Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)20:00 No. 208142 ID: d53745
File 127916283332.png - (76.38KB , 800x600 , 46.png )

>>208066

You're silly. Dead things don't just poof into nothing, they take ages to decompose!

>>208071

I'm not fucking touching it.

>>208072

Okay, let's just eat this zombified person no.

I guess I'll just go inside and sleep for now. REALLY need to wash up this morning, for real.

yeah sure. see you in the morning.

In the morning, you should look for a cave then wall it off and light it up with torches as your new home.

Wake up.

Wake up, I hear a SSSSSSSSSS

You've overslept. Go outside and wash up.

>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bites 2010/07/18(Sun)04:21 No. 209614 ID: 5e90fa
File 127945206841.png - (77.86KB , 800x600 , 47.png )

Oh. It's morning.

(Bit of a hugigantimungous break there guys. Kinda lost motivation, but it's back and I think I can manage to update some more.)

>>209614
First thing's first. Go take a bath.

You could make a pickaxe and go find caves after that

jack off furiously.

Bites 2010/07/18(Sun)04:36 No. 209620 ID: 5e90fa
File 127945297618.png - (197.23KB , 800x600 , 48.png )

>>209616

Of course, of course. I'm all sticky with pig blood and some of my own.

>>209617

I'd rather not. What would be the point?

>>209618

I refuse.

put your dick in the body of that pig you killed before

Put your body in the dick of that pig you killed.

Bites 2010/07/18(Sun)05:02 No. 209623 ID: 5e90fa
File 127945454577.png - (229.11KB , 800x600 , 49.png )

>>209621

This is stupid. You're stupid.

>>209622

Now you guys are getting just plain ridiculous. Stop trying to humor me, I'm on a fucking island in the middle of no-where and I'm getting really confused and sad and I want to go home. The least you guys could do is HELP me.

Go exploring the surroundings

Find caves, you'll find better resources there.

Chop down another tree, get some more wood to make your house more snazzy. Also I guess you could make a sword to kill shit with, or a shovel to dig with properly.

Let's build a boat!

Bites 2010/07/18(Sun)07:31 No. 209670 ID: 5e90fa
File 127946346725.png - (190.65KB , 800x600 , 50.png )

>>209626

Not much, just mostly some plains.

>>209630

What could a cave have that I would POSSIBLY need?

>>209653

Guess I should, it was a bit cramped last night.

>>209658

There's no land in sight! This won't accomplish anything.


Ah, there's a nice little tree to cut the fuck out of.


(Should I keep this soft shadow rendering? It brings the rendering time up about 4x but it looks pretty nice. Not sure if it fits the style, though.)

(50 picture milestone!)

>>209670
(no, go back to the old shadows)
Caves have iron ore, coal, gold, and diamonds. I'd think you would be mostly interested in the ore and coal though. Maybe you'll find an exposed vein of that just wandering around...

Stone. Caves have stone. With this, you can make a stronger house and a sword. Some armor would be nice, too.

Furthermore, you want coal. These monsters are allergic to light. Make some coal torches.

Suggestion 2010/07/18(Sun)09:35 No. 209701 ID: 5e90fa
File 127947091557.png - (168.07KB , 800x600 , 51.png )

>>209673

And exactly how useless would diamonds be if I were out in the middle of no-where and had nobody to sell them to or any use FOR the currency I would get?

>>209689

Oh. Ugh, I feel more retarded by the minute. Regardless, it gets pretty dark at night and a comforting light would be nice, even if there were no monsters for it to scare away. Then there's also the upside of having stronger tools!

Just gonna take this tree back and make a pickaxe now, I guess!

>>209701
We were right about the creepers. Have a little faith.

Make a boat.

There is a pig standing on the underside of the leaves of that tree. Notice this and become terrified.

these pigs are worse then the monsters.

Attempt to tame a pig. Name him Dhalsim.

>>209701
Diamonds aren't worth money on these kinds of islands.

However, as ridiculous as it sounds, they are AMAZING for making armor and tools or weapons. They're super strong and you become a gleaming knight of creeperkilling. Also, investigate the weird antigravity pig.

(this is a really cool quest and I really like it! I think maybe you might want to take a look at Weaver's custom tileset--it looks really neat and it's also a lot easier to differentiate what kind of material weapons and tools are made of)

>>209623

Wait, you can swim?

