punch yourself

Draw on the walls.

Conversely, punch the walls.

Draw on yourself.

Pyroboy 2011/07/28(Thu)19:31 No. 333281 ID: fa4818
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You know!..

That was kind of a stupid idea actually what the fuck conscience????

You can smell the black eye all the way from here.

Your conscience is a lie, punch your hat off now.

>>333281
Why is your hat floating? It is a demon. Destroy it.

Check the contents of your hat.

Pyroboy 2011/07/28(Thu)21:51 No. 333377 ID: fa4818
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Inside your hat are 2 things, a fresh box of raisins, and "Howdy's hats" signature anti-grav patented hat floater.

Raisins are your favorite, you always have a fresh box on hand in case you need to eat them because you get one of your infamous "urges". Man, raisins, they're like gods little candy! Grapes kissed by the butt-cheeks of the sun.

You're not really sure if the hat floats for any particular reason or if it is just to look cool. You think it's just to look cool. To bad you're horribly HORRIBLY wrong.

eat everything

>>333377
Yeah. Eat the floater.

Turn the floater to 11 and fly off into the sunset.

Pyroboy 2011/07/28(Thu)22:06 No. 333384 ID: fa4818
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It was surprisingly delicious!






You have suddenly realized why this idea was entirely stupid.

YOU DIDN'T FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING YOU DONKEY

Pyroboy 2011/07/28(Thu)22:21 No. 333395 ID: fa4818
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HEY HEY CALM DOWN! It's not so much you didn't eat everything as much as YOU STARTED FUCKING FLOATING BEFORE YOU COULD!

...

Speaking of which we're kind of stuck to the ceiling, WHAT NOW

Stand up. Anything different about the ceiling?

punch yourself

Pyroboy 2011/07/28(Thu)22:28 No. 333403 ID: fa4818
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What th- WHY DID WE FALL FOR THAT AGAIN, now we have 2 black eyes and the ceiling is cracking, I hear space is nice this time of year.

>>333403
To the moon!

Eat yourself

Pyroboy 2011/07/28(Thu)22:53 No. 333433 ID: fa4818
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moon it is

>>333433
I hear the moon is made of cheese. Can you confirm this?

Pyroboy 2011/07/28(Thu)23:06 No. 333452 ID: fa4818
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The floater seems to have broken due to space, WHAT BULLSHIT. When you get back to earth you're soooo getting your money back.

No it's just dumb ol rock, how disappointing.

YOUR NEW MISSION: Get to earth. Maybe look for a way home, vehicle or inhabitants???

search the craters.

>>333452
Poke around. FIND ALIENS THIS IS IMPORTANT

Eat the moon

Pyroboy 2011/08/03(Wed)20:19 No. 336227 ID: fa4818
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>>333463

OKA- wait

THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA

Pyroboy 2011/08/03(Wed)20:35 No. 336230 ID: fa4818
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You look down a crater hole to see anything but it is too dark down there, you can keep searching the surface or try jumping down!

What do you do?

sure, hop in.

Get in dat hole.

Pyroboy 2011/08/03(Wed)21:03 No. 336244 ID: fa4818
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WHICH DIRECTION?

left.

>>336244
Forwards! ...wait are we gonna just be fumbling around in the dark? You should let your eyes adjust first.

Pyroboy 2011/08/03(Wed)22:18 No. 336293 ID: fa4818
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You go left and...

What just-

WELL FUCK

>>336293
Struggle!

Pyroboy 2011/08/03(Wed)23:06 No. 336323 ID: fa4818
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You try to struggle but it's got tight grip on you...

WOAH, you hear a gunshot and the beast lets go!

Pyroboy 2011/08/03(Wed)23:06 No. 336324 ID: fa4818
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This chick just saved you, her intentions are unclear but you owe her your life, up to you what you do about it!

>>336324
Compliment her hat.

>>336324
Cop a feel.

don't trust her she looks two-faced.

Pyroboy 2011/08/04(Thu)00:11 No. 336358 ID: fa4818
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You try to cop a feel but you're way too short for that, LAMEEEE

you notice the fashionable hat placed upon the womans head... You take a moment to lament your lost hat.

"Ma'am, I know this is sort of not the best time, but I really like that hat, it suits you."

