Absurdity DeVoid 2018/08/08(Wed)06:43 No. 124702 ID: 205ef1
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>Root just enjoying the process of building a sand castle

Heretic 2018/08/08(Wed)06:52 No. 124703 ID: 8a947d
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VOL: I ain't nevah been on a beach before! Dat sea breeze and the smell a' da ocean! Everything here is just amazin'! I wish we could do this more often huh Roland?...What the hell is dis?
ROLAND: It's a demon booth! I'm giving away free demons to anybody that wants one! Luckily not many other people have shown up yet so I had time to set it up and get all the demons together.
VOL:...Why?
ROLAND: Well how else am I supposed to study them if I don't see how they interact with people? None of them are dangerous, and everybody's only going to get one demon so it doesn't get crazy.
VOL: Okay I guess...What kinda demons ya got bottled up?
ROLAND: Don't know!
VOL: What.
ROLAND: I don't know! I was just going to hand them out like blind bags and have people get surprises!...seems like a good idea right?
VOL:...I'm gonna go swimmin' and pretend like I don't know ya.

ClockworkFountain 2018/08/08(Wed)10:57 No. 124705 ID: 61e064
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>>124703
A man with a beard and a little black snake walks up to the booth. “Free blind-bottle demons? Hmmmmm...”
The snake gets angry, and on closer examination, it’s a demon made of a black liquid! “No! No no no! You’ve got me!”
“Yeah, but-“
“I don’t play well with others! You’ve got me, and won’t let you entertain the concept any longer!”
“Okay. I’ll take one.”
“NOT WHAT I MEANT!”

NO TRIP 2018/08/08(Wed)11:02 No. 124706 ID: f5062f
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"Alright everybody! First one's done!" announces Neis as she and her older sister carry a massive spit-roasted grub stuffed with some sort of tuber and fruit over to a picnic table. It gives off a scent not much unlike pork and apples, but with a hint of gaminess.

"Plenty to go around," adds Y'kaas. "We've still got another over the fire!"

Reminder: Neis stands at 1'6" (~46cm) tall

Sarcopholacooda 2018/08/08(Wed)15:14 No. 124711 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: "There are now mandatory UV absorption limits; you need permits to operate concession stands with anything involving harvested gas giants; molting and empty husks must be thrown in the correct receptacle; and adult swim time is set in three hours for Cnidarians to... do their budding."

Cybil: "The beach isn't open until I give the O-K!"

...

Cybil: "Okay, it's open!"

Anonymous 2018/08/08(Wed)16:03 No. 124713 ID: bfb318
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Delli: There's hot, and then there's this. Why didn't you get any umbrellas?

Pillet: Because I'm not a wuss. Get in the water, whiner.

Smik 2018/08/08(Wed)16:25 No. 124714 ID: 2474dd
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Macha: Demymon! DEMYMON!

Nem: No sweetie, they're demons, not pokémon or digimon.

Macha: DEMYMONS!

Nem: Maybe when you're older.

Macha: DEMYMONS!!

LW 2018/08/08(Wed)21:03 No. 124716 ID: 2755f5
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Princess Reefa has set up a stand show-casing the beauty and perfection of her kingdom.

Absurdity DeVoid 2018/08/09(Thu)03:10 No. 124726 ID: f44afc
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>>124703
Essence: Hmmm, free demons that can be interesting especially because I consider myself as a demon. And this might end up like the scenario where Goofy owns Pluto

Essence: So good shopkeeper what might these demons actually do? What are their function and purpose? What are they good at doing and what are they bad at doing?

Essence: And the most important question. What do they eat? What is needed to keep them alive? Do they drink the blood of virgins in order to stay alive or is something different needed as their food source?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkG1Dp_4-io

>>124703
This reminds me of Tainted Goods: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adi9Ijhvn1Y

Heretic 2018/08/09(Thu)06:36 No. 124730 ID: 8a947d
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>>124705
ROLAND: Here you go sir, go ahead and open to see what you get! Just don't shake the bottle...or do! The data will be useful! but do it far away from my table...just in case.

>>124716
ROLAND: How does her stand look so much better than mine? When did she have the time to set it up?
VOL: Well kiss ya business goodbye. Anyone with any sense is gonna want free booze over weird demons any day.

>>124726
ROLAND: Well ma'am! The same way a cow is different from a human there can be all sorts of different demons too! All of these demons are the equivalent of dogs or cats in demonic culture...probably. As for their function well they're adorable! Just look at my associate, isn't he just the cutest?
VOL: I'm going to bite ya Roland.
ROLAND: Cute and having all sorts of odd abilities or powers, but part of the fun is not knowing what you'll get! As for food anything from meat to vegetables should be fine! If you happen to have human flesh lying around that'd work too! Go ahead and pop open a bottle and see whats inside.
VOL: I'm gettin' a bottle of wine.

