>>203281
Obviously the huge phallic one.

>>203286
We must all be diverse.

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)16:15 No. 203289 ID: 4531bc
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The staff is manned by a GENUINE AMERICAN ARTICLE of a man! it's s-

Suddenly, everything seems much less imperative. Everything's so slow, and you're itching to get your dance on.

"uh, yeah, wassup boy, how's it goin"
>"Everything's fine, sir. we-"
"Hey, you got some booze back there? I'll givegive ya' a pretty penny for it"
>"um, sir, are you-"
"GWAHAHAHAHA! I'm just messin with your coconut boy. Man, last night was amazing! Jenna was just gorgeous"
>"uhm, sir, are you going to be buying something today?"
"yeah, sure, whatever. How 's about all 3 of dem crackaboomas?'
"Alright, sir. That'll be $76.97"

Ah. Purchase. The joy of keeping the wheels of America's economy well greased, The thrill of paying with REAL AMERICAN DOLLARS...

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)16:17 No. 203292 ID: 4531bc
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Oh crap. You only have a twenty and some change.

What to do?

>>203292
Time to accuse him of being unpatrtiotic and confiscate his goods.

Switch to American Prosperity/Greed so that you can afford all three. Or at least the big one.

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)16:39 No. 203303 ID: 4531bc
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"hey man, eh, could you escuse me for a sec. I got to go someplace, like, out of sight, because I, like, um, need to get the cash. I'll be right back with your money."
>"Alright then, sir"

*Your embody the AMERICAN ASPECT of GREED AND PROSPERITY!*

engage in some extreme trading with nearby people to gain immense amounts of money in a short amount of time.

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)16:46 No. 203306 ID: 4531bc
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>"eh, sir, is that you?"
'I NEED THOSE FIREWORKS FOR THE AMERICAN CAUSE!"
>"I'm sorry, sir, but if you want them you're going to have to pay."
"YOU! You are a DISGRACE to your NATION! A domestic TERRORIST! I, on behalf of the American way, am going to have to confiscate those pyrotechnic devices of yours!"
>"Ehm sir-"
"Hey, what's that over there?" You point,
>"Huh"
You quickly scoop up all of the fireworks and make a run for it.

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)16:56 No. 203309 ID: 4531bc
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>"Stop! You're breaking the law!"
"Screw the law, I ha- er, ehm, uh, just screw the law!"

Hm, maybe that wasn't the most American of statements, but you think you're going to run with it.

...Speaking of running, Who are you running from? There's nothing for miles around, and all the police are parked up in the big highways, ticketting people for speeding.

Now what?

now get some tape and hook them all together and set it off.

>>203309
Now you are AMERICAN JUSTICE! You'll get away with it.

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)17:14 No. 203321 ID: 4531bc
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After obtaining the necessary sham-pan-ya with some conveniently available taxpayer money, you retreat to your classy country manor to relax after a long day of hard, productive, "work."

hey, it looks like it's about time for the fireworks...

Not only in the quest. Paused.

Drink alcohol.
Belch fire.

Drink fire.
Belch alcohol.

Fire alcohol.
Belch drink.

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)19:52 No. 203373 ID: 4531bc
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Oh, and you also used some of that Taxpayer Money © To get yourself a state-of-the-art computer-assisted mechanized firework launch platform. You also taped all of the fireworks together into one FANTASTIC FOURTH OF JULY FREEDOM FRANKEN-FIREWORK.

This is gonna be so awesome...

oh man oh man. it so will.

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)20:08 No. 203383 ID: 4531bc
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ooh...

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)20:11 No. 203386 ID: 4531bc
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aah

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)20:11 No. 203387 ID: 4531bc
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Ehh...

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)20:11 No. 203388 ID: 4531bc
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ooh

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)20:12 No. 203389 ID: 4531bc
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Wait what.

THOSE PESKY CANADIANS
this is unforgivable

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)20:13 No. 203391 ID: 4531bc
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"AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS, I'M FREE!"

wat

Transform into AMERICAN MILITARY MIGHT!

Then kick its ass.

!!!!! son of a bitch!
switch to America's industrial might and build some kinda kickass weapon.

>>203391
Let me guess, you're going to conquer the earth?