The woman replies

>Save the sweet talk for later, what the fuck is a moron like you doing down here by yourself. It's not safe if you haven't already noticed.

"GEEZ LAYDEEE, I am here by accident, I was just trying to find a way home, i'm from earth."

>Earth huh? Huh, I didn't know anyone was left there.

"Left..? What the hell are you talking about, i've lived on earth my whole life!"

>Hmm, listen, no time to worry about all this, we'll talk after I take care of this beast. I'd send you to the camp where the others are but based off the little i've seen I DOUBT you could make it on your own... I guess i'll leave it up to you though."

You can insist on leaving and finding this camp using her instructions or stay to fight with her... Or hell, do whatever you want!

Well if she's confident she can kill the thing, let's just wait in a spot that's out of the way.

>>336358
Stay there and watch her sweet ass move as she kills whatever that thing is.

and if she somehow gets in trouble you can save HER. with a fist to the monster.

Pyroboy 2011/08/04(Thu)15:42 No. 336509 ID: fa4818
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This girl kicks ass, you are so so attracted to her right now.

But she won't need your help, guess you can be the hero, DARN

>>336509
Tell her that she handled that well but that there's another snake in your pants that she might be able to defeat.

>>336510
no dude, that is stupid.

just gape a little.

>>336510
So... Asking to be punched in the dick. Might not be the best idea.

Pyroboy 2011/08/04(Thu)18:52 No. 336588 ID: fa4818
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animated

you are in awe of her sexy strength

slap yourself to snap out of it.

>>336588
Also your arm vanished.

Pyroboy 2011/08/04(Thu)22:34 No. 336692 ID: fa4818
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ANIMATED

You slap yourself out of it but realize this woman already took care of business. She asks you if you'll go with her.

Do you REALLY trust this lady? Sure she saved your life but... Up to you

yeah sure.

Pyroboy 2011/08/04(Thu)23:13 No. 336712 ID: fa4818
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>So how much exactly do you know about the moon colony anyways?

MAN this girl!

She is just the steak to your potatoes. She really churns your butter. Shes really bringing the heat to the kitchen. She's really lighting up your candle.

She is making you so horny right now.

"I know one was established years ago but I really never found out why. Like I said earlier, i'm here by accident. Though being stuck here isn't the worst thing ever with a pretty lady like yourself..."

>Getting you home would be hard enough but I am not even sure why you'd want to go back there.

MAN, the fact she is totally stoic towards you is a turn on too... For now it seems futile though.

She keeps dropping hints about earth that sort of spark your interest, but she seems to be open to answering any questions while you're traveling to the supposed moon base.

>>336712
Touch her butt.

explain that you didn't see anything wrong with the earth when you were down there.

Ask her what kind of stuff they do on the moon.

Pyroboy 2011/08/04(Thu)23:54 No. 336722 ID: fa4818
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>>336714
Agh, you can't resist!

>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

This lady seems extremely embarrassed and angry and honestly for good reason.

"Uhmmm,i'm sorry, I just find you extremely attractive and my human... cube... pillow guy instincts kicked in..."

The woman seems slightly flattered but mostly embarrassed and still mad!

>>336717

Good idea, maybe you can distract her from her upset-ness.

"So uhhh, this earth thing, every thing seemed fine when I was there and i'm getting the feeling something is UP!"

>Ugh, I figured you might catch on, our main goal is to get you back home right now, but I don't think it is really safe to tell you anything without permission.

"huh... ok, so what do you do on the moon"

>Some of us look out for people like you, some of us do research, most of us just try to live here and survive.

"oh"

explain that that is pretty neat.

>>336722
You did not remove your hand from her butt. This is good. She did not move away. This is good. Rub it. Rub it for good luck. Rub it like a genie will come out. The genie is hot and wants your body. She is that genie. Rub her butt. All your wishes will come true.

Yes. Even that one.

>>336722
Ask her what they do here to relax.

Pyroboy 2011/08/06(Sat)18:54 No. 337393 ID: fa4818
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"What do you do to relax around here?"

>it's reallllly not that different from earth, we do the same things you do... and hunt monsters like that one from before.

"I guess that's easier than culture shock."

You continue walking through the caves, you're not sure if you're eyes are adjusting or if it's just getting brighter but you can see now.

