>>309299
This is pretty much the most legitimate armor you could wear. You especially want that peep-lance for peep-fighting in close range, and for peep-stabbing defensive spells.

>>309295
Shit you're right. I suck.

>>309295
ahahahaha or this

Θ][Σ!TarDIs2HQE 2011/06/05(Sun)15:17 No. 309319 ID: dad664
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Mentlegen.

(Hooray for experimenting with painting stuff)

>>309231

This all the way <3

Ñ 2011/06/06(Mon)00:03 No. 309481 ID: ce4a4d
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I couldn't think of anything original, so I just threw things together.

>>309481
Isn't that the heart of the quest tho?

Cruxador 2011/06/06(Mon)02:04 No. 309489 ID: f5fe2f
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Obviously, there's the basic shit. We need combat armor, a melee weapon, and a ranged weapon. See accompanying diagram.

This mission has special requirements, though. We're going to have to fuck magic in the savanna. Thus we must bring the duck.

>>309481
Finally, an outfit perfect for the Commander.

>>309481
This is actually pretty damn good.

>>309489
why would a male wear a dildo over their very real penis?
>>309481
Fourthing that one.

>>309531
Who said that's a dildo? He just painted his dick black.

>>309531
>>309534
what? who told you the commander is male?

>>309551
Check the links in the first post. The commander is a very pretty male. And no, he isn't gay or transgender or anything.

dogmeat 2011/06/06(Mon)13:42 No. 309587 ID: 3b202e
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>>309551
you cannot into birds I guess

think peacocks, the dudes have those giant pretty tails, while the girls are brown.

>>309531
For the same reason a female would wear molded boobplate over her real boobs.

>>309531
Because putting a laser in your dong normally requires cybernetics and impedes function.
A giant prosthesis that shoots lasers would be in such horrendously bad taste that no one would expect it.

>>309559
but you are supposed to THINK she is a girl, obv.

mmm, you know, in retrospect reading through previous threads I think the commander might be bi.

Suggestion 2011/06/06(Mon)20:11 No. 309984 ID: 91cf74
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You're the commander of your own ship right? What you need is your own formal captain's uniform!*

*Note: Hook and pegleg optionable

(sorry that its in crappy MS paint, but you get the idea)

Suggestion 2011/06/07(Tue)14:45 No. 310346 ID: 9b6c31
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>>309201
You call that a Steve-outfit?

>>310346
I have been outsteved. I had this huge thing on why stevism is the best thing ever and also he has misplaced his genitals so there are new genitals for him, but then the website ate it. Five times.

>>310346
Sweet mother of God...
...
So much STEVE.

>>310346

I approve.

>>310346

Peep.-

>>310346
this isn't an outfit, its a war crime!
I am down-voting it....

>>310346
Yes. This forever

>>310346
Only legitimate choice.

NO HAVE YOU ALL GONE MAD CHOOSE THIS:
>>309481

>>311657
I am also switching my vote to this.

>>311657
more like this:
>>309231

>>311657
Well yeah but I didn't think we were really voting here.

>>311657
Yeah this one.

Cmdr James Misjizdran Misfortune 2011/09/11(Sun)10:39 No. 347608 ID: b79855
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>Like fifty outfits
Looks like we'll be bringing a bit of luggage.

>>309299
>Robot suit which Test Pattern absolutely will not be able to draw right
I store this in my TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE costume slot, which I definitely have had all along.

>>309204
>SEXUAL ENERGY CORE
Never again...

>>309481
Yes. This is clearly the best one.

Alright. I head down to the planet with Wak and Glitterbolt. We land as close to the SOURCE OF THE MYSTERIOUS BEAM as I think is safe. It came from some mountain near the edge of this big savannah full of tall grass.

"Hey, you know about WIZARD PLANETS and stuff, right?" I ask Wak.

"Wak wak wak wak wak. Wak wak," he or she says.

"Yeah I didn't get a word of that," I reply.

Glitterbolt says we should try making some friends before we try confronting any evil wizards. Also that my dress looks much too formal. Also that it's complete bullshit that she has to carry all my crap.

