YES! pretending to be blind is clearly the best plan

just think about all the "accidental" groping you can get away with!

>>334796
This is the best plan, now go my son and GROPE!!!!

You do realize that part of being blind means that pole is used to tap around in front of you so you don't run into too much shit, right? It's not for waving around behind you like a faggot.

apologise for groping her and say that it was an accedent cause your blind

>>335043
Admire how PINK her PIRATE HAT is. Then grope her BOOTS.

Ricci 2011/08/10(Wed)12:44 No. 338733 ID: 9cb4b3
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"OH I'M SO SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BECAUSE I AM BLIND!"
>"ARR... SO YE ARE."
"I LIKE YOUR HAT!"
>"Arr... Thanks. It be a mark o' me authority."
"O-oh, um, cool! C-Can I touch your boots?"
>"Neigh. Me boots are well polished and should ne'er be touched by a scurvy dog o' the likes of ye."

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP UP THIS DISGUISE AND I STILL DON'T HAVE SHOES! Th-the cold floor is tickling my feet and it makes me uncomfortable!

Wait, OH NO! I need a Locker too! How am I going to get a locker!?

>>338733

discard the pole and glasses and announce that you can see now.

>>338733
Ask pirate captain lady if she could carry you to the principals office, pwetty pwease with spwinkles on top?

>>338733
beat her to death with the pole. steal her boots.

>>338741
This.

I don't think Murder is the right idea
just beat her unconsious and steal her boots

Ricci 2011/08/10(Wed)15:34 No. 338794 ID: 9cb4b3
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"HOLY SHIT I CAN SEE NOW!"

>"Arr, it be a mirac-OOF!"

"CAN YOU CARRY ME TO THE PRINCIPLES OFFICE AFTER I STEAL YOUR BOOTS PRETTY PLEASE WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP!?"

Oh my gosh I... I don't know if this is going to work!

>>338794
It surely will if you kiss her, kiss her like you have never kissed a girl before you lovestruck fool!

yes kiss her, she will then inexplicably fall in love with you and do whatever you want

>>338794
Kiss her while continuing to hit her.

>>338794
you just gotta hit her harder until her blood starts to spill everywhere. thats true love.

Do both: Kiss her and if she doesn't accept your advances, beat her for the boots. Bitch needs to learn to share.

Ricci 2011/08/31(Wed)17:24 No. 344357 ID: 5b0d85
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OKAY I KISS HER!

"Yarr... ye be a good kisser, but t'be true, I'm afraid I wouldn' be interested in the likes o' ye."

Ricci 2011/08/31(Wed)17:25 No. 344359 ID: 5b0d85
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>"Is there a problem here?"

OH MY GOSH IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OR SOMETHING SHE'S KINDA WELL DRESSED WHAT DO I DO

>>344359
Kiss her as well so she doesn't feel left out!

Ricci 2011/09/15(Thu)20:32 No. 349334 ID: e121cb
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OKAY I TRY TO TACKLE HER AND KISS HER TOO!

>"Wait, what are you doing? St-"

Just then, there's a scream from down the hall!

>"OW! I GOT STUNG BY A BEE ON MY FOOT AND I'M ALLERGIC! SOMEONE PLEASE SUCK THE VENOM OUT!"

your lips are ready.

>>349334
You have lived your life for this moment.

>>349334
This.
IS.
IT.

GO, YOUR MAIDEN AWAITS YOUR SKILLS AT SUCKING FOOT-WOUNDS

>>349334
This is what you have trained man. Now go and suck out that venom like some sort of ultra baws.

Ricci 2011/09/16(Fri)06:23 No. 349464 ID: e121cb
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I'M IN MY ELEMENT!

>"O-Oh my!"

Ricci 2011/09/16(Fri)06:24 No. 349465 ID: e121cb
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"AAH~! Oh-Oh gosh!"

Wow, this venom is really in there! What should I do?

Suck harder geez. Also lick between her toes.

