>>20188
What's up that path there?

Ed Pastry 2009/08/01(Sat)21:37 No. 20233 ID: 35cea2
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>>20197

My house. Asunder's cliffside residences can be confusing to navigate.

>>20072
Then where could we find them?
I suppose you could just shout loudly instead of using the airhorn, but that lacks panache.
The running shoes are really only an aid, but the mask is essential if you don't want to face official retribution.

>>20233
The apartments must be huge here. I like their layout.

Well, we're going to need some supplies. Do you have any cashmonies?

Ed Pastry 2009/08/02(Sun)07:35 No. 20643 ID: 35cea2
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>>20241

Maybe I could improvise a mask, and I have a little stereo in my house which could work in place of an airhorn.

>>20288

150 bucks, but most of the stores aren't open this late.

>>20643
As long as whatever it plays is loud, sudden, and irritating, sure.
Go for it: Sneak up on couples making out, then scare them apart.

Ed Pastry 2009/08/05(Wed)15:07 No. 23365 ID: 35cea2
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I have arrived at my bedroom to pick up the stereo. It is loaded with a soundtrack from the horror film "Metal Glen". This will work perfectly.

All I need now is create a disguise and figure out a way to enter their house.

>>23365
Do you have an extra towel or something, to tie around your face?
Also, it might be best to start with something quiet and disturbing at first, then go to sudden LOUD SCREAMING BUSINESS. Check... I think it's track 4? 'Stitches Comes Out Of The Closet'?

Ed Pastry 2009/08/05(Wed)15:50 No. 23391 ID: 35cea2
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>>23375

Well, I got a shirt. I suppose it will suffice as a mask.

Oh yes, I remember that part of the movie. If I had a digestive system I would've shat bricks, built a brick shithouse, and then gone inside and shit some more bricks. If this doesn't put them out of the mood, nothing will.

>>23391
I suppose it could distract them for a moment, but that's not enough to be seen for long. Mysterious sound is the way to go.

>>23412
Well, yes.
The mask is mostly a precaution.
Anyway, Off we go!

>>23391
Sit in a tub full of water for a while.
That would make you nice and creaky. You CAN rust, right?

>>23420
That would impair running ability and make us distinctive. Bad idea.

Ed Pastry 2009/08/05(Wed)17:28 No. 23475 ID: 35cea2
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>>23412

Perhaps you are right. I'll just play one of the numerous creepy, haunting tracks on this thing then.

>>23420

Our joints and gears are mostly made of brass, so we don't rust really. We only use oil to reduce friction.

>>23419

Alright, I'm in the house.

>>23475
They're probably upstairs, see if the door's open and wait for heavy breathing, creaking noises, or wet squelching.

>>23475
Sneak up the stairs; what can you hear?

Ed Pastry 2009/08/05(Wed)18:32 No. 23500 ID: 35cea2
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One long and windy stairwell later, I arrive at their room. I can hear their disgusting groaning and grunting, and the whine of tortured bedsprings. They're doing it alright.

>>23500
Start up something quiet, then rattle the doorknob right before the climax.

On the song, I mean.

Are there any infamously ugly celeberties in your world? You might want to remind them of said celebrity just as they're getting into it. If that doesn't work, try to get them to think of anything they don't want to associate with sex. Anything at all.

Ed Pastry 2009/08/06(Thu)20:58 No. 23915 ID: 35cea2
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>>23502

I played a quiet haunting tune. Eventually the bouncing slowed and stopped, and I could hear suppressed, nervous whispers between them. This is so much fun!

>>23523

The tune is reaching its climax; I'm rattling the door right now, time to REALLY piss them off!
"Careful sir, that lady's got more diseases than you can count!"

I am met with a shrill, feminine scream and an enraged Cremate man's bellowing.
"PUNK! I VEEL BEAT YOR PUNY HEAD INTO PULP!!!"

Great Stars, I can hardly hold back my laughter! I think it's time to leave or hide before he gets his boxers back on!

>>23915
Run! Run as fast as your puny robot legs can carry you!

>>23915
Run!

You've interrupted Heavy Weapons Guy getting his mack on! Run before he punches out all your blo-- um... all your oil!

Ed Pastry 2009/08/07(Fri)07:28 No. 23984 ID: 35cea2
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Haaa haa hehehe AHHAHAAHAA!

Poor sucker is still probably trying to put his clothes on right now! Not like I needed much of a head start, I'm the fastest runner I know!

>>23984
I have a question.

If clockworks do not have sex, or any sort of metabolism to speak of, why do you need to wear clothes? I would think that to be a bit of a waste for funds.

