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399497 No. 399497 ID: bbee3d

Chapter One
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No. 399498 ID: bbee3d
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399498

Hey look guys I got a farm! Look it's got grass and dirt and everything! Oh boy!

Now what should I put in it?
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No. 399499 ID: a43a6c

Cannabis!
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No. 399501 ID: cf49fc

Cannabis ENTS!

They're just like normal Ents, but they're all Rastafarian!
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No. 399502 ID: fa9f7e

Your own seed. Copulate with Gaea!
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No. 399505 ID: b0d466

COINS!

You are going to grow a MONEY TREE!!!
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No. 399509 ID: fadabb

wheat is good.
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No. 399511 ID: b0d466

Carrots peas and potatoes
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No. 399512 ID: affb00

Sticks!
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No. 399515 ID: 832169

Anger
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No. 399524 ID: 12c19f

>>399502
This. You're going to fuck the Earth.
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No. 399525 ID: bbee3d
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399525

STICKS and COINS, got it! Planting stuff just means sticking it in the ground right? I have seven COINS!

Well now I guess I don't have any COINS.

I don't have any ANGER either. I don't know what all that other stuff is but maybe I can get it at the STORE?
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No. 399531 ID: b0d466

Righto! TO THE STORE
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No. 399532 ID: fa9f7e

Drill a small hole in the ground and hump it, silly. It's how your grow more people. Their organs and meat can be harvested and sold.
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No. 399538 ID: 3eba16

>>399525
But you don't have any COINS to spend at the STORE! You will have to acquire more somehow.
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No. 399542 ID: bbee3d
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399542

>>399531

TO THE STORE! No I don't have any coins but I can spend other stuff right?

>>399532

That sounds cool but I don't know how to do that!
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No. 399543 ID: bbee3d
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399543

This is the STORE! It sells STUFF.
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No. 399544 ID: bbee3d
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399544

The STOREKEEPER grunts at me. I think this means hello.

What should I buy?
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No. 399545 ID: b0d466

Buy some SOULS!
Then plant the SOULS!
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No. 399546 ID: fa9f7e

>>399544
Buy Sex Ed lessons.
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No. 399549 ID: a43a6c

"Hey man, can you... 'yanno... hook me up, man?"
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No. 399553 ID: 3eba16

Buy some SEEDS so you can plant CROPS.
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No. 399555 ID: b0d466

Buy some CROPS so you can HARVEST SEEDS
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No. 399574 ID: b85f8c

Ask about SEEDS! And FARMING!
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No. 399576 ID: b85f8c

...oh god these images are too big. Make them about as small as the title image, please. Maybe slightly bigger.
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No. 399578 ID: bbee3d
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399578

The STOREKEEPER has very bad hearing but he can hear me if I shout everything in his ear a couple of times.

He says he doesn't know anything about FARMING. He just sells STUFF to people.

I ask him for SEEDS and CROPS and SOULS! And also for SEX ED LESSONS and to HOOK ME UP even though I don't know what those last two things are.
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No. 399582 ID: bbee3d
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399582

The STOREKEEPER says that a SOUL costs 173 COINS and everything else costs 1 COIN each.

I don't have any coins but I do have this stuff in my pocket! I have STRING and MARBLES and a STICK and a SHINY RING that I found on the ground!

I also have my LIST but I'm not selling that.

(Oh my gosh! Thank you for pointing out the image sizes! They should all have been the size of the title image, but something got set wrong. I'll keep an eye on that in future.)
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No. 399583 ID: bbee3d
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399583

The STOREKEEPER says that the marbles and string are worth one coin each and the stick isn't worth anything. He's not sure how much the SHINY RING is worth but he'll give me one small SOUL for it.

That means I can buy stuff! What should I buy and what should I sell?
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No. 399584 ID: fa9f7e

Keep the ring, sell everything else and buy crops.

It could be useful later, and if it turns out to be less valuable than a small soul, don't tell him that and you'll make a profit.
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No. 399587 ID: b85f8c

>>399583
Sell your marbles for seeds.
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No. 399589 ID: b0d466

Sell ALL BUT ONE marble, keep the string, buy a seed and a hook. Plant the seed and the remaining marble on your farm, and tie the hook to your string, then the other end of your string to your stick. VOILA, YOU HAVE A FISHING POLE!!!
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No. 399590 ID: 832169

Sell your string so he'll hook you up
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No. 399602 ID: bbee3d
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399602

I give the STOREKEEPER two MARBLES and he goes in the back room where all the STUFF is.
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No. 399603 ID: bbee3d
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399603

I get SEEDS and a HOOK. I put the STICK, STRING, and HOOK together to make a FISHING POLE!
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No. 399604 ID: bbee3d
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399604

I now have a MARBLE, a SHINY RING, a LIST, a BAG OF SEEDS that comes with another STRING, and a FISHING POLE! I am going to catch so many fish with this thing!

Should I get any more stuff or should I go home?
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No. 399608 ID: b0d466

Home!
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No. 399609 ID: d0d3fe

Inquire why the shopkeep looks so sad!
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No. 399611 ID: b85f8c

What's on your LIST?
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No. 399616 ID: bbee3d
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399616

>Sad

I ask the STOREKEEPER why he looks so sad.

He says yes, he did have some books on sand. But a rogue geologist bought them all. He'll have more in a few weeks.
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No. 399617 ID: bbee3d
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399617

>List

My LIST is a list of ALL OF THE ANIMALS! I made it so that I wouldn't forget any of them! I started a list of ALL OF THE PLANTS but I don't know anything about plants so I stopped.
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No. 399618 ID: bbee3d
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399618

>Home

Oh boy oh boy oh boy
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No. 399619 ID: bbee3d
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399619

Things have grown since I left! Maybe I should plant my new stuff somewhere else.
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No. 399621 ID: b0d466

Clear some more farm land!!!
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No. 399629 ID: b85f8c

>>399619
Oh wow, I wonder when the coin tree will be ready to harvest?

Go plant a marble too!
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No. 399631 ID: ed57e8

in another area plant all dose seeds.
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No. 399633 ID: bbee3d
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399633

>More farm land

I already have more land! This is just the west side of my farm.
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No. 399634 ID: bbee3d
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399634

This is the north side! It has UGLY CACTUS and a MOUNTAIN!
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No. 399635 ID: bbee3d
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399635

This is the east side! It has a PUDDLE OF WATER and a BIGGER MOUNTAIN!
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No. 399636 ID: bbee3d
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399636

And this is the south side! It has NOTHING AT ALL! Except these little rocks.

