OH GOD WE'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A PEDOPHILE

See if there's anything in the room you could bludgeon someone with.

read dress hug note then get out of Celestia's bedroom.

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)20:38 No. 331007 ID: 1395ab
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> Dear Maddy,
I have brought you into my world so that we may get to know each other. Please enjoy the dress, I would love it if you wore it. We will meet when I come to collect you for dinner.
Love Marros the Wizard

"Oh dear..."

>>331007
Put it on over your clothes except for your hoodie, then put your hoodie on over it.

Stone castles are cold as heck, so the layers will help.

You heard the note, put on that dress.

Explore room and test door.

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)20:56 No. 331016 ID: 1395ab
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Well, it was nice of this person to give her a dress...so Putting it over her usual clothes Maddy dons the dress and then puts her hoodie on over it.

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)20:57 No. 331017 ID: 1395ab
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And then she tries the door...Which happens to be locked.

look out the window.

>>331017
Wait for him to show up, then point at him and glare and say "I see a pedo."

When he shows up, ask him
"Why does one of your talents need to resort to deception? Surely you can astound people just by virtue of being a wizard."

...the window has bars on it.

>>331020
Unless, of course, he happens to be our age.

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)21:14 No. 331025 ID: 1395ab
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Well, since there isn't much to do Maddy sits and looks out the window.

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)21:15 No. 331026 ID: 1395ab
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Wow! Maddy must be in someplace really high, because she can see two forests a mountain range and a little village...not to mention something bright and glowy at the horizon's edge...

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)21:17 No. 331027 ID: 1395ab
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Before long, a man is at the door. He doesn't look to old...but ya can never trust Wizards these days.

"Hello, Maddy, I hope you've been comfortable."

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)21:18 No. 331028 ID: 098289
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>>330965
OH SHIT!

"how old are you?"
he looks like an elf, meaning he could be 300 years old.

>>331027
He's an elf...HATE HIM

Realize that this is the cat you saved. Elfcat.

>>331027
WHY DID HE PUT A KITTY IN A TRAP!

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)21:29 No. 331036 ID: 1395ab
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Maddy quickly begins to ask this Wizard questions.
" How old are you? Why did you put a kitty in a trap? Where am I?"

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)21:30 No. 331038 ID: 1395ab
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>Oh snap...Maddy looks mad what should I do...
>It seems the Wizard doesn't know how to respond, how should he respond.

with as much truth as you can get. a healthy relationship is an honest one.

>>331038
A. Respond with your real age (you better not be a pedophile!)
B. Tell her it was an illusion. There wasn't really a cat there.
C. Have a giant ego about how good your magic is.

>>331040
Don't do C. she'll just think your over compensating for a small...oh wait your a elf. Tough luck over compensate away.

>>331039
tell the truth, the whole truth. like where she is, why your brought her here, and if you've done this before.

Lie through your teeth. You are an average schoolboy from BIG CITY, USA.

>>331040

Suggestion 2011/07/24(Sun)23:05 No. 331066 ID: 1395ab
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My dear Maddy, I am Marros the Great. And I have loved you before you were even you for most of my 150 years of life. I am sorry for tricking you, but had I approached you simply you would have thought me...a "Weirdo..." But I assure you my sweet, that my love is purer then angel's breath.

>Maddy seems to be a little creeped out. After all, She's only 16...and as much as she can deduce this man is a stalker...a creepy old stalker.

Maddy: Be wooed

>>331066
>before you were you...
Either this guy can see the future... or this is some sort of reincarnation thing.
Eh, give him a chance at least, wizards are awesome, and he can teleport... actually ask more about magic, try and learn to cast spells yourself

Quick, ask if he can make you immortal! If not, ask politely if you can leave.

>>331066
Reflect that while he is a creepy wizard stalker, he is not in the least an ugly creepy wizard stalker. And he might know you from a life before.

>>331066
He's an elf. Ask how old that would be compared to a human.

>>331066
Wizard: Tell her Rome was not built in a day and you do not expect her to return your affections immediately. You'll give her a chance to get to know you so that your love can grow.

>>331066

DEFENESTRATE!

>>331083
>DEFENESTRATE

Unlike the usual scenario, defenestration may in fact help your case-
>Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
...or maybe lets not. It would be hard to force her mushy boney body through the iron bars anyways.
I must have been thinking of something else.

Okay, here's an idea: Put yourself at her service! I mean, keep it clear you are still the man in charge of course, since as the man of the relationship you need to maintain the pants thereof.
Ask her about here interests, and then ask her what she thinks of and knows of about magic.
Offering to teach her magic, or something equally interesting will allow her to invest herself in this place, and in you.

Above all else, say nothing that might remind her of home. Can't be having the little bird trying to escape its cage so soon.

Also, lay off on the frilly romance some. She'll bear with it, but girls tire of words easily, unless its with another girl.

Either an elf... OR A VAMPIRE! Watch your neck, girl! Say you're hungry! Ask for something that usually has garlic. Surefire vampire test.

whats with all the anti elf racism?

Oh god, it's an Elfpire Wizard! The most horribly annoying of enemies. Quick, Maddy, take him out with your Judo skills!

>>331083
Would be nice, but the window has bars. Also, he is a wizard.

Maddy: Ask what he means by "loved you before you were even you".

Swear to never love him until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.

Maddy, be confused as fuck about the "before you were you" part, visually.

>>331066
Maddy, ask what the fuck is up with that.

Maddy: Poke him in the eye and call him a meanie for hurting a kitty cat.
Marros: Become blind.

"Did you hurt the kitty? Who are you? What am I doing here? And what do you mean by that?"

Does this involve time travel?

This could be a great opportunity for you, Maddy! Try to get him to teach you wizardry. Think of all the things you could do with that!

>>331315
Wizards will also give gals there interested in tons of magical trinkets. Little known fact Sauron made the one ring for a girl he liked, but she blew him off stating "Your giving me a wedding ring so I can be invisible and tickle your fancy in public?" Yeah Sauron was never to subtle if the fortress was any indication.

obviously, this is verry simple.
he is an elf, and he loves your reiencarnated soul, so no pedophilia is going on here.

the most important thing is WHAT HAPPENED TO KITTY