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152981 No. 152981 ID: d75539

What the hell, why not? All I'm ever good for is gaming and the odd scrap of chicken scratch.

So let's give this a try, Nuzlocke pokemon!

First off, look at the flowchart, and decide which rules we want to enforce~

Naturally, the mandatory ones are:

1: If a pokemon faints, you must release it
2: You may only catch one pokemon per area
3: Nickname EVERYTHING.
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No. 153087 ID: 8ecfd4

>>153086
Talk to people and look for loot.
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No. 153088 ID: bf49dc

Kick the good professor in the crotch
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No. 153098 ID: 099247

>>153086
YOU BETTER FUCK RIGHT OUT OF THERE AND CATCH YOUR FIRST LOLI
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No. 153101 ID: 620bfb

>>153086
Go start your lolimon journey!
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No. 153110 ID: 1ac39d

haha, i have moemon emerald, you have touhoumon red. let's trade!
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No. 153485 ID: bde1b8

>>153110
>>152991
NO TRADES
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No. 153500 ID: f95872

Let's blow this joint.

Also, I'm not sure if I want this ROM or not...
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No. 153506 ID: bde1b8

>>153500
http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/meep/res/1677.html#1940

Download link is here. Run the one called "Touhoumon-15-Eng-Lobsterhime-Touhoudex.gba".
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No. 154642 ID: d75539
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154642

>>153087

Our search for loot leads us out of town, where we see our first pok-.. little girl.

We haven't even gotten our first pokeball though! What do? We're supposed to catch the first we see..
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No. 154644 ID: 34470e

>>154642
Go get a car and fill it with candy.
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No. 154646 ID: bf49dc

Make it die. It only counts when you have them.
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No. 154647 ID: d75539
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154647

Mr.Pink makes short work of it with little resistance. The CMystia only used PECK, and we all know what FLYING type moves are like against ELECTRIC.
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No. 154648 ID: bf49dc

...Crappy?
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No. 154649 ID: d75539
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154649

Success! Another POTION from the schmuck just outside town.
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No. 154650 ID: bf49dc

Why are people giving you items for no reason anyway
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No. 154651 ID: e31d52

>>154649
ONWARD AND FORWARD
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No. 154652 ID: d75539
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154652

Another poke- Little girl to bother us on our search for loot.

It's horribly adorable. Inexplicably, you feel the urge to shout CHEEEEEEEEEEEN.
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No. 154653 ID: e31d52

>>154652
Another victim. Why must they attack us if they know our great and terrible power.
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No. 154656 ID: d75539
File 12698662929.png - (7.02KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans042.png )
154656

>>154653

We're turning into the victim here! Two missed attacks from Mr.Pink already, and with two TAIL WHIPs on us already, this could get ugly.
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No. 154657 ID: e31d52

>>154656
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
POTION

OUT OF BATTLE UNGOOD IN BATTLE FINE
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No. 154659 ID: d75539
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154659

>>154657

Oh, nevermind. Seems Mr.Pink was only winding up to TACKLE CChen out of the park.
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No. 154660 ID: d75539
File 126986660333.png - (4.95KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans044.png )
154660

Fuck yes! Level up, and a new move, THUNDERSHOCK.
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No. 154661 ID: d75539
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154661

Oh hey, another CMystia.
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No. 154662 ID: d75539
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154662

What a wonderful opportunity to test our new THUNDERSHOCK.
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No. 154663 ID: e31d52

>>154662
Fuck yeah, kicking ass and taking names.

Hurry on to the 'mart.
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No. 154664 ID: d75539
File 126986686782.png - (5.29KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans047.png )
154664

>>154663

Viridian City! Home of- fuck it, to the pokemart!
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No. 154668 ID: bf49dc

GET SOME BALLS
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No. 154669 ID: d75539
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154669

Oh. We have to go deliver this to the old man.

Perfect.
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No. 154670 ID: d75539
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154670

>>154668

I'D LOVE TO, BUT THE FAGGOT WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT DELIVERING THIS FUCKING PACKAGE. HE'S GOT MY BALLS IN A VICE ABOUT IT. WHAT THE HELL.
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No. 154673 ID: d75539
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154673

Before we head back.. did we have any limits as to how we heal our pokemon?
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No. 154678 ID: c525ab

>>154670
Deliver ye parcel along with a swift kick to the nuts of Oak. Then get back there and get some balls, and give him a swift kick to the balls.
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No. 154680 ID: e31d52

>>154673
Hurrrm.

