Jesus.

Jay Coldheart

Gedout Ofhere.

Suggestion 2011/11/15(Tue)20:29 No. 365993 ID: baf403
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Fritz

Ivan vodka

>>365993
Second

Plain Jane

>>365993
Let's do this.

damned yellow fairies killed the last Fritz, we need a spare.

>>365994
You know how many "Vodka"s there are in the zone? Go with the first thing some one calls you.

>>365993
That's the right one.

>>365993
or Peace.

Lobster Eyes

Ivan Chesnokov.

>>366091
Seconding

Nyar 2011/11/16(Wed)15:04 No. 366113 ID: 56cdd5
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Your vaguely Russian brain produces the absolutely non-Russian name Fritz. You believe your peers will appreciate how foreign it sounds. You do need a last name of sorts, and from the list you thought up, you pick Jane.


What will you do now, Fritz Jane?

>>366113
Become the greatest S.T.A.L.K.E.R. the world has ever known. You will need weapons.

Yes! Inventory check!

>>366113
Convince anyone around you that despite having Jane as a last name you are NOT a girl

>>366126
Secretly, be a girl.

Oh, and WATCH OUT! TREE ANOMALY BEHIND YOU!

>>366140
But super secretly just be a boy who looks like a girl pretending to be a boy.

>>366120
Quick how much vodka do we have?

No! I'm fed up with this gender nonsense!
Secretly be a Giant Space Flea from Nowhere!

Nyar 2011/11/16(Wed)18:45 No. 366175 ID: 56cdd5
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You use a ton of willpower to visualize an abstract representation of the contents of your backpack. You could have used your PDA, but you don't know that yet.

You have weapons. Weapon. Strapped to your back is your trusty AKM-72, and by trusty you mean to imply that it's in such a terrible condition that you don't expect it to protect you at all, but you hear that's how all guns are in The Zone. You have a total of one (1) medkit and a decent but perhaps not respectable amount of vodka. You have no ammunition except the ones in your weapon magazine.

>>366175
Look around and see if you can trade someone ammo for vodka.

>>366176
Wait! Trading ammo FOR vodka or vice versa? Because both are good ideas, depending on how Russian you are.

>>366175

Look for a fat guy in an underground shelter, and see if he sells anything.

Nyar 2011/11/19(Sat)19:31 No. 366567 ID: 6e5252
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You don't have too many rubles to barter with, should a fat guy in a bunker be found anywhere around. It seems you'll have to resort to the 'trade-vodka-for-ammo-or-vice-versa' plan for now.


Hey, perhaps that guy over there wants to trade?

>>366567
Pssh he looks like a pushover. You should try and mug that guy.

>>366567

He looks like an amateur trader. With enough clever negotiation, I think you could make him give you all his stuff for free.

Let's look for anyone else around first so we don't wind up trading blood for spent ammo or stained teeth.

Like an insect attracted to the flame... Go on! Maybe we can meet with his last client!

wait, sniper...it's a sniper strategy to left a body on a field

>>366567
If he's still alive, use the medkit. He will become forever indebted to you. Trust me on this.

Take his vodka, use it to avoid any snipers.

>>366567

steal from him

>>366697

As he said, the sniper is properly still around. I suggest that you lie down fast as possibly. Pull out our weapons and start looking around in your surrounding to see any possibly threats.

[quicksave]

Wait! That's Frank! All clear, guys! Good old Frank just love them tomatoes! You see, he probably succeeded in making his brew with tomatoes!