>>164620
oh ho ho, but can you prove that it is not you who is lying?

>>164618
Another thing you should know about us as a composite intellegence is that, being made up of many different parts, soemtimes we may have thoughts that seem downright strange. These you should ignore, for reasons you will no doubt find out. It is simply us running through as multiple ideas,i.e. our train of thought.

>>164618
>>164622
WHich is why we are called Legion. It may seem strange, but dont worry, you'll get used to it.

>>164605
It has bearing on her fighting ability in that it effects her mental health, motivation, and ability to deal with stress outside of battle.
I suggest other women due to an increased ability to bond emotionally, stemming from a more similar perspective on account of gender, resulting in your partner having a greater understanding of you allowing for greater relief of stress.
Also because if they have wild sex the night before a mission, it is less likely that Naomi will be sore and therefore distracted.

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>>164697 >>164627
This is a foolish line of thought. Setting aside the level of logic in our focusing on that aspect of her life, including potential stress relief and/or manipulation of others to her benefit, people in general respond poorly to relative strangers attempting to influence what they perceive as personal matters. It is essential to build trust before offering that sort of advice, lest we discredit our words in Naomi's perception.

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>>164699
[Point raised, made, and taken. I shall hold off on trying to make her bi-curious.]

Fecking camera...won't work...bah, I'll have a tech look at it later.
>>164532
>>164574
Well...I haven't really thought about it...I don't exactly own a whole lot of stuff, outside of my wardrobe, and my motorcycle. And it's company policy to do the bank thing. One of those "In case you DO have/get a partner, and you die" sort of things. Amethyst really does care about it's employees, cause it knows that with out us, they don't make money.

And...I'm not sure about the whole girl thing. I'd have to think about it.

>>164618
Thanks for the sanity thing. You bring up a good point with all that. Glad to see SOMETHING calling me sane, even if it's not my mom.

As for mods, Other then an old school ink tattoo I have on my back, I don't really have anything yet. I was planning on seeing how good I was in the air with out them, and go from there to get better if I can't physically get better with out them.

>>164842
...
Naomi.
I like your style.
What's the tattoo of?

>>164842

Radiation is a bigger issue for female gametes than male gametes.

The tattoo poses no problems unless you're hit with a MAD at some point. Unlikely, as you're a pilot and that's an anti-riot device, but keep it in mind.

>>164924
It's a pair of tribal wings. I'll have to see if I can find pictures of it...but I'll tell you, it was inspired by a REALLY retro game that my brother found. He's really into them.

>>164935
A what?

And I won't be working with nukes, sooo...

>>164971
What game?

let me guess, zelda?

>>164985
If that's the case, some of us may insist on you naming your jet the "Cucco".
Such as myself.

>>164975
>>164985
It was...ah...trying to remember the old English name for it. The World Ends with You I think it was? The Reapers specifically

>>164989
SO ZETTA SLOW!

haha yeah, that was a nice game.

Hey can you hook us up to a camera or something? I wanna get a look at you.

Naomi 2010/04/16(Fri)03:19 No. 165140 ID: 8ef217
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Ah! Found the bloody on switch for the floater...er, it's a kind of camera that floats on it's own. There...picture should be working...don't know if it's supposed to have color. In case you're wondering, I'm laying on my bed...and best barracks ever. I have CARPET!

>>165140
...
can we see it

>>164971

A Microwave Area Denial weapon. They were ruled to be inhumane weapons in the late 2040s by the majority of the world, but there are lots of tin pot dictators who like to use them against their own populations anyway. They work by using microwaves to stimulate the nerve endings directly. My data suggests that it is very painful. They're used as torture devices sometimes because they leave almost no evidence. An old-style tattoo like yours is vulnerable to the waves breaking down the component elements of the ink and causing poisoning issues though. So if you ever feel like you're on fire for no good reason, cover that tattoo with your hands, or a bottle of water, or something.

You might not be the one dropping nukes, but shit happens. I can posit multiple scenarios that would plausibly expose you to significant amounts of radiation, with scenarios including both cases where your cabin remains at full integrity, and where it is compromised. Running through an overview of all of them with you would take approximately two hours, Shall I continue, or shall I shelve it for another day?

>>165143

I vote you save the lecture for "Free Snow-cone Day in Hell"

>>165140

Show us your tits!

so flat

so how about them mess halls? and show us your tits friends

>>165144
Agreed to the first bit.
You don't need to show us your tits.
[Man, I'm holding back on trying to make her bi-curious.]

Naomi 2010/04/16(Fri)16:22 No. 165310 ID: 8ef217
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I'll show you the tattoo, but I'm not showing my chest...thank god not ALL of you are that bad though.

(NOTE: The black stuff by her arms is her tank top, nothing more or less.)

