All personell are to kill on sight

Commondragon 2011/01/30(Sun)16:47 No. 276566 ID: ea4cae
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Oh god dammit, why is this thing throwing errors at me. I verified my shit last week, wh-

Its asking species? What the fuck kind of glitch did I come up with this time?

>Available species are: Guf, Sergal, Gnoll, Salt Marsh Dracon, Bone Dracon, Polarkin (Polar bear people), Cutebold, Peckan (bird people), Feline.

>>276566
Please define:
Guf, and the difference between Salt Marsh and Bone dracons.

Kitty! Sergal! Both?

I vote cutebold or sergal.

cutebold or kitty

Salt Marsh Dracon sounds neat.

Commondragon 2011/01/30(Sun)17:04 No. 276585 ID: ea4cae
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>>276569

Gufs are small, horselike creatures. Despite being miniature in size (even smaller than a cutebold) they manage to build huge top of the line facilities.

Salt Dracons are from the Salt marshes of the Dracon worlds. They are heavily immune to toxins and are often seen in hazard response teams.

Snow Dracons are like salt dracons, but instead of toxin immunity, they are covered in large amounts of external bones. Snow dracons have been known to have grown entire external ribcages by adult age.

dogmeat 2011/01/30(Sun)18:48 No. 276620 ID: 6ada4b
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serbold or cutegal

ALL OF THE ABOVE

salty

>>276566
Like most people, I dislike the unknown. So I have to vote for Guf.

I'll take Palette Swap #2

We haven't been a guf yet. Let's choose that!

Cutebold, I can't get enough of them

Salt Dracon

this place was built by Gufs so there are probably plenty of tiny little hiding places that only a Guf can get to.

Lets go with Gufs.

Guf.

Fug.

Cute baby sergal.

Why choose when you can pick everything

Commondragon 2011/01/31(Mon)14:43 No. 276843 ID: ea4cae
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Guf, I'm a GUF.

>Species: Guf

Stupid computers, this place is supposed to be state of the art, and I seem to be the only person noticing this big metal hunk of irridated junk falling apart. I swear I feel a draft, and that is not good around here.

>Name: LuGufAin

When you first look at moving to one of the manabases, it doesn't seem all that bad. Fancy facilities, good looking pay, simple looking work, and what looks like a huge entertainment sector.

>Guf Clan: Gerto

What they don't tell you is about all of the leaks that let the mana winds in, and the weeks worth of being sick should there be the tiniest tear in your hazard suit, or should there be a crack in your window.

>Work Type: Maintenance

Of course if you survive that, most of the time you end up with some mutation (rarely beneficial), or some kind of second class mage.

>Work zone: Mana Wind Refinery #2

I pity those guys. We don't take kindly to wizards around these parts, and the wizards don't take kindly to those who can't fling magic around like it's thin air.

>Mana mutations: Mana Sight

It would help if I didn't have to live on overpriced soup.

>Welcome home Lugufain

Commondragon 2011/01/31(Mon)14:44 No. 276846 ID: ea4cae
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Welp, at least I have my shitty apartment unit to relax in.

What should I do? TV? Stare out in the lifeless landscape? Get some food?

Get food AND watch TV, for food, just get anything you have in your fridge, for TV, watch some boring realty shows for an hour or two.

>Mana mutations: Mana Sight

lets begin by reliving the horrible day where you won a cosmic lotto by getting hit with magical radiation, surviving it and getting a power that sounds benefical.

>>276846
You know what's really relaxing? Chores. Any apartment-based chores you've been putting off?

If not, and you're not hungry, then do some exercises. You'll never win the company decathlon if you sit in front of the idiot box all day.

...Or you CAN if you insist, I guess.

>>277036
The best way to avoid having to clean all day is to clean up after yourself as the day goes along, so I have nothing right now.

>>276865
I guess I could use a snack or something. and Im one of the few guys in this block with extra channels, I might as well

>>276905
Yeah, that. If you've noticed, the mana is so thick out here that you don't even need manasight to see it. I got it during my three months out after an idiot Gnoll happened to trip into and break the fancy glass windows in the southern lounge. So much got in that about a forth of the people inside survived, I managed to crawl away before I passed out from overexposure.

