>>254925

Ask the thing it's name, tell it it doesn't have to be shy! You'll be its' friend!

>>254925
Aww. It looks so sad.

>>254925
Dodge incoming tentacle attack. Look cute and tell it you're vewwy sowwy for boating over its water.

Star Glitter 2010/11/10(Wed)19:58 No. 255051 ID: a4b4e3
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"Uh... I'm uh... Star Glitter... What's your naaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

It's an alien! They're trying to keep you from getting into space! Aggress mightily.

SWIM
BREATH
AVOID TENTACLES

grow a horn out of pure willpower.

.... if that fails call for the seaponies.

Quick! Remember your astronaut training sessions in the pool for walking on the moon!

>>255053
SHOO BE DOO!
SHOO SHOO BE DO, DAMN YOU! SAY IT!

(SHOO-BE-DO, SHOOP SHOOP BE DO) Call upon the sea ponies, when you're in distress! Helpful-as-can-be-ponies, simply signal SOS!

> Call upon the sea ponies

FUCK NO.

YOU KNOW WHAT SEAPONIES DO WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING? THAT'S RIGHT. THEY DRAG YOUR CORPSE DOWN INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN FOR YOU TO DROWN. THEN THEY LAY EGGS IN YOUR CARCASS WHILE THEY GIGGLE AND SHOOBIE DOO WHOOP. THAT'S HOW SEAPONIES ARE BORN.

THEY'RE DESPICABLE LITTLE DAEMONS DWELLING IN THE DEPTHS. NEVER, EVER CALL UPON THEM. MAKE THEM SUFFER AND RETURN TO HELL WHERE THEY FIRST SPAWNED.

Grab ahold of some plank or somesuch. You know how to walk in zero-G, right? Use that.

Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress. Helpful as can be ponies, simply signal S.O.S.
If you find you're cast adrift and haven't got an oar, count upon the Sea Ponies, they'll see you to shore.

SHOO BEE DOO, SHOO SHOO BEE DOO!

>>255053
Call upon your whale friend! Large whales are the natural predators of giant squids!

OM NOM NOM ;3

And don't feel too bad about it. A squid that size probably has the intelligence of a small yap-dog if it's lucky.

Surface and start crying.

Star Glitter 2010/11/11(Thu)11:56 No. 255260 ID: a4b4e3
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(Cutscene)
"SHOO BEE DOO! SHOO SHOO BEE DOO!"

Oh boy...

Suggestion 2010/11/11(Thu)13:33 No. 255297 ID: a4b4e3
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CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES, WHEN YOU'RE IN DISTRESS! HELPFUL AS CAN BE PONIES, SIMPLY SIGNAL S-O-S!

well, at least they don't look THAT bad.

Hold your face in your hooves.

>>255297
You now have to listen to the song. Such is the price for rescue.

Star Glitter 2010/11/11(Thu)13:38 No. 255303 ID: a4b4e3
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"IF YOU FIND YOU'RE CAST ADRIFT, AND HAVEN'T GOT AN OAR... (OAR!) CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES, THEY'LL SEE YOU TO SHORE!"

SHOO BEE DOO! SHOO SHOO BE DOO!

Squid: Consume delicious sea ponies.

Ask the sea ponies to take you to Pirate Cove! No point going back the way you came; you'll just be out a boat.

>>225317
A stolen boat, if I remember correctly.

See, this is why you don't get impatient when you don't have a time limit. Remember that, or you'll never make it to the moon.

>>255303

Fondly regard crustacean.

Calmly wait for the Sea Ponies to end their schtick while trying to retain your sanity, then ask them to take you to Pirate Cove.

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)08:08 No. 272263 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>255403
>>255433
I can't WAIT! It's way late, and these jerks could have easily gotten me to shore already but they're SINGING instead!

Sweet sparkles, this song just goes on and on!

>>255317

"ARE YOU SINKING FAST? HAD SOME NASTY SHOCKS?"

"JUST GET ME TO SHORE! THE PIRATE'S COVE SIDE OF THE SHORE!"

"FEELING LIKE ALL HOPE IS GONE, AND WASHED UP ON THE ROCKS! WASHED UP ON THE ROCKS!"

Wait, was that last part a threat? What the hay?

SHOO BE DOO! SHOO SHOO BE DOO!