>>124728
ROLAND: I see why you'd think that. Except I'm a trained professional unlike that hack H.C. Brambleflapp! Now how about you take a demon? You'd be an uncool fool to walk away without one of these!

BokkunTheDrawperson 2018/08/09(Thu)14:43 No. 124739 ID: d2aae1
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>>124716


Ann "I'll pass on the wine, as I'm underage. I'd love to hear about your kingdom though. Even if I can't go there because we're from different quests, and none of this is canon, I'd still like to know. Give me the full lore dump."

Absurdity DeVoid 2018/08/10(Fri)01:30 No. 124743 ID: f44afc
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>>124730
1. Essence: Your silver tongue convinced me to adopt one of these buggers. Adorable is all that I was looking for and consumption of the flesh is just a bonus

3. Nameless narrator: You got the Dead Deranged Demon or D3 for short. It might have raves

4. Essence: Hey, little sister, you know how you always wanted me to get you a cat? Well, I got you something that is much cooler a freaking demon! All the coolest parental figures give them as home pets

5. Younger sister: Oh my gosh, it is adorable! The way how it doesn't blink, or how it uncontrollably twitches and how it looks like the drool is coming out of its mouth is what makes me love it even more

6. Younger sister: I am going to take good care of him, feed him, take him out on walks and wash him. I will call him Catzuzu and I will love him with all my heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui4UocBfdxo

Smik 2018/08/11(Sat)02:22 No. 124759 ID: 2474dd
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Lilly: Oi Bear-bear, I'm gett'n some weird pregnancy cravings. Can you get me some ice cream? An' ask our wife to go get me one of them demons from the cute lil' guy over there.

Barry: Sure thing, baby. Any special reason why Nem needs to get the demon?

Lilly: Just to be on the safe side is all. Also I think Pandy is hungry n' my tits don't provide lunch service yet. Macha can be a brat but at least she's not grabby, we can switch up.

Barry: Yeah she's trying to tear out my chest hair, too. Just out of curiosity... are you actually gonna eat a demon?

Lilly: In ice cream.

Barry: ... is that cannibalism?

Lilly: Sorta. We ain't quite the same 'species' if that's what you're hinting at.

Barry: How would you feel about pickles in ice cream?

Lilly: Sounds nasty, why?

Barry: ... no reason.

Absurdity DeVoid 2018/08/11(Sat)06:36 No. 124764 ID: f44afc
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Wicker Stump: The Dimensional Tribunal has organized this stand in order to celebrate the glorious summer. Everyone here can get a coconut drink and a flower necklace

Rubber: Yeah you can get one of these stupid and pointless necklaces here at this stand

Wicker Stump: Oh come on Rubber, show a little bit of excitement it is a beautiful day at the beach

Rubber: I rather be in my room, I hate this unrelenting heat

Absurdity DeVoid 2018/08/11(Sat)06:45 No. 124766 ID: f44afc
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Wicker Stump: Also for anyone who is interested, we will be hosting a limbo tournament. Only requirements for the participators is to have legs and floating, flying, shrinking are all against the rules of this tournament. The winner will get the coconut crown

LW 2018/08/12(Sun)22:19 No. 124792 ID: 2755f5
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>>124739
Princess Reefa: 'I can promise you none of our wine is underaged, our vintners are masters of the craft and every bottle is ready to enjoy on purchase.

but that's only the beginning of what's great about my beautiful homeland. Imagine the most wondrous palace with perfectly pruned royal grounds, now imagine this palace spans a whole kingdom. This is Teroth.

Teroth is the Paradise that all men dream of: gentle weather, delicious food, the finest fashions crafted locally and abroad, the people want for nothing and live in harmony under benevolent guidance of their heroic champions.
It is a land where the children frolic without fear, where the elderly rest easy in the comfortable home they provided for their family, where the young are free to follow their dreams.
Teroth is a heaven made material in tribute to the gods and blessed with their appreciation.
It is a place where evil cannot root and malice can never thrive.
If Teroth has a flaw it is that too few people have had the chance to enjoy it's splendor.'

ClockworkFountain 2018/08/13(Mon)19:43 No. 124794 ID: 5245b2
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As soon as the bearded man opens the bottle, the liquid snake on his shoulder dives in and eats the contained demon!
“Dude!”
“Whaf?”
“Didn’t you want a girlfriend?”
“I’ve got yours!”
“You’re messed up.”
The snake swallows the now thouroughly chewed demon, “Hey, maybe I’ll get some cool new abilities from this!”
“... You need more therapy.”