How about...
Once per new area?
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No. 154681 ID: e31d52

>>154680
((This means you have three uses, currently. two for the towns and one for the route :V))
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No. 154683 ID: d75539
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154683

Beggar it, we'll sort it out later. Mr.Pink's health is still in the green, and we can just-

>jump down the ledges
>GO THROUGH THE GRASS, LIKE A MAN
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No. 154684 ID: 34470e

>>154683
Do a little of both.
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No. 154685 ID: c525ab

>>154683
You're a man aren't you? WELL THEN GO THROUGH THE FUCKING GRASS!
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No. 154686 ID: e31d52

>>154685
THROUGH THE FUCKING GRASS
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No. 154687 ID: bf49dc

Grass.
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No. 154689 ID: d75539
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154689

>>154684

What was that? It sounded kind of like START OVER AS A GIRL, BECAUSE A FENCE SITTER LIKE THAT? THAT'S A BITCH DECISION.
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No. 154690 ID: d75539
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154690

>>154685
>>154686
>>154687

TEACHING THIS GRASS AND THOSE WITHIN A FUCKING LESSON, WE EVEN ELECTROCUTED SOME TRAP CMYSTIA BETWEEN THIS AND THE LAST POST.
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No. 154691 ID: 34470e

>>154689
Well, fuck you too.
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No. 154692 ID: d75539
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154692

LOOK, ANOTHER CMYSTIA.
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No. 154693 ID: d75539
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154693

SEE? THAT WASN'T SO HARD WAS IT?
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No. 154694 ID: e31d52

>>154693
YEAH

ONWARD
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No. 154695 ID: f1fa90

>>154693
Get parcel to prof. Oak and kick him in the nuts.

Then go buy some pokeballs so you can capture lolis.
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No. 154696 ID: 34470e

>>154693
This is going to be the best suggestion anyone has ever given to you: GO KILL YOURSELF!
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No. 154697 ID: d75539
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154697

I give him his damn parcel, and neglect kicking him in the balls. Largely because he's twice my height, and he's not the only one in this building.

Getting raped by his lackeys, even if one's a woman, wouldn't be fun now would it?
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No. 154698 ID: e31d52

>>154697
GET YON BALLS
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No. 154699 ID: d75539
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154699

Arsefac shows up out of nowhere, and now the old man's fostering off some new shit off on us. Probably something useless we'll never care about.
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No. 154701 ID: d75539
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154701

Oh hey, some pokedex for recording data on little girls.

Oh, and pokeballs. AWESOME.
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No. 154702 ID: e31d52

>>154699
POKEDEXES.

FIRST ONLY CATCH RULE IS NOW IN EFFECT, BITCHES
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No. 154703 ID: bde1b8

>>154701
LET'S GO GET US A MYSTIA AND A CHEN
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No. 154704 ID: e31d52

>>154703
YOU MEAN OR MOTHERFUCKER

OR

YOU CAN ONLY CATCH THE FIRST YOU ENCOUNTER
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No. 154705 ID: d75539
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154705

>>154703

HEY, DON'T FORGET THE RULES. ONLY ONE PER AREA.

Also, scored a TOWN MAP from Arsefac's sister.

..If only I could catch her..
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No. 154706 ID: d75539
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154706

What will we find? OH THE SUSPENSE.

But, are we missing anything here?
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No. 154707 ID: e31d52

>>154706
NO

WE ARE MISSING NOTHING

ENTER YON FEILD
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No. 154708 ID: d75539
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154708

>>154707

ENTERED YONDER FIELD.
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No. 154709 ID: e31d52

>>154708
ENCOUNTER YON PO-LITTLE GIRL
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No. 154710 ID: d75539
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154710

ENCOUNTER GET.
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No. 154711 ID: f1fa90

>>154710
Kick her unnaturaly cute ass!
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No. 154712 ID: e31d52

>>154711
>CATCH her ass

fixed
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No. 154713 ID: d75539
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154713

>>154711

AND STUFF HER IN A BALL? I HOPE YOU MEANT STUFF HER IN A BALL.
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No. 154714 ID: e31d52

>>154713
NICKNAME: IS FINE TOO
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No. 154715 ID: d75539
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154715

This pokedex entry strikes me as entirely misinformed. That is not a duck. Probably should flat out ignore it from now on.
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No. 154716 ID: d75539
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154716

What to name her?
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No. 154717 ID: f1fa90

>>154716
Kitty! For great justice and shit.
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No. 154718 ID: 34470e