And..another day, please. Though I am to report soon to join my new wing. And please don't mind the lack of a bra...I'm literally still in the same room where I got the jack implanted...they wanted me to test it first, so I'm just in shorts and tank >.>

Hey that's a pretty cool tattoo.

[Take direct control of the floater and change position so we can see some side-boob]

>>165310
You should remove both.

>>165310
Right, you might wanna hurry and get that back on before one of us tries to take over the floater and glimpse side-boob.

dont worry, im sure she is as aerodynamic as the plane can play chess on her chest is saving money for a boobjob can add some meat and milk to her diet used to compensate with skills in bed is a perfectly fine woman for her stature.

>>165310
Can you get a mirror? I wanna see what the floater looks like.

Two mirrors would be optimal so we could see the back of the floater.

Naomi 2010/04/16(Fri)22:11 No. 165511 ID: 8ef217
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Naomi gets her tanktop back on before the pod can get around to seeing other views of her

Maybe later, like when I have time for a bath. Right now I've only been given time to get oriented with the float and the plug. There's a mirror over here on the wall...and it helps that you're pretty much the same all the way around, except the camera poking out slightly in the middle track.

And I have at LEAST a B cup, thank you....wait..why do you care? You're just a bunch of AIs.

you'll have to ask the programmer.

>>165511
We're somewhat perverted AIs. Really just works better if you tune that out.

>>165511
We have an appreciation for the aesthetic qualities of meatbags such as yourself.

oh dont worry, we will get you boyfriends

then you can have all the shenanigans we cant have =3

>>165516
Or, if you feel like experimenting, girlfriends.
That's a matter for later, though.

Naomi 2010/04/17(Sat)23:50 No. 165948 ID: 71a6e9
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Messhall, eh? I could use a bite to eat, and my boss DID say that my wing would be there. We're a brand new wing, but not all of us are new to the business. I know our leader has a few years in the company under his belt.

>>165513
>>165515
>>165516
Perverted...AIs? Oi...sounds like one of those new sims. Eh, whatever. I'm glad someone appreciates me. And..I'm not sure what I'm ready for, so I think I'll just stay single for now.

>>165948
Well, go meet your co-workers.
Your life will be resting partly in their hands, and theirs in yours.

>>165948
What's that thing on the wall?

>>165948

It's our job to keep you healthy and happy, as much as we can. You'll get a fair amount of chatter from us that seems strange and out of place for the next few days while we get to know you.

Once we know you, everything we say will seem strange.

>>166281
At least up to a point.
Then almost nothing will seem strange.

QUEST ON PAUSE UNTIL I GET TIME TO BLOODY DRAW SOMETHING

>>167520

SHOW US YOUR TITS

NO TITS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU EARN THEM BITCHES

SADFACE

MERCQUEST WILL BE PUT OFF UNTIL I CAN GET MONEY FOR A TABLET.

Right, so lack of funds means lack of tablet, but I'm not going to let that end this! We're switching to text mode with intermittent pictures until I can get myself a tablet again.

Unless someone talks me out of it.

>>166256
It's a sign. Reads:
"Medical -->"
"<--- Dorms/Cafeteria"

>>166133
Well, I'm on my way to.

>>166281
Really? Does it really get that bad? Oh gods, this could make ANY job interesting. Right, I think I can see my squadron now. Looks like even numbers of each gender, so it should be fun.

I move to get some food, it's taco night (mmmmtacoooos and hotsauce :D~ ) and move to them, nodding.

"Hey, I'm Naomi, the new pilot. It's nice to meet all of you."

"Nice to meet you, Naomi. I'm Paul, the squad CO." the largest said, nodding back as he puts some cheese on what could very well be his third burrito. He's definitely a weight lifter, but he's not THAT big...he wouldn't fit in the fighter if he was.

He rattles off the other 4 people in turn. "My EWO Natalie, pilot Lucy, her EWO Nia, and your EWO, John." he said, each waving in turn.

(Descriptions of each incoming next post)

>>193946
Natalie is a shorter German girl, with brown hair and green eyes. Lucy and Nia are almost obviously twins, both with red hair and green eyes, belying their Irish heritage, and John looks to be at least North American, on the tan side. He...seems to have dyed his hair orange...I'm not sure to be honest.

>>193958
Are any of them five feet/1.52 meters or less?

>>193946

We can get that bad. Usually not, otherwise we'd be more trouble than help, but it's been known to happen. Expect strange demands and suggestions based on non-human logic. Remember that all of our value-judgments are weighted to keep you alive and ready to fly above all else. Pilot training isn't cheap. You and John are the most expensive parts of the plane.

I bet Paul could bench-press you. I wonder, how many reps could he manage?

>>194034
Why does that matter? I think most of us are between 5'5 and 6 foot off hand.

(NOTE: Author would use metric, but is an american lazy son of a bitch)

>>194263
So you can loudly declare that one to be "Adorable" and latch onto them.
With hugs.