>Acquire better graphics. A gentleman of your calibre deserves more than pixels.

Czar_Or_Something 2011/10/01(Sat)20:32 No. 354746 ID: 4071be
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And you are currently on this planet attempting to erect another store. Please suggest an action.

>You seem like a fancy man. Do you have any.. fancy interests to your fancy that you know of to start a shop about?

Know what time it is?
TEA TIME!

Talk dirty to the store, that should get it erect.

Czar_Or_Something 2011/10/01(Sat)20:46 No. 354761 ID: 4071be
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>>354751
But of course! Nothing is more useless than that of the fancy variety!
>>354757
Tea-time has sadly come and gone. But, do not despair, for there will be others.

obviously we should order a useless ancient artifact to show off in our useless fancy store. You should have it built by the time it arrives.

Enter store. Or Erict it if the door behind isn't the store. Just mail order for an instant drop store as well as the artifact.

>>354786

Just one? Have a hundred!

>>354761
Come up wit some really wanky modern artistic bullshit. Like the door to your next store being 'interprative' or 'imaginary.'

Herpenderp 2011/10/01(Sat)21:40 No. 354810 ID: 4071be
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>>354786
Done. And no, that isn't my store. I don't know what it is. Come to think of it, it's the only thing I've seen since I've arrived.

Herpenderp 2011/10/01(Sat)21:44 No. 354813 ID: 4071be
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Wonder why that is.

Herpenderp 2011/10/01(Sat)21:51 No. 354816 ID: 4071be
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No matter. The store is finished. What should I do now? Organize the store, or check out what I would assume to be my competition?

Check the competition. That way you know what to sell.

Herpenderp 2011/10/01(Sat)22:11 No. 354824 ID: 4071be
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Sounds like a solid idea.

Herpenderp 2011/10/01(Sat)22:16 No. 354828 ID: 4071be
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... Oh dear.

>>354829
Close that fucking door, Herpenderp!

Herpenderp 2011/10/02(Sun)09:57 No. 354918 ID: 909c96
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Well, that's rather odd. It would appear to be an Elder God of some sort.

>"BOW BEFORE ME, MORTAL ASSWAGON! OR I SHALL MAKE YOU."

>>354918
This dude clearly doesn't know who he is talking to. Inform him of who you are and then school his ass in trying to challenge his superiors.

"Apologies, I seem to have entered the wrong door."

Then go and sell some elder gods of your own.

Your better than Rudy Mann and he punched this guy's daddy so hard his eyes burst.
Squish this motherfucker so his guts wring out of his eyeballs. His stuffed, plushy, foamy, white guts.

Herpenderp 2011/10/02(Sun)10:14 No. 354922 ID: 909c96
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>>354919
YOU ARE RIGHT! FUCK CTHULHU, I AM H.R HERPENDERP! GET OUT HERE, YOU MONGREL!

Herpenderp 2011/10/02(Sun)10:20 No. 354924 ID: 909c96
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自身のスーパー死キック!!!!!!!! (Lit. Super Death Kick of Ownage)

Lets now check for any damage caused by the attack...?

I just noticed the changed ID.

>>354926
Excellent, now that the competition has been dealt a surely fatal blow you can go back to your easy lifestyles of tea and whores.

Herpenderp 2011/10/02(Sun)12:45 No. 354999 ID: 909c96
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Hmm. Don't know my own strength.

Herpenderp 2011/10/02(Sun)12:52 No. 355005 ID: 909c96
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I would assume that this is the infinite vacuum of space, but... I don't know, something doesn't feel right...

Herpenderp 2011/10/02(Sun)13:07 No. 355015 ID: 909c96
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No, this isn't right at all.

>>355015
There are big weird spooky eyes behind you. Quickly poke them!

Herpenderp 2011/10/02(Sun)16:10 No. 355086 ID: 909c96
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"Oh, hello there. How are you doing this fine evening?"

>"Intriguing. It seems Soc-Maballse was defeated by a mere mortal. Well, a former mortal, anyway."

"Formally a mortal, but always a badass. Wait, what sort of a not mortal am I? On a scale from dead to deity?"

>>355086
Tell them you are but a man!

Possibly the most awesome and hardcore man in existance, but still just a man.

SoqWizard'sdad 2011/10/02(Sun)18:37 No. 355166 ID: 0448b9
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Oh balls yes.

Herpenderp 2011/10/06(Thu)18:57 No. 356440 ID: 909c96
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It has been an inordinate number of days since I arrived here. Absolutely nothing has happened. At all. If I were a man of lesser constitution, I would be really weirded out right now.

Herpenderp 2011/10/06(Thu)19:02 No. 356441 ID: 909c96
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>"Oh, hey, you still here? Sorry, we were playing Black Ops. We had it installed directly into our eyes. We're Elder Gods, we can do these things. Anyway, as I was saying, you are a former-mortal. But make no mistake. You are not dead."

Ask them if they camped in the corner the entire time that you were waiting.

"Are you going to explain exactly what they entails, or would you prefer that I determine the specifics via a game of 20 or more questions?"

>>356441
Claim that you are their superior in all games.

Make friends with these beings or something.

Challenge them to a COD-off.