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112286 No. 112286 ID: bf1e7e

In this World, there exist both humans and creatures called 'pokémon.' Many people set out into the world of pokémon, and they battle eachother with their pokémon companions.

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No. 112291 ID: bf1e7e
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Some may think that the life of battling is a bad one, but many people (and pokémon) believe that friendship and companionship make the life of a pokémon and its trainer the greatest either could lead.
No. 112292 ID: bf1e7e
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If you ask me ...
No. 112295 ID: 34470e

No. 112298 ID: bf1e7e
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They're a bunch of suckers.
No. 112300 ID: 9e9b47


Be the most hardcore badass motherfucking pokemon around.
No. 112301 ID: 34470e

No. 112302 ID: bf1e7e
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Look at this Ninjask. It's so worried about its trainer, you can really feel the bond between them.
No. 112306 ID: c1b520

Gengar, stop being a douche and just shadow sneak their asses. Srsly.
No. 112307 ID: bf1e7e
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And now this is happening.
No. 112308 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 112310 ID: 5aa60d

im b4 protect substitute protect swords dance protect x scissor/baton pass
No. 112311 ID: bf1e7e
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None of that shit for me. I don't need anyone. I'm the baddest motherfucker in the world.

What good are friends? I'm already pretty much perfect.
No. 112312 ID: bf1e7e


>end cutscene
No. 112314 ID: 5aa60d

silly clefable thunder only has 70% accuracy
No. 112317 ID: 34470e

Are you a bad enough mon to OHKO Arceus?
No. 112321 ID: 9e9b47


Stroll around, strutting your shit for all to see.
No. 112346 ID: bf1e7e
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What else would I do all day?


I don't need any thunder to take on some piddly NINJASK. I can see how you would mistake my T-Bolt for a thunder, though. It is a pretty badass bolt of electricity if I do say so myself. And I do.


Why do you think Arceus hides behind an event-only item all the time?

That punk's scared.
No. 112368 ID: 34470e

What level are you?
No. 112372 ID: 9e9b47


Lets go round up some grub. Fuck with any punk who has the balls to question you.
No. 112373 ID: 5aa60d

that's pretty baddass
unfortunately when you gain experience you level back down to 100
congrats you are now level 100
No. 112381 ID: bf1e7e
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Who do you think you are to ask me a question like that. I'm high enough level To stuff a fire blast in your face if you sass me. How's that?
No. 112385 ID: 5aa60d

are you male or female? lets find a good lookin ditto
No. 112386 ID: 9e9b47


Well, what do you usually do all day then? Besides blow up random pokemon.
No. 112388 ID: 34470e

I was just curious.
No. 112405 ID: bf1e7e
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Why do you ask? Are you looking for a relationship? I can understand why you would be, but I'm just out of your league.

And there's no way I'm touching some nasty ditto, either.


I do whatever I feel like! It's not like anyone can stop me. Today I slept until after noon, then I dug a hole and waited around until that jackass trainer fell in. That was pretty great, but I could go for some breakfast.
No. 112410 ID: 5aa60d

im feelin fried ninjask hbu?
No. 112411 ID: 9e9b47


Lets go and get some breakfast.

Correction, make some Clefairy get you food.
No. 112412 ID: f21281

You look like a girl.

Also you are pink. Yes, Clefable are always pink, but you look pinker than a regular boy Clefable.

You girl, you. Girly girl.
No. 112416 ID: 6834bc

Ditto doesn't float your boat, eh? Bet Gardevoir's more your style.
Sounds like that's a good goal. Let's find you a Gardevoir to be your bitch.
No. 112464 ID: bf1e7e
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The Clefairy are all back on that stupid mountain, it's on the other side of that water city.


Bitch don't test me.


NO WAY I'm getting anywhere near getting up on a gardevoir. There's no way to tell if you've got the right kind until it's way too late to turn back.

That's a situation I'm not about to get into.
No. 112468 ID: 445c48

We're just asking because, if you are a male, you look rather feminine and thus less manly and awesome.

Lookin' great if you're a gal though.
No. 112472 ID: e3f578

Then what bitch shall be your bitch? ALL THE BITCHES, AM I RIGHT?
No. 112474 ID: 5aa60d

also stop metronomeing
that shits dangerous, keep using it and next thing you know BOOM SELFDESTRUCT
No. 112476 ID: 9e9b47


Lets go find a Combee nest and get some motherfucking honey
No. 112494 ID: 6834bc

Dude, fine, if you're a pussy who can't tell a male from a female Gardevoir that's fine bro; I guess we'll just have to find something that's easier for your delicate and weak powers of perception to be your bitch.

I just thought you'd want a fucking powerful psychic type that didn't have a moustache like an Alakazam, but if you can't handle a little androgynous Gardevoir...
No. 112509 ID: f21281

You know what they say about Haunter's and their toungues~
No. 112558 ID: bf1e7e
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I look great no matter what. I don't need you to tell me that.


I'll metronome whenever I damn well feel like it. I'm not worried. What's the matter, not HARDCORE enough for Metronome?


Look, I get that you're upset that you won't get to hit this. But it's just not gonna happen. You might as well get over it.


Well there's the nest, but these motherfuckers are too retarded to understand when I tell them to give me some honey.
No. 112564 ID: 5aa60d

isnt it obvious?
No. 112565 ID: e3f578

Grab the hive, stuff it in your mouth, fight the pain.

No. 112569 ID: 6834bc

Nah bro, I don't dig fairies.
I just wanted to set you up with something good, but you can't handle it. It's like perception is your dump stat, can't even tell a man from a chick.

