily."
I'm not interested in this. At all. "Actually I'm kind of busy right now. Gotta go... do something yeah. Besides, there were like three other guys who got it, just ask them."
> "Oh... well, okay... Bye Oran."
I watch as she walks down the hallway back to who knows where.

Oran 2012/04/24(Tue)13:14 No. 404320 ID: 52a564
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That was Lily. She's always asking me about things all the time, and personally, it gets really annoying sometimes. And no, she's a girl, and no I don't think of her like that!
Anyways, I guess what you're saying sort of makes sense. I hate to think how I'm the one wrong here, but maybe that means everyone else is right somewhat.

Also I don't see anything wrong with the lockers, you guys are imagining things.

dude, it's totally obvious she LIKES you likes you. she came to you, specifically, for help. you could of got her to make people vote for you.

Dude. You wont have this chance later. Help her. Highschool throws pretty girls at you. Life doesn't.

don't be a homo, she obviously wants it. but now she's gone... meh, where were we? oh yes, lighting a jay. go do that.

Yeah, I have to agree with my esteemed colleagues here: Unless you have another girlfriend somewhere you should give her a damn chance. The quiet and demure ones are only second to the totally crazy ones in bed, and she probably would be good for a nice breakfast after.

If nothing else, she can make a good helper for your campaigne. I mean think about it, being nice to her is free, and sex is fun, and a second brain to tell you when you are being insane in a bad way is awesome.

At worst she can be lookout when you smoke a joint.

And if shes a trap she can't get pregnant!

Or you could smoke with her and then touch her boobs because you are dating.

Just sayin'.

Yeah hang out with her, what are you, gay? I mean it's ok if you are, dudes are cool and all, but if you're not, you should at least give love a chance.

Oran 2012/05/02(Wed)19:13 No. 407307 ID: 52a564
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- No I'm not gay, holy shit! I don't even know why this always happens, it just does okay? Can we please move onto something else beyond this topic?

Anyways, there's like an hour left before class begins. I don't feel like being a useless git right now so let's try to be productive here. I think these are the faculties that are open right now:
* Training Hall
* Cafeteria
* Gym
* Library
* Computer Lab

>>407307
Scout out the opponent, he'll probably be in the library, acting as a tutor for the girls on campus.
If he is still in class or something, head to the computer library and Wikipedia yourself some knowledge on hair dyes.

>>407308
This proposal seems adequate. Sabotage of your opponent's hair colour seems like a likely plan.

>>407307
>I don't even know why this always happens, it just does okay?
Because your mind is full of fuck and shit. Let's clean up this mess. You need a goddamn coffee. Go to the cafeteria, then recruit a team of teenagers with attitude. I'm not even kidding here, kid. What do you want to achieve on your own? If all your opponent needs to do is dye his hair and a half-assed job, it's high time you start taking this shit seriously. If you have no commitment to anything but being an obnoxious leader, gather a group that can do what you're too stupid to do by yourself.

Oran 2012/05/05(Sat)15:49 No. 408468 ID: 52a564
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Now that I think about it, I completely forgot about breakfast today! Alright, I'll just go and get something from the cafeteria.

Oran 2012/05/05(Sat)15:49 No. 408469 ID: 52a564
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Okay first of all, his hair ain't dyed. I see him after gym, that shit's all fucking natural. What a piece of work, huh? Also he never comes to school early, he ain't the type to do so.
And anyways it's not like I was actually serious there about his hair, that's just stupid.

Although that idea about forming up a team... that sounds like it could work! A leader needs peons to do his dirty work, and the more useless stuff I get out of my way, the faster I can become the representative!
... But what kind of dudes does a guy need? I have no clue.

>>408469

you need a nerd, a big dumb sack of muscle, a persuasive lady, a shady but clever bro and yourself.

>>408469
Normally I'd recommend people that you trust and who are able to perform their jobs with excellence, but this is too much work for you. Recruit Lily, who's certainly more observational than you. Normally I'd recommend recruiting people through honesty and hard work, but you have no noble reason to assume the position of representative. Provide favors, buy alliances. What can you offer to Lily?

Yes I must agree with the person above me. Your treatment of Lily was most abhorrent and I demand you recompense by letting her help you.

Other than that, the recruitment of other top classmen could be of useful footing against the orange haired one.

Oran 2012/05/10(Thu)21:05 No. 410382 ID: 52a564
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Oh man, I'm terrible at this whole diplomacy thing. Where would I even find those kinds of dudes? Nerds, those are the things that live in the library and computer lab, right? I think a few of them even come in early. What should I be looking for, some bookie guy or a computer guy?
Muscle shouldn't be a problem. There are tons of that all over the place, I can just pick one of them up anytime.
Having a shady ass guy around seems kind of sketchy to me. Reminds me a bit too much of him to be quite honest.

