Glaive 2009/09/08(Tue)20:04 No. 40291 ID: ab91ae
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>That poster! Obtain it. Bring it to me. You know it is your destiny.
A summoning scroll! Fortune smiles upon you!

>>40291
Can you use it? What does it summon?
Check for anything inside the box.

Glaive 2009/09/08(Tue)20:34 No. 40320 ID: ab91ae
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>Can you use it? What does it summon?
The symbol indicates this is a scroll of Ice! The fine print tells me it is some sort of beast. Clearly, it summons an ice kami of some kind.

The box reveals a mundane items, likely those owned by the windmill's previous occupant. The senbei crackers, a pair of glasses, and the healing ointments are the only items of interest.

>>40320
Get ye ointment.

Glaive 2009/09/08(Tue)20:52 No. 40340 ID: ab91ae
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Restorative ointment in hand, I make way towards the castle...

>>40340
DO YOU NOT FEEL THE FOUL PRESENCE BEHIND YOU?

THE MONSTER THAT DID THIS IS STILL LURKING ABOUT.

DRAW THINE SWORD, SAMURAI, AND PROVE YOUR WORTH.

Glaive 2009/09/08(Tue)21:05 No. 40348 ID: ab91ae
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You feel it! Something terrible and fell is right behind you! You draw your blade, ready to duel to death atop this bridge, suspended over hundreds of feet of nothingness, which is in turn suspended over a cruel bed of sharpened stones and gravel!

...The beast has left your sight.

Glaive 2009/09/08(Tue)21:22 No. 40353 ID: ab91ae
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No matter! The creature will surely return later. For now, you press onward to the castle. The door is open, so I cautiously peek through.

A foul beast guards this room. You recognize it as an onishiro neko, or White Demon Cat. The name may be redundant, but it is no less fearsome a beast. Their temperaments vary wildly, but thankfully this one appears to be asleep. Should I attempt to attack it, or simply sneak away from it?

This room has two exits and a shrine where one can pray for good fortune. You can also gain the kami's blessing by washing your hands in the holy water of the shrine.

>>40353
I knew it.

>>40353

Any Samurai worth their salt can draw at least with some alacrity. Keep your hand near your sheathed sword, but do not otherwise attack it. There is no guarantee it would mean you harm on its own, but many creatures will respond adversely to a threat.

Glaive 2009/09/08(Tue)21:38 No. 40367 ID: ab91ae
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>Keep your hand near your sheathed sword, but do not otherwise attack it.
Very well.

As you edge into the room, you notice the impressive suit of Dai-Shogun Armor. A truly wondrous suit.

You are unsure where to proceed. North? East? To the shrine for luck?

>>40367
Don't those normally have two tails and necromancy power?

>>40367
...We are just some kid, pretending to be a samurai, aren't we. Nonetheless, we shall continue on! Head north.

Glaive 2009/09/08(Tue)21:52 No. 40376 ID: ab91ae
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>Don't those normally have two tails and necromancy power?
The armor, or the cat?

The only thing special about the armor is its not made for women, so you can't wear it. And the two tailed cat is much smaller and more capricious than the White Demon Cat.

You head north! It takes you to a hall. As you enter the narrow passageway, you see the Ogre King also entering! He seems surprised at your presence!

>>40376
Greet the ogre king. Be ready for a fight.

>>40376
Seconding Greet Ogre King.

>>40409
>>40479
Politely, as you should.

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)14:29 No. 40570 ID: ab91ae
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>Greet the ogre king! ...Politely!
"Well met, Ogre king!"

"Eh? Doshite sono samurai wa koko de imasuka?"

"I'm here to end your reign of terror, Ogre King!"

"Eh, soudanaaa? Gyah. Gyahahahaa! Ganbatte, samurai!"

>>40570

Oookay? Why do you want to end his reign? What did he do to you?

>>40570
Repeat after me: ko ni chi wa.

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)14:36 No. 40582 ID: ab91ae
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>Why do you want to end his reign?
Why not? He is an Ogre King, he exists to be slain by samurai! Which you happen to be one.

>>40582
Ooh! Ooh! I know just what to tell the Ogre King.

>Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu.

I'm assuming you don't speak Ogre. If you DO, per chance, please translate for us?

>>40582

Did you consider that he may have family? Little kids, you know, that kind that starves without parents?

>>40586
Did you consider what you were typing?

>>40592

Wut?

>>40582
So are you some kind of crazy, racist murderer?
Some kinda reason for killing stuff would be appropriate.

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)15:22 No. 40619 ID: ab91ae
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The ogre strikes! Without any command prepared, you default to DODGE.

>Did you consider that he may have family? Little kids, you know, that kind that starves without parents?
...So? The less Oni in this world, the better!

>Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi de ippai desu.
...You have no hovercraft, nor do you have any eels to fill it with.

>If you DO, per chance, please translate for us?
You do indeed understand ogre! Well, mostly. Enough that you can roughly translate for... yourself. Before, it had said
>Eh? Why is this samurai here?
and
>Is that so? Ha! Hahahaa! Good luck, Samurai.

>>40619
Run up his arm and slash at his face.

Is the Ogre King bad for being a bad king, or bad for being an ogre?

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)15:39 No. 40629 ID: ab91ae
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>Run up his arm and slash at his face.

With a single motion, you charge up the extended arm, draw your blade, and slash across his face! The ogre's eyes are sent flying!

>M-matteyo!
He tells you to wait.

>>40629
Ask him what he wants. With your blade pressed against his back.

>>40629
Oni are known for their deception. Finish him while you still have the advantage.

>>40629
Do that one slash in the air that cleans the blade, then comply.
And get off his shoulder.

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)16:17 No. 40647 ID: ab91ae
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>Oni are known for their deception. Finish him while you still have the advantage.
Your thoughts exactly.

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)16:20 No. 40648 ID: ab91ae
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>Do that one slash in the air that cleans the blade


The Ogre King has been defeated.

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)16:20 No. 40649 ID: ab91ae
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"...What was that sound?"

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)16:21 No. 40650 ID: ab91ae
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"Sis! Did you just step on my glasses!?"

WAT

>>40650
wat

>>40650
wat

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/09/09(Wed)16:42 No. 40670 ID: 64d98f
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>>40650
wat

>>40650

"Um... No." Walk away.

DIE MONSTER

YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

Haha. That explains the oven, the glasses and the fridge.

"FFFFF sorry"

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)19:51 No. 40799 ID: ab91ae
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"Uhhhhhh no?"

Glaive 2009/09/09(Wed)19:54 No. 40803 ID: ab91ae
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>Big Brother End!
Inventory: Cardboard Tube, Lolcats poster, Sun screen.
Areas Discovered: 6/10
Enemies Discovered: 3/5
SECRET ENEMY DISCOVERED: Signpost
Enemies Defeated: Big Brother
Enemies Avoided: Mother, Koneko, Signpost
Secrets discovered: 1/5

Percent Complete: 50%
Grade: C - Nameless Wanderer

>>40803
FFFFF should be
>Enemies Defeated: Big Brother, Signpost
>Enemies Avoided: Mother, Koneko

Nice. I couldn't have done it better if I had acctually did it myself, Gnome. You bring great honor to my little imaginary samurai girl.

Suggestion 2009/09/10(Thu)21:30 No. 41571 ID: e49d30
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>>41505
You could have attempted to finish it though.