Mister America 2010/07/04(Sun)21:05 No. 203424 ID: 4531bc
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A few things:

A quick overview of the combat system (a combat system!?).
In most situations, you have a power gauge. The gauge can be used to do cool stuff, like summoning objects and doing magical stuff. the gauge recharges between battles, and very slowly, over time. You can, however refill your gauge by winning the mental aspects of a battle with the enemy, by defeating their arguments and 'other stuff. '

Next, would you guys like me to post when I expect suggestions and when I don't, seeing as a lot of these are sequences of several images? That said, I'm totally fine with posts and suggestions in between 'sequence' updates. :D

Lastly, You're going to have to reach a consensus about what you want to turn into, or if you want to hear this guy's spiel first. Or whatever else you want to do. ;)

That's all for America Quest tonight. See y'all tomorrow! Stay PATRIOTIC, stay classy.

yeah, let's hear him out first so we can hear how wrong and stupid he is and perhaps he will accidentally tell us a weakness.

then change into industrial aspect to build a ton of equipment.

Embody the American Spirit of Science and nail the fucker with nukes/railguns/teleforce.
Tesla and Einstein may not have been born American, but they moved to America, knowing it to be the greatest and most partytastic of nations.

Mister America 2010/07/06(Tue)11:01 No. 204180 ID: 4531bc
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"Who or what are you, vile un-American fiend?"

"Allow me to introduce myself
They call me Doctor Canada
I'm cold and kind of boring
But wait! Here comes the best part!

I'll freeze your precious nation cold as ice
And make you play hockey, ooh, that sounds nice!
So listen, here's some sound advice, be smart~
Don't try to stop the Doctor!

C-c-c-c-cunning
C-c-c-c-clever Canada!"

"...wait. Was that too overbearing? I didn't mean to offend you or anything. I'm sorry if I did!"
"W-why are you clutching your head like that? Are those math equations? That's pretty cool You've got to show me how to do that once I'm done assimilating your nation and subjugating your people. It's nothing personal, I hope you understand."

*Cleverly combining the ideas of American industry and science, you adopt the AMERICAN ASPECT of INVENTION!*
*From the concepts of FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY, to the HOT DOG, to the LIGHT BULB, the NUCLEAR ICBM, and even the LEFT PINKY FINGER, America's feats of human ingenuity SHINE OUT like a BEACON OF FREEDOM to the rest of the world.*

What will your next move be?

>>204180
Summon the spirit of summer in the deep south and baseball to beat off his inferior Canadian winter and winter dependant sport.

>>204182
He can counter that with lacrosse.

Throw tree-eating beetle things at him.

use science power to invent an anti-ice machine and point it at canada. thus destroying the hokey rinks and leaving him powerless.

>>204180
Counter him with the greatest American invention, the Zamboni.

EMBODY the AMERICAN ASPECT of the ARMED FORCES!

Mister America 2010/07/18(Sun)14:15 No. 209776 ID: 4531bc
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Combining two BRIGHTLY SHINING examples of AMERICAN ingenuity, you reverse-engineer the ICE-SMOOTHING WONDER that is the Zamboni to create a device previously seen only in the subconscious nightmares of every Canadian:
The Anti-Zamboni.
No hockey rink is safe from its pleasantly warm reach!

You quickly think up the worst one-liner that could possible be formulated under the current circumstances and belt it out at the choleric Canadian clown:
"Give it up, Doctor! We don't want your cold!"

"My god, that was terrible. I mean, I didn't mean to offend you or anything, that's just my opinion. Others might like it, you know? I'm sorry if I- agh, I'm just making it worse, aren't I? Well, it's not going in a few minutes, is it, now?

You know, Canada's the only place from which to get delicious CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP. What would you pathetic American people do without our pleasantly viscous sugary liquids? Speaking of which..."

You feel a drop of something sticky land on the back of your neck.

Radio America! Mister America 2010/07/18(Sun)14:18 No. 209777 ID: 4531bc
Audio polar240.mp3 - (1.59MB )

You can suggest one-liners to say if your action is successful. Please don't make them horrible.

>>209776
Fuuuuu. Quickly, summon up the hatred for food from the american fashion industry. Make sure you're not tempted by his vile sugery sweetness. Then counter with cars.

As for possible one liner "It was sweet of you to drop in, but I think you should drive off now!". Dear god it's horrible in any way and form. I actually hope this doesn't work out.

>>209778
switching aspects takes too long. we need to invent a counter...

>>209776
>>209779
Maple syrup comes from trees! Focus your invention on Urbanization and Deforestation! Invent a giant chainsaw or woodchipper or something!