You run into 3 other individuals you assume to be hat woman's friends. There's a stripey smiley one, a sort of bulky calm looking one and a concerned looking chick who, compared to hat woman, isn't so bad herself...

>Hat woman: Hey.

>Stripey one: hehehe, who's the little shit with you? Find another abandoned pet?

>Bulky one: Why do you have to be such an asshole? You know what happened to the last traveler she found.

>Stripey one: Make me ya shit head.

>Concerned woman: Please both of you stop it, we'll discuss all this in camp. C'mon Annabell.

Ah so the hat lady is named Annabell, nice name...

The stripey one seems like a dick.

yeah, watch your back if you are ever alone with stripes. follow them and ask what's up.

Pyroboy 2011/08/06(Sat)23:08 No. 337480 ID: fa4818
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You make a note to be wary of the striped guy.

You follow the crew back to their "base" which seems like a bunch of caravans and tents, basic stuff but good enough for living.

"So uhh, what is up."

>Annabell: The day is pretty much ending for us, at this point we mostly are just ready for some R+R... We probably won't get to work on getting you home until we're sure we have enough resources to pull a mission like that off so until then, get used to staying here. I suggest you get to know everyone and when you're ready, go to bed. You can use the tent on your left.

So your options are talking to the 3 folks you've already sort of met or resting, depending on who you talk to or IF YOU TALK AT ALL, it could change relationships and even what ends up happening later, so choose carefully.

This is a basic map to show you what your options are, the caravan is currently off limits

sit down and warm up in front of the fire a bit. then just ask no one in particular "where did you get the wood?" if you HAVE to pick someone to direct the question to then go with burly guy.

>>337480
Sit down by the fire and share tales of wonder and stuff. Also, have you noticed that the concerned chick seems to be packin, if you know what I'm saying.

Pyroboy 2011/08/07(Sun)10:12 No. 337709 ID: fa4818
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>>337486

"Where did the wood come from?"

>Burly guy: We used to have a big stock pile of wood in that caravan, but we've been running low lately so we've turned it into a bed room for the women.

>Stripey guy: Yeah, pretty fuckin' stupid the girls get to sleep in luxary.

The initially concerned looking woman looks a bit embarrassed, you can tell she doesn't really want to cause any trouble. You also observe she has quite a hot bod herself.

>Burly guy: Will you show an ounce of respect Stripes? Ugh, what the hell.

>"Stripes": Hehehe.

>Concerned woman: I'm sorry Stripes if you want me to l-

>"Sripes": -Whatever. I don't really care.

>Burly guy: AHEM, anyways, the point is we're running low on supplies in general. We'll probably try to find another group tomorrow, our group was pretty well off, it was even luxurious when we first came but the less supplies the less we enjoyed ourselves. Before you came we were going to try to find another camp, and we still plan to do that.

>>337602

HMM, you don't really know any stories!

Now is a good time to get to know everyones name and personality, but if you're really tired, you can go to bed and supposedly leave to find another camp in morning.

"are all the groups caravans?"

>>337709
Inquire about why they haven't thought about moving back to earth.

>>337709
Ask what their names are.

Pyroboy 2011/08/07(Sun)16:03 No. 337804 ID: fa4818
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>>337782

"So what are your names?"

>Burly one: Names Quinton, I was one of the first ones up here when the colonies were formed, but that doesn't make me better or nothing, we're all equals as far as i'm concerned. Just do the work and you'll be treated fine.

>Concerned woman: I'm Laurie, uhm, I hope we can help you mr...

"Guy, i'm not all that fond of the name but it's a name."

>Laurie: Ah right, uh... I hope your time with us is manageable.

>"Stripes": Hey asshole, you may have heard them calling me Stripes but that's a nick name. I don't want your little shit mouth uttering it because you aint a friend of mine. Call me Slick, if you can become less of a little shit maybe we can discuss you getting the honor of friend-status.

>Quinton: I think it's about time you go to sleep Slick. Don't listen to him, he acts like a real asshole but he's alright if you can stand him for long enough.

>Laurie: He has his reasons for acting that way... But it wouldn't be right to tell you why, its personal... If you warm up to him he might tell you on his own, eventually.

>Quinton: You've already met Annabell. Don't worry about how she asks, I know she seems pretty cold but she has her own way of showing she cares... Just stay on her good side

"I think I already failed doing so ehehe..."

Hey, the ass was still worth it.

