Check the time, and see if anything is different on the computer.
If no, google the incident to see if any others have experienced the same thing.

The clock says the time is 8:00 PM, while your computer says its 9:00 PM. Your Google results show no relevant searches, only some weird interracial porn, and some macros of cats. You notice your computer background is different then usual.

What is the new background, and what was the old one?

The old background was of your house. The new one is an odd creature staring at you with one eye.

(Sorry I was sleeping)

EUGH!!!
Is this even your room? What exactly is the view through the window?

You look outside of the window to see the bright moon, but you see something quickly dart into your house from outside.

Uncap pen, hold in a stabbing' pose, loudly ask WTF is going on.
Prepare action to stab anything that jumps out at you as you get up and go over to close the window.

You scream WTF!? while you are in your room, then prepare for an intense battle. The creature burst into the room his mouth covered in blood. You stab it and lose your pen into its skin, you close the window while the creature starts to flip out wreaking nearly everything in the room.

Throw the cube of wood at the creature!

Bugger that.
Any furniture around that can be used to bludgeon?
Also, what is the creature?
Is it bleeding, or is the blood from something else?

Feet will suffice.
Kick it! Kick it hard! Kick it until it stops moving. Then kick it some more. Put all your strength into these kicks!Kick like you've never kicked before! Kick like a world champion! Remember your Soccer-Days. KICK KICK KICK!!!

11. You can identify the creature as having once been human, or at least human like. Its knees are protruding far out, and its arms are longer then any normal humans arm.

10. You throw you cube of wood at the creature, it doesn't even flinch. Its starting to get closer to you!

12. You keep kicking it, only doing enough damage to get him to the other side of the room away from the door. its starting to get back up!

Right, this is pointless... Time to run. Pick up the wooden Cube and dash through the door. Might this be a Zombie Apocalypse Scenario?

You realize you wont win this so you grab your cube of wood and rush out the door, closing and holding it down. You see a creature slowly lurking inside the house, it doesn't seem to have seen you. There is a door into another room, a door outside(You will have to pass the creature), and a door into the attic. Make you move wisely.

Do we keep any weapons in the house?
A gun, a convenient collection of replica swords, or at the very least some sports equipment?

16. You used to keep some bamboo swords in your attic, just in case. You unfortunately don't play many sports other then soccer so you could find some of your soccer stuff in the drawer in your room.

Used to? Head up there quietly anyway, it's more defensible.

18. You quietly sneak up the stairs to the attic and close the door, you think the creature in the other room may have noticed you. Other then the many cobwebs and boards holding up the room you see a chest, a window, and a creature similar to the last but larger. Its sleeping.

Think "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU" and tiptoe around to the chest, making sure to keep the large creature in sight as I open it.

20. Your eyes are on the creature, you made it too the chest unseen. You open it to see a sword made of bamboo, just then you hear some tapping on the large window the creature isn't waking yet.

Sneak attack that bitch.

22. You sneak up behind the creature and hit it over the head. It's now awake... and pissed.

Hit it again, this time harder!

24. The bamboo sword cracks a bit. The creature quickly bashes its bony fist into your shoulder pushing you back into the chest, you fall in and it closes. You hear to creatures clawing at the door and even louder tapping.

Are we screwed?

24. The bamboo sword cracks a bit. The creature quickly bashes its bony fist into your shoulder pushing you back into the chest, you fall in and it closes. You hear to creatures clawing at the door and even louder tapping.

26. Maybe, maybe not. It depends on what command you do next.

Finish breaking the sword, wait for it to open the chest and find a place to stab. Failing that, use the blunt end to aim for the face.

29. You break your sword so it becomes splintered on 1 side. You wait for the creature to open the chest when you hear the window break. There are sounds of struggle, do you want to take a look outside of the chest?

Peek out a little, prepare to stab anything nearby.
If it's right next to the chest, roll the chest backwards and me out.

31. You peak out to see a creature that resembles a wolf with wings in the place of its forelegs, its limbs are extended beyond an average limit. It is attacking 3 of the earlier creatures, they are far away from the chest.

Leave chest, see if it has things well in hand, grab weapons and head the fuck downstairs.
Avoid it if possible, the enemy of my enemy is my enemies' enemy, no more.

33. You grab anything that you could count as a weapon (Broom, pool stick, broken splintery bamboo sword) and run the fuck out of that brawl, one of the creatures scratches you on the leg before being brought back into the massive fight. You are back into the hall, you see that the creature clawed the crap out of the door to your room before getting upstairs, the rest of your house seems okay. You can still hear fighting up in the attic.

Bathroom, where there is hopefully a medkit.
Lock the door, bar the window, catch breath.
Bandage wound, check for weirdness, take most suitable weapons.

35. You go to your bathroom to see it torn apart like most of the other smaller areas. You lock the door, bar the windows with what you can, and sit down on the toilet to catch your breath. You look outside the slivers of the bars on the windows to see that your eyes have finally adjusted. You look out to the streets to see hundreds of people running from the creatures you encountered, and the creatures themselves being hunted by the flying creatures you saw earlier. You look at the moon... its so bright, its an odd phenomenon. You grab a plunger, and the toilet seat just in case. You no longer hear fighting in the attic.

Watch their behavior, and also can we get a detail description of the creatures now that we have some breathing room?
Prepare for stabbin' should anything try the door.

The creatures are just attacking all the people, 1 seems to be flipping out. There is a human walking through this whole thing calmly... why isn't he being attacked? The moon is starting to dim a bit, the creatures are retreating. You are prepared to stab anything that walks through this door. You still don't hear any fighting in the attic.

Describe FLIPPING OUT MONSTER.
Describe UNPANICKED HUMAN.
Go UPSTAIRS.
Look UPSTAIRS at CARNAGE.

39.

1. The monster is using one hand to grip onto its right leg, and another to hold onto the ground.

2. The human has a black hat on, a black tuxedo, and a pair of slacks. He is coming to your house.

3,4. You run up to the attic to see the carnage of the fight. You see the mutilated bodies of the creatures. The winged one has a huge gash on his chest, while the other creatures have bashed in skulls.

Try to remember if I have any prepared plans to ward off Baron Samedi.

Now that I think about it, that's a good idea.
Back to compy, astabbin' anything in my room. Check Wikipedia for Baron Samedi's foibles and see if anything can chase him off.

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I'm gonna BUMP THIS THREAD

>>43
A pox on your head!