let's see, dressed, eating, washed. nope, you are good to go.

>>203935
She's a rat, what do you think?

>>203936
School stuff? books? a bag? homework?

Do you have your school supplies or whatever?

>>203939
Rats actually have very good hygiene and spend a lot of their waking life grooming.

Jonah's coming? Quick, hide your vibrator. Just toss the covers over it or something.

Pick up your homework and school supplies, I guess, binder, paper, pencils, all that jazz.

>>203934
hide your vibrator.

Put on some nice smelling stuff
don't be creepy

>>203947

Yeah, except for their tendancy to hang around those filthy humans so much.

>>203948

Psh. Hide your vibrator? That's like telling Jonah to hide his penis. Leave it out for him to glimpse as he meets you at your front door. Claim you know nothing about it. c:

And yeah, don't forget your chemistry books and such. Especially the lab manual; they'll be mad if you have to borrow your partner's manual again!

>>203958
>>203962
Claim it's a "Back Massager."

>>203964
Claim it's an electric tortilla maker.

Low is for flour, high is for corn.

>>203934
Put on deo, hide vibrator and grab school supplies. Then you're good to go.

>>203934
Look out the windows before you open the door. Just to be sure you didn't masturbate up a riot again.

Diana 2010/07/07(Wed)16:18 No. 204652 ID: 7c97d9
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>>204102
It's quiet around here, no standby riots outside my apartment building. Hopefully it'll stay that way at school.

I'm fully prepared, then. I hope Jonah doesn't mind the overalls. They're a bit small for me, but I guess it'll do better than the sando shirt and tight shorts, right?

Diana 2010/07/07(Wed)16:20 No. 204654 ID: 7c97d9
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I go out the building. Jonah's already there!

"... Uhh, hi, Diana... That looks c-c-cute on you..."

Eeek! Jonah thinks my overalls are cute!

gotta stay calm, act too excited about it and it may scare him off, just thank him, as a bonus, since he gave a compliment first you can give him one back without seeming out of place, compliment his outfit too.

>>204654
... why is he dressed up like that?

...
If it turns out he has a creepy fetish for Diana...
Well... it'd just be realy awkward...
and hot

Also, compliment on the Shades. Shades are an important thing, generally for a cool factor, getting girls, or being a douche.

>>204654
Thank him and tell him the shades look good on him.

Then get on with the walk to the school. You can talk a bit about your various sport intrests or just gossip a bit about teachers. Keep it tame until you can figure out his attitudes to stuff like that.

>>204654
Something seems... off. Like he's trying too hard? Or maybe he just has a kink for overalls, who knew? Anyways just engage in small talk, and if he'd heard anything new about the riot or just whatever.

Also ask him what he was saying after he dropped you off last night, it sounded like he said something about where you live.

Sounds good. Just remember you have every day after this one to walk to school with him.

>>204662
ah yes, sounds good.

>>204654
Uhm. Ask if they're TOO cute. You said they were a bit small for you; you wouldn't want people to stare at you all day.

Also, remain calm.

Diana 2010/07/07(Wed)18:01 No. 204680 ID: 7c97d9
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Okay then, calming down... Ugly beasts... Ugly beasts...

There! No sudden urge to relieve myself again.

"Thanks, Jonah. I think it's a bit small for me, though..."
"No, I think you're fine... in that... I mean, it's not bad..."
"I like your shades."
"T-T-Thanks. I just... It's sunny today, so I'd better cover my eyes, you know..."
"Did you say or hear anything last night after I got in my building, by the way? I think someone said something..."
"I didn't hear anything out of place. I went home immediately."

Well, that's good to know, maybe...

Jonah is a spah

>>204680
Well you already have one set of semicrazy headvoices. Getting a bit of paranoia on top of your schizophrenia isn't that uncommon. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

So, ask him what he has planned for the day.

Diana 2010/07/07(Wed)19:10 No. 204710 ID: 7c97d9
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"What's your plan for today?"
"We're supposed to have a basketball practice today, but the indoor gym's closed for security reasons. So I'm pretty much free for the whole day."

I try to open up topics for our conversation, but Jonah just responds with either a nod or a single sentence. Nothing significant happens between the two of us for a couple of minutes.

I could feel Jonah's a bit nervous. Is he still worried about what happened yesterday?

Diana 2010/07/07(Wed)19:10 No. 204711 ID: 7c97d9
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"Hey, Diana... Am I boring you? This probably isn't going according to what you wanted..."
"Me? No, not at all... I'm quite happy that you're with me walking to school."
"You're a free-spirited person, you know that? You do pretty much whatever you like without really worrying a lot. That's admirable..."
"It gets me into trouble though. I guess my attitude needs some changing."
"You shouldn't. I'm actually a bit jealous of you..."

tell him he seems nervous and ask way.

Tell him to relax. He'll have plenty more times walking you to school to be naughty about it.

Alternatively tackle him into the bushes and do it.

>>204711
"Jealous? Of me? I embarrassed myself, and the whole school. I probably have fifty different scandalous rumors being made up about me right now. But you're sweet to say that. Thanks."

