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174658 No. 174658 ID: 7133d6

My name is Jonathan Duder, my friends and parents call me Johnny though. I am 16 years old. My hobbies include listening to metal, and hanging out at the FunkBurger for some grub. I have a dream to become Mondo City's best fighter. So I have been practicing my meditation to contact spirits to help guide me in my quest. Please help me become the Fight Champion.
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No. 174660 ID: 0b2a05

Alright. Know any martial arts?
No. 174662 ID: a594b9

What are the rules of the Fight?
No. 174664 ID: 3441fa

Develop Nose Fu to use your pointy nose to its best advantage.
No. 174665 ID: 7133d6
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The Fight is an underground Mondo City tradition, where the best fighters around gather and go bare knuckle fighting. There are no rules of the fight, some people even bring weapons.
I don't know any. I play a lot of street fighter and tekken though.
No. 174667 ID: 701a19

Poison him before the fight so he'll be nearly dead in the ring, then shoot him.
No. 174674 ID: 7133d6
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What?! No! There is no honor in that! I must learn how to fight true, and be the Fight Champion!
No. 174676 ID: a594b9

Well, you've got a long way to go. At least you're young. Your body is still developing, so training should produce results in a matter of months. Learning proper fighting techniques will be harder. That will take years.

Unless... we find a shortcut. Forbidden tomes of power or stealing the memories of other martial artists. Or you could even somehow download the fighting moves of those dudes in your video game. Granted their fighting style may not actually WORK in real life...

Of course all this will be pointless if someone decides to have no honor and win with a gun or something. No martial artist can stand up to a gun, no matter how strong. Surely they have rules to prevent that, at least?
No. 174703 ID: 7133d6
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Nah guns shouldn't be a problem! I once saw a guy kick a bullet back at a dude at The Fight!


I hear there are a few ways to train up! I could:

A. Lift Weights at the Mondo Muscletorium
B. Join a local fight club
C. Buy fighting style instruction videos
D. Or whatever else works!
No. 174704 ID: 1ac39d

the weights and videos would be a good start. trying to join the local group with NO skills already is just asking for trouble. probably gotta fight someone to join.
No. 174705 ID: 1963d1

You don't talk about fight club.

Also, go there, do that.
No. 174708 ID: 3aa01d


No. 174875 ID: a594b9

No. 174878 ID: 701a19

Eat a dozen raw eggs, then go to the fight club and challenge people there to fights to the death. It's the fastest way to gain strength and power.
No. 174885 ID: e973f4

hey what is this quest called
No. 174888 ID: 60be74

Meat Bone Quest
No. 174907 ID: 3aa01d

"Johnny Duder's Ultimate Journey", word from the author, Aon.
No. 174913 ID: 3441fa

Find a video with information on the strange and unpredictable Nose Karate combat style, and memorize everything in it. You have the best combat nose I have ever seen, kid. Don't put it to waste.
No. 174915 ID: 1ac39d

indeed, are you capable of opening cans with it?
No. 175028 ID: 042a0b
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Yes! Raw Eggs! The true source of Fighting Spirit!

>Johnny has entered DUDER KITCHEN

We only have one egg though. Behold.
No. 175029 ID: 042a0b
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Here I go..
No. 175034 ID: 042a0b
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Yes! I feel it! The power of the egg is coursing through my body!

>STR +1
No. 175041 ID: ecf25b

No, that's salmonella your feeling
No. 175045 ID: a594b9

What other foods do you have in the kitchen? RED MEAT is good too.
No. 175049 ID: 701a19

If it's salmonella, then we need to skip to step 7 - drink a bottle of bleach to toughen your body up.
No. 175051 ID: 6164e0


That was only one egg.



Then go to gym and MUSCLE IT UP

At that point, you should have enough Egg fu ability and strength to at least have a decent starting point.
No. 175053 ID: f16354

Too much raw egg will only make him throw up and lose strength. He only had one egg anyway.

Anyway, the man needs MEAT! Meat to eat to put on his bones to grow muscles on! Then some hard-ass training in the Muscletorium!
No. 175055 ID: 042a0b
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Yeah! More food should give me some energy to burn! My mom is out getting groceries so we don't have a ton to eat. This is what there is worth eating. I'm not that hungry, so pick only two, guys.

An Apple
Some Carrots
Leftover Chicken Nuggets
Fatty Snackage Cake
FFF Flakes
Yum Chips Original
No. 175058 ID: ecf25b

Fatty Snackage Cake and the FFF Flakes
No. 175071 ID: a594b9

Apple and carrots. VITAMINS!
No. 175089 ID: f16354


Tasty AND good for you. Down the hatch with 'em!
No. 175135 ID: 3aa01d

Agreed on the apple and carrots.
No. 175329 ID: 07fd71

Bah! If he is to get strong, he needs protein. Eat the meat, it helps build muscles. And the carrots I guess. Those are good.
No. 175336 ID: cafa4c

Skip this muscle building crap and get some steroids

the sleazy, sweaty giant at the gym should be able to hook you up
No. 175527 ID: 3aa01d

Yeah, your method will work, faster even. But it comes at a STEEP PRICE. I think the best way is to stay HONORABLE and win through INNER STRENGTH.
No. 175553 ID: 7c36c4

strength will only get you so far. while fooding up is a great idea, definately join the fight club. you will get stomped regularly, but you will also learn things and get experience in fighting.
No. 175653 ID: b3a969
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The carrots and apple were crisp and fresh! Wonderful!

>STAM +3
No. 175655 ID: 1ac39d

okay, now that we are full of food let's head out to the gym.
No. 175664 ID: b3a969
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No. 175665 ID: 1ac39d

while you train make sure you have 'eye of the tiger' playing, it should give you a boost.
No. 175669 ID: 3aa01d

and push it to the limit from scarface's soundtrack
No. 175674 ID: 620bfb

Get a whole training montage playlist going.
No. 175870 ID: fdcac6
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Yeah! Sounds good! I updated my mp3 player!
and make my way to the gym. Should I make any stops on the way there?
No. 175871 ID: 3aa01d

Nah just punch a mailbox and see if you dent it.
No. 175876 ID: a594b9

Where is there to stop?
No. 181897 ID: dc1ba0
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Yeah! Awesome!
>"Hey! What do you think you're doing?!"
No. 181898 ID: dc1ba0
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Aw crud. It's the postman.

>"You better have a good reason for dentin' my mailboxes, boy."
No. 181910 ID: 3afd1f

Technically mailboxes are property of the post office, which is part of the federal government. Therefore, if you destroy a mailbox it's a federal crime.
(+3 Felon Style)

Ensure the postman that you are training in the most impulsive manner possible and thus are a danger to everyone and everything around you including him. Challenge him to a fight. I'LL TAKE YOU ON! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!
No. 184591 ID: b43d64

I'm training for ter FIGHT 'ya big mail boxer! Don't get in my way unless you are wantin' to FIGHT!
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