Dave Nye, who was Bill Nye's brother

Dr. Science

>>371218

you were also an office typing on the computer

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/10(Sat)18:47 No. 55652 ID: 9dfd52
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Right! Behold the work of Dr. Zinc!

Ok, so I’m trying to get into League of SCIENCE!tists. Why? Because they give “grants” and allow use of their SUPERIOR SCIENCE EQUIPMENT to any member to do SCIENCE! (Not “science mind you”, ‘cause that’s bohring). Anyway, to get in I need to prove myself that I can do SCIENCE! As you saw, my last attempt to impress them failed. Apparently, blowing up only 3 rooms is not true SCIENCE! work. I have LIMITED FUNDS, a SMALL LAB, and SCRAPS OF METAL.

Oh, and before we begin, because I only have a SMALL LAB, the only things I can make must be smaller than an UNMODIFIED SCHOOL BUS. Also because I have no ELECTRONIC MATERIALS, any robots I make can’t perform complex actions. Other than those, I have no restrictions.

What do I do now?

Trebuchet and a barrel full of napalm, burn that building full of fools to the ground!

The problem right now is yer LIMITED FUNDS. You need MO' MONEHS. Hows about you capitalize on your explosive failure at the League of SCIENCE! by making explosives, flashbangs, IEDs, you know things that go KA-BLOOUIE! Its cheap, you don't really need a lot of expensive stuff to make them and its a great way to get some cash. Who knows, it might even help to get your name out into the community. Its a good first step to a big world DrZn, go do it

Giant drill machine filled with explosives. To avoid detection you should have it move under their building while still a long way underground, than tunnel upwards.

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/10(Sat)20:02 No. 55657 ID: 9dfd52
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It looks like all these ideas need explosives some way or another. Off to Kaboom! UnLtd.

This is what they have in stock
TNT (10kg) - $100
Gasoline (10kg) - $200
Gunpowder (15kg) - $150


TNT is a basic conventional explosive, cheap and has a medium damage rating. (4.7 MJ/kg)
Gasoline can be used two ways, as fuel, or as a long burning medium damage weapon (47.2 MK/kg)
Gunpowder (They still make that?) is a has a lower rating of explosive power, but some forms of PROJECTILE weaponry require it. (3MJ/kg)

What will it be then? I have no idea how much is needed to bring down any buildings right now, but a few field tests can fix that!

(At least 1 explosion with known power against a building type is required to estimate future requirements. For example, you will need to blow up a SMALL HOUSE completely or partially to figure out how much explosive power is needed for SMALL HOUSES. Explosions cause attention, which may or may not be wanted)

Well, based on your limited funds, we're going to want some TNT for now. Launch that at a small building for a first test is what I say.

Get some Tee Enn Tee, Get some Dy-No-Mite
40 kg of the stuff is fine.

that's really not much unless you are an engineer who knows the most vulnerable points of a building.

You are doing SCIENCE. You have a SMALL LAB. You don't buy explosives, you make them.

>>371251
Eat TNT drink gasoline you are what you eat BECOME SCIENCE

What, we can't make fuel-air explosives? Gasoline vapor in the right concentration is highly explosive, and our SCIENCE is just the thing to get that concentration perfect!

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/12(Mon)18:10 No. 55665 ID: 9dfd52
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The last time we tried that, well, let’s just say there was a smoking...

(ANIMATED)

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/12(Mon)18:10 No. 55666 ID: 9dfd52
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...Incident

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/12(Mon)18:11 No. 55667 ID: 9dfd52
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*Insert music*

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/12(Mon)18:12 No. 55668 ID: 9dfd52
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But anyway, I bought 40 kg of TNT.

WELCOME BACK DR.ZN

Ah yes, TCOS is the AI that runs my lab.

WHAT DO WE HAVE TODAY? AH... 40KILOGRAMS of TNT. AM I RIGHT ASSUMING YOU ARE DOING SOME FIELD TESTING? SILLY ME. YOU ALWAYS DO. WILL IT BE THE USUAL UPS DELIVERY OR WILL YOU TEST ANOTHER FORM OF TRANSPORTATION? SHALL I SET THE DEFAULT TARGET OF LOS_HQ?