>>204711
"Okay, maybe not my attitude, but.. my behavior. You remember the game. I just need to keep a reign on my impulses. The alternative pits a tiny lil' rat against the whole world."

>>204711
P.S. Show a lil' concern that your coveralls don't cover enough. Encourage him to look you over.

>>204711
"Why jealous?"

I'm seconding asking him about his apparent nervousness.

Diana 2010/07/07(Wed)22:05 No. 204763 ID: 7c97d9
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"Why would you be jealous of a girl who got into trouble for shlicking in public?"

Jonah lets out a brief laugh, but suddenly tries to stop himself from exploding.

"What, was it really that embarassing?!"
"To be honest, yeah... You really should start controlling yourself, especially with other people around you."

Agh!

Diana 2010/07/07(Wed)22:05 No. 204764 ID: 7c97d9
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"But let's ignore that. Things happen, so we adapt to it. You've done a mistake, so let's just try to avoid it in the future."
"... You were tensed up earlier. Why are you nervous?"
"I'm just worried on the reception we're going to get at school, but you just reminded myself not to give it such a thought. At least we'll go through this together, and I'm confident we'll push through."

(And his glasses even fell off when he laughed! Wow, he really thought it was funny!)

well, seems while he thought it was funny he doesn't hold it against you. that's good.

You actually said the word schlicking. Oh my god.

Not all is lost! Jonah still likes you. He's sooooo cool! Tell him you'll totally control yourself, for him~

>>204764
Grasp his hand and say "We should spend more time together. Hopefully we'll rub off on each other.
... ACK! I didn't mean it that way! Er, unless you'd be inter-GAH! I'll just shut up now..."

Margret Thacher naked on a cold day.

>>204764
Bend over and pick up his sunglasses.

>>204764

>push through

Smirk. "Wrong choice of words." Keep it joking.

I think it would help to think about Jonah in a nonsexual context. So... try to do that.

>>204832
This, he seems like a great guy so if you're gonna treat him like a talking dildo, don't think about us helping you.

>>204764
Thank him for not being all awkward about it. You really need someone friendly right now.

Diana 2010/07/08(Thu)10:03 No. 204958 ID: 7c97d9
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"Thanks, Jonah... You've been real support lately."

Jonah just nods as we finally get to our school. Someone's by the gates, seemingly waiting for us.

???: "Hey, loverats! Diana, I guess this means no more W.D.W.J., right?!"

... Lilai?! She looks quite different from yesterday!

Diana 2010/07/08(Thu)10:03 No. 204959 ID: 7c97d9
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Lilai: "Come on now, we're going to be late for class!"
Diana: "... Why are you so eager about class? You're not even half as interested as I do! And what's with that headband? It looks freaky..."
Lilai: "No time to explain! You can let go of her now, Jonah sweetah! Let us girls alone!"

>>204959
Say bye to Jonah and follow her to class.

What none of you guys realize is that Jonah is a secret agent shadowing you to report to the Cat Authority, for within your body lies the secret to he continued survival of all rat-kind: the Tau Molecule. The diabolical cats, however, want the secrets of the Tau molecule for their own, and have sent Jonah to find them.

>>204963

We...sure don't.

>>204959

Diana, you have your own fan club? Who knew!

>>204959
I have a baaaaad feeling about this...

go straight to class, do not go on any detours regardless of what she says.

Yall gonna die

gabba gabba one of us

scissor with Lilai

>>204959
This could either be a horrible prank in the making, some sort of support group, or a strange diversion of the 'you done bad' group.

Unfortunately, none of those possibilities mean you can skip Class. Go!

>>205036
Let's just hope that they formed a fanclub or something...

>>204959
I have no idea what's going on, but brace for awkwardness. I mean, even more awkwardness.

Diana 2010/07/17(Sat)17:57 No. 209426 ID: 7c97d9
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>>204961
I thank Jonah and wave goodbye. He doesn't seem to be going anywhere except the gate, but he's fine with that, I think.

>>205036
>>205045
>>205121
Yeah, I already thought something bizarre would happen today, after all the things yesterday. I'm kind of bracing for them.

Lilai: "We're here!"

The usual noise from the classroom goes silent all of a sudden.

Lilai: "See, Mrs. Sanders? She's not late! She's fine."
Mrs. Sanders: "Okay then... Please take your seat, girls."

Diana 2010/07/17(Sat)17:58 No. 209427 ID: 7c97d9
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... Everything seems to be normal. We're holding a very ordinary Chemistry class.

... And somehow, I don't like this. It's kind of creeping me out.

Focus. Lets learn some motherfucking chemistry.
Goddamn miracles is what this shit is.

Enjoy it while you can. Shenanigans are sure to follow.

>>209427
Take notes, put them into lyrical format, and make up a melody that goes along with them.

memory wipe. no one remembers it happened, only logical conclusion. be ready to run from guys in black suits, but for now try to act normal.

