Joanne 2010/02/23(Tue)13:18 No. 137848 ID: 369318
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'bout time you knuckleheads got your shit together. Downstairs' gone all quiet-like. The fuckers upstairs closed some kinda security door on me. It's just me, one hysterical dame and that fuckhead carrot top on this floor.

I'm sorta hoping the six will try coming upstairs. I've been itchin to try this gun.
So, eh. Run or...?

or...?

Are you trying to seduce me, Joanne? That is very inappropriate. Not to say that I'm not flattered and a little aroused of course.

>>137848
Make sure you have a clear line of retreat or two before you try out the gun. If you have that then I say go ahead, if not then relocate to a better place.

Joanne 2010/02/23(Tue)14:06 No. 137880 ID: 369318
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The window opens out to the alley. It's a bit of a drop but beats losin an arm. That's the waitress chick hiding behind the couch, and the carrot brain is behind the counter.

Joanne 2010/02/23(Tue)14:07 No. 137881 ID: 369318
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Shit, I think someone's movin downstairs.

>>137881
That should work just fine then. Wait until the target is fully exposed and then unload into it. Aim for head and eyes if you think you can hit them. If not then center of mass shoots. And have some fire discipline, way to many people just blaze away like they had an unlimited amount of bullets on them.

Joanne 2010/02/23(Tue)14:29 No. 137898 ID: 369318
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"Here you lit'le fucker. Come to mommy."

>>137898
Put a couple of extra bullets in it's head to make sure it stays down. Then take some highly flammable liqour, pour it over the thing and burn the fucker. Say the age old classic "Yiff in hell." followed by "The Emperors will has been done.".

Joanne 2010/02/23(Tue)14:47 No. 137910 ID: 369318
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"Yiff in hell."
[animated]
Huh.

>>137910
Don't they usually leave a corpse that you get to burn afterwards?

Well lets look for a way to call on some back up now. This shit is way to weird for you to deal with it all alone.

Joanne 2010/02/23(Tue)15:05 No. 137919 ID: 369318
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Oh, sorry. Forgot you guys get sucky depth vision. The body's right there, it's was just obstructed by the stairs.
Just didn't expect it to go down that easily.
This gun is even better than I thought.

>>137919
Right, it's not dead.
It would be dead, if you hadn't said that.
Step back, and shoot it again.

>>137919
Get high proof liqour and matches. Drench the body in liqour, toss a lit match on it and utter the phrase "The Emperors will has been done." and then check out the waitress and that other dude.

Joanne 2010/02/23(Tue)16:54 No. 137988 ID: 369318
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"'scuse me."
>"*whimper*"
Eh what a wuss.

Sixteener Lagavulin. That high proof enough for ya?

>>137988

Take a swig of it first. It burns my soul to waste such a noble drink on such a base beast. But it's for a good purpose. It will do.

Burn the shit out of that furry fuck and give praise to the Emperor for giving you the streangth to defeat his enemies.

Burn corpse, call guy a huge pussy.

Joanne 2010/02/27(Sat)06:30 No. 139532 ID: 5d6312
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"Quit fuckin around, pussy."