>>209783
But down that road lies lumberjacks. And there is no way Canada can lose to that, they have too many of their own.

>>209792
not lumberjack, they cut wood with their axe. we will use a giant death saw machine thing. like that machine from fern gully!

>>209794
Do you really want to gamble with chainsaws against Canadian lumberjacks? Even huge ones?

Canada's main weakness is itself. Their maple syrup comes from the french parts who want to separate from everyone else, instead of real American maple syrup like they get in Vermont. We can defeat their lumberjacks for the same reason.

Suggestion 2010/07/20(Tue)14:39 No. 210474 ID: 4531bc
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You formulate a TRULY AMERICAN plan, and contrive to stop the Maple syrup at the source!

Mister America 2010/07/20(Tue)15:10 No. 210478 ID: 4531bc
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Behold!, the JOHN DEERE ULTRA HEAVY DUTY FREEDOM DEFORESTATOR 9000!

strap the anti-Zamboni to the back and let's go destroy the maple tree forest.

>>210478
Watch out for mounties and lumberjacks. And Canadian snipers. Those guys are freaking crazy.

switch to lumber industry to maximize it's powers.

Mister America 2010/07/21(Wed)13:26 No. 210732 ID: 4531bc
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Behold!, the JOHN DEERE ULTRA HEAVY DUTY FREEDOM DEFORESTATOR 9000 DELUX WITH OPTIONAL ANTI-ZAMBONI ATTACHMENT!

You decide that switching aspects in the heat of battle, while the room is rapidly filling with maple syrup, would not be a very American idea.

You move on to the 'Destroy The Maple Forest' phase of your GLORIOUSLY AMERICAN plan!

Mister America 2010/07/21(Wed)13:27 No. 210734 ID: 4531bc
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Wait, what happened to your attic!? it us-UFGHGLBGLUBGLUBGLUB

Mister America 2010/07/21(Wed)13:38 No. 210738 ID: 4531bc
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"Oi! Carter!"
"Wha' is it, Nate?"
"What be this thing right here, Carter?"
"Haven't a clue, Nate"
"Look to me like one o' 'dem chainsaw things. , Eh, Carter? Whaddya think?"
"Told ya', I haven't a clue!"
"'Course you haven't a clue! yer' all tha' way on the far side of this here lot! Get yer' lousy ass over here and take a look a- Hey! It stopped! Wonder why it did that. You know, Nate?"
"If it is one'a'dem chainsaw things, is prolly tha' sap messin' wid' its gear things! That's my conjecture, 'tleast!"
"Hey, Carter! Carter! There's little guy down there! Hello there, little guy! What 're you doing here?"

DAMN YOU CANADAAAAAA

use the flame thrower, the heat will make the sap runny.

>>210738
Damn, the plan has hit an unforeseen snag. Quick, start a forrest fire!

Mister America 2010/07/21(Wed)14:38 No. 210752 ID: 4531bc
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American news: The flamethrower still works, everything's on fire new.

Bad news: EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE NOW!!!

>>210752
True, that is a slight problem. Quickly evacute the premises to make sure you don't burn to death.

Fire is fine so long as your mech is fire resistant. MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

Mister America 2010/07/21(Wed)18:43 No. 210806 ID: 4531bc
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I was informed that the situation was getting a little confusing. Thus, a helpful diagram!

You are in the lower room of your house. The maple syrup is being dispensed from a forest of trees that have spontaneously appeared in your attic. Those pesky Canadians!

Mister America 2010/07/21(Wed)18:46 No. 210807 ID: 4531bc
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You JOHN DEERE ULTRA HEAVY DUTY FREEDOM DEFORESTATOR 9000 DELUX WITH OPTIONAL ANTI-ZAMBONI ATTACHMENT is floating in about 4 feet of maple syrup.

That, plus the fact that maple syrup makes a terrible lubricant, has rendered all the mechanical joints in your contraption non-functional. This does not affect you or the anti-Zamboni. The joints may be repaired. The device also may be further modified.

These are just clarifications. The two previous posts still apply.

modify the driver cab to be fire immune. then make more fire.

>>210807
Modify the deforestor float on top of the maple syrup. Then set your attic on fire. The Canadians can't be allowed to win. The shame would be too much.

Suggestion 2010/08/13(Fri)12:32 No. 218063 ID: 4531bc
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In a flash of PATRIOTIC INSPIRATION, you develop unique, new, patent pending product: AmeriTech FireSol Industrial-Strength Aerosol Fireproofing Solution!