>>272263
interrupt them then, just ask to go to Pirate Cove. If that stops their singing, apologize, so they don't just pop your bubble or something because you "hurt their feelings" or whatnot

No use being polite if they're dicks. Yell until your little pony lungs give out. That aught to get their attention.

>>272266
addition: Complain until they comply. If they're already taking you that way, you'll just have to bear with it and take it like a stallion

>>272268
>You'll just have to bear with it and take it like a stallion
>take it like a stallion

No.

In b4 they explode. You totally know it's gonna happen.

>>272263
Wait! Their language is song! You need to sing your wishes to them!

Please take me to the Pirate's Cove, on the o-ther shore~
If you do this boon for me, it's you I will a-dore~

>>272284
Of course! its so obvious now. You have to join the song and dance number to have an effect on it.

I presume this is some sort of interspecies diplomacy thing. They want to make sure you remember it was the sea ponies who saved you.

Tell them you're grateful to them, but in a hurry. That might work.

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)12:38 No. 272299 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>272266
>>272267
I'M TRYING TO INTERRUPT THEM! IT'S NOT WORKING! I'M YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN!

>>272268
Excuse me!?

>>272275
I really hope they don't explode!

>>272284
>>272287
Oh no.

Oh no no no.

Oh goodness.

I think you guys are right.

Okay... Deep breath... I'm uh, not the best singer in the world but uh... here goes...

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)12:41 No. 272300 ID: 9cb4b3
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Okay... Here goes...

"PlEaSe TaKe Me To ThE pIrAtE's CoVe, oN tHe O-tHeR sHoRe...
If.. Uh.. If yOu Do ThIs BoOn FoR mE, iT's YoU I WiLl A-dOrE tIlDe..."

They stop singing as soon as I start, and promise me they'll get me there as soon as possible if I promise to never sing again.

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)12:42 No. 272301 ID: 9cb4b3
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They also tell me I'm not supposed to say "tilde."

Anyways... uh... It looks like I'm there.

>>272301

Go up to Binky and say hi! It's important to befriend all shocker crabs.

>>272301
So you're the one pony in all of Ponytown who can't sing? That's... pretty stigmatizing I'd imagine.

Get up on shore. Inspect cave and crab.

Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2011/01/17(Mon)13:46 No. 272319 ID: 225a8f
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>>272301
Maybe you just sung the wrong song > .>
Next time we should try Underwater Friends or Murmaider.

Now ask the Crab "Sup Foo" then explore this cave.

Say hello to not-binky. Maybe he won't snap at you.

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)14:36 No. 272329 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>272310
Not every pony can sing! Singing is a skill! And does my cutie mark have something music related on it? No! So don't expect me to sing good!

>Inspect the crab

It's a white crab. I've never seen one like it before.

>Say hello to the crab.

"Uh... Hi?"

"'Ello, poppet."

>>272329
Freak out for a few seconds, then suddenly go serious face and ask the strange, talking white crab for its name.

>>272329
Holy manure - a talking crab! With an accent!

Um, ask him his name? Maybe what he's doing here, and if there's any treasure?

Star Glitter 2011/01/17(Mon)15:28 No. 272344 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>272329
"Uh... Who're you?"

"Oi'm Bonkay, Bonkay Joonyah, Oi'm standin' guard ovah dis cave entrance. An' yew are?"

"Oh. Uh. Star Glitter. I'm a pony."

"Ah ken see dat."

"So uh... Why are you here? Is there treasure around?"

"Oi'm standin' guard ovah dis 'ere entrance, and yeah, we gots plenny o' trezzyah, we wouldn' be good pirates if we dinnint, would we? Wha's it to ya though? You's best be off if you haven' got dealin' with us."

>>272344
Pirates, eh? Are they all crabs, or just him?
Be confident - you're ten times this guy's size.

Identify yourself as a pirate queen and demand to see their booty.

>>272344
Beg and plead with the crab if they can spare some rudders and a steering wheel and a space helmet and if they would be so kind as to give you a quick ride back over to the other shore when you get all three things so that you don't have to listen to the Sea Ponies sing again.

>>272344
Tell him you are looking for parts to build a ship to go to a land no one has ever been to before, and that you also may need a bit of money to purchase parts you cannot salvage. Offer him a tenth of all the treasure you find in this new land.