Oran 2012/05/10(Thu)21:06 No. 410383 ID: 52a564
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... Although that one other guy could be a possible candidate... Dude's the slyest motherfucker I know, he's always looking for ways to fuck over the top classmen just so he can feel some stupid sense of triumph or some stupid shit like that. Plus I think he's into his twin sister or something gross like that so that's more fuel for me. He hasn't gotten me so far, but I bet he'd get a real kick out of me trying to convince him to work with me. So many strings would have to be pulled to make that work out, let me tell you.
Now about Lily...

Oran 2012/05/10(Thu)21:06 No. 410384 ID: 52a564
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Damnit, why do you guys have to keep bringing that back up. I don't even know what I can even offer her, all she does is always ask for my help and stuff like that! Can't she get that from anyone else?

>>410384
You could always offer her your body.

But seriously, I think she just wants a friend. Try treating her like one.

she asks for help with that as a conversation starter. she is way too shy to ask for a date so she just asks you over to study.

I don't know if you're dense, ignorant, oblivious, uninterested, or something else. I really don't know. I do know that Lily's pattern of behaviour is typical of girls trying to get a guy to ask them out on a date where I come from. What we've seen of her so far is a picture-perfect copy of this behaviour.
So help us out here, do girls ask guys out on dates here or is it generally the other way around? Do you already have a girlfriend?

As far as your trouble committee goes, preferentially I'd want a computer geek, a trickster of some kind, one or two thugs and a rumour-starter who all hate that orange-haired jackass trying to become representative instead of you. Morale is important though; you want people who hate that dick, like you, or think taking him down would be a cool thing they want in on.

>>410384
Whatever, I'll not question your motives any further. Since you have no redeeming quality, I second the notion that you should recruit those who hate your "rival". Leave that sly motherfucker for last, though.

>>410402

The dude is just trying to be cool, he doesn't need abuse heaped on him for it.

>>410383
Yeah get Sly on your side.

Oran 2012/05/12(Sat)18:04 No. 410956 ID: 52a564
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Look, I just don't feel like associating with that kind of people right now, okay? It always turns out terribly wrong, personally I've had enough of it. You'd have to convince me pretty hard for it to happen.
Anyways the computer lab isn't that far from where I am. I'm pretty sure there're people there so I'll check there first. "Sly" won't even be in until halfway through the day so I can deal with him when the time comes.

It looks like there's three people inside. What do I do now?

Beggars can't be choosers. You'll have to deal with him sooner or later, better to have him on your side.

>>410956
Why do you even ask? The one sleeping, obviously. Don't bother with motivational speeches or anything bothersome like that. Just drag her and/or him and proceed to the next target. Maybe ask for his and/or her name.

>>410965

I would have to disagree with that course of actions. Three heads are better than one, as they always say, right? I trust that you can manage recruitment of these fine gentlemen?

the sleeper.

> ROLLY CHAIR CONFIRMED
> TARGET IDENTIFIED
> NAB THE SLEEPER AND ABSCOND

Oran 2012/05/17(Thu)21:25 No. 413356 ID: 52a564
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No time to think, gotta act fast!
> "Wha-?"

Oran 2012/05/17(Thu)21:25 No. 413357 ID: 52a564
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OKAY I GOT MY FIRST DUDE, WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

>>413357
You need muscles.

To the clubroom! (or the cafeteria)
Convince him to work with you!

It would have been so much faster to have grabbed the chair with the guy on it and roll it away with you. If you had you could have Built up some speed, jumped onto the chair with the guy and surfed the rolling chair down the hallway until your inevitable crash.

GOTTA GO FAST.

>>413360
SOunds good.

Oran 2012/05/28(Mon)19:23 No. 416822 ID: 52a564
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Muscle, I know just where I can find some of that! Alright, I'll just drop this guy and then-Oof!

Oran 2012/05/28(Mon)19:24 No. 416823 ID: 52a564
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"Ugh, damnit watch where you're standing around you-"

Oran 2012/05/28(Mon)19:29 No. 416825 ID: 52a564
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"Hmm? Ah Oran, what a surprise running into you so early in the morning. However, you shouldn't be running in the hallways, you know that. Although I see that your vigor has not dropped one bit since yesterday's lesson, that will serve very well for what I have planned for today's lesson, hmm hmm."
Fuck, it's the teacher. What do I do now?!

Recruit him, of course!

pray he's not talking about sex ed.

Well get up off your ass for one thing.

>>416852
This looks like a terrible idea, right? It isn't. You'll need the support of a teacher, the better if one that doesn't have any good expectation about you. No, shut up and listen. Be honest, tell everything about your desire to become "a full fledged Representative". This is the last thing he expects, and he'll assume that you're up to something. With a teacher like this on your side you can deal with guys like that slyest motherfucker. Just do it.

>>416852
This looks like a terrible idea, right? It isn't. You'll need the support of a teacher, better if one that doesn't have any good expectation about you. No, shut up and listen. Be honest, tell everything about your desire to become "a full fledged Representative". This is the last thing he expects, and he'll assume that you're up to something. He will agree only to keep an eye on you. With a teacher like him on your side you can deal with guys like that sly motherfucker. Just do it.