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🍆

:V

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🛏️↗️😏🍆🍆💦🦈

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Glinp 2021/04/01(Thu)10:12 No. 994180 ID: a2a3ab
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This quest could get NSFW! Watch out!

>>994169
>>994174
I woke up feelin' horny!
"Maybe I shouldn'ta eaten so much horny lizardweed before bedtime!" I said to myself and not out loud. Well dagnabbit! What emoji (/icon etc.) represents what I did about this situation?

♀️

🥖🪚🍗🚨🏨
Alternatively
🛌🦴👉👌👹💕💦

🔩

⚰️

💦

🔩🦈

>>994180
🚿

🖐💥🐒

Glinp 2021/04/01(Thu)12:00 No. 994219 ID: a2a3ab
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>>994181
>>994183
>>994184
>>994187
I don't know any Oni, but Aki's girlfriend is a different kind of youkai! I call up Aki.
"Hey can I fuck your girlfriend"
"I'll ask." She asks. "She says yes."
"Cool I'll be right over!" I put on some underwear first. Zoop!
"Hey there little mortal!" These foxes are so dang tall! I'm not even a shorty!
"Heyyy there big momma! How's about a quickie? I'm a real hotshot in the sheets, y'know!"
"She knows. I've told her."
"Let's see how you measure up to my GF!" She grins mischievously.

What emoji (/etc.) describes how our intimate encounter goes?

⚰️

🌋

🌊

🤤💭😏♀️👙 + 🍆💦🛏️

🌊⛔🚽

👅

👉👌🎆

😫🍆💦🩲😅

🥗🍽🚰👢💦

🥗🍽🚰👢💦

🍆➡️☁️➡️🐱💦💦💦💦💦💦

🏴‍☠️🎵 ⬇️🚘 🤝❤

Glinp 2021/04/01(Thu)13:14 No. 994272 ID: a2a3ab
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>>994221
>>994222
>>994227
>>994241
It's explosive and wet! Kersplooey!! Good times. So then we were lying in the bed.
"Wowie! Thanks, I never fucked a real live camgirl before!"
"I have!"
"Oh oh which one?"
"The same one as you!" She ruffles her tail against my head!
"D'ohhhhhh..."

After we got cleaned up, what was my mood? Same rules as before, obvs, which is how it's gonna be for the whole rest of the thread too.

⚔️

⚰️

🌮 👅

😎😘

🏃‍♂️🏞

🚫-👕👖👙👗

🍔

💸💸💸

>>994272
🍔

Glinp 2021/04/01(Thu)14:48 No. 994301 ID: a2a3ab
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>>994287
>>994292
"I could sure go for a burger after all that! Whatta you guys think?"
"Hai, I could go for a cheesebaga."
"I feel the same."
So we go to the local burger joint! It's called McSpaceDonald's 2000. I get a triple-decker cheeseburger with all the fixin's!
Pillow gets a single with mushrooms and cheese.
Aki gets a double cheeseburger with ketchup, pickles, lettuce, and tomato, and we all share a big bag a' onion rings.

It's a regular greasefest! Yummolicious.
>>994274
>>994291
With that out of the way, I've got an urge for a real quick quest! Just a little somethin' somethin'... just for a taste of adventure! Although tasting Pillow was a good adventure to start the day with, hehehe.

What kinda quest am I lookin' for?

💍

⛄️

🏞🦇🥚🎂⚔

🏝🩳🌊💦💧🌁🌆🏢🌉🔫⚔️🤺🥷🗡💍💰🤑

✨🗡️🗡️✨

>>994301
🦎🤠🐎
🦊👙👘

Glinp 2021/04/01(Thu)17:34 No. 994327 ID: a2a3ab
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>>994303
>>994308
>>994309
>>994310
Something with rings and close-range weapon combat! I part ways with my gal pals and look for a quest. Aaaand found it! Now, to the tavern! Need someone to swashbuckle with... My eyes settle on Suleuri!
"...Hiii...?" Oops I was starin'.
"Howdy! You in the mood for a quick quest? If we succeed, we get cool rings at the end! But it involves fighting dudes with swords and junk."
"I do like my cosmetic rewards... Or do they have effects?"
"Yeah the effect is they make you look baller"
"Nice. I'm in~"

I go rent a sword, and Suleuri fetches one too, just a rental like mine. Then we warp to the mission!