Tamri, an 8 year old child. 2018/08/14(Tue)20:22 No. 124812 ID: 889b86
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>>124766
I just need to walk under the pole?

Tamri, an 8 year old child. 2018/08/14(Tue)20:24 No. 124816 ID: 889b86
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Do I win?

Absurdity DeVoid 2018/08/15(Wed)00:48 No. 124823 ID: f44afc
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Wicker Stump: Well if that is your real life size and not you manipulating your height then this will make you an unbeatable contestant in the limbo tournament

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iHf5OBAtPk

Heretic 2018/08/15(Wed)10:33 No. 124834 ID: 8a947d
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TROY: So Vol's runnin' the booth now?
YOU: Well probably not, I think he's just getting wine and coconut drinks and leaving the demons unattended.
TROY: Isn't...Isn't that bad?
YOU: Nah, If they get taken and opened it's more data for me to record! So it's a win win.
TROY: Sure I guess...Hey you ever get the feelin' we've done this before?
YOU: What go to the beach?
TROY: Yeah it feels like we've been here once before, but like I don't really remember?
YOU: I mean...kinda? But none of this is canon so who cares right?
TROY: Just a feelin'. I'm gettin' some wine! Y'know your booth would've gotten more attention if you gave out free booze too!
YOU: Yeah Vol told me that too.

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2018/08/15(Wed)18:25 No. 124854 ID: b5fb67
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>>124766

Elena: "How low can you go? HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?!"

Sarah: "I don't think... I can... get under..."

Elena: "You can do it, Sarah!"

Sarah: "Can't... lean back... far enough... going to... knock bar over..."

>>124823
Yes. Tamri's listed height is just under ten inches tall.
Couldn't quite remember what the posts looked like. Just the detail that they had a vaguely skeletal motif to them.

Smik 2018/08/15(Wed)22:38 No. 124866 ID: 2474dd
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>>124834
Don't worry, Mamma's near by. No way Nem would leave Macha to her own devices.

Absurdity DeVoid 2018/08/16(Thu)02:59 No. 124867 ID: aad407
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Wicker Stump: Well now that other participators are being interested, it wouldn't be fair to end this prematurely. So what should we do about Tamri's height

Rubber: I have a perfect solution

Rubber: Alright, little one because it wouldn't really be fair for you to compete against others. So let's just scale down the size of your optics, this substitute made out of toothpicks and glue can be used perfectly for this purpose. Good luck little one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKB-2QEC6LI

Smik 2018/08/17(Fri)00:41 No. 124904 ID: 2474dd
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Spike: I don't dream of gentle weather, delicious food or fashions and harmony. I mostly dream of punching things bigger than me, eating inedibles and smashing things with my head. And Kitty saying "Goddammit, Spike!". Also occasionally ducks.

Teroth sounds really boring. Children always frolic without fear. Fear is all sad and lonely because nobody will ever frolic with him.

My therapist has advised me against staying too far away from evil and malice because I cause too much collateral damage otherwise and it's better I restrict it to people nobody likes much anyways.

Smik 2018/08/17(Fri)00:48 No. 124905 ID: 2474dd
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Spike: By the way, do you hear voices in your head? I asked around and it's really common around here, like just about everyone says they hear voices that tell them to do things like hug note and read Tom.

Except for like, Nem and her friends. She says the voices are actual the influence of wild spirits who usually want to help but aren't always good at it and sometimes they mess up your social and/or romantic life.

Also they like to do things with snake butts.

Glinp 2018/08/19(Sun)17:28 No. 124965 ID: 7fd053
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Oh no! I'm gonna be fishfood! Haaaaalp~!

Surprise! It was Tsunami!

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2018/08/19(Sun)23:51 No. 124984 ID: b5fb67
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"How about a squirt gun fight?"

When firing your squirt gun, roll 1d20. The target can draw the result!

Results:
1: Squirt gun water canister blows up somehow
2-5: Miss, hitting something causing property damage
6-9: Miss
10-18: Hit
19-20: Hit that causes bathing suit malfunction

Absurdity DeVoid 2018/08/20(Mon)07:51 No. 124993 ID: aad407
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>>124984
Cactus girl: I am up for a little bit of water carnage

Astronaut assistant: Who is ready to get soaked?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWOSYQS4AYw

Smik 2018/08/20(Mon)12:41 No. 124997 ID: 2474dd
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Sami: Holla at ya TGCHAN and BEACH DAY 2018!! ARE Y'ALL READY FOR ROCK?! COMPLETELY RHETORICAL SHUT UP YOU ARE!

I am SAMI JONES and I'm here with The Village's musical mistress JUNKO JUROMUNDO and with her help and the help of The Department of Change's Division Zero we've set up a little sun and spider stage for your listening pleasure! We're hoping that our little show might bring up some hidden talents from the Quest crew and maybe even a reunion show from THE SHOUTERS!

