Turn on the lights good sir. We cannot adventure without proper lighting.

I say! Might you be a good chap and light a match?

Activate dark vision.

You are likely to be eaten by a grue!

DuNe 2012/03/31(Sat)00:42 No. 397317 ID: 27d278
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>>397301
Sure, just let me open my eyes and... Oh... Duh...
Damn it's bright outside, no need for lights.

DuNe 2012/03/31(Sat)01:20 No. 397324 ID: 27d278
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Well, I'm conscious, sadly. So I should jump to what's on my mind... Who the hell are you?

Things are gonna get interesting soon, we're here to help!

We are the Great Spirits, come to guide you!

Nah, just kidding. We're dream figments of your booze-addled mind. Go drink some water and head back to sleep. You'll feel better when you wake up.

DuNe 2012/03/31(Sat)01:55 No. 397329 ID: 27d278
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>"Blah blah blah Spirits, blah blah blah blah![/b]

Blah blah blah, blah blah booze-addled mind. Go drink some water and head back to sleep. You'll feel better when you wake up."

Yeah, that sounds about right. Have to go downstairs though, no room service. I'll leave my cloak. And these things, that are going to get interesting... Are they related to that grue thing?

Just asking...

when you start hear us, a grue is the last of your problem...

Yeah, bad things are gonna happen soon.
But hey, we can get you your own harem!

DuNe 2012/03/31(Sat)02:11 No. 397341 ID: 27d278
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So that's a no then?...
A harem?... Maybe, not now though...

Well, I'm down, head still fucking hurts, and the place is damn near empty. It usually has a lot more people. I wonder what's up?

So long ears, what and who are we? Yanno, just making sure we have our identity straight.

Loreia 2012/03/31(Sat)02:31 No. 397344 ID: 27d278
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What's 'yanno'? Anyways, I guess this is the part where I tell you my life story. Well, I suck at writing.

"Water please."

"Ya', here you go"

Anyways, I'm Loreia, I'm a Kokanzo, and I've mostly been traveling, though current plans are to travel to a small town where a friend of mine's is staying. You see, she'll be giving birth soon, she wants me to be there. That satisfy you?

>>397344
i'm ok whit it

Loreia 2012/03/31(Sat)03:10 No. 397347 ID: 27d278
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Hmm, so this is what tan tastes like...

I'm still concerned about the lack of persons... Maybe I should ask that human over there? As long as their rage switch isn't set to minor that is.

>>397347
Humans have a rage switch? And sure lets go talk to him, since strangers are just friends you haven't met yet.

Oh yeah, and Loreia vision activate. Loreia 2012/03/31(Sat)03:54 No. 397350 ID: 27d278
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>>397348

Doesn't everyone? Anyways, I'm over here now, with HER, and her attention. Now what?

>>397350
Just ask her where all the people are, maybe its a holiday and there is a big party somewhere?

what does lorea vision do?

(1/2) Loreia 2012/03/31(Sat)05:07 No. 397356 ID: 27d278
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Hmm, yes, I should probably tell you about my vision problems first... You see, apparently, the colors I see aren't what they really are...

(2/2) Loreia 2012/03/31(Sat)05:15 No. 397357 ID: 27d278
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"So, human, why is no one here?"

"Huh? Oh... You are referring to... Well, you see, we have some bad company outside. Nothing special, your average Raider-wannabe... But..."

"But?..."

"The town was rigged with explosives, I don't know how no one saw them do it, but, that's the case. No one wants to make a move, especially since we don't know where they're located."

"You are joking, yes?"

Damn, she's looking away... I've dealt with guys like these before, I'm not going anywhere without dealing with them, their choice not mine... She seems to know an awful lot... Shall we go probing?

yes, probe her. with your tongue.

>>397358
we also, obviusly, try to hook with everithing that move

Loreia 2012/03/31(Sat)06:00 No. 397362 ID: 27d278
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>>397358
>>397361

Esqu Ma? Why would I do any of those? I don't even have a strap on. I meant information.

nothing is free, i was proposing a trade. you probe her and she tells you what's up.
but if you want to go the boring way... ask if any of them seemed to be holding a trigger.

[Animuerted] Loreia 2012/03/31(Sat)06:38 No. 397367 ID: 27d278
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>>397364

Ghe, you, I'm just recovering from a hangover, give me a break!... Seriously though, what did you mean by "hook"?

"Anyways, uh..."

"Eclipse."

"Yeah, whatever, were any of-"

"Yes they were. The guy holding it is basically a shark. No brains whatsoever. Get the trigger, save the town, blah blah blah, sleep peacefully."

"How did you... Nevermind, not important."

Well... I should grab my stuff then shouldn't I?

>>397367
she can read your thoughts...maybe

first jam your tongue down her throat as thanks. then get you stuff. and "hook up" means "get together" as in "have sex"

>>397367
So, what skills/abilities we have? Are we a good figher? Diplomat? Seducer?