I still have SEEDS and a MARBLE! Where should I plant them?
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No. 399638 ID: ed57e8

plant seeds in east.
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No. 399639 ID: 886a4d

Plant the marble in the barren field. The Seeds in the place the the puddle of water. Then check on your money tree.
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No. 399640 ID: b85f8c

>>399639
I agree.
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No. 399647 ID: 832169

Dude, I'm just saying, if you plant that fishing pole you're gonna get a sweet fishing pole tree
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No. 399648 ID: 886a4d

No We should go fishing and see what we catch.. then plant it!

If its an old boot thats just as good as a fish.. we could sell it or plant it.
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No. 399662 ID: bbee3d
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399662

Marbles are harder to plant than coins!

>Plant fishing pole

I can't plant my FISHING POLE! What will I fish with if I plant my FISHING POLE? I haven't even tried it yet!
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No. 399663 ID: bbee3d
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399663

I dug lots of holes but then I couldn't decide which hole to plant the seeds in! So I planted them everywhere.
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No. 399664 ID: bbee3d
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399664

Great job guys! We got so much stuff today! Now all we have to do is
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No. 399665 ID: bbee3d
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399665

zzzzzzz


(Stick Farm will resume next weekend, or possibly sooner if I get impatient. Thanks, everyone!)
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No. 399668 ID: b85f8c

>>399665
Awesome work, dude. I can't wait to see how much everything grows!
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No. 399780 ID: 58a693

This is amazing you are amazing.
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No. 399788 ID: 832169

>>399780

This.
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No. 399790 ID: b0d466

>>399788
Agreed. Times infinity.
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No. 399826 ID: 3ce5b2

Is this another case of "the author doesn't know that threads last a long time here"?

suggestion: looks like one of the coins failed to take root. It might still have value as a coin, so pick it up.
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No. 399828 ID: 673411

>Is this another case of "the author doesn't know that threads last a long time here"?

I don't see how that applies here. Op said he'd be back in a week. He didn't close the thread or aything.
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No. 399903 ID: ed57e8

yeah sounds like he can only do this on the weekends.
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No. 401094 ID: bbee3d
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401094

Hnn…? Oh hey guys!
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No. 401096 ID: bbee3d
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401096

>Coin

Oh yeah look! One of them didn't sprout! Now I can buy another thing!

Oh wow stuff grew while I was asleep.
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No. 401097 ID: 832169

Go check the marbles and other seeds!
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No. 401099 ID: ed57e8

looks like the sticks are budding. can't see the top of the coin plant, anything up there?
and yeah check other plants.
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No. 401100 ID: bbee3d
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401100

> Seeds

Oh my gosh look guys I have TINY PLANTS!
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No. 401101 ID: bbee3d
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401101

> Marble

And my marble sprouted too! I don't know what this thing is but it sure looks cool!
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No. 401102 ID: bbee3d
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401102

> can't see the top of the coin plant, anything up there?

Just more little branches. And a bird!
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No. 401103 ID: ed57e8

oh man, we need a scarecrow so birds don't steal the fruits.
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No. 401138 ID: 70591e

>>401103

oh shit you're right, hey farmer dude whose name I don't know, go buy a scarecrow from the shop for a coin

and then PLANT IT SO IT GROWS MORE SCARECROWS FUCK YES
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No. 401140 ID: 12c19f

You need a fence around your plot of farm land.
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No. 401152 ID: bbee3d
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401152

A fence is a good idea but that's going to take a lot of STICKS! I don't have that many yet!

> Bird

Birds steal fruit? Oh no!
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No. 401153 ID: bbee3d
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401153

TO THE STORE!
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No. 401154 ID: bbee3d
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401154

The STOREKEEPER says that a REGULAR SCARECROW costs three COINS but I can have a MINI SCARECROW instead.
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No. 401165 ID: 6e44d2

Deal! It'll scare away mini crows, and that bird doesn't look too big.
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No. 401166 ID: ed57e8

take it. put it up in the stick farm. your coin fruits will be the most valuable.
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No. 401177 ID: b85f8c

>>401154
If we're gonna stick it in the ground, maybe it'll grow!
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No. 401192 ID: 70591e

nah, we'll get more coins soon enough.
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No. 401213 ID: d97aff

Instead of scaring the bird away, try to CATCH the bird! Plant it and you could have a BIRD TREE!
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No. 401231 ID: 622e4f

>>401213
Barring successful BIRD CAPTURE, at least plant a FEATHER TREE.
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No. 401235 ID: bbee3d
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401235

I won't have any COINS if the bird steals them! A MINI SCARECROW is better than nothing right?
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No. 401238 ID: bbee3d
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401238

Okay it's planted! Now this is a SCARY PLACE!
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No. 401239 ID: bbee3d
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401239

I don't know if the bird is scared or not but if I catch the bird then I would have my very own bird! Oh boy!

How should I catch it?
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No. 401242 ID: ed57e8

put any SEEDS that haven't taken root on the ground where the bird can see.
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No. 401243 ID: 622e4f

fishing line! with uh with uh a bug on it! find a bug yes!
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No. 401252 ID: 2fe09b

>>401242
Yes!
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No. 401253 ID: 70591e

coulda bought a net if you hadn't spent your coin, but oh well.
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No. 401286 ID: bbee3d
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401286

SEEDS and BUGS, okay! There are lots of BUGS around here! These ones don't move much so they're easy to put on stuff!
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No. 401287 ID: bbee3d
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401287

Yeah a net would be good! Oh well. I can still catch it with this stuff!
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No. 401288 ID: bbee3d
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401288

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No. 401289 ID: bbee3d
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401289

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No. 401290 ID: bbee3d
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401290

Gosh guys this is taking forever.
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No. 401291 ID: ed57e8

you need to back up a bit. so the bird isn't scared off by you.
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No. 401294 ID: bbee3d
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401294

!!!!!
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No. 401300 ID: b85f8c

Wait until it lands then GRAB IT!
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No. 401307 ID: bbee3d
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401307

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No. 401308 ID: bbee3d
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401308

Um.
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No. 401309 ID: bbee3d
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401309

Guys?
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No. 401310 ID: 70591e

hold on tight with one hand, poke it in the naughty bits with the other until it lets you go.
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No. 401311 ID: ed57e8

that is a strong ass bird or you are light as hell. ether way just hang on, it will get tired.
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No. 401312 ID: 70591e

>>401310

and by lets you go, I mean descends to a safe height.
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No. 401314 ID: 832169

See where it brings you
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No. 401336 ID: 12c19f

Cue some Benny Hill.
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No. 401337 ID: b85f8c

>>401309
Ask it nicely to calm down and not drop you from a great height, please.
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No. 401346 ID: bbee3d
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401346

The bird doesn't answer anything I say so I just hold on. Flying is fun!
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No. 401347 ID: bbee3d
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401347

Look there's that mountain again!
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No. 401348 ID: bbee3d
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401348

Wow we're getting really close to
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No. 401349 ID: bbee3d
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401349

Ow.
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No. 401350 ID: b85f8c

>>401349
TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!