>>154716
KILLYRSELF
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No. 154720 ID: e31d52

>>154716
IS FINE TOO
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No. 154721 ID: d75539
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154721

>>154718
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No. 154723 ID: bf49dc

Just name it 34470e
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No. 154724 ID: f1fa90

>>154721
KittyKat god damn it. Or Kittyduck.
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No. 154725 ID: 34470e

>>154721
YES, I MAD. I MAD CUZ U INSULT ME LOSER MORON
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No. 154726 ID: bf49dc

>>154724
Kittyduck.
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No. 154727 ID: d75539
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154727

>>154724
>>154726

Looks like the Kittyducks have it.
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No. 154728 ID: e31d52

>>154727
So it is written...
>>154725
IN THE BOOK OF RAGE
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No. 154729 ID: f1fa90

>>154727
Fuck yeah! Now onwards to new adventures and new lolis. We have to capture them all after all.
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No. 154730 ID: d75539
File 126987166783.png - (4.89KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans067.png )
154730

We continue on, Mr.Pink Gaining another level as another hapless CMystia is turned to roast loli.
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No. 154731 ID: d75539
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154731

In Viridian City.

>Heal now, starting work training Kittyduck.
>Find new area, and a new loli touhou to catch before healing.
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No. 154732 ID: f1fa90

>>154730
Kick ass. This mister pink won't get shot down by the cops as he tries to run away with the loot from a heist.

>>154731
Some healing and training might be good.
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No. 154733 ID: bde1b8

>>154731
Head West, to that grass patch in front of Victory Road. With luck, we might get ourselves a Medicine.

Do not challenge Gary.
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No. 154734 ID: d75539
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154734

>>154732

Well, before we step inside, seems Mr.Pink picked up a POTION somewhere, and that's awesome.
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No. 154735 ID: f1fa90

>>154734
I knew we could depend on Mr Pink. What a nice little girl, pet her head or something.

Then lets get them both healed. Atleast if that only uses up one of our heals.
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No. 154738 ID: d75539
File 126987298431.png - (5.74KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans070.png )
154738

>>154732
>>154735

Heals and training it is! Before we head in though, looks like it's a good thing I didn't try to use THUNDERSHOCK on any of the CChens we found.
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No. 154740 ID: d75539
File 12698730601.png - (6.26KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans071.png )
154740

Run away doesn't seem terribly useful, though, it does guarantee we can get the fuck out of dodge if we chuck her up front, and haul ass out of where ever we're getting our asses kicked for healing.

Also comes with SCRATCH and TAIL WHIP.
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No. 154741 ID: d75539
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154741

Our nurse behind the counter doesn't look like your regular Nurse Joy..
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No. 154742 ID: f1fa90

>>154741
Ask her where the regular nurse is and then accept some sexual healing for your lolimons.
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No. 154743 ID: bde1b8

>>154741
Comment on her nice dress, then let's go west.
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No. 154744 ID: d75539
File 126987353256.png - (5.71KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans073.png )
154744

>>154742

SORRY, COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW FAST WE WERE GOING TO FIND A NEW POKEMON.
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No. 154746 ID: d75539
File 12698737227.png - (6.85KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans074.png )
154746

Level 5 CMystia, good find! ..Well, it's level is I guess.
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No. 154747 ID: f1fa90

>>154746
Kick it's ass in a most hardcore way. Then maybe spank it some once it's down.
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No. 154749 ID: d75539
File 126987413175.png - (7.53KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans075.png )
154749

>>154747

Kick it's ass? Don't we need to catch it? (This being a new route/area and all)
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No. 154751 ID: f1fa90

>>154749
Kick it's ass then catch it. And give it a light spanking.
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No. 154752 ID: d75539
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154752

>>154751

Gotcha then
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No. 154753 ID: d75539
File 126987472692.png - (4.82KB , 240x160 , Pokeymans077.png )
154753

Looks like another entirely inaccurate 'dex entry.
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No. 154754 ID: d75539
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154754

GIVE HER A NAME. BOY I HOPE WE FIND A MALE SOON.

THEN WE'D HAVE SOMETHING IN THE PARTY TO RELATE TO. SORT OF.
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No. 154756 ID: e31d52

>>154754
No. 2
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No. 154757 ID: 950529

Cumdump
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No. 154758 ID: f1fa90

>>154754
Gastits. Because it's some sort of gas thing with tits.
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No. 154760 ID: 950529

Meathole
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No. 154763 ID: bde1b8

Name it Birdcloud.
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