>>Eat SCIENCE!

No, we will be cooking today.

BAKER MODE ACTIVE.

Set ingredient: TNT. Set amount: 30kg. Set item: Cake.

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/12(Mon)18:13 No. 55669 ID: 9dfd52
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UNAUTHORIZED DIRECTIVE: CAKE ERROR: CAKE IS A DECEPTION. A LOS TEAM WILL BE ARRIVING TO PURGE THIS THOUGHT FROM YOUR MIND.

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/12(Mon)18:14 No. 55670 ID: 9dfd52
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Oh yeah... I forgot about that. ABORT! ABORT!

BAKER SYSTEMS ABORTED AND LOCKED TO PREVENT FURTHER MISUSE.

Dr. Zinc 2011/12/12(Mon)18:15 No. 55671 ID: 9dfd52
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I uh... “borrowed” TCOS from the League of SCIENCE!tists. And they don’t let anyone make “their” cake. Another reason to get into the LOS. That aside, how shall we conduct science? Here is a map of the surrounding area. Places which I have marked with X indicate a possibility of successful SCIENCE! with the current amount of materials I have.

Let's try the small river center now.

>>371886

Whoops! I forgot to say this was when we tried making explosives the last time.

do it where the rivers join.

>>371892
Does the Small River flow into the Big River?

Dr. Zn 2012/03/24(Sat)22:16 No. 55676 ID: 9dfd52
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Explosives placed!

Dr. Zn 2012/03/24(Sat)22:17 No. 55677 ID: 9dfd52
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*Chomp!*

D'OH!

Hit the plunger anyway!

Also, NEW MISSION: exterminate all sharks.

In our next experiment, does TNT explode inside shark?

Make a boom.

>>395682
Most excelllent, now hit the damn plunger! That shark shall taste our explosive wrath! And then we will transform the chunks of shark into some sort of AI controled cyberabomination shark! With octopus bits!

Dr. Zn 2012/03/25(Sun)13:52 No. 55682 ID: 9dfd52
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Let the SCIENCE! begin!

*Click*

Dr. Zn 2012/03/25(Sun)13:55 No. 55683 ID: 9dfd52
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(Animated image!)

*BOOM!*


(Hey! Watch the gif before reading the following or it will make less sense!)



Hmmm...? Sharks come with built in escape pods now?

it was a robot shark!!

>>395855

secure yon pod and imprison its passenger.

Oh joy, your first volunteer test subject!

The shark would have been your first, but it was a robot.

>>396036
The shark was our first. We were testing what would happen if we would blew up a giant shark.

>>396038

Robots don't count.

Dr. Zn 2012/03/26(Mon)10:53 No. 55689 ID: 9dfd52
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(Animated)
Excellent! Test subjects are quite hard to find nowadays. Ever since the incident...

Anyways... that aside. I get ready to welcome our guest and open...

Um. Bolts. Hmm. Most problems are solved by explosives right?



Status:
One (1) not opened escape pod acquired.

Unfortunate Soul 2012/03/26(Mon)10:56 No. 55690 ID: 9dfd52
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*You are now the unfortunate soul inside the pod*

Zee commandant vill not be pleased...

Activate the SECRET WEAPON. Or the self-destruct mechanism.

Press the transformation button and enter combat mode!

Doesn't matter. Drag the tube back to the lab.

Unfortunate Soul 2012/04/03(Tue)15:41 No. 55694 ID: 9dfd52
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Ah ha! Ze emergency button!

Unfortunate Soul 2012/04/03(Tue)15:44 No. 55695 ID: 9dfd52
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*Whirr*

*Thump*

I think zee pod has activated zee quickenescape function. I remember zee commandant speak about no stoppen function with quickenescape...

Unfortunate Soul 2012/04/03(Tue)15:45 No. 55697 ID: 9dfd52
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Zhere is no problem vith zat right?

Oh, oops! The gif (18.gif) is animated!

>>398497
All systems are go.

Unfortunate Soul 2012/04/03(Tue)16:18 No. 55700 ID: 9dfd52
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Hey Everyone! I hope I'm doing this quest right... For now, I need to take a break here to finish the rest of this scene.

>>398510

Needs at least 3 more science