>>349465
Use tongue on the beesting to push the venom out.

>>349465
It's already in her bloodstream! Quick, you must move up her leg to intercept it!

>>349465
Use your tongue widen her wound a bit, maybe nibble a bit softly and then get in there and suck more like a vacum cleaner that was built out of an android built specifically for delivering the most ultimate blowjobs ever.

Ricci 2011/10/24(Mon)18:39 No. 360798 ID: 857d4b
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CHILL THE F*CK OUT GUYS I GOT THIS

I apologize for the harsh language in this uptate but it is a very harsh situation so it calls for a little pottymouth I hope that all of my readers are the approriate age to read this story

>"oh my please don't look up my skirt!"

OH MAN WHAT DO I DO NOW?

Close one eye but then open the other eye a crack you need to see what color her panites are and also if her panties are wet.

>>360798
DO YOU HAVE A SMALL MIRROR?

well no you HAVE to look up her skirt, otherwise you'll die of curiosity, and then she'll die cause you can't suck out the venom anymore cause you're dead

Ricci 2011/10/24(Mon)19:36 No. 360810 ID: 857d4b
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okay I look up her skirt using the reflection on my watch if she is wet it is okay because it is waterproof up to a hundred feet!@

>"I think you have gotten all of the poison out now, child."

uh oh the blound lady is talking like I am in trouble what do I do?

>>360810
Tell that it's cool, you got this and you damn well want to be sure, so you're just going to keep at it for another 10 to 20 minutes.

Ricci 2011/10/24(Mon)22:09 No. 360877 ID: 857d4b
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"ma'am I am a profeshional I have to do this for at least juppun or nijuppun minutes"

she doesn't respond... she floats away... i guess she must have bought it

>"oh thank you..." the pale girl says"i think you saved my life today"

>>360877
introduce yourself and ask for her name and phone number

>>360877
Tell her that you think she might have been stung higher up as well and that you need to examine all of her legs.

Ricci 2011/11/29(Tue)19:49 No. 368781 ID: 5aae31
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i black out...

Ricci 2011/11/29(Tue)19:50 No. 368782 ID: 5aae31
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i wake up in the nurse's office...

>"OH GOOD! YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE! I WAS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED THERE!"

Ricci 2011/11/29(Tue)20:13 No. 368785 ID: 5aae31
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i ask the nurse what happened

>"OH IT'S QUITE SIMPLE, YOU OVERSTRESSED THE ORGAN FOR KINDNESS IN YOUR BRAIN AND HAD A STROKE!"

"A-A stroke!?" i stammer, "b-but how am i alive?"

>"OH IT WASN'T THE FATAL KIND OF STROKE! PERFECTLY HARMLESS!"

"oh... ok..."

huh... i guess i shouldn't be that selfless and heroic in the future if it'll give me a stroke...

>"YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE THINGS MORE SLOWLY! EVENTUALLY YOU CAN DO KIND THINGS WITHOUT GETTING A STROKE, BUT LIKE ANY MUSCLE YOUR KINDNESS ORGAN SHOULD BE STRESSED A LITTLE REGULARLY TO BUILD IT UP, AND EVENTUALLY, YOUR MIND WILL BE AS FIT AS YOUR STUNNING BOD!"

"oh uh... thanks..."

man this is weird what should I do? i still haven't gotten to class and stuff and i don't think i have a locker and oh man i am so screwed your first day determines what the whole semester will be like!

Scream and shout that there's a giant centipede in here. Point, all surprised.

Pick a class and go to it; figure out if it's the right one later.

Ask him if he is married to an even tinier K'sharra.

Also complain about having the fucking lidless eye of sauron instead of normal eyes.

>>368789
He?! HOW DARE YOU! Can you not tell when you see a nymph?! Those subtle curves, and those glistening appendages! Why, these are clear signs of a beautiful woman, and like any woman you should give her a tender kiss as well!

>>368785
Ask to get a slip of paper that explain why you were not at your first class.