Name (Last, First): Doeznkx, David
Gender (M/F): M
State: Confused
City name: Genericapolis
Street name: The Street
House number: 9
Apartment number (if applicable): N/A
Zip: Prefer buttons
Phone: Yes
Favorite Colo(u)r: Yes
Least Favorite Colo(u)r: Orange
Role model: David Doeznkk
Name of pet (if applicable): Jumpy
Name of girl/boyfriend: Sara

Name (Last, First): Zoldia, Anneth
Gender (M/F): F
State: Frigonia
City name: Burton
Street name: Anne-Olsen
House number: 647
Apartment number (if applicable): ---
Zip: D1C 6I9
Phone: (unavailable yet)
Favorite Colo(u)r: Yellow
Least Favorite Colo(u)r: Purple
Role model: Miguel Chinchin
Name of pet (if applicable): Sasha
Name of girl/boyfriend: ---

>>172635
>Least Favorite Colo(u)r: Purple
U mad

Name (Last, First): Doeznkx, David
Gender (M/F): M
State: Frigonia
City name: Burton
Street name: Anne Street
House number: 647
Apartment number (if applicable): N/A
Zip: 55169
Phone: (unavailable yet)
Favorite Colo(u)r: Yellow
Least Favorite Colo(u)r: Orange
Role model: Miguel Chinchin
Name of pet (if applicable): Sasha
Name of girl/boyfriend: Sara

Congratulations, Mr. Doeznkx! Your adventure will start immediately.

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You slowly open your eyes.

The first thing you see is white.

Bedroom
You are lying on the bed in your bedroom. The endtable next to it is cluttered with paper, out of which is peeking an alarm clock, with flashing red numbers reading "13:67". The grimy white walls are plastered with posters of Miguel Chinchin. The floor is littered with empty boxes of Chinese takeout, dirty clothes, paper, and various other filth. Your scratched and faded wooden wardrobe nests snugly against one wall. A bookshelf sits stacked with various well-worn titles. A table against the wall holds a Miguel Chinchin bobblehead, a wallet, a watch, a nearly-empty pencil case, and a bookbag. The remains of a lamp lie smashed on the carpet. A bundle of fur is perched in a nest of laundry in one corner.
Obvious exits: out.

>>172655
Your clock is broken.

>>172658
It could be Military time?

> Your clock is broken.
Your clock has been broken for as long as you can remember. Probably since Sasha knocked it off the endtable. That fucking cat.

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I don't know, get up or something.

>>172682
And I guess pick up the wallet, watch and bookbag.

> Get wallet
You get the wallet. It is empty except for $0.14 worth of change and your Bureaumancer credit card.

> Get watch
You get your broken wristwatch. It used to work, then the second hand fell off and got lodged between the minute and hour hands. Now it only tells the time of when it got broken.

2:43.

> Get bookbag.
You grab your bookbag. It's empty at the moment.

>>172686
Jeez.

Okay, inspect the bundle of fur, then check to make sure we're wearing clothes.

>>172686
Check the time on your cell phone.

>>172686
Check our blood pressure.

> Okay, inspect the bundle of fur.
The bundle of fur is your cat Sasha, little monster that she is.

> Then check to make sure we're wearing clothes.
You are currently naked.

> Check the time on your cell phone.
A cell phone is a luxury you do not currently enjoy. The bills would far outweigh the few times you would use it, and it would probably tangle your bank account into an even worse mess than it already is, and you couldn't afford it right now anyway.

> Check our blood pressure.
No.

>>172697
>No.
CHOO CHOO

Also, check the sundial you made outside. Not naked, though. Get some clothes on first.

>>172697
Get clothes.

Wear clothes.

>>172701
(That was a reference to what you were referencing.)

> Wear clothes.
You open your wardrobe. The only things you have left are a casual jacket, a grimy white T-shirt, a pair of naturally faded jeans and two pairs of underwear.

Oh, and socks. You always have socks.

>>172697
Yeah, put on some clothes before you go outside. Doesn't matter if you haven't got any clean ones, since you appear to basically be one or two notches above a bum as it is.

You go ahead and put on everything you've got left.

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