>>335073
Yeah, seriously. That was possession to a T.

Did you have any Ghost types at work that didn't like you? Maybe you should talk to Bowser some more, he seems kinda frazzled.

>>335033
Dude, from the sounds of it he was possessed by some demon douche who wanted you out of the way to put on the gay moves on your boos or something, and that shit can't stand. Better get a holy type in here, or atleast a psionic one.

Voltorb 2011/08/04(Thu)08:17 No. 336441 ID: 622db4
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>>335034
>>335035
(WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
>>335071
WHAT
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE FREE BARS
THAT'S A THING RIGHT?
>>335037
DEAL WITH IT
>>335073
>>335089
>>335107
SHIT I DON'T KNOW
EVERYONE LOVED THE 'TORB
WHICH WAS THE NICKNAME I WAS KICKING AROUND THAT NOBODY REALLY PICKED UP ON
POSSESSION? THAT'S THE CRAZIEST MOST FAR GONE CONCLUSION I EVER HEARD
AS FAR AS HOLY OR PSIONIC TYPES I THINK I KNOW A GUY. I'LL PUT CALLING HIM ON MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO
>>335069
THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN TOO ACTUALLY WE SHOULD DO THAT
BY WE I MEAN I I GUESS)

HEY BOWSER
HOW YA DOIN?
>Bowser: Ughh I spent the last week in a ditch.
LAST WEEK? BUT I SPENT THE LAST WEEK BEING FIRED. AND THEN I BECAME A PRIVATE EYE. A PERSONAL DETECTIVE. A PROBLEM S...OLVER. AND I GOT A COOL TRENCHCOAT AND HAT SO THAT'S COOL.
>Well the last thing I remember was planning on getting a Bulletball table for the cafeteria, and then waking up in a ditch.
I WASN'T DONE TALKING. ALSO I HAVE AN OFFICE AND A PLANT. I NEED A SECRETARY.
>Barmaid: Hey B, here's your usual.
>Bowser: Mhhh. Thanks.
PREFERABLY A SECRETARY WITH HUGE TITS. THAT WOULD BE COOL.
BUT NO JYNXES.

FLASH THING Voltorb 2011/08/04(Thu)08:18 No. 336443 ID: 622db4
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WELL HE WAS NO HELP AND ALSO BORING BUT I GOT AN IDEA
LET ME SHOW YOU MY SWEET JOURNAL THING
I GOTTA ADD SOME THINGS TO IT COME TO THINK OF IT

JUST CLICK ON IT

>>336443
Seems like you got everything under control. Maybe we can find a hooker so that you can take care of Fuck and get a new secretary at the same time.

Hooker secretary is clearly the best, classiest idea. However, we'll need money for that. We should call friend and scope out old workplace first.

Why dont we just ask the bartender if she'd be interested in being your new secretary?

Ask Bowser for a key to your old work so you can get the tits URL and sandwich before you blow that shit up. Dont tell him your blowing it up, though.

>>336469
just say "to get my stuff"

Voltorb 2011/08/05(Fri)09:12 No. 336825 ID: 38b2f4
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT A HOOKER YOU GUYS. I MEAN THE CONCEPT IS GREAT IN THEORY BUT IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL NIGHT AND HOOKERS DON'T LIKE THE RAIN. IT'S LIKE MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME, "HOOKERS DON'T LIKE RAIN."
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ, IF A HOOKER GETS WATER ON THEM, THEY'LL MELT. OR A HOUSE WILL CRUSH THEM. ACTUALLY I THINK IT'S BOTH.
I STILL HAVE MY OLD WORK KEY BECAUSE I AM NOT AN IDIOT WHO GIVES KEYS BACK TO PEOPLE
JUST HAVE A SWEET LOOK AT MY AWESOME INVENTORY SOFTWARE:

1X SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH
1x NEW WORK KEY
1X OLD PIZZA BOX
1X BIRD STATUE
4x COW TOOLS
1X RUSTY YELLOW CUP
1X SHINY BOX THING
1X GLASS SKULL
1x HOUSE KEY
1x OLD WORK KEY
1X RAW UMBER
1X SHINY YELLOW RING
1X BAD DRAGONITE "FIGURINE"
1X MODEST PILE OF HAT

SO YEAH WHAT DO YOU RECKONS SHOULD I DO NEXT
AND IF IT'S GO TO OLD WORK, SHOULD I INVITE BOWSER OR JUST LEAVE HIM TO WALLOW IN HIS SINGLE PLUM, FLOATING IN PURFUME, SERVED IN A KOOPA'S SHELL?