The machine is protected, on to the cabin...

Mister America 2010/08/13(Fri)12:37 No. 218067 ID: 4531bc
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... A few moments later, the JOHN DEERE ULTRA HEAVY DUTY FREEDOM DEFORESTATOR 9000 DELUX WITH OPTIONAL ANTI-ZAMBONI ATTACHMENT PLUS AMERITECH FIRESOL INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH AEROSOL FIREPROOFING SOLUTION AND PROTECTIVE CABIN COVER is ready.

Shall we begin?

>>218067
Yes, BeardBeard is waiting to see our progress. Lets deforest the fuck out of that forest. We shall make the dwarven god proud of us!

Mister America 2010/08/13(Fri)13:09 No. 218085 ID: 4531bc
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Burn it. Burn it all.

>>218085
FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Kick on the external speakers, and blast your favorite patriotic music mix at max volume as you go.

Radio America! Mister America 2010/08/13(Fri)13:23 No. 218097 ID: 4531bc
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>>218088

Mister America 2010/08/21(Sat)21:16 No. 220862 ID: 4531bc
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"You may have burned down my house. You ma-"
>"Erm, Not to intrude, but I didn't bur-"
"YES. YES YOU DID."
>"You're the one with the flamethrower."
"Shut up, that means nothing. Anyway, as I was saying-"
>"Just so we're clear, you can't take me to court over this or anyth-"
"Will you let me finish my PATRIOTIC SPEECH or are you going to keep interrupting every other second? Chrissakes, you're a flying djinn or something, how am I even supposed to-"
>"Well, actually, the correct term is Extranational-"
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. As I was saying, You may have burned down my house.You may have ruined my Killing-the-earth machine. I don't know what you're going to try and pull next, but know this, 'BeardBeard:' You will never succeed! FREEDOM WILL NEVER DIE!"

There, INCONCEIVABLY PATRIOTIC SPEECH given. Now you need to figure out exactly what you want to do about this guy. Oh wait, he's saying something.

>"...and yeah, I'm not trying to offend you or anything but I really don't like being called 'BeardBeard.' It irritates me. I hope you can respect that."

>>220862
Make a FREEDOM OF SPEECH machine to spout insults at him.

Become the very essence of American diplomacy: a crazy marine.

>>220862
Quick, make a unilateral international treaty that banishes him from american soil forever! Canucks are crazy for that diplomatic UN shit, he's bound to obey.

Mister America 2010/08/22(Sun)20:12 No. 221272 ID: 4531bc
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you consider your options.

A FREEDOM OF SPEECH MACHINE would be pretty effective, but it would probably make Dr. Canada angrier. But since when has America been afraid of making people angry?

A UN RESOLUTION. Hmm, a TRUE GLIMMER of AMERICAN INTELLECT at work! If you pull this off well enough, BeardBeard is history! It's important to remember that the Canadians are very good at this legislation stuff, so you'd have to make a pretty compelling case.

Embodying the ASPECT OF THE CRAZY MARINE...
This sounds a little out of place, given the current situation, and would leave you completely exposed for a minute or so, but what does that matter when you can BLAST THAT CANADIAN BACK TO ANTARCTICA!? Actually, it till matters quite a bit.

If there aren't any objections or ideas, you think it'd be OPTIMALLY PATRIOTIC to assemble the FREEDOM OF SPEECH machine, then use your UNILATERAL INTERNATIONAL TREATY, leaving the CRAZY MARINE idea as backup.

>>221272
Sure. We can use the freedom of speech machine to manipulate him into making a mistake in anger, which would make the resolution more likely to work.

Mister America 2010/09/25(Sat)09:53 No. 233755 ID: 4531bc
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"I can call you what I want! as an american, I am ensured the FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT of FREEDOM OF SPEECH! I won't allow your pansy Canadian sensitivity impinge on my god-given liberties!"
>"...what's that you're holding?"
"Ehm, I invoke my 5th Amendment rights."

*FREEDOM OF SPEECH machine acquired!*

Mister America 2010/09/25(Sat)10:03 No. 233757 ID: 4531bc
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*FREEDOM OF SPEECH MACHINE is on standby, and may be triggered at any time.*

"Anyway, Professor-"
>"I'm a doctor!"
"Whatever. I have this "UN Security Council Binding Resolution" that says that you can't be here anymore. So, yeah, y'know, shoo."
>"WHAT!? What is this? How could you! BETRAYERS OF THE UNSC, YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME!? WE'LL SEE HOW Y- wait one second here, how do I know that this resolution isn't a fake?"