>>337779

"Why haven't you moved back to earth, it's been bugging me. Everyone's acting SOOOO ominous about it."

>Quinton: Honestly, we don't know the details, but some happened on earth, something big. It's kind of shocking to know you are still around, we heard the events sort of killed off the remaining life.

"That's impossible, I have been living in an average neighborhood all my life, nothing seemed wrong while I was there... Are you sure you're not being lied to?"

>Laurie: ...Pardon me saying so but... Well you could be right, they could be lying to us, but maybe YOU were lied to? Erm, perhaps the life you knew wasn't as it seemed?

"I... No, i'll make it back to earth and when we're there I can PROVE nothing is wrong."

Regardless of this distressing info you are denying it. One of you is being lied to and right now all the evidence seems to support you.

Anyways, at this point, it may be a good idea to go to bed unless you have any more questions.

>>337804
Mention that it's pretty cold here on the moon and inquire if someone would like to help you keep warm, if they get what you're saying.

>>337811
... no.
ask what the colonies are like.

What was life like back on your home planet? We really don't know much about you, Mr. Guy. We just know that you were bored one day and owned a nifty floating hat.

Pyroboy 2011/08/07(Sun)22:27 No. 337943 ID: fa4818
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>>337853

Hmm, what was home like? It was like every suburb really. It was a nice quiet block, sure your job wasn't the best but you liked who you worked with and your boss was a pretty cool guy, the girl just a couple cubicles away from you had been your secret crush for a few years but you were too shy to ask. You liked hats and raisins are still the most beautiful production of mother nature. Sure you had average problems but life was relatively perfect. Your boss had given you a day off when you found yourself in a certain predicament involving eating objects you'd never normally eat and flying through the ceiling.

Now that you think about it you have never been outside of your nice little neighborhood because it was just perfect, man you're homesick.

>>337839

"What are the other colonies like?"

>Quinton: Some are like this one, small and running low on supplies. Some are bigger and are almost like tiny moving towns, we're looking for one of those right now. The big colonies are government owned, they're basically like fancy technological cities where the higher ups generally live. Yes, it isn't particularly fair but we can't do much right now.

Well you're learning things now!

There's not much left to do, any last minute things before we sleep? Tomorrow is when, what you assume is a big journey, begins.

>>337943
Ask what they do to stay warm on the cold lunar nights.

just say goodnight to everyone and go to sleep.

Pyroboy 2011/08/08(Mon)21:34 No. 338200 ID: fa4818
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You say goodnight and go to the tent you are supposed to sleep in. You hear muffled conversation from all the 3 around the fire. You drift in and out of sleep and most of what you hear is vague but makes you believe you're not wanted.

You've never felt so alone, you've never wanted to be home so much.

You eventually drift off to sleep

Pyroboy 2011/08/08(Mon)21:36 No. 338201 ID: fa4818
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>Hey asshole, time to get up

You don't even need the name in front of the dialogue to tell who that is

get up and out and see if you can make yourself useful so they like you.

Pyroboy 2011/08/08(Mon)22:14 No. 338209 ID: fa4818
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You wake up promptly so as to give off a good impression. The group has gathered together as if they are planning to do something.

"What's going on"

>Annabella: We're getting ready to leave. For safety reasons, each of us will have a partner. This partner is to stick with you if you get into any trouble. Guy, since you are our guest, you have first choice for any of us. Whoever ends up having no partner will drive the caravan.

Time to choose a partner, depending who you choose may change things later so pick wisely!

Twoface McSexytits.

>>338209
Hmm, masked chick or concerned chick? Eh, lets go with the masked one, we have already established a groping contact with her.

hmmm... going with annabelle will seem stalkery, stripes can't be trusted...
Quinton seems likeable enough that we wont need much convincing that we are ok. go with laurie.

and keep those hands to yourself mister!

Trapezionface. She is more like you.

Quinton's an experienced guy. He's probably had to deal with teaching folks about the varies trivialities of lunar life. I'd say go with him and try to develop a good reputation from there.

Pyroboy 2011/08/09(Tue)15:59 No. 338320 ID: fa4818
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>animated

Annabell it is

DUDE! i told you to be cool. walk at a comfortable distance not too close or you will keep freaking her out.

>>338320
No, bad guy, no humping her leg until she tells you it's cool.