>>101573
NEXT TO or ON your tablet?

>>101574

NEXT TO, of course. Sleeping ON a tablet would destroy it.

Knock on the door. Ring on the bell. Tap on the window, too!

Oh god Gnome is so cute

Find a sexy older woman and get raped.

Wake up.

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)14:15 No. 101581 ID: 5f9e7a
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Open your mouth wide and
Yell "HELLO? ANYONE THERE?"

>>101577
Quiet you! We're here to enjoy Gnome's dreams, as told be not-Gnome.

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)14:47 No. 101606 ID: 5ba271
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"HELLO? ANYONE THERE?"

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)14:52 No. 101617 ID: 5ba271
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>Find a sexy older woman and get raped.

"Oh god, I'm soooooooooo getting raped."

Nothing happening?

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)14:53 No. 101619 ID: 5f9e7a
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>>101606
USE YOUR HEAD!

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)14:53 No. 101620 ID: 5ba271
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"May I ask to whom you are speaking, sir?"

>>101620
Your crazy headvoices.

>>101620
Just stammer and stare at her boobs.

>>101620
"I was saying that I was getting raped. Oh, wait, my watch is about five minutes fast."

Then, wink and point your pointer fingers at her.

>>101620
Insert face A into cleavage B!

>>101624

I do hope you realize she looks like Sakuya...

... If so, we're really gonna get raped. ;.;

>>101626
It's not like it's real...

>>101630
If that occurs in Gnome's dream, then that means he's totally into it anyway.

hey wait, is that sakuya.

THEN WHO WAS HONG!

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)16:50 No. 101736 ID: 5ba271
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>>101623
"Hubuguwha?"
"And may I ask if you have an appointment?"

>>101626

"Uhh... I'm here to see Patchy?"

Say you're too busy staring at her boobs to answer her question.

>>101740
This cannot go wrong.

Is that a uniboob?

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)18:27 No. 101817 ID: 5ba271
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"...boobs."
"I'm sorry?"
"Uhh... I'm here to see Patchy?"
"Very well."

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)18:28 No. 101818 ID: 5ba271
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"Miss Knowledge is in the library, behind the stairs. I will be in the kitchen, should you need anything. Please knock before entering the kitchen. Please do not wander."

>>101818
[To clarify, feel free to pick any path you want, Sakuya has already left.]

Well everyone knows Gnome loves Patchy. First, panic. Then, go behind the stairs.

Go left

>>101833

Going with this. :3

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)22:47 No. 102016 ID: 5ba271
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You enter the library, and begin to search for Patchouli.

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)22:47 No. 102017 ID: 5ba271
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You wander.

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)22:48 No. 102018 ID: 5ba271
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And wander.

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)22:48 No. 102019 ID: 5ba271
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And wander.

Suggestion 2009/12/30(Wed)22:49 No. 102020 ID: 5ba271
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You have found Patchouli.

>>102020
"So... Patchouli x Flan OTP?"

>>102021
I hope so.

Strangle it.

"Patchouli" sounds like some sort of noodles, so let's ignore any evidence to the contrary and assume that this is what Patchouli means.

Eat Patchouli.

>>102162
Gnome's a classy guy. not without dinner and a m-- wait, she's into books. Not without dinner and poetry first. :3c

>>102203
Before dinner, there is business to attend to.
"Excuse me, Miss Knowledge - do you mind if I call you Patchy? There's this troll I'm trying to bring justice to, would you be able to help?"

OHGODDONTLICKHER

Suggestion 2010/01/07(Thu)16:28 No. 107281 ID: 5ba271
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"So... Patchouli x Flan OTP?"

Suggestion 2010/01/07(Thu)16:29 No. 107284 ID: 5ba271
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"Who are you, and how did you sneak into my library?"

>>107284
Introduce yourself as Gnome look-a-like, and you're one sauve motherfucker.

>>107284
I'm the father of your children, Patchy. Your *future* children.

>>107284
Use her pudding body to sculpt boobs. Smile lewdly. Do this after introducing yourself as Gnome, Suave Motherfucker, if possible.

>>107284
Rape Patchouli tenderly~