Oh snap.

"oh? i'll call them up right now if you want, but i don't think they will take it lightly that you questioned them. BUUUUT if you are sure you want to do that then i will." get a phone and hold your hand over the numbers.

>>233757
Because of your American Honesty and Trustworthiness, of course! Get out a stovepipe hat and everything!

Mister America 2010/10/16(Sat)17:26 No. 244364 ID: 4531bc
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Sorry for my apparent incapability to update in a timely manner. Will a 5-part update make things any better? :)

"Oh? I'll call them up right now if you want, but I don't think they'll be too happy that you questioned them. BUT if you really want to, then I sure can do that!"
>"what proof do I have that you're not lying?"
"Haven't you ever heard of AMERICAN HONESTY?

*You embody the AMERICAN ASPECT of GOOD OLE-FASHIONED AMERICAN HONESTY!*

Mister America 2010/10/16(Sat)17:29 No. 244367 ID: 4531bc
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>"Hmm..."
>"Well, I don't know whether to trust you, but I don't want to lose face with my buddies at the UNSC..."
>"I'm really at a loss as to what to do here..."

Mister America 2010/10/16(Sat)17:32 No. 244373 ID: 4531bc
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HAHA. JUST KIDDING.

S̶̢͊̀̃̐͂̃̕h̡̑̎̓ͤͣa̷͗̊͗͐̍̕dͩ̈ͭ̾͂̓̏o̵ͧ̄̒̿͊͒̊͑̄͢ẃͫ̉̿ͨͮ̅ͮ͘͝ ̏̓͝r͊̚͘ȩͤͥͭ͠͏ą̸̿̃͛ͦlͭͪͮͭͯ͊̍ͬm̴̉̓ͬͫ͌̀̚ ̚iͧ̋̀͝͞n̆́ͯ̓͟i̶͑̓̍ͫͨ̿͂t̽̅̆͑͂̅̋̋̀͞

counter with free speech machine!
or... challenge him to a children's card game!

Mister America 2010/10/16(Sat)17:35 No. 244377 ID: 4531bc
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hahahahahahaha
h̴͜͡ah͘͡͝ą̶h̛͡ah̢̀a̢h͏̵̡a҉h̴̨a͜͡͏ha̛
h̴̠̩̱͚̗̜͍͈̲̜̺́͜͢͝a̸̵̡̘̘̲͉̹͙̖̘̦̙̪͓̯̫͓̲͜͜ͅͅḩ̵͙̠̯̮͖̠̙a̢̬̹̞͈͚͜h̸́
̼͉̗͔͕͚͔̹̘̟͎̟͈͎͙͓̘̀ͅa̸̢̡̖̫͉͈̻͕̲̦̺͉̫͉̲͔͢͞h͉̻̗͔̯͎̖̲̪̻̀͢a̡͕̗̬̳̥̤͢͝
̯̺͍͔̠̭h̡̞͕̦̦̳̺̀a̴̛͍̺̜͍̖̟̗̕̕ḩ̵̸̝̱̠͉̕͡ą̗͍̻̘͘h̴̛̦̰̩̞̱͚͍͍̥͚̖̱̟͚͘
̠͓̭̘à̴͙͓̮͙̺̠̭̱̞͙̤̥̣͝

Mister America 2010/10/16(Sat)17:36 No. 244378 ID: 4531bc
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Select 3 nations to support you in diplomacy

 

D̷͘͝͞í͏p̡͢͏̕l͘͡҉o̶̕m̴̧͟a̷͘͜c̴͘y̸̨̕

Umm... England, Russia, and Mexico.

France: while some may say they are weak they held the line, and gave us the statue of liberty, one of America's most prized items.

England, russia and mexico

Russia: A hero always needs their foil, right?

Russia, Japan, Italy

[Time for some LoK]

>>244378
Motherfucking france up in this house bitches.

Oh, and the Philipines and Liberia as well I guess.

We decide this match with a rousing game of mahjong.

Our first one must be Canada. That's absolutely vital.

Other than that, we should call in the EU, because that's pretty huge, and China, because they love to suck our metaphorical politicock.

>>244378
France
Russia
England

Australia, United Kingdom and Germany. Then Diplomacy via Beer drinking Contest.

England, Russia, CANADA