Oh dear. Well tell him you won't forget about this EITHER. That should throw him off and make him wonder. By the way, nice shirt.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)18:48 No. 136397 ID: f609ed
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I tell Nook I'm done, but he's not convinced.
He says I should go chat more with one of the locals. Just saying hi isn't enough. Good friends are built on good relationships. I can't argue with that, I guess.

He also says making people feel like they're your friends is good for business.

You've been sent to fill a prostitution order. Enjoy.

>>136397
Better do what he says. Go chat with Maple.

Well. Alright?

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)18:59 No. 136407 ID: f609ed
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I go to meet Maple. Her lights are on, so I assume she's home. I come in and find her relaxing by a bunch of stuffed bears, some as large as she is.

She smiles cheerfully and asks me what my birthday is!

>>136407
April 11.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:05 No. 136415 ID: f609ed
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Apparently this was just a ploy to get my sign!

"April 1st. The doctor came up and said 'It's a girl! Just kidding... April Fool's!' ... My dad bopped him one."

No you stupid whore, it's ARIES.

>>136415
um.. 'yes'

>>136415
Yes, she's correct.

>>136415

"That is correct. I am THE GOD OF WAR!"

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:16 No. 136428 ID: f609ed
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I tell Maple she's right, but correct her on the specifics. She seems a little surprised but takes the correction in stride.
Maybe she's a bit absent-minded after all.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:17 No. 136430 ID: f609ed
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Okay NOW I'm just a little weirded out.

>>136430
Okay, ask her why she wants to know.

Dude, forget blood type, check out that bear-sex-doll she's got behind her. WEIRDED OUUUUT~

Gonna steal your organs.

Say AB. That way she can't harvest your fluids unless everyone here is also AB.

AB = Universal Reciever.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:31 No. 136442 ID: f609ed
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>AB
She says "Thank you." and that's it.

She notices my confusion and finally decides to answer some confusion. I hope.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:31 No. 136443 ID: f609ed
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Well, that wasn't reassuring at all.

>>136442

Yes, explain yourself Maple.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:32 No. 136445 ID: f609ed
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Heh heh
heh

uh

Oh wait, my bad, she's got an entire family of ursine sex dolls.

>>136443
Eeeh... Thank her for her... conversation and get back to Nook.

Okay NOW let's go back to Nook.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:35 No. 136449 ID: f609ed
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I cross the bridge and head back to Nook's Cranny.

WARNING SEA MONSTROSITY DETECTED.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:37 No. 136453 ID: f609ed
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I return to Nook. He seems pleased that I "assisted" Maple with her questions.
Now he says he's going to put me in charge of...

FURNITURE DELIVERY?

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:38 No. 136454 ID: f609ed
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Well I guess this is more what I had in mind when he said I'd be working for him.

I have to take something back to Bill.

>>136454
Let's go find Bill then.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:40 No. 136459 ID: f609ed
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Unfortunately it looks like Bill isn't home.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:41 No. 136460 ID: f609ed
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He must be around here somewhere, right?

>>136460
We could just wander around until we find him.

What kind of item are you delivering?

Also, check the top-right corner of the map.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:48 No. 136472 ID: f609ed
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The item is carefully wrapped and simply marked "to Bill".
I have no idea what it is, but it smells fresh, like cleaning products.

I head to the small northern corridor, and while Bill isn't here, I do come upon a standing stone beneath the waterfall. It's hauntingly beautiful.

>>136472

Run to your house.

Open package carefully.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:51 No. 136475 ID: f609ed
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I wander a bit, and run into Bill by the Town Hall, where I spoke to him before. He stops conversing with the Mayor and turns to me, eager for the delivery.

>>136475
Hand it to him and say you didn't open it.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:55 No. 136480 ID: f609ed
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I assure him that I did not open the package. He realizes I must be working for Nook.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:56 No. 136481 ID: f609ed
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Despite employing his services, I get the feeling Bill does not like Tom Nook very much.

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)19:57 No. 136482 ID: f609ed
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And now I...

...um...

...hm.

I don't know what to make of this gesture.

>>136482
Well... um... was there a toilet in your house...?

>>136482
Uh...

Hm.

Whuh... thanks??

Jones 2010/02/20(Sat)20:03 No. 136487 ID: f609ed
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Well great.
Now I have a urinal.

>>136487

Check it for hidden cameras.

>>136487
...

...er, well...

...We may as well go back to Nook.

>>136487
Does it actually attach to plumbing you have, or is it just decorative? Do you know where bathrooms are, or does it look like you're gonna have to poop in the woods?

If this thing winds up being useless you may as well sell it or something.

>>136487
Take note of the extremely large windows immediately to your left and right.
Vow to never use it.

RESET THE GAME