Pull yourself up! Then look down upon all you own, like some sort of MIGHTY KING.
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No. 401400 ID: 063c28

Congratulations! You have now planted your face.
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No. 401482 ID: 0d7a83

>>401349
Ok now start humping.
Your half-mountain offspring shall conquer the world.
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No. 406329 ID: bbee3d
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406329

>TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!

Yaaay!
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No. 406333 ID: bbee3d
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406333

I unplant my face and sit down to look at the view.

>>401482
I still don't know how to do that!
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No. 406334 ID: bbee3d
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406334

Hey look I can see my farm from here! Gosh I'm high up.

What should I do now?
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No. 406338 ID: 886a4d

See if you can climb down. One side looks less steep then the other so look that way.
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No. 406409 ID: b9e291

Can you plant this mountain you're sitting on?
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No. 406430 ID: 6f4add

surf a corpse down the cliff.
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No. 406521 ID: 58a693

Go down the gentler slope of the hill. also, you may as well look to see what's that way.
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No. 408312 ID: bbee3d
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408312

The slope is easy to climb until it stops being a slope.

>Plant the mountain

The mountain is already planted! That's why it got so big.

Look it's even got little mountain fruit!
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No. 408313 ID: fa9f7e

>>408312
Take fruit, plant again, sit on top. See how high you can get this way.
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No. 408314 ID: 5029d1

take mountain fruits.
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No. 408319 ID: bbee3d
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408319

I keep two of the MOUNTAIN FRUIT and plant the third one at the top to make a double mountain!
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No. 408320 ID: bbee3d
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408320

This is taking a really long time. How fast do mountains grow?
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No. 408322 ID: 5029d1

really slow. hmm...
hold paper over head and jump off. paper will act as a parachute.
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No. 408326 ID: 6f4add

maybe it needs some water. say, I don't think you've been to the bathroom the entire day...
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No. 408339 ID: bbee3d
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408339

>Needs some water

I don't have any water with me.

>Bathroom

I don't think I've been to the bathroom ever! What's the bathroom?
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No. 408340 ID: bbee3d
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408340

>Parachute

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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No. 408341 ID: bbee3d
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408341

Oh look the seeds sprouted while I was gone.

I still don't have a bird but that was so much fun!
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No. 408344 ID: 5029d1

indeed. and you can check on the mountain from here, since mountains are like the biggest thing you can grow. now check on your other plants. your sticks were sprouting last time, maybe they have fruits ready?
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No. 408375 ID: b0d466

Go collect fruit, and see how much the shopkeeper will pay for a mountain fruit
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No. 408384 ID: 0a783d

Oh man oh boy oh man, collect all the fruits! Soon you will have infinity coins and you can buy the shop!
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No. 408405 ID: bbee3d
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408405

Oh boy just look at all this STICK FRUIT! I'm going to get all the COINS in the world!

Wait how am I going to carry it all? This will never fit in my pocket!
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No. 408408 ID: fa9f7e

>>408405
Plant your pocket and grow more!!!
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No. 408410 ID: b85f8c

>>408405
Carry some of it there by hand, and buy a cart or something once we get some more moolah.
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No. 408420 ID: 6f4add

get as much as you can carry and go sell it to buy a backpack or something.
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No. 408423 ID: bbee3d
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408423

>Plant pocket

I can't plant my pocket because it's attached to me. I'd have to plant myself! But I tried that once and nothing happened.
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No. 408424 ID: bbee3d
File 133625570890.jpg - (59.65KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0014-08.jpg )
408424

>Buy cart/backpack

TO THE STORE!
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No. 408426 ID: bbee3d
File 133625590261.jpg - (78.97KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0014-06.jpg )
408426

The STOREKEEPER says he'll give me one COIN for each STICK FRUIT. A SMALL CART costs 6 COINS and can hold 20 FRUITS. A BACKPACK costs 4 COINS and can hold 12 FRUITS. What should I buy?
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No. 408427 ID: b9e291

>>408426

6/20 = 1/10
4/12 = 1/3

The cart's obviously more efficient. But how many fruits did you carry?
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No. 408432 ID: fa9f7e

>>408427
Looks like 6.
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No. 408435 ID: 0a783d

>>408427
>6/20 = 1/10
You just went full retard.
6/20 = 3/10
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No. 408437 ID: b85f8c

>>408427
6/20 is 3/10, dude. Or 1/3.33333

They're about the same efficiency.
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No. 408438 ID: 0a783d

>>408437
>6/20 is 3/10, dude. Or 1/3.33333
tgchan can't math.
3/10 is .3 even.
The backpack is the better deal costwise but holds less.
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No. 408439 ID: fa9f7e

>>408438
Those are the same thing, dipshit. 3/10 = 1/3.3333 because 3/3 = 1 and 10/3 = 3.333333. 1.... / .... 3.33333.
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No. 408444 ID: bbee3d

Okay enough arguing about math!