We'll be taking requests ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT, because my original songs tend to twist reality and occasionally summon the dead so NONE OF THAT, AIGHT?!

Just a little note that we have children around here so keep it clean and also please no HOTEL CALIFORNIA -- there is a small chance it will summon eldritch horrors or make Nan butt me off the stage!

>>124997
Free Bird!

ClockworkFountain 2018/08/20(Mon)14:23 No. 125002 ID: 362247
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>>124997
“How about “Raining Blood”?” Says a shadowy figure lurking in the shade of a nearby palm tree.

>>124997
My suggestion for you is to do the monkey, that one song with the funny dance from Johnny Bravo

LW 2018/08/22(Wed)01:00 No. 125019 ID: 2755f5
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>>124904
Hahahah! you are a very funny man good sir! have you been trained in comedy? you remind me of my father's old jester; Mr. Flops.

>>124905
I've never heard any voices, and I'm thankful for it!
mother superior has told me if I ever hear voices in my head to never listen to them as it is the path to ruin.

what a horrifying experience it must be!.

Harbard Grim 2018/08/22(Wed)02:43 No. 125020 ID: 3583d1
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Root: “Hey that’s pretty good!”

Sigurd: “Thanks! It’s the monestary where I lived.”

Root: “Ah, you are a monk?”

Sigurd: “Nope! My brother and father came and killed everyone.”

Root: “... Oh...”

I wish i was there, in the beach. In this part of the world is kinda cold to be outside, even more in the beach! Not good for cold blooded animals.

Smik 2018/08/22(Wed)14:02 No. 125028 ID: 2474dd
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>>125002

Sami: Sorry, last time I tried doing a song like that it did some sh.... it had a lot of bad side effects.

Smik 2018/08/22(Wed)18:11 No. 125031 ID: 2474dd
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>>125019
Kitty: Sweetie, you don't know the half of it. Godammit, Spike -- this is NOT a pokémon and even if it was we are NOT pokémon trainers and that was NOT a pokémon ball you stuffed him into. Do you have any idea how many calls from Marvel/Disney I've had to deal with? Do you have any idea of how many of their lawyers I've had to kill? Rich people don't stop sending lawyers you know, they just wonder why the law firm stops taking their calls. And then sometimes they just get a new law firm. And then sometimes you have to leave the head and spine of one of their CEO's in the bed of one of their other CEO's before they stop pestering me. And now I find out we really DID have Dr. Doom, I'm going to have to figure out how to dispose of him because otherwise that's a lot of apology notes.

Smik 2018/08/23(Thu)15:25 No. 125040 ID: 2474dd
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Kitty: Sweetheart, is my boy bothering you?

Spike: I think she indirectly said "goddammit, Spike"

Kitty: Sweetie, don't mince words with the boy you'll only encourage him. If he's bothering you, just beat him over the head. Repeatedly. It won't make him go away or anything, but it will make you feel better.

Spike: And I go DING!

Kitty: He does go ding. And his eyes change. It's stress relieving for a lot of people.

ClockworkFountain 2018/08/23(Thu)17:38 No. 125043 ID: 5245b2
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>>125028
“Nice try Acryporos. You probably thought you could make it rain and then use your Crimson Sea to turn everyone here into mush. You miscalculated, however. I always show up to these. You stand accused of attempted murder: several cases; multiply that for the children and Lily. Because nobody else cares can harm you I stand to judge you. So then, HOW DO YOU PLEA?”

LW 2018/08/23(Thu)21:05 No. 125051 ID: 2755f5
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rolled 7 = 7

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>>124984
Oken: "Drink pressurized watery death solar filth!"

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2018/09/04(Tue)00:46 No. 125293 ID: b5fb67
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rolled 12 = 12

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"Ha, missed! Returning fire!"

Arhra 2018/09/07(Fri)23:07 No. 125352 ID: ab52c1
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rolled 13 = 13

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>>125293
Deem: "Quick, get that one in the shark swimsuit!"

LW 2018/10/23(Tue)11:19 No. 126151 ID: 2755f5
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Mizzit: "I'll totally win this limbo contest!"

LW 2018/10/23(Tue)11:22 No. 126152 ID: 2755f5
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*snap*

Mizzit: "MYAAH!?"

>>126152
HAH!

Absurdity DeVoid 2018/10/24(Wed)04:38 No. 126165 ID: 70be57
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>>126152
Wicker Stump: What an unfortunate turn of events, Mizzit do you need a towel?

Rubber: Because of this kind of happy little accidents, this job is worth putting up with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEDTtD9omLM