>>23985
Fashion.

>>24007
Well, in that case, we need better clothes. This skirt and tank top look isn't doing anything for me.
Don't we have anything more spooky? Or failing that... dapper?

>>24022
What about sexy?
We could pull off some sexy clothes.

Think of it! A sexily dressed clockwork, walking down the street, catching people's eyes! Getting embarassed, lustful looks from people who are confused.

We might not have the ability to feel it, but surely, the other races have some sort of kinks about the clockworks.

Making people lust for clockworks where they will never find satisfaction?
I like it!

Ed Pastry 2009/08/07(Fri)18:54 No. 24388 ID: 35cea2
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I have retreated to the safety of my room. Below, I can still see the swearing, scantily clad Cremate man running

>>24007

You are correct, it's one of the many cultural tidbits we Clockworks have picked up from the other races. Still, some prefer to go unclothed.

>>24030
>>24022
>>24052

I like these clothes, but you have presented interesting ideas. I'm now exactly sure how to go around seducing people though, and not too many people find Clockworks very attractive. I suppose I'll think about it later.

Ed Pastry 2009/08/07(Fri)18:55 No. 24390 ID: 35cea2
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For now, I think I'll just enjoy the view...

>and not too many people find Clockworks very attractive.

Doesn't this further our goals all the same? We can be a big robotic cockblock.

>>24388
If it is any consolation.

I find you to be attractive.

Ed Pastry 2009/08/07(Fri)19:32 No. 24428 ID: 35cea2
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>>24393

Well that WAS the original plan, and you've got a good point.

>>24403

Uh... I'm flattered?

>>24428
Well, there's only one think left to make this a perfect night.
Lean back and cackle.

>>24428
Wait. You guys are robots, why aren't you the only form of intelligence left in the world? It couldn't possibly be difficult to annihilate all the inefficient races, could it?

Ed Pastry 2009/08/07(Fri)21:57 No. 24498 ID: 35cea2
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>>24430

Heheheh, ha ha haa, hee hee HA HA HAAHAAHAAAA!!!!

Man that felt good!

>>24432

You must be talking about the Apparatus Insurrection. No, that didn't work at all. The 6 races were carefully designed by Sculptor so not one could overpower the others. Besides, I don't want to kill anyone, I just want to ruin their sex.

>>24498
Plot to find local lover's lane.
And unrelatedly, who that your portrait of, in the living room?

>>24498
Why do clockwork identify as male and female if they lack organs that define them as such?

Shouldn't you all just be gender neutral?

Well, if our objective is to ruin other people's sex, then our first subgoal needs to be finding where other people do it. Is there a red-light district in Caelum?

Ed Pastry 2009/08/08(Sat)10:32 No. 24618 ID: 35cea2
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>>24502
>>24529

Well, I don't really know where the red-light district would be in this town. Somebody mentioned the city park would be a good idea, and I suppose the cliffs downtown could be a possibility also.

>>24525

The concept of gender schemas is yet another thing we picked up from other the other race's cultures. The only thing separating the "genders" is aesthetic differences and the pitch of the voice. If I talked deeper, changed my clothes and removed my metal ponytail and eyelashes, I would be completely indistinguishable from a "male" Clockwork.

>>24618
Well I think we have done enough tonight. Lets wait until tomorrow to go shopping for things to help our maniacal scheme. Go get some sleep, Valerie.

Ed Pastry 2009/08/08(Sat)18:22 No. 25130 ID: 35cea2
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Indeed. Tomorrow is going to be a big day...

Ed Pastry 2009/08/08(Sat)18:24 No. 25132 ID: 35cea2
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Nnnnghhh.. morning already?

>>25132
Sleep is regenerative for humans because of biological processes. Why the heck do clockworks need to sleep?

>>25132
There probably won't be any 'activity' this early, feel free to buy supplies or go about your normal existence.

The buildings are watching you.

>>25138
Power source charging.
Not nearly as long as human sleep period, but still exists, right?

Ed Pastry 2009/08/08(Sat)18:49 No. 25197 ID: 35cea2
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>>25138

My, you people are really inquisitive when it comes to Clockwork physiology and culture!

You sleep so your brain has down-time to sort through the day's memories and recuperate. So do we, only that instead of brain cells we got teeny tiny little gears.

>>25143

You're right, shopping seems like a good idea. The Mall should be open by the time I get there. What should I get?

>>25197
I'd get an Airhorn for the stubborn couples, and maybe a set of black or dark green clothing.