20/6 = 40/12
12/4 = 36/12

They're not the same but they're close enough that it really doesn't matter. One just costs more and holds more.
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No. 408451 ID: b85f8c

Yeah... uh, let's just get the cart. Fewer trips is good.
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No. 408462 ID: b0d466

Cart, yes.
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No. 408467 ID: 6f4add

I see no choice but to buy 'em both.
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No. 408525 ID: bbee3d
File 133626175730.jpg - (71.71KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0015-08.jpg )
408525

I sell all my FRUIT and then spend all the COINS to get a SMALL CART! The STOREKEEPER says he sells other size CARTS too but they need animals to pull them.
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No. 408526 ID: bbee3d
File 133626189528.jpg - (137.04KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_02_0015-01.jpg )
408526

So much FRUIT! Should I pick it all now?
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No. 408534 ID: 886a4d

Everything except for five of each type, those you will want to plant.
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No. 408536 ID: b0d466

PICK EVERYTHING

and then say how much of each thing you have
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No. 408538 ID: 7c31d2

Leave a fruit on each tree to see how big the fruit gets. If one gets big enough make it into a house!
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No. 408539 ID: fa9f7e

>>408538
Ahahahahahaha yes
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No. 408602 ID: bbee3d
File 133627546875.jpg - (134.12KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_02_0016-01.jpg )
408602

Yes! I will have a FRUIT HOUSE! That is the best plan!

I think there's only one type of FRUIT and they just get lumpy when they get big. I can't tell which tree is which either so I just leave the five biggest. One of them will be my house!
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No. 408603 ID: bbee3d
File 133627549055.jpg - (70.71KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0016-08.jpg )
408603

I also leave 25 behind to plant later.
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No. 408604 ID: bbee3d
File 133627552128.jpg - (88.95KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0016-06.jpg )
408604

I tell the STOREKEEPER that I counted the FRUITS and there are 36 of them. He says okay but to wait because he has to count them. Look how excited he is!
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No. 408605 ID: bbee3d
File 133627557055.jpg - (73.13KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_02_0016-10.jpg )
408605

He counts them and says there are 36. They're one coin each and size doesn't matter. Should I sell them all? What should I buy?
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No. 408607 ID: b0d466

Sell them all! Buy dance lessons!
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No. 408610 ID: 7c31d2

Sell them all and buy a hat. No wait, buy a hat seed so you can plant it and grow a hat tree!
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No. 408634 ID: fa9f7e

>>408607
Sex ed lessons*
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No. 408635 ID: b9e291

>>408607
>>408634

You did mention you haven't learned how to hump yet.
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No. 408746 ID: 6d6017

you should see what happens when you eat one.
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No. 412102 ID: c950c6

How much is a geraff? Also buy a backpack too. What other kinds of seeds does he have for you to buy? also what kinds of lessons?
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No. 413476 ID: c569f6
File 133735413751.jpg - (95.01KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0017-06a.jpg )
413476

>Eat one

Okay! I'll save one for after I buy stuff.

I sell the others and get 35 COINS! Oh boy!

This is a lot of coins guys.
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No. 413478 ID: 42491f
File 133735419068.jpg - (88.27KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0017-06b.jpg )
413478

>Sex ed lessons

The STOREKEEPER brings out SACKS OF LASSOES and SNAKE'S HEAD RAISINS and 6 OLD DRESSES and then he hears me right and brings out SEX ED LESSONS. They're just 1 COIN.

I don't know what these are but they look like something you read so they'll probably be fun!
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No. 413479 ID: 42491f
File 133735424211.jpg - (92.21KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0017-06c.jpg )
413479

>Geraff
>Backpack

A JERAFF costs 47 COINS so I have to wait to get one.

A BACKPACK only costs 4 so I get one of those. Now I can carry lots more stuff!
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No. 413480 ID: c569f6

I have 30 COINS left.

>Mountain fruit

The STOREKEEPER says he'll give me 5 COINS each for MOUNTAIN FRUIT. I only have two. Should I sell them?

>Dance lessons

The STOREKEEPER says he can only give me BALLET LESSONS because he doesn't know any other dance flavors. But he does have DANCE BOOKS.

>Hat / seeds

The STOREKEEPER says he can't tell SEEDS apart because they're too small. He just puts them all together in a big heap in the back. He'll give me more if I want.

He says he probably doesn't have any hat seeds but he does have HATS and maybe that will work instead? I think I can plant a HAT!

What kind of HAT should I get?



Author's note: I am currently traveling in strange and distant lands, which requires a different IP address and therefore a different ID number here. Don't worry - I am still me. I shall return in July.
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No. 413481 ID: 42491f
File 133735437226.jpg - (58.99KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_02_0017-10.jpg )
413481

(Oops. Here's the image!)
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No. 413486 ID: b0d466

A TOP HAT

Sell ONE mountain fruit, save the other for planting
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No. 413551 ID: 385f21

>>413486
Don't sell the fruit, let's plant both of them. Because what if one doesn't work out.
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No. 413573 ID: 39419c

A farmer's hat, duh.
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No. 413577 ID: b85f8c

Get both kinds of hats!

Also get a bigger scarecrow.
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No. 413893 ID: cd6e04

...a straw tophat!
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No. 413950 ID: 4f41fd
File 133744956498.jpg - (66.08KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0018-08.jpg )
413950

>Top hat
>Farmer hat

I get a STRAW TOP HAT because that's both kinds! Also a REGULAR SCARECROW.

I keep both my MOUNTAIN FRUITS for now even though I don't know where to plant them but I can figure that out later.
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No. 413951 ID: 4f41fd
File 133744962904.jpg - (127.37KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_02_0018-01.jpg )
413951

Hey look guys! The MINI SCARECROW grew! And it has a scarf and a hat now!

I'll put them together and they can be scary friends.
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No. 413952 ID: 4f41fd
File 133744971033.jpg - (72.44KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0018-02a.jpg )
413952

>Sex ed lessons

Whoa.
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No. 413954 ID: 4f41fd
File 133744978977.jpg - (80.78KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0018-02b.jpg )
413954

I don't know guys. This sounds fun but I don't think I have any of the stuff you need for it!
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No. 413956 ID: 7c31d2

Ah. Maybe you can grow some?
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No. 413959 ID: 5029d1

>>413956
hey yeah, you grew everything else already! but since i don't think you have any seed that grows that yet we'll worry about it later.
how's the marble plant doing?
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No. 413966 ID: 4f41fd
File 133745074710.jpg - (89.26KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0019-04.jpg )
413966

>Grow some

If I want to change my body I have to ask the AQUIFER because it's the thing that gave me a body in the first place. Before that I just blew around the desert with all the others! That was boring.

Just look at the MARBLE PLANT! It's got little MARBLES on it!
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No. 413968 ID: fa9f7e

>>413966
Grow aquifers!
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No. 413973 ID: b0d466

Plant a MOUNTAIN FRUIT near your marble tree! AND HARVEST A FEW MARBLES
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No. 413975 ID: 886a4d

What were you before the Aquifier gave you this body?
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No. 413977 ID: 5029d1

visit aquifer
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No. 413981 ID: b85f8c

>>413968
Whoa now, let's not play god here.