Star Glitter 2011/01/30(Sun)10:25 No. 276446 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>272350
How would I know?

>>272432
"Oh yeah? Well if you're a pirate, then I'm a Pirate Princess!"

The little crab just looks at me for a moment and then says "Yew silleh poneh! Poirates don't got princesses, poirates got ADMIRALS!"

"Oh. Well. I'm an Admiral then."

"No, yew ain't."

"We'll agree to disagree."

"No. We won't. Now quit callin' yerself an admiral before I give ye a pinch."

>>272710
"Well uh, do you guys have a shipwheel and maybe some rudders I can borrow?"

"Mebeh. Prolly got a few down in SHIPWRECK CAVE but ah wudn' take nothin' without me fatha's pamission."

"What about a space helmet?"

"A what?"

"Nevermind..."

>>274654
I'm not going to just bum him for cash! Besides, a tenth is a lot to keep track of, and if I start promising stuff like that now what'll happen when they don't like moonrocks and stuff as payment? That's silly!

>>276446
Do it the walstreet pirate way.
Say you need inbestment in your enterprise and give proof of the workings of your idea.
Then ask them if there's anything there that they may want.

Just go on in. Say you need a look around before you join. Insist that you are going to become a pirate and completely ignore any statement saying that you should leave and/or aren't going to be a pirate.

Lets go ask his father's permission then, we can claim that we're wanting to claim the moon in the name of their glorious pirate leader!

...The hell?

>>276460
Yes, go ask for permission.

>>276460
Ask for help, but don't make any offers until we know if he is willing or not.

Is Space Pony quest dead?

Star Glitter 2011/02/28(Mon)11:03 No. 285075 ID: 6b2b68
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Okay then! I go inside and uh... Whoa! This guy is huge!

"Oy, Pony, dis 'ere is me fatha. 'E's ADMIRAL BONKY SEENYAH."

"Arr... Wot's da meanin' o' dis, Joonyah?"

"'Ey pops, dis 'ere pony wants to head down to SHIPWRECK CAVE, should we let 'er through?"

"Arr... we would, but dere's just one problem, boy..."

"Eh? Wot's dat?"

"Ponies make excellent...

Star Glitter 2011/02/28(Mon)11:04 No. 285076 ID: 6b2b68
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...SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!

AIMED KICK TO THE EYES. SHOOT AND MOVE!

Also steal everything you can because that's what the Soviets and Yanks did and they ended up in space and on the moon and shit.

Flip it over and hit its weak spot for massive damage.

>>285076
"There's one problem with that.
You're pirates. Pirates hate slavers."

>>285076
RIP AND TEAR

>>285083
Ready yourself for battle
Ask him what need he has for slaves

>>285076
He's a crab ... just jump on his hat and say you have no time for this.
You can still stroll away from him if you need to.

Now now I think this Crab needs to be informed that Ponies make TERRIBLE slaves. They're easily distracted, not all that smart, not really strong enough to be any sort of workhorse.. since you know they're ponies, not horses. A Unicorn -maybe- if it had the right kind of magic...but naw.

Oh and they don't have hands. Seriously who wants a slave without hands or at least a pincher or two?

What you sir should be looking for is some sort of monkey creature hairless or other wise. Baby dragons also work in a pinch but just make sure it's an orphan.. their mothers can be kind of trouble to deal with given the whole 'eat you in one bite' aspect.

Did this die again?

Yes, it did. Now stop necroing it, you stupid fuck.

Star Glitter 2011/03/21(Mon)12:25 No. 289817 ID: 5f09c0
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>KICK THE PIRATE
Yeah! I'm not going to be some stupid crab's slave, that's for darn sure! I think it's time for a STAR-SHINE KICK!

Star Glitter 2011/03/21(Mon)12:27 No. 289819 ID: 5f09c0
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"STAR..."

"Arr, whotchoo be thinkin' yer doin', lass?"

"SHINE..."

"Er... Pony?"

Star Glitter 2011/03/21(Mon)12:28 No. 289820 ID: 5f09c0
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"KI-oof!"

Star Glitter 2011/03/21(Mon)12:40 No. 289823 ID: 5f09c0
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I... ow... my... my head hurts...

"Wake up, little pony..."

Ow... who..?