>>336825
Tell Bowser to cheer up, because the two of you are going to go search a super dedicated hooker who stays out even in the rain. Oh, and tell him to get the check for you.

If you can't find any super dedicated hookers then head on over to your workplace to steal shit and locate the best places to start a fire.

Elephant Guy 2011/08/05(Fri)11:28 No. 336862 ID: cee335
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first off. that shiny box thing? don't open it unless you want your face to melt off.

Voltorb 2011/08/05(Fri)20:28 No. 336995 ID: 38b2f4
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>>336862
(YEAH RIGHT SURE WHATEVER YOU SAY)
>>336826
HEY BOWSER WANNA GET SOME HOOKERS YEAH YOU DO
>Nah, I better get home soon. Let the missus know where I've been and all that. Then I might head up to the office and see what's up.
HEY BOWSER WANNA GET THE CHECK FOR ME YEAH YOU DO
>What I--
OKAY SEE YA ROUND

Voltorb 2011/08/05(Fri)20:29 No. 336996 ID: 38b2f4
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WELL AT LEAST THE RAIN HAS STOPPED.
THAT MEANS MY HOOKER FIND CHANCE HAS IMPROVED SLIGHTLY I IMAGINE
BEING A HOOKER EXPERT AND WHAT NOT

THOUGH I CAN'T SEE ANY HOOKERS YET?

THERE IS A SHADOWY FIGURE BEHIND YOU. But yeah you need to go to old work before Bowser gets there. Duh.

Check in some tall grass. Experience dictates that encounters are to be found there.

Voltorb 2011/08/05(Fri)20:54 No. 337015 ID: 38b2f4
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>>337001
THIS IS A CITY THERE'S NO GRASS HERE WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN A-OH GOD THERE IS SOMEONE THERE

>INVESTIGATE
>ATTACK
>HIDE
>GO TO OLD WORK

Uhh... Go to old work. Just on the offchance it produces some plot

Voltorb 2011/08/05(Fri)21:40 No. 337048 ID: 38b2f4
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YEAH THAT PROBABLY WASN'T A HOOKER OR ANYTHING

SO NOW I AM AT WORK ON THIS DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
ACTUALLY I AM KIND OF HUNGRY

>>337048
There is probably a snack machine you can break inside. Let's get in there and poke around. Quick.

Check for open windows. Or a door on the roof. If not, crash in.

Voltorb 2011/08/05(Fri)22:15 No. 337075 ID: 38b2f4
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>>337059
AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION I HAVE THE OLD KEY STILL
>>337053
THERE'S A GOOD IDEA NOW

THIS IS MY FLOOR WHERE MY OFFICE IS/WAS. ALSO THE LUNCH ROOM.

break open snack machine, consume snacks.

>>337075
No way get up in the lunchroom and eat somebody else's foods.

Also be sure and grab the URL right after that and before you start ruining shit.


YOu don't want to forget to get tits URL.

Whatever. Crash into the front of the vending machine and gorge yourself appropriately. Save me some Gummi Bears, bro.

Grab sandwich from fridge
Wet sandwich from water cooler
Jam wet sandwich into vending machine change return slot

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)00:17 No. 337128 ID: 38b2f4
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>>337077
YES THAT IS DEFINITELY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I DO TODAY
NO THAT WAS NOT SARCASTIC I AM GENUINE
>>337124
OH YEAH MY SANDWICH I ALMOST FORGOT
I WILL HAVE TO CHECK THAT



ALSO THIS KIND OF HURTS

That's enough wet sandwich now.
Move onto step 2!

Then, evolve for no reason!

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)00:26 No. 337135 ID: 38b2f4
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>>337130
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE FOR THAT

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN SANDWICH

Sandwich likely thrown out because it became unsafe to eat.

Find tits url. Copy to boss's computer. Have a fun time get experience by messing up the boss's keyboard.

Twas clearly stolen. Vow revenge. Then self-destruct out of anger.

use OUTRAGE

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)02:13 No. 337171 ID: 38b2f4
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!


Voltorb used OUTRAGE!