What... what are you?

>>209701
Yep, seems like a plan. Might also want to make a door. Oh, and carry around like ten or fifteen sticks. Might come in handy.

>>209701

You better dig on upper ground though, or you'll fall on flooded caves.

Also, you might want to look for something to wear that's confortable and durable. And isn't made from bodies of dead pigs; They don't have good leather.

Sorry about the really, really, really delayed posts lately, but I've been experiencing some incredibly annoying technical limitations due to the fact that blender really isn't optimized for this kind of thing. I've had really humorous plans for the quest and I really hope I can continue it until then, but with how slowly blender works with just the absurdly SMALL world I've come to complete, without some outside help I'm in a metaphorical dead end. I could climb the ladder out and endure the slow work, or I could find some way to optimize the performance, but one of the main gripes I have is building the world by hand. If I could take the VISIBLE faces from minecraft, and import them into blender, I could use a REAL map without the performance drop.

Next post coming up will be response to all the commands that have been given.

Bites 2010/07/20(Tue)18:49 No. 210520 ID: 5e90fa
File 12796769533.png - (96.71KB , 800x600 , 52.png )

>>209704

Eh. Alright. I'll make some more tools.

>>209729

I've already called you retarded, what more do I need to say?

>>209757

This confuses me. Pigs cannot stand underneath leaves as if they were spiders. Stop being ridiculous.

>>209758

They're good for food. That's all I really care about. Noting which, I should go out and eat some of them later.

>>209829

Eh. I'd prefer to eat them but I guess I could try.

>>210084

Hm.... Diamond sword... I LIKE this idea.

>>210221

I can swim.
I'm a person, you fuckheaded dimwit.

>>210240

Hehehe. Beating pigs to death with sticks. Sounds hilariously evil and fun.

>>210355

but

but
i like these clothes

>Hehehe. Beating pigs to death with sticks. Sounds hilariously evil and fun.

More like using them for tools and for torches (mostly torches) for your eventual beginning in mining.

Also, you should make a club from a stick and some wood, so you can defend yourself.

well the shirt has a giant hole in it and after a while they will fall apart from wear and tear so you need backups.

Bites 2010/07/20(Tue)21:12 No. 210558 ID: 5e90fa
File 127968556756.png - (114.82KB , 800x600 , 53.png )

>>210521

I guess. Hooray! Sword! Pickaxe! Let's go mining for fi-- diamonds and coal!

>>210522

I'll put it back together. WITH MY BARE HANDS

>>210558
Ignore the pig. Find a good spot for your mine entrance then start digging!

>Diamonds and coal!
>bitchesandwhores.png

ALRIGHT! Now unequip that shit and start digging downwards in a stair-like manner, until you hit STONE. Mine chunks of that shit, and make a pick out of THAT and get going further down. Collect all the stone you can. If you get full, come back.

Bites 2010/07/20(Tue)21:37 No. 210569 ID: 5e90fa
File 127968705638.png - (92.73KB , 800x600 , 54.png )

>>210559

Way ahead of you.

>>210560

I've got a little stone right here, don't need to dig the dirt.

Hooray! Let's make a stone pickaxe now!

The best loot is in caves though! You can't just dig through the ground straight down, if you don't fall into a cave, you'll fall into lava!

>>210572

I beg to differ. I've found about 20 diamonds digging out my own caves.

>>210572
5x5 pit with stairs is best.

A cave offers way better shelter with the least amount of work.

>>210572
I agree that digging straight down is a bad idea. You should never dig rock that's right below your feet. However, digging out a downwards shaft is fine so long as you leave stairs or something.

Anyway, stone is the most readily available material. I would suggest making the rest of your house out of it instead of wood. Save the wood for making tools and torches.

>>210864
Yeah, a 3x3 or 5x5 mineshaft is excellent, because it speeds right through the z-levels and you can hit minerals pretty easily.

Bumb

Did a skeleton get him?

ne he fapped to deathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

revival again, if somebody is willing to either a. write a program to convert minecraft maps to .obj files or b. buy me paint3d, i'll be MORE than happy to continue this quest. however, blender has become nearly impossible to work with, and i either need a method to import poses and models directly into minecraft or a method to export minecraft directly into blender.

again, sorry for the bump, but this is the truth.