"Open your eyes, little pony. Let me see those pretty little eyes of yours..."

I... I don't like this voice! And my vision is all blurry, I can barely make out anything!

stay squinting and keep pretending to be knocked out.

>>289823
Told ya to stay out of his reach.

>>289823
Focus eyes
Check for legs
Pray to the Sisters that they're still there

>>289823
open eyes

I see your eyes are open.

don't wear a disguise

Star Glitter 2011/04/04(Mon)17:47 No. 293927 ID: 6b2b68
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I can see my legs, my legs are just fine...

But this... there's a weird lady in front of me and... Oh goodness...

"That's a good pony... My, what pretty little eyes you have... What's your name, little pony?"

"S-Star Glitter..."

"Well, you're my little pony now... The crabs demanded quite a sum but I think you'll be worth every gold piece..."

Oh sparkles...

ask what she wants with you. and try to stand up.

>>293927
Complement her on her halftone smoke.

>>293927
Tell her that you'd appreciate it not to die or to lose your eyes for some brew so you'll be doing everything she wants.

>>293927
She is touching you between your legs. Say it is not appropriate to touch somebody between the legs without consent.

>>248070
Don't look deep into her eyes, and pray she doesn't do any evil dances.

>>293927
Danger Pony Robinson: You run the risk of becoming a twinkle eyed pony, and this is not good.

Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2011/04/07(Thu)06:55 No. 294688 ID: 1d5e75
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>>294543
DAMNIT you beat me to it > .> i knew i should have posted that song yesterday

>>293927
>"Well, you're my little pony now... The crabs demanded quite a sum but I think you'll be worth every gold piece..."
>"Well, you're my little pony now
>my little pony

I see what you did there.


ask what she wants of you, and obey her... until opportunity strikes!

>>294748
You may wish to ask what today's adventure will be.

Star Glitter 2011/06/11(Sat)13:57 No. 311993 ID: 9cb4b3
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>>293935
I can stand up just fine...

"What do you... What do you want with me?"

"I need your help, my little pony... You see, my eyes are old, and next to useless... but your eyes are young and beautiful... I need you to help me find Cindy-Lou Sea-Derple, who has the most beautiful eyes of all... And when we're through... I'LL have the most beautiful eyes of all!"


W-Well, she's not doing any evil dances but... I don't like the sound of any of this!

Ask her what she actually wants you to do and make a decision based on that.

>>311993
She's some sort of witch woman, right? Ask her if she has enough magic to get you to the moon.

Sea Derple? Cindy Lou? Good grief. This is probably going to result in more singing. The bad news is that ponies do make excellent slaves. The good news is that since slavery is wrong, said witch woman just gave those crabs a bunch of gold for property they didn't even own. She should be mad at them, not you. In fact this is really good news, considering that instead of having a monstrous crab to fight that can dash you against the rocks (again), you have a half blind spindly looking witch who basically trusts that you'll obey her every command. I say run with it, don't try to escape yet (as she'll just try harder to stop you) and see if you can warn Cindy Lou before the witch copiessteals her eyes.

Star Glitter 2011/06/16(Thu)12:46 No. 313883 ID: 9cb4b3
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"If... If I do this for you, can you get me to the moon?"

"No. Why in the world would I do that? You are my slave now, I would have no use for you on the moon."

"What... What exactly do you want me to do?"

"Find Cindy-Lou Sea-Derple, bring her here. Now if you don't have any more questions I suggest you leave before I take your eyes instead."

YES MISS!
then run away and never return.

>>313885
This. Ask her where the city is and stuff and then just totally don't go do that.

Star Glitter 2012/03/13(Tue)15:18 No. 392496 ID: 9cb4b3
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"Well uh, Okay! I'll totally go do that. Go do that right now. I'll go straight there and not do anything between me being here and going there and doing the thing. Where is the exit?"

You're facing it already. Oh, and little pony, just so you know... I've taken the liberty of giving you a waterbreathing charm for your trip. Should you stray from your path at all you'll find that it will have left you."

"Ah."

"Hundreds of feet below sea level.

"Yes, you said that alr-"

"Without air."

...Sparkles.

Well nothing else to do but go along with it, at least as far as where you go. You'll need to find a way out of this situation along the way. It doesn't sound like she'll actually know what you do or say down there.