Okay.

Puts a glass case over the button so it’s harder to press.

Lift the post instead.

Make sure that the glass case is sized appropriately so that it doesn't accidentally press the button we are trying so desperately to protect when we slide it over the button.

Are we entirely sure this button isn't a slice of toast

We can’t press the button, but what if we pull it?

>>1024308
As in pulling the button off entirely so it can never be pushed? Genius!

Press it, but only a little so nobody notices.

What, this quest again?
Gently caress the button.

I seduce the button.

iagreeing with pull button

Give the button some space. Let it come to you in its own time. It'll open up to you when it's ready.

That's no button...

uhhh what does this button do?

Rotate the knob on the bottom, thus extending the lipstick.

...Er, so that the button has further to travel in the event of accidental pressage.

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>>1024311
[Button Guard] "Hey! I am noticing you press that button only a little over there! That's fine. But don't you dare even think about fully Pressing the Button! Pressing the Button isn't allowed.

Ask what the button does if it's pressed

>>1024348
Press it slightly more .

lick the button, it might be cherry flavored

>>1024348
Whatcha gonna do if I press it?

say hey back, but say it in a seductive way

Give it half an A press.

>>1024411
That's pressing without releasing it. Do you want to kill us all?

Let's just step away from the button, man.

unscrew the button; then you can push on it's inviting shiny redness without activating whatever mystery mechanism it's currently attached to

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>>1024326
[Button Guard]"You don't wanna know, buddy. Frankly, I also didn't want to know, so I skipped that part of training. Came in the next day, whole class was missing. 'Spose it was a practical demonstration went wrong. Later Administration claims they were all gone because it was the last day of training, but I don't buy it. Whatever that button does, I bet it's REALLY BAD."

>>1024381
[Button Guard]"Also if you press it, I am required to tase you"

Hmm, ask him if he has a coin, so that you may flip it. If he doesn't have it then flip him the bird.

Let's follow the lines on the ground. Start with the ones going right.

"Jokes on you, I'm into that."

>>1024963
This, and then press the button a little bit further (BUT NOT ALL THE WAY)

If we want to avoid to press the button we must distract ourselves with more interesting things. ¡Think of fanservice! (For example cute cats doing cat's things)

>>1024997
Great idea, lets distract ourselves

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Nice! truly amazing what that imagination can conjure if you really work at it.

wait, what is she pointing at...?

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Shit! abort Fan Service, abort!!

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>>1024941
Big ol' honkin lever in that direction seems like

Fashion mousetrap out of lever

>>1027121
no no, tear out the lever and use it as the main arm of a model catapult

>>1027120
PULL THE LEVER CRONK

mind control the guard into pulling level as you press buaton