But whatever bro, go get your honey or whatever. Maybe you'll luck out and get a Vespiquen out of the deal.
No. 112577 ID: 85d9a9

Use Safeguard then Wish and enjoy your honey.
No. 112611 ID: bf1e7e
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Thunderbolts? Nah, I can do one better than that.

No. 112655 ID: bf1e7e
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No. 112664 ID: 5aa60d

boy, where did you get the TM for fireblast?
No. 112671 ID: bde1b8

And the TM for Thunderbolt, while we're at it. Did you raid some gyms, Clefable?
No. 112684 ID: bf1e7e
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This is how I roll.

>end cutscene
No. 112702 ID: 9e9b47


Snag that honey. Eat it in an awesome manner.
No. 112709 ID: bf1e7e
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I used to follow trainers out of the mountain all the time. I'd hang around for a while and they'd just assume I was 'their' pokémon. Some of them started touching me with these weird discs that made me learn how to do some new tricks.

Once I figured out what they were doing, I just started looking for trainers and looting their packs while they slept.
No. 112712 ID: 9e9b47


Man you're smart.
No. 112734 ID: bf1e7e

>Pausing for the evening
No. 112738 ID: 445c48

"Tricks"? Do you think yourself a pet, taught to yap on command? No. They are abilities, powers, skills. Not Tricks.
No. 112844 ID: 6f5d85

Wait a sec here... you pretend to belong to the trainer, then sneak away? How? I thought those balls had like, some evil mind and body control over you guys.
No. 113594 ID: bf1e7e
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You can call it whatever you want. Shooting Fire is nice and all, but it's not what makes me a badass.


That's the best part. If you act like you want to go with them but don't want to get in the ball, the saps'll just let you tag along! It's perfect!


Well look at that. If you're right again today, you'll be as useful as a broken watch.
No. 113596 ID: bf1e7e
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Looks like this might get interesting, but I doubt it.
No. 113597 ID: 34470e

You know what would be fun? Pretending to be weak so they're caught off-guard. You should see the look on their face when they see your real strength.
No. 113598 ID: 62489a

No. 113609 ID: 6834bc

Since you're such a dashing pimp, why don't you demonstrate your sway over the womenfolk and make this Vespiquen your bitch?
No. 113643 ID: bf1e7e
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They'll make that face anyway. Playing Possum is for pussies who need to take their enemies by surprise.


I torch the bitch. She fires some sort of dart out of her weird honeycomb ass.


I prefer to play with other pokémon.
No. 113651 ID: f21281


Yer about to get poisoned, paralyzed, or put to sleep.

Just a heads-up.
No. 113667 ID: 632862

Looks like Poison Sting to me.
No. 113677 ID: bf1e7e
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Well it might, but that's because you're dumb. Wild Vespiquen can't even know Poison Sting, this is DEFINITELY a Toxic needle.
No. 113679 ID: f21281

Enjoy your poisoning.

No. 113687 ID: 6834bc

See, bitch, now you're badly poisoned. Would've just been easier to go find a Gardevoir and talk to it long enough to figure out which gender it was.

But no, you had to go attack a Combee nest for honey. You're a friggin' genius, man. Hope you stole some antidotes from a trainer or you're gonna get raped while you're unconscious.
No. 113693 ID: f4963f

So, um. I assume you have some sort of antidote or curing move?

Or are we just going to spam metronome and hope we get lucky?

Cause I'm all for that plan.
No. 113694 ID: bf1e7e
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>Enjoy your poisoning.

I damn well intend to, you don't need to tell me to.


>See, bitch, now you're badly poisoned.

Fuck yes I am. Shit went even better than I thought!
No. 113695 ID: 34470e

...Can I marry you?
No. 113696 ID: f0fac0

Bitches don't know...

Let's eat that honey to shove it in their faces.
No. 113697 ID: c0f3bf

Do you feel goood?
No. 113705 ID: 6834bc

Yeah, just until you realize Magic Guard won't protect your ass when you're not in a fight.
But hey, on the upside, as long as you can get into a fight within four steps for the rest of the day or until you hork an antidote from a dumbass trainer, your power with Facade will be doubled. Unless you don't have that attack.

I reiterate what >>113679 said: Enjoy your poisoning.
No. 113707 ID: f21281

...oh wait, by honey, you didn't mean actual honey.

You get high off of toxins.
No. 113721 ID: 632862

What? No, they definitely can know Poison Sting. They can learn it at a very low level, too. Level 3.

I wasn't aware Toxic even had a needle component. It SHOULD be a kind of gas cloud attack. Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
No. 113723 ID: bf1e7e
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Look, I don't know how this shit works for the suckers who get their asses stuck in pokéballs, but out here whre I kick it that shit's always active.


Good fuckin' idea.


We've already been over this. Not interested.


Only every waking minute of my life.


Don't you fucking judge me, voice in my head.


They don't even evolve until level 21. Unless they got that fat asshole to use a heart scale on them, they won't know it. And he doesn't do that for wild pokémon.

No. 113766 ID: fa7b85

You shoulda recruited the Vespiquen you moron.
No. 114066 ID: fe0817

Clefable, you seems irritable now. Do you think it might be the toxin's effect on you? Many people do not like the way drugs control their action, no matter how good it feels at the moment. Do you think you are one of those people?

Clefable, Would you like to learn about drug rehab?
No. 114070 ID: 8ecfd4

Go find some bitches to blow your junk.
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