Diana 2010/07/17(Sat)20:23 No. 209460 ID: 7c97d9
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>>209435
Let's see what I can quip up...

Diana 2010/07/17(Sat)20:24 No. 209461 ID: 7c97d9
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... Okay, maybe this lesson should be something I should listen to, but I can't help but be distracted by Mrs. Sanders. She seems... a bit depressed.

Mrs. Sanders: "... And the oxidizing agent is? Diana, can you answer?"

>>209461
Looks like Magnesium from the info on the board, but I HAVE NOT TAKEN CHEMISTRY so other suggestions are very likely to be more correct than me.

>>209460

Do as you 'oughtter, add acid to water!

Also chlorine oxidizes everything. That's why it's so deadly.

ok. This time so you can explain
Magnesium loses electrons. It is being oxidized.
Lead(Pb) is what is taking the electrons, so it is the Oxidizing agent.

Also, make a note that lead can have a charge of +2 or +4 cause it's cool that way...
and that lead has a configuration of [Xe]4f14 5d10 6s2 6p2.

Say that you spent the night studying (with Jonah... it's in parenthesis cause I don't want you to actually say that...).

>>209461
Chlorine.

>>209464
and also note that she's pointing at the bottom equation, which means that Fe2+ is oxidized...
by Cl...
the answer is
Fe + 2Cl-

I can see a number 2 just sticking out from behind the teacher's head...

>>209461
Tell her everything on the board is wrong and that she is stupid.

>>209461
"An apple."

It's a trick. She's setting you up for a yo momma joke. You have to beat her to it. The answer is "Your mom."

Diana 2010/07/21(Wed)20:43 No. 210865 ID: 7c97d9
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"It's Chlorine, right?"
"Yes... But..."

Mrs. Sanders pauses for a second.

"... Nevermind. I think that's all for today's lesson. You can all have your free time."

Diana 2010/07/21(Wed)20:43 No. 210866 ID: 7c97d9
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???: "But Mrs. Sanders, it's just half an hour since we started-"
Mrs. Sanders: "Stop complaining and go out, now! This is what you all want, right?! I've given you my lesson for today, so just go!"
"And you, Diana! You're staying here. We need to talk."

if she asks how you knew that, tell her you're a wizard.

>>210868
A SCIENCE wizard.

>>210866
Of course something terribly wrong is going on, but at least she's coming straight out about it. Just try to stay calm pay attention and be ready for anything.

Oh shit. We shoulda had you just say what you'd normally say.
Wait, shouldn't there be someone else in the room always? In most schools at least. Claim someone who'd be okay knowing we're in your head.

>>210896
Pfft, naw. Just tell her that you're trying to turning your focus to studying.

...this smells like a trap. If it turns out to be, kick her int he shins.

>>210869
>a PINBALL wizard
Fixed.

>>210866

>> "Yes... But..."

:3c

>> "... Nevermind."

:o She dropped the yo momma joke! She must think you weak. That underestimation will cost her her reputation and sense of humor!

Diana 2010/07/21(Wed)22:57 No. 210969 ID: 7c97d9
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... I'm left with Mrs. Sanders. She slouches down and brings both her hands to her eyes. Eventually, she starts to break down.

"... Was it something I said, Mrs-"
"P-P-Please, don't talk for a second..."

Mrs. Sanders sobs, sometimes groaning between her cries. Somehow, it feels like she's been holding it for awhile, trying to look professional in front of her student.

Diana 2010/07/21(Wed)22:57 No. 210970 ID: 7c97d9
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A minute later, Mrs. Sanders recovers herself from her wailing. The first thing she says afterwards is...

"... Did those nasty perverts hurt you in any way? Please don't lie to me..."

>>210970

Uh, yeah they socked you in the stomach? Unless she was talking about Jonah? How dare she say that about Jonah!

Don`t talk about us like that >:C

oh, i suppose you can just tell her the truth about what happened.

Hug the teacher.

Either talking about them, or talking about us. They punched you, we didn't!

>>210970
She thinks you got raped, and she's blaming herself. Tell her how it actually went down.

>>210970
Give her a hug. She needs one.
"Oh! No, not like that! Jonah and Gromu were close, and they stepped in before things got really bad.
All I got was a punch in the gut. I'm fine, really."

>>210970
Tell her that you got punched. But Jonah and Gromu intervene before anything else could happen. And Jonah got beat up pretty bad.

>>210970
Oh... The rape attempt...

"they socked me hard in the stomach, and I think I got voices in my head from that. Hopefully they both subside."

>>211075
what? why would saying something about us be a good idea?

And by they, i mean the other two guys. If it weren't for goromu or Jonah... I don't want to think about it...

Because if things go down, it'll be nice to have another supporter behind us. Also cause someone needs to council Diana if we break her mind.

Also cause it makes us much more prominent. Our presence can be proven with very high level questions which we can likely solve. If not by our own minds, by the internets which bring us together.

>>211078
well then don't blame our appearance on a gut punch. we showed up right before last class and kinda helped her with that one too.

>>211078
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Right now we want her to worry less.