Go back to sleep. Call in sick later.

Become Spiderman.

>Become Spiderman.

Spiderman has superpowers. You don't.

>Go back to sleep.

You try, but you're just not all that sleepy. Not to mention the window's letting in a draft.

>Call in sick later.
You keep that in mind.

Become SpiderGirl.
MC2 is what the Marvel universe would be like if they decided to stop making horrible decisions and start making good ones.

>>206950
Duh, that's why you should BECOME Spider-Man.
This is not that complicated.

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>Become SpiderGirl.
Either spidergirl needs to acquire a penis or you to lose one for that to happen.

>MC2 is what the Marvel universe would be like if they decided to stop making horrible decisions and start making good ones.

The last comic you read was 30 Days of Night, so you're pretty indifferent about Marvel or comics in general. Ben Templesmith is a hell of an artist though.

>Duh, that's why you should BECOME Spider-Man.

SpiderMan or SpiderGirl, damnit, you can only have one.

Besides, where are you even going to get superpowers?

>This is not that complicated.
You may have just apparently recently become schizophrenic but that doesn't mean you can get smart with you, you know.

Maybe before anything else, you should have a snack. Food is good.

>>206957
Spider-Girl. You never used that penis anyway.

Also? Get bitten by a radioactive spider.

Why be derivative? Become SPIDER TRANSVESTITE.

Become a Spider Animorph.

>>206958
yes food.

>>206957
>Besides, where are you even going to get superpowers?
WalMart