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)02:20 No. 337175 ID: 38b2f4
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)02:40 No. 337176 ID: 38b2f4
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OKAY I'M DONE.

so, still wanna blow the place up?

SUGGESTER Z FAINTED!

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)03:55 No. 337185 ID: 38b2f4
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>>337177
PRIORITIES BRO
MAINLY TITS
HEY LOOK MY OLD OFFICE

>>337185
Read note, copy down URL for TITS.

>>337185
Copy URL for tits and then wreck the computer.

Fail to copy URL for tits because computer is broken

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)06:28 No. 337204 ID: 38b2f4
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AWWW SHIT THE COMPUTER IS TURNED OFF AND THE URL GONE FOREVER
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND TITS ON THE INTERNET NOW?
BULL
SHIT

HEY A NOTE

>>337204
Grab the tits note and burn the other one alongside with the computer because of your rage.

Probably not anything important anyway. Oh, and call your holy/psychich friend, I'm sure he won't mind you waking him up in the middle of the night.

go to the refinery.

>>337204
Burn the building down.

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)08:06 No. 337215 ID: 38b2f4
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FIRST AND FOREMOST I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS THING
IF I AM GOING TO BE TAKING ON GHOSTS AND GOBLINS I'M GOING TO NEED MY HOLY OR PSIONIC FRIEND TO UH
WIN EVERYTHING

RING
RING
RING
PICK UP THE PHONE ALREADY
RING

h-hello?
HEY RATTAT-WHOA HEY UH
HOW YOU DOIN?
oh hey, voltorb. uh, not bad...
UH SO, SO LIKE I AM FIGHTING GHOSTS AND SHIT AND HEY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE PSIONIC TYPE
n-no, i'm not psionic
WHAT ABOUT HOLY TYPE? ARE YOU THAT? IS THAT A THING?
no i'm just normal type
OH OKAY
WHAT ABOUT KRABBY THERE HOW'S HE DOIN IS HE EITHER OF THOSE?
Kinda busy here, V.
we have to go now okay bye
WAIT DO YOU KNOW ANY--
BEEP BEEP BEEP

WELL THAT'S NOT HELPFUL
I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SOLO THIS LIKE A BOSS

Turn computer on.
Check browser history.
Load up tits.
Write down URL.
Go to refinery anyway.

You are going to need a pal. Don't you have any other freinds? Also are they a boy and a girl or what? I need to knwo how I feel about that last picture.

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)09:22 No. 337223 ID: 38b2f4
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>>337222
I TRIED FRIENDS AND THEY WERE BUSY
BOY WERE THEY BUSY
I MEAN IF I WEREN'T IN THE MIDDLE OF A THING HERE I'D PROBABLY BE BUSY NOW TOO

>>337216
THIS WAS SUCH AN INTERESTING THING TO SEE ME DO I BET YOU SORELY REGRET NOT SEEING ME DO IT JUST NOW

TITS URL GAINED

AND HERE IT IS
THE BIG DOOR
OH YEAH
ALRIGHT
YEAH
A DOOR
YEAH

You are the big man. Go through the big door.

...can you open it?

use OPEN on DOOR.

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)09:42 No. 337229 ID: 38b2f4
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OKAY.

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)09:45 No. 337230 ID: 38b2f4
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GODDAMN IT SURE IS DARK IN HERE
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME METHOD OF LIGHTING UP THIS DARK PLACE

FIND a SWITCH on the walls and just PRESS it. Then you wont have to be in darkness.

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)10:18 No. 337237 ID: 38b2f4
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>>337231
ALRIGHT LETS SEE LET ME JUST

OW MY HEAD

OKAY MAYBE ITS OVER THIS SI
OW MY FACE

MAN

MAAAN

MY HEAD AND FACE? THAT'S LIKE 90% OF MY BODY.

WAIT SHIT I THINK I HEAR AND SEE SOMETHING COMING.

FFFFFFFFFF, dodge!

AAHH!!! DODGE!! DOOODDDGGGEE for THE love of YOUR TITS URL!!

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)10:39 No. 337243 ID: 38b2f4
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DON'T WORRY GUYS IT MISSED COMPLETELY

okay now quickly fly through the passage!

>>337244

don't be a fool.

wait at right at the corner above the corridor, and dive in as soon as the flame passes you.

>>337257
I agree. Timing is the way to survive to the other side, in this case.

