You are in DARK, comrade!

You are likely to be eaten by Grue!

In your HOUUUUSE

Space.

Trout 2012/04/01(Sun)09:59 No. 397630 ID: a43a6c
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Нет, is not house!
Is very dark though.

Да, I am in space! Space is feeling very weird!

Go LEFT! It is likely that SPACE hides the VODKA in the LEFT side!

Rest easy knowing that now, the space race is won.

>>397630
Fumble around blindly.

Trout 2012/04/01(Sun)10:14 No. 397644 ID: a43a6c
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ДА! Mother Russia has beaten capitalist to space! Is glorious day for all Russians! I am thinking!

I am going left. There is being vodka! Славный водки!

Drink while poking the galaxy. Or is that like, really far away?

Drink the galaxy!

>>397703
No! share vodka amongst the stars in the galaxy for maximum COMMUNIST APPRECIATION!

Drink the vacuum! Is most delicious.

Pour SUSPICIOUS, POSSIBLY CAPITALIST drink over SUSPICIOUS, POSSIBLY CAPITALIST galaxy. Will teach life lesson.

>>397644
Ride Vodka into galaxy, drink gas giant!

Trout 2012/04/01(Sun)12:23 No. 397724 ID: a43a6c
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Да! I take drink, share good vodka with entire galaxy in name of Communism! Stalin would be proud!

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"Да, Sero, I am proud."
Father Stalin?!
"You have pleased me and the vodka gods with your service in the name of Communism. We shall now bestow upon you a boon to assist you in your duty to bring Communism to all workers."
Невероятно!

"Would you prefer Power, Strength. or Technology?"

Wait a second.. Only a Capitalist deals in absolutes!

That's not Stalin! Hell, that's probably not even a vodka god!

Punch him with your face!

>>397725
Tell him that as long as you have vodka you don't need any of those boons. Instead they should be shared among all of the people of the universe, creating a true class-less utopia!

>>397725
Technology is the only of these than can be shared with your comrades without lessening it, since it is not zero-sum.

>>397745
AGREED!

Say technology but only if you can share it equally with all peoples.

>>397751
Technology is information, which can be shared freely to better the life of all! MAXIMUM RUSSIA!

ALL OF IT EQUALLY. IT IS THE ONLY CORRECT AANSWER.