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>>248763
ATTEMPT FAILED.
>>248764
MY MEMORY SYSTEM HAS ALL PROVIDED INFORMATION ON MAGIC.
I AM A ROBOT, BUILT TO SERVE.
ENTER A COMMAND.
>>248766
SCANNERS INDICATE NEAREST POPULATION ZONE: 87.6 MILES DISTANCE.
SENSORS INDICATE LARGE, INEFFICIENT FLYING CONTRAPTION, AS WELL AS SENTIENT CREATURE COVERED IN INEFFICIENT ARMOR.
>"Hey, you! We're the Evil Dark Empire! We came here to, like, conquer it and all! Where do you get off murdering everyone like that? That's not how the evil game is played, buddy! If you kill everything there's nothing to rape or burn or sacrifice! Now listen. I'm not saying I'm not impressed. I am. I mean, you got style and all. I like how you don't mind being covered in the blood of hundreds. Just join us, and this little mishap will all be forgotten. If you don't... well, you got a problem."
EXAMINE FOR SOUL Y/N
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