How does the first leg of the dungeon go?

💥🍓🍓💥

🦎⚔️🐙

😱🤪🌲🌲⚔

🏔

🕳

⬇️

🤸‍♂️


🌻🌻🌻

😈📅😢

🍞

💰

🦖⚔️☄️

🦎⚔️💰🦀


🦎👀🦖⛺️🩲

Glinp 2021/04/02(Fri)09:48 No. 994445 ID: a2a3ab
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>>994388
>>994395
>>994383
>>994333
I got into a fight with a Ruut-truut! She could wear so many rings with all those arms! She was tough but I fended her off and came away with 111 krels! That's some decent cash!
There was also this wizard who was totally cheating by throwing cold-fireballs at Suleuri, but she sliced 'em up (the fireballs, not the wizard) and he gave up. She got some good dough too.

>>994341
Then we encountered an angry Skut mob! I didn't wanna fight that many at once... and their blood is acidic, so Suleuri couldn't just step on 'em!

How did we get outta this one and move forward?

🍨

🦎🧗🌲
🌲💨↗️🌊
🦎🌲➡️🏃

🍦

🍾🪠📦✉️📬✈️

Glinp 2021/04/02(Fri)14:44 No. 994490 ID: a2a3ab
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>>994448
>>994452
It's Suleuri with the save!
"Who wants some fuckin' ice creeeeeam~" She pulls out a huge tub of it that's probably like a regular-size tub for her.
"What flavour?" Asks one of the Skut.
"ELL ESS DEEEEEEEEEE!" She plants it on the ground with a thud that shakes the earth!
Then we all get hiiigh on ice creeeeam.

I think there was more drugs than LSD in there, but now the ingredients list is swimming.
Anyway, once we all understand that really, everything is connected, and fighting each other over some trivial prize is just, like, fighting another part of yourself, you know, we agree to finish the mission together!

How does that go? We're all still high and it looks like everything is breathing.

🦶

🍦👅
🦴
⚔️🦖
💰

Glinp 2021/04/02(Fri)17:57 No. 994520 ID: a2a3ab
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>>994493
>>994495
We did some real stupid stuff! Fullspeed crazy running all over the place! We were literally bouncing off the walls. We started daring each other to do stuff like backflip off each other and eat weird plants growing from the ceiling. Nobody puked, somehow.

>>994494
Then we had a ring-fitting adventure, but I think Suleuri got the Rong idea somewhere along the way! There was this guy named Rong, see, and she tried to fit him inside herself... I got the feeling he didn't mind it too bad.

We got some cool shiny rings to wear! I said g'bye to the Skut and then went somewhere private to bone Suleuri and Rong.

Then it was time to cap off the day! What did I do before I headed back home? This time you have to use at least one text smiley or icon from /icons/.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 💜

┌(・。・)┘♪

₍₍ ◝(　ﾟ∀ ﾟ )◟ ⁾⁾
⚔️

🦎🐍🩱🩴😎

😆⛹️🏀

Glinp 2021/04/03(Sat)19:04 No. 994708 ID: a2a3ab
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>>994521
I stepped on Rong! In like a kinky way? It was silly! The ice cream was wearing off by then.
"Rar I'm an Amtsvane!"
"Oh noooo~! That's basically a dragon, and I'm helpless against dragons!"

>>994524
Suleuri introduced me to her friend who is a Unicornfolk and I gave that friend a hug, because she's super huggy, like wow whoa. I think she had a crush on me, but maybe she's just like that.
"My my, lizards are simply wonderful!" she said.
"Uh huh!"

>>994530
After that, we split up. I sang a tune and was dancin', and this Ferretfolk saw me and he was like
"yeah right on!" and we did a dance together!

>>994576
Back at home, I had a cackle at my newfound riches!
"Mwahahahaha!"

>>994579
My birth mom wasn't there, but she would be like "wow you did a good job, sweetie! And you look baller!" and I think that's a day worth striving for.

The end!

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🎉🎉🎉

👏

👌🎉😂💪👍

🎆🎆🎆