What is the Aquifer?
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No. 413996 ID: 4f41fd
File 133745555408.jpg - (124.20KB , 500x501 , stickfarm_02_0020-09.jpg )
413996

I can't plant a MOUNTAIN FRUIT here! Half my farm would be on top of a mountain and I couldn't reach it!

I can pick a few little MARBLES though. My pocket's getting full!
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No. 413999 ID: 4f41fd
File 133745560647.jpg - (87.25KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_02_0020-05a.jpg )
413999

>Aquifers

AQUIFERS are the things that make water in the desert! Or something like that. I don't think you can grow them but there's one that lives in this little pond!
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No. 414000 ID: 4f41fd
File 133745563047.jpg - (61.26KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_02_0020-10.jpg )
414000

>Before

Before I had a body I was one of the SOULS that blow around the desert! It was really boring.
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No. 414002 ID: 4f41fd
File 133745567087.jpg - (93.11KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_02_0020-05b.jpg )
414002

>Visit Aquifer

The AQUIFER comes out of its rock thing and I say Hi!

It says Oh you again.

What should I ask it?
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No. 414004 ID: fa9f7e

>>414002
How is babby formed?

Also, ask him to give you a penis, prostate gland, and (preferably internal) testicles so you can hump the earth and grow soulless husks for the desert souls to live in so it won't have to bother with them anymore.
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No. 414006 ID: 5029d1

>>414004
uhh... let's save that for a later question. start off with simple things first. like if it wants anything? and how it can grow bodies?
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No. 414024 ID: 385f21

>>413996
>My pocket's getting full!
You have a backpack now. Use it. Dummy.
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No. 414027 ID: b9e291

Tell the Aquifer about all your new crops growing!
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No. 414032 ID: b0d466

>>414027
YES

And thank it for giving you a body 'cause this is REALLY FUN

Ask if he knows a good place to plant the mountain fruit
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No. 414044 ID: b85f8c

>>414004
That sounds really gross.
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No. 414345 ID: c569f6
File 133753101027.jpg - (87.70KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_02_0021-05a.jpg )
414345

>How it can grow bodies

The AQUIFER says it grows everything. That's what an AQUIFER does.

>If it wants anything

It says it would like some fish. It had some fish but they died. Now it has no fish and it is sad.

>Body additions

Maybe. It will think about it if I get it some fish.
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No. 414346 ID: c569f6
File 133753113060.jpg - (96.71KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_02_0021-05b.jpg )
414346

>A good place to plant MOUNTAIN FRUIT

It says I should plant MOUNTAIN FRUIT somewhere where there isn't a MOUNTAIN. Obviously.

>Crops

I tell the AQUIFER about all the great stuff I've been growing!

It says good. That's what it got me for. Shouldn't I be getting back to work now?
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No. 414347 ID: c569f6
File 133753120833.jpg - (85.31KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_02_0021-05c.jpg )
414347

>Thanks for body

I thank the AQUIFER for giving me a body because I've been having so much fun! I try to give it a hug but it goes back into its rock before I can. But I already hugged it when it gave me a body so that's okay!
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No. 414348 ID: 132b99

okay back to the crops! and where is the nearest non-aquifer water? that should be where the fishes are.
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No. 414349 ID: b0d466

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR A FISHERMAN SUCH AS YOURSELF!!

Go to ye olde fishing hole and fish yourself up a fish!
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No. 414351 ID: 42491f
File 133753218908.jpg - (55.44KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_02_0022-10.jpg )
414351

>Fill backpack
>Catch fish

BACK TO THE FARM!

I will put stuff in my BACKPACK and catch all the FISH and then
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No. 414352 ID: 42491f
File 133753223229.jpg - (73.33KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_02_0022-02.jpg )
414352

zzzzzzz
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No. 414353 ID: 132b99

hahaha, WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?!
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No. 414359 ID: b0d466

We love you stick guuuuy!
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No. 415337 ID: b8a1cd

You are going to need to find and tame a wild horse, for shipping and riding and junk.
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No. 415979 ID: bfeaae

Why buy, when we can GROW a horse!
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No. 415980 ID: cf49fc

>>415979
We'll need some Horse Seeds though.
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No. 423073 ID: 42491f
File 133984604955.jpg - (72.93KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0001-10.jpg )
423073

Oh yeah! I forgot to put HORSES on my LIST!
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No. 423074 ID: 42491f
File 133984607823.jpg - (79.44KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_03_0001-02.jpg )
423074

>Fish
>Horse

Okay guys! What should I look for first? A FISH or a HORSE?
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No. 423075 ID: e894c0

a seahorse, duh.
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No. 423076 ID: 7c31d2

Time for fishing!
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No. 423078 ID: 42491f
File 133984771316.jpg - (86.97KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_03_0002-02.jpg )
423078

>Fish

Okay! Time to catch some FISH!

I live in the middle of the desert! Where should I go fishing first?
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No. 423079 ID: e894c0

that stick looks like one of them things that lead you to the nearest source of water, no?
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No. 423080 ID: 12c19f

>>423075
That's like killing two birds with one stone.

Or growing one fish with two hooves! Yes.

You need seahorses.
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No. 423081 ID: 42491f
File 133985065496.jpg - (55.60KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0003-10.jpg )
423081

Yes! I will catch a SEAHORSE! I don't know what a SEAHORSE is but it sounds like it's a FISH and a HORSE at the same time! Yay!

>Water

I already know where the closest water is!
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No. 423082 ID: c569f6
File 133985068697.jpg - (80.49KB , 500x500 , stickfarm_03_0003-05.jpg )
423082

There's the pond where the AQUIFER lives but it said it didn't have any fish in there.
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No. 423083 ID: 42491f
File 133985079180.jpg - (112.94KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_03_0003-03.jpg )
423083

And there's this little PUDDLE!

Gosh these things have gotten big.
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No. 423084 ID: 3b654b

>>423083
Plant a puddle plant?
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No. 423087 ID: 886a4d

Maybe the puddle is an ocean plant already but it doesn't have room to grow... we should find a large depression for it... a very large one. Maybe a valley?
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No. 423092 ID: 42491f
File 133985565367.jpg - (114.57KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_03_0004-03.jpg )
423092

>Maybe the puddle is an ocean plant already but it doesn't have room to grow...

