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291131 No. 291131 ID: 2ed55a

The comes a time in every man's life to start acting his age.

I always act like I'm 9...little do they know i'm 309...
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No. 291132 ID: 2ed55a
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291132

Times change, people, and I gotta get with them.

And I know what I must do.
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No. 291133 ID: 2ed55a
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291133

GET SOME MAJOR TAIL
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No. 291134 ID: c128cf

Fuck yeah.
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No. 291136 ID: 70d9eb

Go primal savage on nearest ass.
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No. 291138 ID: 2f6d22

First, one must LOCATE the ass.
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No. 291139 ID: 3a5025

Court the nearest dame for their lovely ass.
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No. 291142 ID: 175f58

This will be fun.
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No. 291145 ID: 2ed55a
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291145

>>291136
>>291138
>>291139


What is this amateur hour? I know I need to get ass, but one simply does not go to outside and start humpin' wildly at the prettiest looking thing to pass your eyeballs, people. Come on.

>>291142

Damn right it'll be fun. First things first, where to start?

>YOU ARE IN fGHOST'S SWANKY PAD.
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No. 291146 ID: 2f6d22

Read the note
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No. 291147 ID: c99bd8

Wasn't there stamps? I read the archives, there is stamps somewhere in this house.

TELL US.
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No. 291148 ID: 3416ec

Read note
Hug chair
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No. 291150 ID: f39593

hug note
chair tom
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No. 291151 ID: 175f58

Read note.
Tell us more about your pad? Any furnishings other than your chair and table?
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No. 291152 ID: 29fbe3

>>291145
Go to outside and start humpin' wildly at the prettiest looking thing to pass your eyeballs, obviously.
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No. 291156 ID: 2ed55a
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291156

>>291146

Consider it done.

>>291147

That was a dark time in my life, I've moved past that, now.

>>291151

This is my place of business, just the chair and desk, I like to keep things minimalistic, you dig? I do have a skewed Bonnie Tyler poster, however.
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No. 291157 ID: c99bd8

Is it skewed, or do you just live on an incline?

Aww yeah.
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No. 291158 ID: f39593

>>291156
So, do we want High Quality ass or will any old ass do?
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No. 291167 ID: c128cf

>>291156
What's on the other side of the note?
What's on the other side of the skewed Bonnie Tyler poster?
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No. 291178 ID: 07416a

fGhost... Since when have you been male?
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No. 291217 ID: 653ea0

>>291167
Don't do it, we don't need some chubby ghost around!
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No. 291230 ID: 1854db

...which gender of ass are we aiming at?
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No. 291411 ID: 2ed55a
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291411

>>291167

I've checked on the other side of that poster. Nothin secret there. Just a whole lot of woman.

>>291178

Since forever! What's your deal, man. Fix your brain.

>>291230

Ass of the female persuasion, I ain't no fruitloop.


So where would a good place be to find some women, ready for the takin'? Where to go, guys?
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No. 291413 ID: f39593

>>291411
Go to the arcade, hit on GURL GAMERS
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No. 291414 ID: 07416a

>>291411
Have you tried the other side of that poster?
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No. 291416 ID: d70df4

Flirt with poster.
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No. 291422 ID: 2ed55a
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291422

>>291416

I'm gonna put on my sexy voice for this one.

[CONTINUED]
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No. 291423 ID: 2ed55a
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291423

>>291422
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No. 291424 ID: 07416a

>>291422
No no lift the poster, flirt with the girls BEHIND it.
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No. 291426 ID: 2ed55a
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291426

>>291424

Heh. Seriously though, where's a good place where bitches run wild?
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No. 291427 ID: 07416a

>>291426
>>291411
>I've checked on the other side of that poster. Nothin secret there. Just a whole lot of woman.
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No. 291431 ID: 2f6d22

>>291427
I think he means Bonnie Tyler is a whole lot of woman, not that there are a whole lot of women behind the poster.
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No. 291433 ID: 07416a

>>291431
Oh. Well, in that case, kill a whale. Bitches love whales.
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No. 291435 ID: 8c73c8

oh yeah man. get a girl a whale and she is yours. needs to be fresh killed by yourself. or it doesn't count. you can have a mount though. get your best whale slaying weapon.
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No. 291436 ID: 70d9eb

Go to a karaoke bar, the ladies will get all up on your dick once they hear your voice.
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No. 291444 ID: 1854db

>>291436
This is a good idea. You sound like you've got a good singing voice.
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No. 291601 ID: 2ed55a
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291601

>>291433
>>291435
>>291436
>>291444

best way to do something is to combine them! To the whaleoke bar!
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No. 291602 ID: 1d3974

You need a hero.

Not figuratively, but a real hero to turn on Bonnie Tyler "I need a hero" for you to sing.

Replace hero with "busty wench" too.
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No. 291610 ID: 07416a

>>291601
Okay, kill the whale. While it's sinking rescue the chicks from the sinking whale while singing.
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No. 291616 ID: 175f58

USE DAT SEXY VOICE AND SING.
Girls like men who can sing.
I would know, I'm a girl.
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No. 291625 ID: 55c4cf

Offer swedish fish, look for a barrel.
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