>>182903
>>182904
Animals are too fast for you to catch unarmed and held together only by magical means.

okay, what magics you got? dark energy bolts? if so then use that to go hunting.

Any signs of civilization nearby where you could hunt some slow fat people?

Obviously we should find some bandits to kill.

Or other evil dudes.

>>182909
Your magical powers are extremely powerful. You can do almost everything imaginable. However, offensive magic is not your specialty (you specialize in Healing and Premonition) and so it won't be very powerful and it will be quite energy-expensive too.
>>182910
Roll 1d20 ('dice 1d20' in your email field) to see if you can recognize your location.

>>182914
You can roll 1d20 too if you want to find someone, just specify which roll is for which option.

rolled 19 = 19

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>>182916
Where the fuck are we?

Suggestion 2010/05/25(Tue)13:17 No. 182926 ID: ad7bb4
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>>182919
Your premonition power activates.
You are in the woods near Tsarskoye Selo, or as they now call it, Pushkin. Located 24 kilometers south from St. Petersburg.

>>182926
>>182906
Well go there and find the Tsar. After all he will be lost without your guidance and who knows, some sort of revolution may take place if you're not there to stop it.

>>182926
Forgot my name, woops. I'm not really experienced in this quest stuff.
>>182928
Roll 1d20 too if you want to find someone in the woods. Result determines who do you find.

rolled 11 = 11

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find the nearest living person that is alone

Распутин 2010/05/25(Tue)13:32 No. 182938 ID: ad7bb4
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>>182934
You find a hunter, but he sees you first and points his shotgun at you, visibly startled.
"Wha-who... what are you?!"
he says.

You're already in a very bad condition. A shotgun blast certainly won't help.

Huh, apparently Rasputin has descendants near
Paris. Would his powers be hereditary?

>>182938
Draw on the ground. Say that you were cursed to life eternal, and need to drain the life force of animals to repair your body.

Ask for help.

>>182941
You try to move, but the hunter tells you to stop or he'll shoot you.
Perhaps you could use magic to say something.
>>182939
You have no idea. Without proper training, the powers are impossible to use.

>>182946
Use our magic to convince him to take us to his home and introduce us to his family as an old friend.

rolled 6 = 6

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Use magic to say "Good morning, how are you?"

use magic to make yourself able to talk and say " i am Rasputin, greatest mage in russia. now i ask, who are you?"

>>182938
Use your powers to predict how he will shoot and make sure he misses. Then drain the impudent peasant of his life. You have a greater need of his life force, and after all he's only a peasant, probably a poacher as well.

You use your magic to shake the air in your (pretty much absent) throat and create sound.
While do sound creepy and weird, you manage to talk.
"Good morning, how are you?"
The hunter relaxes its aim, and shakily says
"Who-who are you?!"

>>182958
Tell him that you're Rasputin and order him to give you some animals to drain of life force. Then ask him what news there is of the Tsar.

>>182938
Tell him that you are great and wise Rasputin, come back to lead Mother Russia into grand and new golden age.

>>182938
...you don't have your tongue, do you?

rolled 6 = 6

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I'm pretty sure Rasputin would understand that everyone thinks he's dead. You know, cause he's a skeleton.

"I'm just your imagination. Those mushrooms you ate are getting to you."

>>182959
>>182969
You tell the hunter that you are Rasputin.
His eyes widen and he points the gun down, extremely surprised.
"Wha... Rasputin?! But you were shot and burnt! How is this possible ?!"

>>182975
As you can quite clearly see, I was indeed shot, and burned, and poisoned, and drowned, and beaten... But I got better.

"HAHA, it would take much more then that to keep me down. but as you can see i am still not whole. a few deer should fix me up a bit an make me not look quite so gruesome."

>>182975
"Because...Your on TV! Turn around and wave to the hidden camera."

Then, when his back is turned, we kill him and steal his clothes.

>>182975
Tell him that you got better. Ask the dirty impudent peasant again for acess to livestock and news about the Tsar.

>>182980
Very this.

>>182980

This is a good idea, yes.

>>182938
I say go the partial truth

I am Rasputin. God has granted me another chance at life.

Then bow.

Who can shoot a zombie with manners?

>>183018
>>182993
>>182980
You do not know what Television is, so you tell the hunter that there is a bear behind him.
Roll 1d6 for bluff. 3 or more is a success.

I don't think telling random people we came back from the dead would be a very good idea. Calling our self Rasputin, however, could be explained away by us simply saying that it was the name we were given when we were born.

>>183406
heey... We are Rasputin.
We are respected in Russia
We just need to prove it with awesome.

And Old Russian manners.

rolled 5 = 5

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>>183438
The hunter turns around and gives you enought time to gather the energy necessary to knock him out.
With gesture from you, accompanied by a slightly bright green flash, the hunter falls to the ground, its eyes rolling up, unconscious.

>>183464
Alright, first thing is to absorb his energy. Take his clothes and gun which we can use to hunt down any more energy we need.

Second, find a ghost and/or undead bear. Preferably one that can maul someone if they don't turn around. Rasputin - the undead bear Cavalier.

Absorb all life force in the forest and become Rasputinzilla, then take over the world in the name of Mother Russia.

>>183548
Or we can become a crime fighter and steal the life force of psychopaths, the terminally ill, and nutjobs.
In this way, we deliver death to those who deserve it or want it.

Can we absorb just a little of his life force? Like, get a bit of energy from him without killing him?

That would be preferable.

>>183768
Why would it be preferable? Not only do we need the energy, we don't want rumors of our return to start before they're unavoidable.

>>183768
Why would we do that? It's just a damn stinking peasant. Mother Russia has millions of those to spare. With us his life force will accomplish greater things than it ever could with this peasant.

>>183579
I like it.
Spare his life. Go against the grain.
Noble Rasputin. Unlikely hero to
the people of Mother Russia.

You guys seem to be undecided.
Roll 1d100. The guy with the highest roll between the first five replies decides what to do.

rolled 100 = 100

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just drain the poor bastard.

>>183967
holy shit balls! natural fucking 100!!!

>>183968
oh god oh god is his corpse going to like make the land rot or is he going to be our pet zombie

rolled 75 = 75

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I know 100 guy wins, but...
Rasputinzilla!

>>183967
... holy crap...
That is win.
Guy is gonna be drained so dry, that he becomes a funnel for more energy...