I don't know about plan-befriend-smelly-locals. I mean, the WIZARD FORT OR SOME SHIT is just over the horizon. We can head right there. I've got these zapguns and stuff, and Wak is... probably fond of us?

Glitterbolt reminds me we're here to find special magic materials, not fight anyone. I repeat her words in a a higher tone of voice while bobbing my head from side to side.

Shoot one of those fucking trees. They're looking at you funny.

Clearly Wak is expressing his or her deepest feelings of affection or resentment towards you. As is the way of the magical creatures of the universe, they respond well to displays of force. This given, beam cannon the ground near Wak's feet.

If Wak dodges, it probably means the resentment. If he or she bathes in your freaky beakbeam, well, I'm sure you're used to dealing with amorous creatures of all shapes and sizes now. Just go with the standard procedure you use in these situations.

Yeah, just, start going toward the wizard fort. If there will be locals on the way you'd befriend them or shoot them or whatever. No reason to go out of your way.

Anyway, your dress if fucking fantastic and Glitterbolt is full of shit. Let her know that.

>>347608
All right, let's see. Technically, you're here for rare and exotic materials for use in drill bits or some boring shit like that?
Inform your surly subordinate that the best source of exotic materials like that is as the focal point of some giant spell, such as a planetary defense beam weapon. Ask Wak for confirmation on this one, and then nod like he just agreed with you.

So the plan is basically to fly in and zap some hostiles, grab the giant crystal that is the keystone to the spell, and then stroll away from the ensuing explosion. Remember that looking back is a job for LIEUTENANT Commanders.

>>347617
This.

>>347608
You know what the best place would be to find magical shit and stuff? A fucking wizards tower. So lets get out looting faces on and pay them a visit.

>>347617

So basically, shoot everything and if it doesn't break it's probably what you're looking for.

>>347617

Do some research on the local biology. There's a slight chance that some exotic beast would be capable of producing some sort of "silk" or "ivory" as an exotic product too. That might be valuable to some collectors or better, exotic material traders. Might give access to some more valuable materials or more durable stuff than just being exotic.

Cmdr James Misjizdran Misfortune 2011/10/01(Sat)01:13 No. 354470 ID: b79855
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We happen across a RUSTIC VILLAGE of MONGOOSE FOLK.

We quickly find a guy in charge. He doesn't look too happy to see me. On the bright side, this means he probably doesn't want me to kill ten of something and bring back their pelts for an experience reward.

"Greetings, uh, honored madame sorceress," he says. "Welcome to our most humble town of Harxest. I wish you the most heartfelt of goodwill and beseech you most humbly and with all possible filial-"

"I'm not here to kill you."

"Ohthankgod," he says, letting out a breath. "So I guess you're going to meet Kadira, or what? Cause she's probably going to blow you up. That's basically her deal. Especially lately. Some assassins tried to steal the Sunspear Diamond."

>>354470
SUNSPEAR DIAMOND!? That sounds like it may be a special magic material. Let's go fuck shit up.

I mean, let's go meet Kadira. Ask for more information about her. Like, perhaps, what would make her not blow you up long enough to get a few words in edgewise.

1. Find Kadira
2. Fuck her into submission
3. Take both her and the SUNSPEAR DIAMOND back to your ship
4. ORGY!

If this fucker tells you that bandits have scared off the village's cattle and he'd like you to get six more so they can start anew, you tell him to go fuck himself.

>>354470
So, like, does this Kadira chick have any super special weaknesses to something stupid like water or especially cool breezes or what? Or is this village completely useless?

Make sure Glitterbolt doesn't run off with one of the local stallions. You know how she is.

>>354470
Ask where you could find this Kadria and if she's hot.

"Madame sorceress?" That ain't true. Obviously you need to demonstrate.

When he recovers from his shock let him know that you're not an assassin, you're just there to destroy her wizard fort and steal the Sunspear Diamond and maybe some other shit that looks valuable or at least shiny. Obviously they can get behind this plan, so ask them what support they'll offer.

Also, ask about Kadira's favorite flowers. Plan A is seduction.