I think maybe we'll hunt the ghosts before making with the hanky-panky.

Yes, then you can have adrenaline-fueled victory sex!

Doobanicus 2010/04/11(Sun)19:50 No. 163070 ID: f0ceda
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>Should I stay or should I go now?

I don't know you guys... This place is notorious for people who get sidetracked mysteriously disappearing but those tits I just want to unclasp that pair of overalls so hard! Hnnnnnnnnngh...

I've got a really bad feeling about getting sidetracked and, ack, uh, dicking around but I want to hit that SO BAD...

D-Dammit... Going after the ghost is probably the smarter choice here but... D-Damn...

>>163070
Do it, faggot! or do you like dick better?

ADRENALINE. FUELED. VICTORYSEX. aka "The Muschio". Don't mess up how awesome it'll be later now.

>>163070
Well if we get sidetracked then we'll find out why people disappear right?

>>163070
Just remember to keep her out of the sun.

Go! It's no big mystery. The characters don't disappear forever.

Go impress her with your ghost handling.

Unclasp those overalls.

Take her somewhere out of sight first if you must. Pussy.

>>163070
DO HER NOW

Keep it in your pants for now.
You already spent money on the ghost hunting shit, no need to potentially let that go to waste.

Doobanicus 2010/04/11(Sun)20:43 No. 163127 ID: f0ceda
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Okay.... Okay... I tell her I'll pick her up after I catch this ghost. By then it should be night and the tit-sun won't be out anymore and it'll be safe for her to be outside.

"YOU FUCKING BLEW IT!" a tiny voice says from within my pants.

Oh shit.

Doobanicus 2010/04/11(Sun)20:44 No. 163132 ID: f0ceda
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"SHE WAS RIGHT THERE! You saw the size of those tits! I could smell her vagina! She was fucking creaming for you man! Now what am I supposed to do!? You are such a MORON! I want to get off, dammit!"

I'm really lucky there's nobody around to see this.

>>163127
"Shut up, penis. I'll jack off or something later. Is there no pleasing you?

Shit."

What's Crowlto up to? Haven't seen him in a while. He had better not be stealing the fucking ladies from you.

>>163127
Go buy some khakis at that GAP

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO HIT YOUR OWN DICK WITH A HAMMER?

Doobanicus 2010/04/11(Sun)21:00 No. 163149 ID: f0ceda
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"Shut up, penis. I'll jack off or something later. Is there no pleasing you? Shit."

"BY 'LATER' YOU BETTER MEAN RIGHT NOW, NIGGA, YOU OWE ME SO HARD AFTER DENYING ME THAT FUCKING PUSSY."

Crowlto and Stars have wandered off somewhere. I'd... Better take care of this first. Why don't you guys bother someone else for a while?

[Your choices are CROWLTO or STARS]

Stars

Stars. Because.

>>163149
Crowlto. We have to make sure he's all mysterious and have a dark past and shit.

>>163149
S.T.A.R.S.

>>163149
Stars

Stars 2010/04/24(Sat)00:21 No. 169378 ID: f0ceda
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HOKAY I *hic* might be a liiiiittle intoxicated hehe... and uh... not gonna lie but I'm prolly gonna pee on a building or something soon... Hoo boy...

Kinda... can't really walk straight here. That mansion we were supposed to go to is behind me and Strifecloud is... fuck if I know... dicking around or sh-something...

Everyone here has fucking massive tits and they're gonna have their... dicks up their asses or something I dunno I lost my train of thought there... Uh...

Yeah... I should uh... do... something... we could probably just show up at the mansion tomorrow or I could just show up drunk I really don't care...

>>169378
I see a bathhouse. Go there.

Find someone and have drunksex with them. It'll keep you out of trouble until you're no longer inebriated.

Stars 2010/04/24(Sat)00:39 No. 169388 ID: f0ceda
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ooooooookay I wander around for a while and eventually I FIND SOMEONE FOR DRUNKSEX they seem nice

>>169388
...too nice. This guy wants to MARRY you. RUN AWAY FROM THE COMMITMENT!