Corporate gave all of the survivors a small bonus. Pity checks is what we call those. After about a week the medics started checking us for mutations. When they found out I was able to see mana more than usual, I got a big fat raise from the head office. Ever since now I get hounded by low rank wizards who want to use it for some reason or another. Corporate would sell my contract to them too, they are all rich in some way or another. If one of the more prestigious ones ever decided they wanted me, I don't think I would ever get a choice in the matter. The head office wanted me transferred to Hazard duty, but thankfully whoever is in charge of this dump has half a brain on them, and they didn't follow through with it.

You know what? Fuck soup, Im going to get out the nice butter and have some bread n' butter.

Commondragon 2011/02/01(Tue)10:14 No. 277110 ID: ea4cae
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>Commondragon also forgot his image again

so you are living nicely. are you in your downtime or is it just weekend?

well, theres the option of asking for take out but it looks like you just want a snack. why not stroll the entertenaiment sector for something more worthwhile that bread or soup?

Nice photo, tell us about the people in it, also, who else lives around here?

Commondragon 2011/02/01(Tue)19:37 No. 277342 ID: ea4cae
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>>277326
That sounds like a good idea. But I'm still having a piece of bread n' butter. Its one of my all time favorite snacks, that's why I spend some of my raise money on some of the little fresh butter we have around here.

Despite the raise, I don't have very much money to splurge on at the moment. I could go hit the movies, find a decent restaurant, go shopping...

Or I could just head down to the eastern lounge. I haven't been down there for a while. Grab a drink and get caught up on current events.

Commondragon 2011/02/01(Tue)19:43 No. 277346 ID: ea4cae
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>>277339

(whoops got ninja'd)

Thats an old family picture. The right is me of course, the left is my brother Ragufwin, and the center is my cousin Kelgufzen.

>>277342
butter and bread is not food. you need at least one more thing.

>>277342
Movies and (most) restaurants aren't good for someone with little expendable currency.

Shopping might be nice if it's just "window" shopping. Lounge would also work too, I suppose. If you're thirsty and/or hungry and like current events.

Also, what was Kelgufzen looking at in that portrait?

I vote for going to the eastern lounge, maybe you can meet a friend in there.

Commondragon 2011/02/03(Thu)11:11 No. 278710 ID: ea4cae
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>>278043
SynthBread is food, Butter is food, therefore Bread n' Butter is the combination of two foods, making it a culinary recipe of masterful proportions.

>>278094
He was just making a victory pose. We had one some kind of contest.

>>278436
I head on to the lounge. Its kinda empty right now, but Deeko is still here. I give him a wave, he waves back

Commondragon 2011/02/03(Thu)11:14 No. 278711 ID: ea4cae
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"Sup Deek"

"Hey there Lu, haven't seen you in a while"

I hop up on the counter "Whats the box for?"

"Just got my mystery gift machine for the lounge"

"Since when did you get one of those? You could of been getting us some of the fancy real alcohol they had here a week back."

"Meh, the rest of the guys had a vote and they wanted this hunk of junk. Im waiting for east sector maintenance to take their break so they can install this thing"

"Well its a nice buy, but I have to ask ho-"

Commondragon 2011/02/03(Thu)11:14 No. 278712 ID: ea4cae
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HOLY FUCK I'M BLIND!!!!!

Escape as fast as you can, and go to wherever you're supposed to go in an emergency. If there was a breach and there's mana coming in, you said overexposure is extremely deadly.

Assume combat postion behind the counter, use/turn off mana sight.

Commondragon 2011/02/03(Thu)18:48 No. 278815 ID: ea4cae
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>>278743
THE STUFF OUTSIDE ISN'T THIS BRIGHT

>>278758
I CANT TURN IT OFF AND I CANT SEE THE COUNTER

I head shouting

Deeko: Hey, HEY, put that away, your blinding the guy!

???: What, OH, Im so sorry

Deeko: That too, turn it all off

The light fades. There is a FUCKING WIZARD standing next to us.

"Hello sir, I'm from SIMO academy, do you mind if I have a moment of your time?"

Say he can have a moment of your time, but first, ask him what the hell he just did to you, and ask him for a drink as an apology for the temp. blinding.

say that your clock for wizard shenanigans inst running, but you can waste some downtime with him if he doesnt get in the way.

better to make a stand since its pretty obvious he should be able to afford your fun for today. just make sure its not gay.

Common I swear you better start updating this again.

>>278815
also, this guy looks legit.