YES! Of course!

>We should find a large depression for it... a very large one.

Ooh I know!
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No. 423093 ID: c569f6
File 133985567922.jpg - (57.54KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0004-14a.jpg )
423093

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No. 423094 ID: c569f6
File 133985569820.jpg - (60.60KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0004-14b.jpg )
423094

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No. 423095 ID: 42491f
File 133985580428.jpg - (57.75KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0004-14c.jpg )
423095

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No. 423096 ID: 42491f
File 133985582936.jpg - (59.51KB , 500x501 , stickfarm_03_0004-13.jpg )
423096

How about this one?
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No. 423098 ID: 886a4d

Hmm a bit small for an entire ocean but it will be an excellent lake... lets move the puddle!
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No. 423101 ID: 8c9e3c

yes. now go to the puddle.

I wonder if you can just... sort of reach inside and... take it.
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No. 423106 ID: 886a4d

If that doesn't work there should be some way of waterproofing the cart. If all else fails you can go buy a tarp. Or a bucket.
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No. 423119 ID: 42491f
File 133986225203.jpg - (121.14KB , 501x500 , stickfarm_03_0005-03.jpg )
423119

I just reach inside and take it.

It fits in my pocket if I take everything else out!
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No. 423120 ID: c569f6
File 133986227847.jpg - (54.38KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0005-10.jpg )
423120

TO THE HOLE!
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No. 423121 ID: c569f6
File 133986230164.jpg - (63.58KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0005-14a.jpg )
423121

Climbing down here is hard! I don't know what this stuff is but it's all hard and slippery and
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No. 423122 ID: c569f6
File 133986232268.jpg - (59.25KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0005-14b.jpg )
423122

whoops
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No. 423123 ID: c569f6
File 133986234667.jpg - (56.29KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0005-15.jpg )
423123

Okay guys. I think I planted it.
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No. 423125 ID: 132b99

push the little drop into the bigger part. then i think it's good.
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No. 423128 ID: 8c9e3c

okay. how the hell are you going to get out of there?
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No. 423129 ID: 42491f
File 133986481227.jpg - (62.18KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0006-15.jpg )
423129

Okay! I squished it together and now it's just one PUDDLE! I'll leave it here to grow!
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No. 423130 ID: c569f6
File 133986484620.jpg - (59.84KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0006-14a.jpg )
423130

>How the hell are you going to get out of there?

Um.
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No. 423131 ID: 886a4d

Alright now to leave... I hope you just didn't land in someones mouth though.
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No. 423132 ID: 42491f
File 133986493646.jpg - (64.84KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0006-14b.jpg )
423132

I don't know! There's nothing to climb on! I have water on my hands and now this stuff is even more slippery than before!

Oh no!
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No. 423133 ID: fa9f7e

>>423132
Punch the walls until they develop holes. Put feet in holes and repeat until you can jump out.
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No. 423134 ID: 132b99

dry your hands off then get a running start at a different side.
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No. 423137 ID: 886a4d

Pity you left everything behind, another bird lure would be perfect. See if theres anything else in the depression besides you and the puddle.
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No. 423139 ID: 8c9e3c

clearly the only solution left is to bury yourself alive so you can grow big enough to get out of here.

or you could shout for help. that might work too. if you're a bore.
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No. 423144 ID: c569f6
File 133986748814.jpg - (57.03KB , 500x501 , stickfarm_03_0007-13.jpg )
423144

>Anything else in the depression

There's just this pointy thing in the middle. It's made of the same shiny stuff.
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No. 423145 ID: c569f6
File 133986754709.jpg - (69.85KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0007-14a.jpg )
423145

>Punch the walls until they develop holes.

Ow ow ow

This stuff is REALLY hard.
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No. 423146 ID: c569f6
File 133986758223.jpg - (70.46KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0007-14b.jpg )
423146

>Get a running start at a different side.
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No. 423148 ID: c569f6
File 133986768909.jpg - (72.09KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0007-14c.jpg )
423148

While I'm sliding down again a head comes over the edge and says What are you doing in my hole.
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No. 423149 ID: 132b99

ask what his hole is doing on your farm!
but really, explain you didn't know this was someone else's. and you planted a puddle so it would grow into a lake.
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No. 423151 ID: 927efa

He wants to steal your puddle. You have to be sly about this!
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No. 423154 ID: 12c19f

Explain to him you were looking for a place to plant a lake.

...Uh you probably should get out of there before the puddle starts growing.
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No. 423161 ID: 8c9e3c

trying to get out. maybe he wants to help? some help would be nice.
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No. 423434 ID: 42491f
File 133994026846.jpg - (67.83KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0008-14a.jpg )
423434

I tell the head I'm trying to get out! Maybe it could help!

It says Why were you in there.

I say I had to plant a LAKE.
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No. 423435 ID: c569f6
File 133994028945.jpg - (76.61KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0008-14b.jpg )
423435

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No. 423436 ID: c569f6
File 133994037146.jpg - (76.08KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0008-15a.jpg )
423436

Look guys! It grew already!
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No. 423437 ID: c569f6
File 133994039170.jpg - (36.54KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0008-15b.jpg )
423437

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No. 423439 ID: c569f6
File 133994058915.jpg - (75.96KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0008-15c.jpg )
423439

The guy with the rock belt says this is a VERY SMALL LAKE but he has decided it is ACCEPTABLE!

I say it's going to grow a lot and he says that is EVEN MORE ACCEPTABLE!

But he will have to make the GNOMON taller.
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No. 423448 ID: 132b99

ask what a GNOMON is, and if you can see it.
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No. 423453 ID: 771d02

maybe we can help him with it for allowing us to grow the lake and also not drown in it.
>>
No. 423464 ID: 771d02

also, I looked up what a gnomon is and apparently this place is a huge sundial.
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No. 423483 ID: d40eee

mmh... how do we get out the hole?^^
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No. 423491 ID: 42491f
File 133995006214.jpg - (65.84KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0009-16a.jpg )
423491

>Sundial

He says YES! It is a SUNDIAL! He can use it to tell the time! When the GNOMON casts a shadow he knows it is DAYTIME and when it doesn't he knows it is NIGHTTIME!