Yeah, get your stuff, let's be a big damn hero.

Hey you said you were giving birth soon, but you don't look pregnant. What's up with that?

>>397384
It was her friend who was giving birth.

Loreia 2012/03/31(Sat)17:23 No. 397462 ID: 02cbc6
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>>397369
No, if she can read thoughts, imagine what else she can do.

>>397384
You're stupid to even ask that.

>>397371
I'll tell you in a second, be right back.

>>397462
Oh YEAH? Well you're a GIRL!

And now for a change of pace Kompromiss 2012/03/31(Sat)17:47 No. 397464 ID: 02cbc6
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Shit I'm cornered... How should I counter this?

>AGGRESSIVE (Directly attack RAGE w/ chance of lowering MORALE)

>INSULT (If successful may break opponent's WILL for a turn as will as raise RAGE and lower MORALE)

>COMPLIMENT (Next successful INSULT will have increased effect)

compliment. insult then attack.

>>397466
this

>>397466
Yeah this one sounds like the most awesome course of action.

Phase 1 >Kompromiss Kompromiss 2012/04/01(Sun)16:14 No. 397854 ID: 27d278
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Let's start with the compliment first...

"[b]I LOVE THE WAY YOUR HELMET HAIR SWAYS IN THE WIND![b]"

"Aw, shucks..."

Phase 1> Goon Kompromiss 2012/04/01(Sun)16:17 No. 397859 ID: 27d278
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GOON TURN

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? "

"... What?"

Intermission, choose next action. Kompromiss 2012/04/01(Sun)16:18 No. 397861 ID: 27d278
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Okay uh... What was the plan again?... Seriously...

>>397861
INSULT.

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

>>397863
Honestly, this goes without saying. It's not as though anyone has really been far as decided to use even go want to do look LESS like. That would be retarded.

Phase 2 >Kompromiss Kompromiss 2012/04/01(Sun)19:40 No. 398008 ID: 27d278
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YOUR TURN

"Honestly, this goes without saying. It's not as though anyone has really been far as decided to use even go want to do look LESS like. That would be retarded."

[color=blue]GOON DID A DOUBLE TAKE!

Intermission, choose next action. Kompromiss 2012/04/01(Sun)19:43 No. 398009 ID: 27d278
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Jeez I suck with coding today
-----
Goon missed his turn

Shall we finish this?

okay now while he is reeling, AGGRESSIVE!

>>398009
Lets get some aggression going!

Phase 3 > Kompromiss Kompromiss 2012/04/02(Mon)17:22 No. 398237 ID: 27d278
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Right then, let us do this...

>AGGRESSIVE

"Dude, lay off. You're only fucking with us because you couldn't SAVE YOUR SON"

"Jason... JASON... JAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSOOOOOOOOOOON!!"

GOON WAS DEFEATED

"Lol."

Battle End. Result = VICTORY Kompromiss 2012/04/02(Mon)17:25 No. 398238 ID: 27d278
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Whew, I guess I was a bit rusty. That's for helping me out there, whoever you are...

I guess it's time to ex-SHAUN!-...ecute the next plan

beep

...
Press A to Shaun

And now back to our irregularly scheduled program Loreia 2012/04/03(Tue)18:33 No. 398545 ID: 27d278
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"Damn it, how can a game with two buttons be so hard..."

>>398545
It's because you suck. Weren't you on the way to save this stupid town?

Loreia 2012/04/03(Tue)19:32 No. 398554 ID: 27d278
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Huh? Oh, uh, right...

Say, did not you ask me about some thing earlier, about stats or something?

>>398554
Yes. What can you DO?

Loreia 2012/04/03(Tue)20:20 No. 398567 ID: 27d278
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Okay, okay, here.

I don't know what that clear part is for on the graph, it's just there... Why are my abilities limited by this page anyways?... You guys know something about this?

>>398567

The clear part is obviously some form of overdrive. Power, speed, stamina, special go up, defense goes down. How to activate it, no clue.

That's your potential for growth, stupid. You have very high growth for Special and Speed, high growth for Stamina, medium growth for Power, shitty growth for Defense, and NO growth for mana.

Wait, you have objectophilia? Seriously? What kind of inanimate objects?

Anyway looks like you are mostly a speed-based physical fighter but later on you might be able to use... well, I dunno if Special only counts for magic stuff. If it works with abilities that don't use mana that'd be great. If it's only magic power, then I guess it'd be useful for single casts when it counts.

How strong is that gun?

>>398571
Ehhhh I suppose that's possible too...

(1/3) Loreia 2012/04/06(Fri)13:38 No. 399025 ID: 27d278
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Okay, out the window we go like a boss... That is how it goes right?

>>398572
I won't tell.

