>>378873
Who said this was a typo?
also, awesome picture!

RED 2012/01/10(Tue)04:16 No. 378920 ID: b1d135
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All this is too sudden for John, so he sticks to trying not to make any sudden movements and offering Curly more food.
C-curly?, John says. Do you want more?, John asks.

RED 2012/01/10(Tue)04:17 No. 378921 ID: b1d135
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Curly very slowly looks at him.
She asks if John has anything as delicious as this.

>>378921
... drop your pants and direct her gaze
"here's some hawt sausage you can try"


but seriously, give her the rice and try to see if you can chat her down from that crazy eating that she seems to have obtained

RED 2012/01/10(Tue)04:35 No. 378923 ID: b1d135
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John comes a little closer and offers Curly some rice.
He says he thinks it might be delicious, too.
Curly takes a look inside the pot and says that it doesn't look very delicious to her.
John can't handle this. He asks Curly why she's acting like this.
Curly says she has an appetite. So what?

Has she ever done this before?
How long have you even known her?

>>378923
Just put the rice down near her and then excuse yourself to go find some towels and napkins.

Curly, are you sick bro? It's just all that tomato looks like blood and you scarfed that shit fucking down. And it's a little crazy just how literally fast she scarfed it down. But then again, you parkour flip throughout the house like a goddamn ninja.

"Are.... are you going to eat me?"

what did she like about it? the tomatoes?

Wait you didn't accidentally substitute tomatoes for BLOOD OF A VIRGIN did you?

is one of curly's hobbies vampirism

john, tell us

>>378923
Hmm voracious apatite eh? Curly may actually be an Obayifo, a certain type of African vampire witch who can remotely suck blood from people and travel as a ball of light. Or she could be just pregnant.

RED 2012/01/14(Sat)02:00 No. 379733 ID: 9f7480
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This is certainly unusual behaviour. John has known Curly for about two months now and nothing like this has ever happened before.
John agrees that it looks like blood and very disconcerting.
John doesn't think vampirism is a possibility, though. He doesn't know all of Curly's hobbies, but he thinks they're all rather non-violent.
And vampires don't exist. John is sure of that, at least.

John sets dow the rice in front of Curly and just wants to excuse himself when curly says she doesn't want this stuff. Curly asks whether John has more the delicious stuff or not.
John says n-no?

RED 2012/01/14(Sat)02:01 No. 379734 ID: 9f7480
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Curly disappears through the front door.

RED 2012/01/14(Sat)02:01 No. 379735 ID: 9f7480
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This didn't go as well as John had hoped.

but... you still have tomatoes.

yep, we should of had sex with her

You see what fancy, untimely dinners can do? They fuck with your girlfriend's head, that's what. Swear by Saint BLT for life right now mister.

Saint BLT, descend from the heavens and grace this young fool, please. He may give you a special, holy BLT to cleanse the evil from your girlfriend. Or we go get some new tomatoes and make a high-quality BLT then go get it blessed at a church. We have psycho girlfriend hunting to do and we're gonna jam it into her hungry, gaping maw.

Red Mystery 2012/01/18(Wed)12:15 No. 380692 ID: faea08
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First Story

RED 2012/01/18(Wed)12:17 No. 380694 ID: faea08
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John is lost in thought. Curly's weird behaviour earlier was so shocking, so weird, that John can't figure out what to do.
On the one hand, he's hurt. On the other, he's worried. Why did she act like this?
He can't wrap his enormous head around it.

>>380692

...make some more of that RED SEAFOOD-TOMATO-SAUCE.

RED 2012/01/18(Wed)12:34 No. 380705 ID: faea08
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Not much later, John has finished another batch of Langostinos Ve-whateverthehell.
This is much less fun all of a sudden.

>>380705
Taste it yourself.

if it checks out then lace it with knock out drugs so when curly eats it she passes out so you can take er to a hospital or something.

>>380709

Test it on an HUMANELY TREATED RODENT

RED 2012/01/18(Wed)12:55 No. 380723 ID: faea08
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John doesn't have access to a humanely treated rodent, so he tests it on himself.
It's delicious. He doesn't think he'd wanna be gobbling it all up without rice to go with it, though.

He doesn't want to spike the sauce for three reasons: One: it'd be a waste of perfectly good food. Two: it'd be immoral. Three: He wouldn't know how to.

Hospital sounds like a good idea to him though. Curly could be seriously unwell!

tell Curly you'll give her some delicious if she agrees to be checked out.

no, let her smell it and then parkour to the hospital.

>>380755
This option is needlessly complicated

Lets do it

>>380761
Yes, it also make a high speed parkour chase possible. At least if she chases us for the delicious food.

Given that she's totally now a vampyyre she probably has supyrrhumyyn ryflexxes. Can you possibly hope to compete against that? Nothing to be done about it. Go!

You've just tasted it, right?

So your mouth would taste like delicious, right?

Go, John, parkour for makeout city!

>>381701

I like the way you think.

RED 2012/02/07(Tue)00:36 No. 384979 ID: 92e579
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John thinks that baiting Curly into getting a check-up with more food is a pretty good idea. The way to Curly's house is quite the trek however. Under normal circumstances he could take the subway, but no subways are going at this hour, so he'll have to march through the cold on foot.
What he'd do for love.

John gets all dressed up in his fluffiest, warmest clothes and heads out.

RED 2012/02/07(Tue)00:36 No. 384980 ID: 92e579
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The streets are mostly empty at this time of day.

RED 2012/02/07(Tue)00:38 No. 384981 ID: 92e579
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John finally arrives at Curly's house. Seems she's still up, judging from the lights. John is unsure how to approach this situation. He needs a good plan. This is important!

just sneak in from a window chick love that, if shes in the room your sneaking into engage in a musical

parkour the shit into her house.

>>384983
>>385005

That's a terrible idea.

Leave a trail of food from her door so she'll have to stop to eat it before continuing to chase you. Knock, then run.

RED 2012/02/07(Tue)11:05 No. 385055 ID: 92e579
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John doesn't want Curly to eat from the ground... At least not much. First he parkour!s over the gate.

RED 2012/02/07(Tue)11:06 No. 385056 ID: 92e579
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He leaves a little bit of food in front of the door. This won't make her sicker than she already is, he reckons.

RED 2012/02/07(Tue)11:07 No. 385057 ID: 92e579
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And here we go! John knocks and runs like hell, gripping the pot as hard as he can.

RED 2012/02/07(Tue)11:07 No. 385058 ID: 92e579
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And he's out of the garden before Curly even makes it to the door.

RED 2012/02/07(Tue)11:09 No. 385059 ID: 92e579
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John runs. He is fairly certain he can outrun Curly any day. he turns his head to see how far behind she is.

Curly is not very far behind.

OH DEAR GOD LOOKING BEHIND WHILE RUNNING FROM HER IS LIKE LOOKING DOWN WHILE CLIMBING A 10000 METER CLIFF UNSECURED

RUN FORREST RUN

>>385059
Run faster, and through obstacles that you can parkour through that will slow her down.

Consider leaving a drop or two to distract her.

Fences! There have to be fences to climb somewhere! You can climb fences with a heavy pot, right?

why the heck are we running, she obviusly is crying and want's you to stop running. Now stop running and let her catch up to eat you. We are just being jerks by running away

>>385364

Oui, I agree. John has parkour! skills on hand. Be a NOT-ASS and check on her first.