Except sometimes the MOON comes out and messes up everything. He's still working on that.
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No. 423492 ID: 42491f
File 133995009637.jpg - (79.42KB , 501x501 , stickfarm_03_0009-16b.jpg )
423492

He walks up the side of the GNOMON and starts pulling blobs off of it.

I ask him if he can help me get out of the hole.

He says Can't you climb out?
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No. 423496 ID: d40eee

So he is a modeler, someone who alters the appearance of the landscape itself wile you are a gardener trying to grow something... anything... everything...
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No. 423501 ID: 771d02

we can't shape stone! or whatever this is. only grow things.
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No. 423515 ID: 132b99

we are a farmer not a land molder.
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No. 423519 ID: 927efa

Switch to this guy. He's way more awesome than some stupid stick farmer.
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No. 423530 ID: 42491f
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423530

I say I can't make my feet stick like he does.

>Switch to this guy. He's way more awesome.

Yes he is! But I don't think he can hear you guys. He only answers when I talk.

>Modeler
>Land molder
>Guy

I ask who he is and he says he's a GEOLOGIST! He used to be a SAND GEOLOGIST but now he's a GLASS GEOLOGIST which is better.

The GEOLOGIST says he will make me an ELEGANT BAROQUE STAIRCASE so I can get out!
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No. 423531 ID: 42491f
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423531

Then he says wait no he doesn't have time for that.
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No. 423532 ID: 42491f
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423532

I'm out! And my PUDDLE is planted! Should I ask anything else before I go home?
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No. 423534 ID: 09e5bf

Ask if he has seen any fish anywhere.
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No. 423535 ID: 771d02

ask if he's be okay with fish swimming in his new future lake-sundial.
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No. 423536 ID: 771d02

oh, and maybe an aquarium! the Aquifer said dead fish makes it sad so we gotta bring it live fish so we need an aquarium.
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No. 423547 ID: 927efa

As if you even need to ask! Everyone loves fishes swimming around their sundial!
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No. 423766 ID: c569f6
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423766

>Future lake sundial fish

The GEOLOGIST says he hasn't seen any FISH but that would be ACCEPTABLE!

I start to ask him about an AQUARIUM but he says Go away so he can concentrate.
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No. 423767 ID: c569f6
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423767

That's okay because I can probably carry FISH in my pocket if I put water around them. Back to the farm!
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No. 423768 ID: 42491f
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423768

Gosh this FRUIT is getting big.
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No. 423769 ID: 886a4d

How cute the Scarecrow budded!
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No. 423787 ID: 12c19f

Replant the scarecrow bud so it doesn't get stunted by its parent.
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No. 423793 ID: b85f8c

>>423768
I think it's time to bring in another harvest. Load up everything you can manage into your backpack and wheelbarrow, and just replant the rest where there's free space.
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No. 423806 ID: c569f6
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423806

>Move scarecrow
>Harvest everything

SCARECROW!
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No. 423808 ID: c569f6
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423808

MARBLES!
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No. 423809 ID: c569f6
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423809

CACTUS FRUIT!

ow ow ow
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No. 423810 ID: c569f6
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423810

COINS!
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No. 423811 ID: c569f6
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423811

TO THE STORE!
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No. 423812 ID: c569f6
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423812

The STOREKEEPER says he'll give me 1 COIN each for the MARBLES and CACTUS FRUIT! Plus I have 72 COINS that I just picked and 24 that I already had and I don't even know how many COINS that is anymore oh gosh guys what should I buy?
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No. 423814 ID: 3b654b

Planks of wood. Like, 2x4s. Then plant them in a wide square with a gap. It'll grow into a house!
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No. 423815 ID: 886a4d

You have 131 coins now. Ask what you can buy for that. Right now you need live fish, and more things to plant.

Your farm is starting to really blossom. Perhaps its time buy buy that Jeraff and a cart that it can pull.
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No. 423820 ID: b0d466

Some glass jars (for holding fish)
Some fish eggs (or seeds? Can you grow a fish tree?)
Some water plant seeds
some random seeds!
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No. 423841 ID: 771d02

>>423814

or just buy a house fruit. or a small tiny house toy.

buy transportation! how much for a car?
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No. 424123 ID: 9e3c3d

>>423820
Fish tree?! Fish tree!

We have to grow a fish tree!!
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No. 439171 ID: bbee3d
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439171

>House

I already have a HOUSE FRUIT! I just have to wait until it's ripe!

I guess I could get that other stuff though? Then I would have TWO HOUSES!

>Car

I don't know what a CAR is but I ask the STOREKEEPER. He says he has some CARS but he can't get them out of the BACK ROOM because the door is too small. And he doesn't know how they work.

>Fish tree!!

YES! That is the best way to get FISH!

I ask the STOREKEEPER if he has any FISH or FISH SEEDS. He says no but he does have a FISH BONES.

BONES come from FISH like SEEDS come from FRUIT so maybe they do the same thing?
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No. 439177 ID: ec9ba1

Even if they don't, bones are a handy crafting material!
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No. 439184 ID: b85f8c

>>439171
Sounds like a plan!

Also ask if he has any grass seeds. We're growing lots of trees but no grass!
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No. 439310 ID: 6e44d2

Let's get car seeds from his cars. Maybe keys are car seeds?
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No. 439374 ID: 5215e9

Jeraff is only 47 coins. Affordable now. Buy it!

As a plus, you can climb the jeraff's neck to reach high places! Like if some of your trees in the near future.

I bet if it's not long enough we can plant the jeraff for a while so it grows a bit higher.

Ask him if the jeraff comes with some kind of reins or we have to buy them separately.

Also ask him what kind of cart he has suitable for a jeraff to pull.

Dude, this is so awesome.
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No. 439635 ID: bbee3d
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439635

The FISH BONES are 2 COINS and the CAR KEYS are 9 COINS. I get one of each!

>Grass

I have some GRASS already but it's the same color as the SAND so it's hard to see!

The STOREKEEPER says he doesn't know where his GRASS SEEDS are anyway.
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No. 439636 ID: bbee3d
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439636

>Jeraff
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No. 439637 ID: bbee3d
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439637

>Jeraff and cart
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No. 439639 ID: 4a328b

BEST PURCHASE EVER

NOW GO PLANT SOME OF THOSE FISH BONES!
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No. 439658 ID: bf54a8

plant them near where the lake will grow. will probably need a lot of water to grow properly.
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No. 439665 ID: 180ec2

So... What would happen if you planted yourself?
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No. 439669 ID: b85f8c

>>439637
Aaahahhaa oh god, this quest.