I don't remember how strong the gun is, I don't use it too much as I have received it recently.

(2/3) Loreia 2012/04/06(Fri)13:39 No. 399026 ID: 27d278
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POMF!

(3/3) Loreia 2012/04/06(Fri)13:40 No. 399027 ID: 27d278
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Yeah, alright I am here... Uh... What the hell is...

Anyways, because you seem to be the deciding factor in my head, what should we do next?

join that threeway over there.

There's not much you can do, is there?

Begin search for Fatman.

It looks like an emotional argument. Is that really the only way you have to fight in this town?

Loreia 2012/04/08(Sun)18:11 No. 399536 ID: 02cbc6
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>>399034
No.

>>399127
He's right there.

>>399158
I do not know, I just got here... Not how I fight that's for sure.

Tap the hat man (KOMPROMISS) on the shoulder and politely ask if the whole "everything's gonna blow up" thing is taken care of yet.

Oh man, you're the BEST at finding things. Can you find my car keys for me?

Hands on hips. "And just what the FUCK is going on here?"

Loreia 2012/04/10(Tue)09:49 No. 400109 ID: 27d278
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>>399554
"Hey, what the fuck is going on here?!"

"Don't worry bystander, this situation will be cleared up soon, no need to get invo-"

"The fuck there is, you aren't doing anything!"

"... Hmm, I'll admit you're right... Say, you're one of those, uh... Kokoro things, aren't you?"

"... Kokanzo."

"Kimahri, right."

"That's not what I said at a-"

"Listen, I think, you could help me end this problem right here and now. But only if you agree to team up, Sound fair?"

>I don't know. I DO want to end this, but he's getting on my nerves... So, joint effort, or finish this on my own?

PARTY TIME!

Joint effort!

Loreia 2012/04/13(Fri)13:22 No. 400881 ID: 27d278
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>>400110

Zoe, this is taking too long...

Loreia 2012/04/13(Fri)13:23 No. 400882 ID: 27d278
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Alright, I'm in

Hah, great. Well in that case, he's the plan.

You're just gonna' write this in the sand?

Yes

Won't they see it?

No, okay so here's the fat guy-

Really?

Yes, shut up. And here's that weepy guy.

Did you just make him an "orz"?

Yes, I did, and here's the girl.

Fe~rimen, you're a horrible drawer.

This is sand, it's hard to draw in sand, especially when it's not wet.

Excuses, excuses.

Is that all you're going to do, insult me?

Probably, but go on, waye mozaufeza.

... I can tell that was an insult... Anyways, this is us, don't say shit, okay? When "THREE" is said, I'll shoot at her, in that distraction, you, go
and yoink the trigger-

Yoink?

Grab... out of his hand, he'll pull it out, trust me.

Ah, and after that?

Kick more ass than Chuck Norris... Figuratively of course.

[/i]Yemen[i], it's about time... Just one question.

Hmm, yeah?

Why, the hell is everyone frozen aro-

No no no. We... don't talk about that here... Just don't, okay?

>Fair enough... We got all that? We ready?

Sounds good.

Absoultely nothing could go wrong.

Kiss him you fool.

>>400882
Kick ass.

DuÑe!a1..dIzWW2 2012/05/22(Tue)19:28 No. 415221 ID: 067a04
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>>400895

oops I ate him

oh well

DuÑe!a1..dIzWW2 2012/05/22(Tue)19:28 No. 415222 ID: 067a04
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NOW I AM FREE

DuÑe!a1..dIzWW2 2012/05/22(Tue)19:29 No. 415223 ID: 067a04
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see this? This is the world

DuÑe!a1..dIzWW2 2012/05/22(Tue)19:29 No. 415224 ID: 067a04
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not anymore

BEST END

>>415224
waht

>>415224
the fuck?

Oh, okay.

Awww. I liked Hat Man. And this stream of nonsequitors.

> ID: 27d278
> ID: 067a04

>>415616

OH

MY

GOD

I THINK IT'S AN IMPOSTER

Loreia Shohkopon Moorferiza! DuNe 2012/08/26(Sun)12:57 No. 447971 ID: c1f108
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PATCH v1.02 INSTALLED

++CHANGELOG
------------
+Changed species from Kokanzo to Lonzo because the first sounds ass
+Graphics added
+Slower Loading times
+Progress
+Better future clothes
+Meta
+Beta
+Theta
+Nokinium
+Your Mom
+Milk & Cereal
+Cereal & Milk
+An actual plot after we get to that place we're supposed to be getting to, you know the one
+Covered up other problems
-Removed IdiomAlpha

DuNe 2012/08/26(Sun)13:00 No. 447974 ID: c1f108
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Okay, you got this? Anything you need me to go over?

Well maybe you could repe-

Good, on my count, we'll begin.

Bitch...

Use SPRING LOADED GUN on WHATEVER.

Use FIRE on HAT