YES HAVE SEX WITH HIM

Stars 2010/04/24(Sat)01:06 No. 169414 ID: f0ceda
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yeaaaaaah nooooo fuck marriage free sex whooooooo where should I go what should I do?

>>169414
Flirt with the gobbo standing right there.

bang stars.

You could take that goblin or head to a bar, I'm sure there'll be horny guys there.

>>169414
Ask him if he has seen Crowlto. It's time you healed his scarred soul through the power of sexual healing.

>>169414
Pin and molest the goblin. Gobbos don't consider it good sex unless one side isn't consensual.

Attempt to molest the goblin, but puke on him instead. Stagger away in abject embarassment, then forget everything you just did a few minutes ago.

Stars 2012/04/01(Sun)16:41 No. 397878 ID: c6beb3
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>>169417
>>169427
>>169522
>>169633
>Fuck/Molest the gobbo

Oh I pin him to the ground alright, pin him and give him the best view in the house, heheheh...

>"Oh, uh, I see you have one of those uh, lizard vaginas, um, a cloaca?"

"Oh, that's not a cloaca..."

Stars 2012/04/01(Sun)16:41 No. 397879 ID: c6beb3
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"It's an eyeball."

>"W-What... I-"

"Lick it. Lick my eye."

Doobanicus 2012/04/01(Sun)16:42 No. 397880 ID: c6beb3
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Ahh! I feel a lot better! Though that took longer than I thought.

Doobanicus 2012/04/01(Sun)16:42 No. 397881 ID: c6beb3
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Wait, what was I doing? Something about a haunted house?

flee in terror from the eye vagina

>>397881
Yep. Get to it. Kill that ghost.

Doobanicus 2012/04/01(Sun)17:50 No. 397935 ID: c6beb3
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Okay, uh, I find Stars but she looks like she's busy so I just go to the mansion myself.

Inside there's a very exasperated cutebold, you know, the stupid dog kind of kobold instead of the cool lizard kind, who wants to know if I'm one of the EQUALIZERS, and I say yes. Because I am and that's a thing that is true.

He tells me that there is a GHOST in his house and it has been haunting him for months, and that he just can't spend another night in this house until it's gone as it's been getting worse and worse. He says there's been strange disturbances in the FOYER, where we are now, THE KITCHEN, the STUDY, and just outside the BEDROOM late in the night. He tells me that he'll see me in the morning and he's going to stay at the inn.

...Hmm, well now, I do have a job to do but that ALSO means I'll have a decently party-sized mansion at my disposal for the night...

I dunno invite skittles over.

GHOST PARTY

Definitely party time. You can kill the ghost during the party, it'll be like a show!

invite all of your friends and every sexy girl you have ever seen

all get drinks lots of drinks

>>397935
It's Party TIME!!! Invite over everyone you know, and tell them to invite everyone they know. Oh, and bring some booze.

Doobanicus 2012/08/29(Wed)19:22 No. 449365 ID: 87d89c
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>>397946
>>398127
>>397941
>>397943
I don't think I can invite EVERYONE I know, I'm friends with pretty much everyone on every form of social media forever, I get that from my father's side. Nah, I should probably invite a couple people I actually know and then just whoever I can find on the street. Who should I try to invite though? I mean, when I say I know everyone, I mean everyone.

>>397939
Oh man skittles, it's easily been five minutes since I last thought of her, she is a cutie isn't she? Maybe, you know, I could have sex with her during the party if you know what I mean. Like, sneaking off somewhere and doing it fancy style in a fancy room with the fancy drapes and the fancy sheets.

Wait, no, I'd have to take the fancy sheets off first. That shit's expensive, don't want to ruin them. Maybe I could find a way to purify them with demon magic. Wait no, that sounds like a horrible idea. What was I doing again? Right, throwing a party.

Okay, I need names, people, names.

Ultramegadance Supermaster
Delicia Boobicia
Terrence Briggam
Donnie Darko
Copyright D. Steal
Your evil twin
Your evil twin's evil twin