Plant the fish bones near the aquifer's pond!
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No. 439679 ID: 5215e9

>>439665
He tried, it doesn't work. Seems like his supernatural powers to plant and grow anything do not include himself.
That's like, birth control Aquifer-style.
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No. 440185 ID: 4447b0

Now that we have a new bigger cart we should consider planting the old smaller cart and see if we can just keep growing bigger and bigger carts. We could also try seeing if we can grow other living things just dig a small hole and plant the Jeraffs hoof in it, we didn't have to plant the scarecrow too deep to get it to start budding. We can than harvest the buds when they're still small and sell toy sized Jeraffs to all the children.
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No. 488653 ID: acc9b6
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488653

>Plant FISH BONES

FISH BONES planted!
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No. 488654 ID: acc9b6
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488654

>Plant SMALL CART

SMALL CART planted!

>CAR seeds

CAR KEYS planted!
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No. 488655 ID: acc9b6
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488655

>Plant JERAFF

JERAFF planted!

But it keeps unplanting itself. I don't know if this will work guys.

>Sell toy sized Jeraffs to all the children

What are children?
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No. 488658 ID: 2accaa

They're like seeds, except you!
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No. 488670 ID: f8a43b

snip some hairs off of its tail and plant those. I'd tell you to plant a piece of its horns but how could you do that.
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No. 488683 ID: f2c20c

>>488670
I don't think we have anything to cut with.

>>488655
You know how when you plant something, smaller things start growing off it? Those are like children! Except children um... grow on their own, after they get big enough. I don't know how you guys reproduce, if you even do.

Anyway, uh. I have a question. Does anything you plant ever stop growing and producing fruit? Will our stick farm continue growing forever and take over the entire surface?!

Also have we planted a rock yet? Maybe we can go exploring while we wait for things to grow. Where can we explore?
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No. 488688 ID: 6a5a08

That's brilliant!

Plant self.
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No. 488694 ID: f2c20c

>>488688
>I can't plant my pocket because it's attached to me. I'd have to plant myself! But I tried that once and nothing happened.
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No. 488700 ID: 6a5a08

What if we cut out an eye and planted that?
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No. 488767 ID: 78c6ea

>>488700

Even if that did work, how would you put the eye fruits back in!?
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No. 488769 ID: 57a559

Fuck the ground
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No. 488802 ID: c31f72

>>488769
He doesn't have the stuff he needs to do that!
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No. 488870 ID: a19d72

try planting some dirt
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No. 488952 ID: f2c20c

>>488870
GENIUS.

Maybe we can plant some air while we're at it.
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No. 489185 ID: 6a5a08

>>488767
Don't ask me, I'm not a doctor.

>>488952
How about some water and fire to round out that elemental farm?
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No. 489188 ID: 91c1b3

>>489185
He already planted a puddle/lake.
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No. 504432 ID: bbee3d
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504432

>snip some hairs off of its tail and plant those.

I don't have anything to snip with so I just pick a hair instead. Wow this JERAFF can jump!
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No. 504433 ID: bbee3d
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504433

>Children
>They're like seeds, except you!

!!!
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No. 504434 ID: bbee3d
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504434

>Does anything you plant ever stop growing and producing fruit? Will our stick farm continue growing forever and take over the entire surface?!
I don't know! That would be cool but things mostly just grow up. I'd have to plant a lot of stuff to cover the whole world!

>try planting some dirt
>Maybe we can plant some air while we're at it.
>How about some water and fire to round out that elemental farm?
>Also have we planted a rock yet?

I already have DIRT and AIR and WATER and ROCKS! That's what a farm is!

No FIRE though. Where does FIRE come from?

>Maybe we can go exploring while we wait for things to grow. Where can we explore?

There are lots of places here! There's the STORE and the AQUIFER'S POND and the ALMOST A LAKE!

Also lots of MOUNTAINS!
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No. 504445 ID: c31f72

I've if you rub a couple wooden sticks together fast enough you could get some fire. You way need some dry grass to set on fire though.
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No. 504447 ID: f2c20c

>>504434
Fire comes from uh... rubbing two sticks together until they get really really hot? That could take ages though. Alternatively you can strike two particular types of rocks together to get sparks, which can set fire to dried leaves. Be careful though. Fire eats plants! And maybe could eat you. Fire is dangerous.

Maybe you can buy some? Anyway I wanna look around. Go check out the base of the mountains! We've already seen the top.

Are any of our plants easy to climb? We could plant some of those near the mountains so we can get up and down them easier.
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No. 504454 ID: 78c6ea

That... that jeraff is not coming down is he.
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No. 504551 ID: 943463

Your list had sheep on it. Ask the shopkeeper if he has any wool.
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No. 504552 ID: 943463

You have rocks and marbles, right? How good are you with your hands? Take a rock, and chip away at a large marble, trying to shape it into a cone. Then very gently scrape (don't hit) the material away from the inside of the cone, all the way through, with a small hole on the small end and a large hole on the large end. Take the result, and plant it. When its glass-cone fruit grows to the right size, you can take it to the shopkeeper, and he can hold the small end up to his ear to hear you better. You can also use it yourself: speak into the small end and you'll sound really loud.
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No. 504553 ID: 943463

Plant the shiny ring.
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No. 504554 ID: 943463

And don't forget to plant that jeraff hair.
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No. 504583 ID: 974e61

pluck a spike from that spiky plant and plant it. maybe you'll grow a spike plant instead of a spiky plant.
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No. 504954 ID: ad199c

Lets plant a whole mountain range on the edge of the farm to the north.
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No. 505382 ID: f9c57a

Next time you're at the store, ask the storekeeper if he has matches or a lighter, so you can make fire. Also, see if he has a map of the area.
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No. 505466 ID: 943463

Easy enough to start a fire with a marble and the sun.
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No. 506256 ID: c15bbc

>>505466
I, uh, I dunno if this guy has the patience for that. Particularly since marbles aren't optimally shaped for that.
Ooh, but it would still be AWESOME if we could get the glass geologist to make us a huge lens! We could burn/melt/vaporize stuff SO HARD.
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No. 506320 ID: 68bbc5

>>506256
Genius! Get the Glass Geologist to make us a big lens, and then we can plant the fire!
Just, uh, plant it far away from all your other plants.
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