Cast Thundershock on the darkness.

wait

use RAIN DANCE again

>>337243
Luckily their aim is crappy, float to the left to see what the source of that fire is.

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)20:09 No. 337414 ID: d8eca6
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HEY LOOK A GOOD IDEA

>>337414
>animated png
Stop that this instant!

Also let's go see what's over to the right. Be careful not to walk into flame or anything.

>>337415
AHHHHH
HOW DID I DO THAT

Proceed with caution!

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)20:41 No. 337422 ID: d8eca6
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>>337261
ACTUALLY I THINK ITS TIME TO CRANK THIS SHIT

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)20:43 No. 337424 ID: d8eca6
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OH HEY SWEET

Hell yeah. Proceed rightwards like it ain't no thang.

Electrocute anything living using WATER AND LIGHTNING COMBO

Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)22:00 No. 337454 ID: d8eca6
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HMMM
WELL
I BET THIS PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN A HARDER ROOM WITH ALL THE FIRE THAT WAS LIKELY HERE

Glitch through a corner wall with a back jump to save a few seconds for the speed run.

>>337455
This. Plus, Rain only lasts 3-5 turns.

animated jpg Voltorb 2011/08/06(Sat)23:56 No. 337493 ID: d8eca6
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>>337455
I'M DOING IT WITH STYLE
I'M AWESOME

OH GOD THE INFINITE PAIN I CAN SEE FOREVER

OH WAIT I'M OKAY AGAIN.

>>337493
>animated jpg
NO! BAD!

How was the infinite pain? Head right, why not.

Voltorb 2011/08/07(Sun)00:00 No. 337496 ID: d8eca6
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>>337493
OH HEY ITS BOWSER
HOW YOU DOIN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING BACK TO YOUR OLD LADY

ram the ? box and grab whatever pops out!

Glitch out the top left corner and win the game

NO I CAME UP TO GET MY STUFF AND SOMEONE LEFT ME A NOTE TO COME TO THE REFINERY

OH HEY IS THAT AN AXE BEHIND YOU IT SURE WOULD BE BAD IT SOMEONE CUT THE BRIDGE WITH IT

Smack the ? block.

Voltorb 2011/08/07(Sun)01:09 No. 337539 ID: d8eca6
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
YEAH WELL I CAME TO GET MY THINGS AND THERE WAS A NOTE ON MY COMPUTER AND THEN I CAME HERE
THAT WASN'T FOR YOU
THAT WAS FOR THE NEW GUY
THIS WAS HIS HAZING CEREMONY
WELL THAT'S JUST STUPID
PREPARE TO DIE
YEAH WHATEVER
ASSHOLE

tackle the quetsion mark

destroy question mark box.

Voltorb 2011/08/07(Sun)01:18 No. 337544 ID: d8eca6
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DUH NUH NUH, DUH NUH NUH, DUH NUH NUHHHHH

Voltorb 2011/08/07(Sun)01:19 No. 337546 ID: d8eca6
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WELP THE RAIN STOPPED

COME CLOSER, VOLTORB. TOUCH MY HAMMER ARC.
MAN FUCK THAT

>>337546
The ? block is empty? That can't be right! Go up there and see if something's stuck in it.

Shadow is weak to lightning, zap him.

Voltorb 2011/08/07(Sun)02:59 No. 337564 ID: d8eca6
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HEY THERE THEY GO
WAIT WHAT

THEY'RE USING THE THIRD DIMENSION
I CAN'T DO THAT
THIS ISN'T RIGHT

Voltorb 2011/08/07(Sun)03:12 No. 337569 ID: d8eca6
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HEY WAIT HERE COMES THE LAST ONE

EAT MUSHROOM. then fly past the hammer wall and take the hit. you will lose mushroom power but be invulnerable long enough to use the axe.

burn mushroom with lava convection. inhale smoke.

Consume that vegetable in a manner appropriate for someone of your nature.

Voltorb 2011/08/07(Sun)03:53 No. 337584 ID: d8eca6
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AWWW HELLS JEAH

Jump over his head, don't give a damn if the hammer hits you, just get the axe.

>>337584
Fly up and smash through the stone wall and then hit that axe behind him.

>>337579

>mushroom
>vegetable

>:c

your anusthings are twice as big now. fart in his face. it worked at the bar.

Let him get the mushroom, i bet it's a bad one.

Use Thunderbolt on the horn!